♦ pitied by @culpablyAtypical
uhh no to be fair when i said i saw gameplay i mean like the very beginning of the game and that's it
do you ever - worry - that when - you understand someone's issues - very very - well that - it might be a sign - that both of you need help - and it's concerning - that you both are similar in - that way > #cw-mental-health #rambling
(Extending small break to small hiatus.) (See you whenever.
ok but legit why an evil clone of ME? 1st of all an evil roxy clone is just rly funny but also leik...gurl legit chose the worst roxy 4 that leik im tryin to figure out the logic here but the math aint mathin
i only barely found out about it. :(
this is not RAD !! !! !!
I'm s0 tired, I wanna have fun after 8eing d0ne with w0rk t00. Fuuuuuuuuuck
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ No tree nut posting today ... STOMACH PAIN੭
#mood
● • Just • aate • the • naastiest • slice • of • pizzaa • in • my • entire • life. • ●
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hhh꠹
unfortunately approachin the "i want to make a sextape" kinda horny #nsfw
⦓ ... Is it bad to crush on someone when you're still mourning your dead partner? ⦔ ⦓ Is it bad to want to be in a relationship when you still call your dead partner "my partner" as if she's still alive? Oah...⦔
i do want to establish this is the same friend i met for coffee the other daie like... if the world gets destroieed it's gonna be the same world im standing on...
aight... new question if mie friend might be destined to plaie the uh fucked up game whats a regular bitch with a job gotta do to not get killed bie meteors cus i don't see mieself plaiein that thing and i don't think she gonna invite me either
well, not ideal i happen to like mie friends
DO THESE LOOK POISONED TO YOU, YOU SHRIVELED SARDINE OF A TROLL‽ I půt tịmɛ ªnd ɛffºrt ịntº mƴ pªstrịɛs nºt tº sůllƴ thɛm wịth 'pºịsºn'..ịf ƴºůr pººr fịshƴ tůmmƴ cªn nºt hªndlɛ mƴ hịvɛcrªftɛd sɛªsºnªl dɛlịcịºůs dɛlịcªcịɛs thɛn jůst ªdmịt ịt. Dº nºt ªccůsɛ mɛ ºf sůch hɛịnºůs ªcts! Mªƴbɛ nɛxt tịmɛ ƴºů cªn bɛ nịcɛ ªnd ªccɛpt ª gịft ºffɛrɛd ịnstɛªd ºf thịnkịng thªt ªll ůs lºwɛr trºlls ªrɛ ªftɛr ƴºůr knɛɛs ªnd shịnƴ trɛªsůrɛs! #nºtsºvªgůɛpºstịng #bªkịng #mɛntịºnsºfpºịsºnịng https://cdn.ịmgchɛst.cºm/fịlɛs/6d59ªɛ96b3b3.jpg
IndiVVidually, some of you possess qualities bordering on tolerable. A sharp tongue. A respectable appetite. The occasional flicker of breeding. Then you gather. And suddenly I am confronted VWWith an endless procession of beggars, exhibitionists, self-appointed philosophers, failed reVVolutionaries, degenerates, sentimentalists, and creatures apparently so starVVed for attention that they VWWill announce the most humiliating details of their personal liVVes to complete strangers before breakfast. This accumulation is not a community, rather the strongest proof that the empire VWWas foolish in proVViding literacy to the land castes. #abuse #cVWW-casteism #nsfVWW
I went t0 chittr t0 try and make my m00d 8etter 8y talking t0 pe0ple. 8ut I guess t0night's just n0t it, huh
Fuuuuck, I sh0uld start sm0king #su8stance
⊹ Bursting int⟡ tears in t#e middle ⟡f a snarlbucks is n⟡t ⟡ne ⟡f my pr⟡udest m⟡ments ⊹
get blocked. all of you. fakefucking life. orchestrated bya smiling fucking creep pretendignto be a goofball. hhahhahah. allthe awful shit that happened to me on earth too. orchestrated. the. discardedPasts postof my future selfs memory. said as much. ggodthe awful thignsthey made me do. aand iw as just a kid andd. it was all. orchestrated. by him by the man between. the man shattered hhahaha. im not even real!! i was made! on a fuckigng COMPUTER SCREEN BY THE DEMONIC EYEBALL ASSHOLE. USING A FUCKING VIDEOGAME CONTROLLER
I kinda need t0 g0 t0 sleep s0 I'm n0t c0mpletely exhausted f0r w0rk t0m0rr0w, 8ut I d0n't wannaaaaaa
I can't f0cus 0n the training, @aph0ticAcumen why d0es y0ur training manager have such massive spheres, it's distracting. They're escaping c0ntainment, his shirt can't keep them f0rever #suggestive
Fuuuuuck, why d0 I g0tta get up this earlyyyy, s0 unfair
I texted him. Fuck, whyyy. I h0pe I ay least managed t0 s0und n0nchalant a80ut it #vaguep0sting
Fuckin'- alright, s0 things are fucked again. Like n0t in a terri8le way this time, thankfully, 8ut like y0u kn0w, familiar misery, the pain 0f change and all that shit
× Poor Thing... --- nowv Your Hope And Compassion Is Gone you'vve Sold Out Your Dream To The WVorld stay Dead, Stay Dead, Stay Dead you're Dead And Out Of This WVorld https://youtu.be/ay3cwvycjazc #lyricsposting ×
ok, i lied. i can’t sleep.
I kn-o-o-w what the timeline is missing -- Flaming arr-o-o-w barrage fr-o-o-m all angles!!!!!
alright alright alright me and siluri @culpablieAtiepical are plaieing Lingo here's the stream https://kosmi.to/@nunieabusiness @canieouKeepit you asked me to tag so im taggin this is an open invite tho come watch
[The manor is filled with a fierce, burning roaring. Something animalistic and hateful, like a demon. Well, no, not like. It is a demon. Lord English burst through the walls of the manors, smashing through them at top speeds to reach his destination. Infuriated by being, essentially, child locked. The flashing light flared off him like blinding fire as he rapidly approached his destination. And his puppet prey. The wall of his final destination burst apart into dust and rubble, looking for all the world like a bomb had gone off. A puppet was there to meet him, standing serenely in the center of the room with his hands behind his back. **”PUUUUUUUUUUUPPETTTTTTTTTTTT!”** “Ah, there you are, my lord. Right on time. Jujubes?” With a zap, Scratch was next to the furious and heaving lord, paying no attention to his devastating aura and the crackling green energy dancing across his body, holding up a bowl of candy. Instead of thanks or at the very least a silent partaking of the treats offered, he was met with a massive claw slashing out to strike at him. Unfortunately for Lord English, there was no impact as his host teleported out of the way. “Exactly as expected, of course. Still, it would have been impolite not to offer. Especially to *such* an important guest as you, my lord.” “YOU ARROGANT LITTLE FUCKWAD. YOU HAVE FAILED ME, YOU HAVE *DISAPPOINTED* ME, LIKE THE BROKEN LITTLE PUPPET YOU ARE. BUT NOW YOU *DEFY* ME?! INTERFERE WITH *MY* PROPERTY?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!” The question was, for all intents and purposes, rhetorical, as the moment after he said it the lord’s jaw split open, unleashing a wide wave of destructive energy that tore apart the room in mere moments. Everything was naught but ash. “Because I have finally realized, my lord, that I am better than you in nearly every way.” Everything but Scratch, who was safely behind his own attacker with a gun aimed straight at him. A gun which went off the moment English turned to face him, striking him square in his shoulder. “For instance, my omniscience is far less than it should be as of late, as you have reminded me incessantly. And yet, even with that combined with your ability to selectively hide from it, I am able to use all the information available to me to correctly determine the exact moment that you are most open for a shot.” Once again Scratch found himself teleporting away after his speech, zapping down the hallway as his lord chased him, snarling and roaring with rage as he gripped his bleeding shoulder. “Also, you are very bad at using your powers to your full potential.” “ARROGANT, BROKEN WHELP-“ “And that is another thing. I’ve contemplated it, and I am beginning to wonder if I’m not nearly so broken as you and I both believe. Or believed, in my case. After all, though many of my plans failed, or petered off, they still quite often had effects. You’ve spoken a good deal, yes, but it is arguable that you have failed when it comes to enacting major events in the same way I have.” Mid charge, Lord English changed tactics, teleporting behind Scratch in the hallway as his last teleport stopped and pouncing on him- but the doctor was too quick for him still, and the Lord found his claws connecting with the floor. Scratch stopped, teleporting next to his Lord and shoving his orb right into his face, projecting a spade. “…and I notice, I don’t recall any of *your* plans ever bringing your sister right to your home.” Time seemed to stop for a moment under the sheer force of the Lord’s rage- seemed to, in this stance, being a phrase meaning that it did in fact stop. Long enough for English to wrap his claws around the puppet and drag him into the air. “Ah, there we are, my lord! Finally, using your powers to your full-“ That sentence went unfinished as Scratch was thrown full speed through a wall. And proceeded to crash through another, and another, and another, until finally his flight was stopped as three time clones of Lord English appeared around him in a circle, mid air, slamming him done with their scepters and sending him crashing down through several floors of the manor. His final descent left a crater, his clothes torn to reveal the puppet body beneath. His cueball was covered with scorch marks. Lord English descended after him, looking significantly less damaged beyond a slowly healing shoulder wound. His fanged maw drooled like a feral, rabid animal. Once again he brought Scratch into the air. “YOU ARE DONE. YOU HAVE LOST ALL USE TO ME, YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKER.” The flashing pool eyes stared him down, blinding light building up in his throat. He brought up his wayward host close to his face… “Ah, well. If I am to die ahead of schedule, I’ve really no use to care about the sanctity of the timeline, do I?” Scratch, calmly, pulled out his gun once again, and aimed it right between Lord English’s eyes. The eyes that, in response to the threat, locked in to piercing black eight balls. “…YOU’RE BLUFFING.” “I prepared two bullets. One for a warning shot, one for if you choose poorly.” “YOU *WOULDN’T*.” Scratch didn’t answer. “…YOU *WOULD*.” “I’m extremely pleased that you understand that. Put me down, if you would please.” Reluctantly, and after snarling for a bit, English did so. Scratch remained absolutely calm, adjusting his bow tie, which had miraculously survived the assault. “Very good. Now, here is the new arrangement.” “I have no intention of letting my lifetime of work go to waste. I will continue to move events in our primary timeline into the direction required, and I will continue to serve your requests as I do so.” Another snarl in response. “…*however*, I will take no further abuse from you. You will no longer call me broken, or defective. And you will finally start to use my damn name. And if your requests are stupid, fruitless, or simply too petty for me to deal with, well, I reserve the right to refuse them.” “WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU COULD *EVER* HAVE THAT RIGHT, YOU WRETCHED LITTLE MAN?” “The fact I held a gun to your face, capable of killing you, with full intent to use it.” Lord English did not respond to that. “I don’t believe I actually have the power to directly stop you from such efforts as hunting down the Snowmen- I leave that to others. But I’m not going to waste the rest of my allotted time on worthless errands. And related to that- whatever personal agendas I choose to embark on, I will have no interference from you. Now, then. Are we in accord? Keep in mind I know exactly when to fire my weapon if you choose to attack again now, and where to aim for maximum lethality.” The two of the, stared at each other, just for a moment. Scratch was characteristically expressionless. Lord English was characteristically snarling, angry, glaring down at his servant and fighting off the urge to lunge and rend him to pieces. Unable to believe just what he was hearing, here. There was something like respect in that glare, too. “…DO WHAT YOU WANT, I DON’T CARE ANYMORE.” “Excellent. In that case, my lord…” Scratch gave a deep, theatrical bow. “…I remain your obedient servant.” English snorted, zapping away somewhere else in the manner, leaving Scratch alone in the rubble and debris. “…I’ll be needing a new suit, then.”]
((Also I nearly forgot - it’s my birthday today! Wooooooo
:33 < truthfully i would like to join in and #glubpost away!! :33 < but honestly? :33 < i do not think i can claim the g word :\\ :33 < which is why i will happily like and giggle at all the glubbing happenings from the sidelines!!
glub glub glub glub
some guy just hated two of my latest chits about having yummy pancakes for breakfast. how can u hate such simplistic and lovely regards..? le sigh.. #vagueposting
sometimes 7ou just have to go pbbbt at life and move on
sometimes 7ou see someone new on (hittr. and the7’re hot, and friendl7, and interesting. and 7ou (at(h feelings, and rea(h out. and the7 re(ipro(ate, but not as mu(h as 7ou have for them. and it hurts, a little, thinking about rea(hing and the7 walk past 7ou to someone else. and then the7 vanish off (hittr and 7ou never see them again, and it doesn’t matter whether the7 re(ipro(ated or not be(ause the7’re out of 7our life forever and 7ou have to wonder what the fu(k was all the angsting about an7wa7s. this has happened to me several times
he cant ztop talking about me even after i blocked him genuinely how do people even like thiz guy i cant ztand him #vaguepozting ok im gonna go zleep now fr bye lmao
ok i take it back im not ok ill juzt zleep then........lol
EHEHEH UM ANYWAY IM FINE NOW I THINK LOL XD X3 XP
not everything iz about you fucking zelf-centered piece of zhit
ничего не имеет значения так зачем вообще заморачиваться???????
i ztill remember when i waz a little wriggler. when i waz juzt zome weird kid who liked memez a bit too much. i hate what ive become and i hate that i zound zo pathetic for zaying that what do you even do in theze zituationz becauze like im too much of a coward to cull myzelf but alzo therez not many people who wanna cull me do i really need to live like thiz i cant i dont want to i hate waking up and having to do the zame zhit everyday i hate what i zee in the mirror and i hate my perzonality and juzt everything about me in general
they do it az a way to zeem like nice people but they dont rlly care
>>| "are you .a motherfucking masochist .or some shit???" no. my self harm posts mostly .is .about my mentality .issues. some people may know .it for months with my .existence .on feed. .i hurt myself .if .i get too .anxious .or too stressed, like bad .emotional meltdown. .it's .a mechanism that .i had for sweeps. .origin? .i won't reveal. that's the secret .i will take to the grave, .i guess. by the by, that .is .a good chitt to cover .up what .i have bad for you, .if you follow me .or want to be my friend .or .even .acquaintance. don't talk to me then. https://hive.beeb.trl/qna/ #gore #violence #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health #posnahaskbox
i dont need a moirail and i cant do anything anywayz im ztill in the hozpital
zhould i OD atp nobody even gaf
Lmfao vrissy blocked me
WHY CANT PEOPLE ZTOP MOCKING ME EVEN WHEN IM AT THE FUCKING HOZPITAL DO YALL WANT ME DEAD????? LKE GENUNELY ZHOULD I JUZT AZK THEM TO CULL ME????
"The woorst he coould say is noo" hoow peoople will find me after my attempt too ask soomeoone oout
hey how many of you hate me platonically and are plotting my death right now how many of you absolutely writhe upon seeing me post and sigh in annoyance how many of you are merely tolerating me
ZILURI YOUVE BEEN AWFULLY...VIOLENT, LATELY. OR AT LEAZT YOUR POZTZ HAVE BEEN. DID ANYTHIN HAPPEN? X/
IDK ANYTHING ABOUT HIM HE’S JUST SORT OF WEIRD.
ZILURI DIDNT DO ZHIT OK THEREZ LIKE ONLY 2 PPL WHO KEEP TRYNA ZAY OTHERWIZE BUT THEY DONT EVEN TELL ME WHAT HE DID THEY JUZT GO "OH HEZ BAD" WITHOUT ELABORATING 🤨
IK NOBODY GAF RN BUT IM ZTILL @ THE HOZPITAL N THEYRE ZAYING THAT MY INJURIEZ ARENT HEALING PROPERLY OR WHATEVER #WATDATMEAN #GULP
uh / can all of my trusted friends come over / please / something big came up / especially you kalian / i need help
Odd.. - dreams - i cant - tell - if - its just - a bad dream or not > #dreams
DRAWING IN THE HOZPITAL BED: FUN PEN DIZAPPEARING FOR A ZEC: NOT FUN
DID POZNAH JUZT FUCKING BLOCK ME LMAO TBH YOU KNOW WHAT IDGAF
꒦꒷ JUST GOT A CALL UHM MY EMPLOYED ERA IS APPROACHING..
DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAD INTERNAL INJURIEZ I AM ZO COOKED 😭 AND I JUZT KNOW THEY AINT GON CURE ME RIGHT CUZ IM AN OLIVEBLOOD N I ZTILL GOTTA PAY 4 DIZ ZHIT OH TO BE A HIGHBLOOD AND HAVE ACCEZZ TO FREE HEALTHCARE....
Too past Kryqus: Please delete Team Foortress 2 ooff oour pc
OH I AGREED 2 GO TO THE MALL W/ A FRIEND OF MINE. HE OFFERED 2 DRIVE ALTHOUGH NEITHER OF UZ HAV A LICENZE ZO LIKE, I DECIDED TO TRUZT HIM (BAD IDEA) NEXT THING I KNOW HE ZPEEDZ UP WAY MORE THAN HE ZHOULD AND WE CRAZH AGAINZT ANOTHR ZCUTTLEBUGGY THE CRAZH WAZ PRETTY BAD I THNK ITZ A MIRACLE THAT WE BOTH ZURVIVED IDK IF THE PPL IN DA OTHER BUGGY DID THOUGH
HEY GUYZ ZORRY 4 NOT BEIN ZO ACTVE I GOT INTO A ZCUTTLEBUGGY ACCIDENT N IM @ DA HOZPITAL RN
might become celibate he posted imagine dragons and i think it was unironically i think he genuinely listens to this he made a babe off contest he has a guide to fuck multiple women nook just wanted boing boing that one time he's haunting me i consistently rack up karma and pay for the consequences of it daily #nsfw
W)(en I'm playing TF2 and t)(en søme glubberfucking ass)(øle engineer named sømefin like "P)(antøm C)(arlie Kirk" )(as a maxxed øut turret ØN MY INT-ELLIG-ENC-E!!! =>>8(
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png
>>| spent money .into .online video game. got crap. fascinating. .i may get back to .old .offline .ones. don't gamble wigglers.
NO IDEA BUT I THIBK THAT THE OTHER ZILURI IZ GENUINELY EVIL HE IZ ZO MEAN AND ZCARY
every nite i slide on here i log off wantin to off sonemone
when i think he cant get any dumber he goes and proves me wrong tellin me da stupidest idea ive never heard like bro that aint no sinkin ship thats a S)(IPWR-ECK
I'm curious. What's your guys' preferred popcorn of these two: Extra Buttery <> or <3 Kettlecorn <3< or c3< If you don't like popcorn this isn't the poll for you, I'm sorry
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE HEAT WAVE BRO I TOLD YOU DAWG
IF UR FROM TROLL EUROPE DO *NOT* GO OUTZIDE UNLEZZ IT IZ ABZOLUTELY NECEZZARY 🫠 THIZ HEAT WAVE IZ UNBEARABLE
GENUINELY WHAT AN OFFENZIVE THING TO ZAY WHY WOULD YOU AZZUME I WAZ...TROLL...AM*RICAN...
<<"yeahhh it's rough out here">>
S0metimes i want t0 be s0me0nes g00d girl but then i remember im a massive bitch with auth0rity issues #nsfw
MY HEAD HURTZ HMMMM CUPE TIME GOODLIGHT CHITTR XD X]
UUMMMMM IK ITZ NOT AZK BOX TIME BUT DAWG LOOK @cezarianAqueduct (NO UR NOT GONNA B ANON FUCK YOU) AZKZ: "are u a fuckin limeblooded mutant id love to tazte your richly colored ichor az bright az it iz bringz me to another point a contentment which iz i really like mutantz a lot they dont bother me one bit and therez even old zpectrum doctrine what zupportz your pozition but you know thingz az they are id probably have to murder you " WHERE DO I EVEN ZTART HERE OMFG ERM. ZIR. I AM AN OLIVEBLOOD. PLZ ZTAY AWAY FROM ME THX httpz://formz.gle/Ctt6wcu8FUzDeuAp6
>>| .i know. .i know. but .i have preferences.
DUDE I KNOW WHAT U MEAN BUT WHY ME??????????????????? THEREZ MUCH MORE BITEABLE PPL OUT THERE YK XD
>>| laulum, you're so clueless. #suggestive
>>| you know. #suggestive
I TOOK A BREAK FROM DRAWING AND DECIDED 2 CHECK MY AZKBOX YK TO ZEE IF THERE WAZ ANYTHING NEW AND OH BOY @anxiouzTautology ZAYZ: .i will bite you. #zuggeztive WHAT COULDVE POZZIBLY MOTIVATED YOU TO TYPE THIZ I DONT GET IT WHY httpz://formz.gle/nVoc5YentDxYuz9h9
Requesting the badge in honor of that one game where I got two stack kills off and handed my co-imps a perfect setup and they proceeded to do literally nothing the entire last two rounds so it ended in a task win.
-- [imperialistHalcyonite Has gone offline!] -- it feels weird to be conscious without a pulse. #horror #bodyhorror
꧁Hello Chittr! uhm. ivegot a cardhere. In the mail. Alongside this super pretty dress. the card says: Dear Vesica Anelus, It is with an utmost duty to nobility and respect that I hereby invite you to participate in the Felt. It is with great mourning in our hearts, thumpers, and similar organs that we understand you have recently left your friends at 'Team Chud' and we would like to offer to fill the void of loneliness the best we can. Inside, you will find apparel befitting your new position as my 13th addition to the Felt. Going forward in communications between us and yourself, please use your official Felt Title, bestowed by Doc Scratch. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓬 Signed, Dictated, Curated, and Lovingly Sealed by Your Truly, Doc Scratch ((Art by @whetherNet )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5f56c322ab80.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1148c352d05a.png꧂
R/iam14andthisisdeep
GOT ZO HIGH + DRUNK THAT I PAZZED OUT MID REPLY AND I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT POZT IT WAZ FML 😭
ok im gonna get high i dont wanna think about it anymore ffuck
@culpablyAtypical do y ou love me :(
ughnn mayb e if i waz a guy i wld be m.ore rdezkcpect.abl idunn o hzkdcklv if i wz a d.dude evrtyon e woul d love me hajzhzha i wld be zo rad and mayebe peploe wluldnt cal.l me an foid i wizh i wiz.h i wz a man X/
IMNOTJEALOUZIMNOTJEALOUDIMNOT GHHHHHHHHHH. FUCK IMGNONA DO. ZOMETHIBH FFFFFUUCCKCJGJKGHKHKHKBLVLV #vaguepozting I FUCKING GUEZZ
Sorry if I haven't been around.. there has been a few matters that have been keeping me busy...
damn now i hafta open a stupid askbox fuck my stupid baka life i promised i would for 50k 38/ ugh use the tag #meenahmania if you dont want me to spam you with that shit
holy shit i'm gonna kill someone grrrrr >:( #dashwatching
OK IM BACK THE NAP DID ABZOLUTELY NOTJING I THINK I MIGHT NEED ZOME1 2 HELP ME ATP... (^_^;)
WENT THROUGH THEIR PROFILE AND I IMMEDIATELY ZEE TJEM PITCH-FLIRTING WITH HIM OUCH ATP IMMA JZT BLOCK THEM BOTH
GONNA GO TAKE A NAP 2 ZEE IF I CAN CALM DOWN BC I DONT FEEL LIKE GOONING/PAILING TODAY @_@
FFFUCK IM ZO HORNY IT PHYZICALLY HURTZ GKHKVKNNGKH
CHITTR TRULY IZ AN AMAZIN ZITE WHY AM I GETTIN BULLIED BY MY FUCKING ANCEZTOR WHOZ (OBVIOUZLY) DEAD IN MY TIMELINE 😭
now FOR beING all UP on SOME real SHIT some MOThaFUCkas THINK they JUST be ABle TO sic ME all UP like SOME barkBEAST, i BE all About SOME HEmo-INcluSION but CONsiDERin MY high STAtus, y'ALL pusHIN my LImits YOU deSERve THIS MORE than YO vicTIM ever DID https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Siluri/Jade.png https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Siluri/purple.png
MY WHOLE BODY. HURTZ OWOWWOWOWOWOW OW OW OW WORTH IT THO
sorRY to A motHAfucKA that GOES by @polychromatousPawky, THIS is A jade OR purpLE hit ON a MOThaFUCka,BUT you BE all PRObabLY deSERving IT and ALL if A call OUT was PUT out ON you IN the FIRST place https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Orlane/Jade.png https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Orlane/purple.png
i think it’s sweet, but also i just imagined what the feed would look like if ever7one signaled like this
It's Official. I will be typing like this until further notice.
>>| .i may just go work .on .a server .or play super .old video games. maybe for .a walk, get some good warm from the sun. .i don't know. #tech
IM EEPY..... 😞 BUT I DONT WNANA ZLEEP YET ZIGHHHHH
JUZT REALIZED THAT WHILE ZCROLLING THROUGH A PERZONZ PROFILE I REPLIED TO THE WRONG POZT FUCK MY LIFE OH MY GOD @naughtyTechnician I ZWEAR I THOUGHT I HAD COMMENTED THAT ON THE POZT YOU MADE ABT HAVIN UR B*LGE IN A BEAR TRAP WTF I MIGHT BE BLIND OH MY GOD IM ZO. ZORRY. CRIEZ
Tummy hort.
>>| .i'm like, "oh right let's reposition myself .in .a chair". put .one leg .on the .other. then by .accident .i pull my muscle. #pain
WHEN ZOMEONE POZTZ ZOMETHING ZO DAMN RELATABLE BUT THEY HAVE YOU BLOCKED ZO ALL YOU CAN DO IZ RECHITT *ZIGHZ AND LOOKZ DOWN*
(( The funniest thing to me about playing Daraya is that me as mun cannot smoke cuz I got compromised lungs, but now have a fetish for it, sigh. #nsfw #substance #ooc
WPAH IM GETTING HACKED I DIDBT TYPE THAT
NO ZTOP WHY MUZT U BRING DIZ UP NOW MY DAYZ RUINED X( UR RITE I NEVER NOTICD WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT
alright next questiOOn frOOm @bummelBOOOOgie and they wish tOO ask "DOO yOOu have anyOOne in yOOu quadrants? OOr anyOOnes?" .... I did have a sOOmeOOne as a matesprite buuuut they turned OOut tOO be a massive asshOOle sOO things didn't turn OOut well = v='
can 8ad things stop happening FOR FIVE. MINUTES.
i’m S(\ fucking mad just f/)und /)ut a dude i fucking hate is dating /)ne /)f my mutuals. FUUUUUUUUCK IM ALREADY G(\ING T(\ DEAL WITH LEGAL ISSUES LATER I D(\NT WANNA D(\ (\R SAY ANYTHING THAT WILL GET ME IN M(\RE LEGAL TR(\UBLE #thisshitaintvague
????????? Why is there Gravel in my ear??? WHY IS THERE GRAVEL IN MY EAR?????????
I swear teamwork is dead in this game.
Been getting back into TF2 again, never touching medic again after that last round. No one clearly knows how to protect your support in this damn game.
I think - i may have slept - for.. - over a day - didn't mean to do that >
>>| .i want to grab someone .and then give .a delightful blowjob. random horny thought. .uhhh. .i'm still horny, .i'm not sorry. #nsfw #hornyposting #vagueposting
Dap up received and returned twofold, lest you think I'm leaving you high and dry here, bro.
Hey, this wasn't a callout post. If anyone's feeling singled out by what was basically a self-report, that's not my problem to deal with. But for the record, myself.
Doomscrolling on Chittr is definitely the recession indicator for well-adjustment. The only thing worse would actually be chitting on a semi-frequent timeframe.
((Stealing my joke! I demand a cut of the royalties!
the volume of #mypackages that just arrived 8rought a glee previously unknown to man
THEY'RE ALL SQUINCHED
oh god they are drawing and quartering me in the factory I think I went to the WRONG ONE!
o-|= thou can nay maketh me remove mine own chainmail =>
I didn't count. A lot, though.
ow.
[A video of roughly 15 seconds is posted. It's a first-person perspective of an ongoing fight against Kris. The speed of the blows exchanged is too hard to follow, the camera struggling as it sways with every movement made by the owner. Judging from the tentacles slashing at Kris, it's Meenah. The cephalopod-like appendages seize his legs, trapping the human before slamming him repeatedly onto the ground; making the camera shake as the crater below him grows deeper. Muffled, feminine laughter can be heard before the recording cuts off.] shit neva gets old @malleablePersonage
>>| well. time to .evaporate from the world. #twinkremoval
y'know, outside of the vapid and readily available hyperdegeneracy, the single worst thing about this site is having to watch people who look—and, on paper, are—exact copies of some of my closest friends and loved ones, yet are just... not them. not even remotely. half the time they don't even behave like actual people. it's like watching a funhouse mirror try and reconstruct someone you care about from memory. genuinely unsettling shit. :B
hey! y/)u suggested it n/)t me. i’m simply inf/)rming /)rlane nicely
it’s RABIES very VERY imp/)rtant distincti/)n here
it’s RABIES i g/)t BITTEN /)kay????
how 2 loose all ur friends in under a week b me apparently
got another question in m7 ask box. it's uh. it's a dooz7. i don't know how hard i want to go just kind of spilling it all out on main, and thinking about it is making me spiral a little. i'll answer it later
I hªv3 t<><> much hªir i think
I WOU/D TE// YOU TO WATCH OUT FOR THE TREESS >8/
the wave i flame da oldies on this site youd think chittr is a retirement home
It is too goddamn hot out here. A guy decided to touch grass once and suddenly he's cursed with an hour of sweating his balls clean off the sack. Living in the Consort Kingdom is fine and all until you realize you're taking a permanent dip into Satan's Sauna, no chargebacks. And maybe that might be less humid.
and then i turn my back and @bummelBoogie stabs me in cold blood like da word fronds dont mean shit to her smh in front of @awakefromAcheron too #meenradiabeach #trustnoone #dishonororwhatebbertrollmulansaid
ma7be if 7ou started bleeding immediatel7 when 7ou got in the water
biggest shock of #meenradiabeach party pt 1 is that NO ON-E broke any rules so i gotta give credit when its due thats a big W so thanks to yesterdays guests for behaving (under our definition anywave) we expect nofin less tonite and remember there will be no #nsfw becoming legal you got #sicknastysunday for that pt 2 is gonna be lwk and only #violence for da wrestlin matches (without dyin aight its a lotta paperwork) sea ya there in 5 hrs!
congratulations to the #meenradiabeach volleyball champions! @timaeustestifeline and @culpablyatypical! well played also to runners up @littlecreature and @turpentineacademia !
A-fucking-men.
Oh, I'm not. We both played like Gs, my man.
Shout out to @culpablyAtypical for pulling through on the volleyball match. Dude put up some mad numbers, and it'd be a real travesty if I didn't show at least some respect for that. #meenradiabeach
>>| .i was not ready for #meenradiabeach. .i'm sorry. .i don't have beach clothes. .uhhh. have fun .out there.
[|87 :: 1 am on my way to #meenrad;abeachparty https://;.p;n;mg.com/736x/32/92/8a/32928a77440f86b619b1fe2645569d65.jpg
https://msparp.chat/meenradiabeach #meenradiabeach is offishially (officially) open! come out and have some drinks go diving and play volleyball! were gonna have a tournament in an hour :D
cause you asked for it and there was no one betta to bring you the greatest chittr beach episode pt 1 and 2 @awakefromAcheron and i offishially welcome ya to the #meenradiabeach!! G-ET IN LOS-ERS W-E GONNA PARTY https://msparp.chat/meenradiabeach#
i g/)t int/) a fight with s/)me/)ne and they just said “checkmate” i’m g/)ing t/) win this bc im n/)t g/)nna get beat up by a dude saying CHECKMATE. #vi/)lence
i cant believe i efin gotta say this Y-ES girlkissin and boykissin and otter kissin bullshit is allowed at #meenradiabeach party we just dont want yo bulges out thx #nsfw
step 1 steal fuel
your - inefficiency - worries me >
(insert quick halfbaked statement f/)r engagement bait) because i’m b/)red and i d/)n’t care en/)ugh t/) think /)f anything better t/) say
X God I wanna hate fuck and fill up a pathetic twink rn #nsfw x
so im alive now like ALIV-E alive feels weird
to shellebrate i didnt kick it #meenradiabeach party is still on btw
im naut fightin anymoby for a week i like cant efin fully wrap my pan round all this
ok fuck it im tweakin out W)(Y I GOT -EY-ES??? ON MY ARMS?? FUCKS )(APP-ENING
[ THIS USER'S PALMHUSK HAS EXPLODED IN A COSMIC ELDRITCH COLLISION. ]
this feelssse weiresd... imae reesly cold... whys theerser a gubblin cuwball here?? im in pain #meenahmission #gore #body-horror #death
ayeeee
1 W4S NOT BU1LT FOR G4MBL1NG CLOTH3S GON3 4P3S GON3 4ND NOW MY B3LOV3D PYR4LSP1T3 >:[ #BROK3B1TCHHOURS
sHoCkInG TwIsT; i wAs oN ThAt iSlAnD AnD YoU KiLlEd mE AnD It hUrT ReAl bAd. :o(
I can feel things in my pan- - i swear I can > ( #mentalhealth )
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
/)nder wh/) this c/)uld be ab/)ut
MY BACK HURTZ. X/
× WVork Is Getting Busy Again.. I Hate Thisss.. ×
what d/) i hyp/)thetically d/) if s/)me/)ne i was semi s/)rta arguing (but /)nly kind /)f) /)nline may /)r may n/)t have f/)und my hive address and may /)r may n/)t be appr/)aching my current l/)cati/)n? #hyp/)thetically
i just g/)t free fries, 10/10 d/) recc/)mend br/)wn n/)sing pe/)ple f/)r free things #financialadvice
| i don't think i have enough energy to go through requests today. i'm sorry
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I was just called "The Jerkmaid". Okay. #nsfw」
my hive expl/)ded d/)es any/)ne have a g/)/)d idea h/)w t/) explain my friends lusus came t/) my hive and was /)n fire and ran at my gas tank t/) my insurance pr/)viders
WHERE’D MY FELLOW FELT GO. GUYS IT’S LONELY.
I.. - may - have overslept >
I don’t like that it can see my memories.
The welcoming party went well, minus some absences. They will be caught up.
sobbing and throwing up and crying and all sorts of terrible things over the fact that doc scratch didn't let me in his club i even informed him that we're both green
helpi got glue on my eyelid
皆さんもご存知でしょうが、私はビデオゲームやマンガをたくさん持っているので、全部放っておかなければなりません。とても悲しいです。
s/)rry f/)r n/)t being that /)nline i genuinely g/)t my ass beat and its n/)t even that funny h/)w much i g/)t my ass handed t/) me i g/)t shanked /)ver gambling while trying t/) win back my life savings br/) ign/)re h/)w im n/)t wearing my binder im washing it cus i l/)wkey g/)t bl/)/)d all /)ver it #gambling #g/)re #bl/)/)d #vi/)lence https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/Screensh/)t%202026-05-19%20223949.png
i g/)t shanked and n/)w i g/)t s/)me/)ne t/) d/)/)rdash me a salad fuck yes br/) #vi/)lence #winning
/)kay as a resp/)nse t/) every/)ne /)n my last p/)st calling me sh/)rt, amin kay/) ket stupid dumb fucks wh/) ngem awan ti makaamm/) i said this ta agdama nga agsasa/)ak iti sabali a pagsasa/)
私はあまりにも変人かもしれません。 私は鍬を怖がらせています。
以前のように何時間も話せる友達がいたらよかったのに。 私のバブルの中は静かすぎる。
あくび。 7 杯連続で吸って、まどかマギカを観ながら気を失いましょう。
dyslexia is crazy cus i accidentally said “her imperial c/)ntraceptives” instead /)f c/)ndensati/)n t/)day in fr/)nt /)f like 17 pe/)ple. i think it’s time t/) just cms
i’m in a time /)ut c/)rner and b/)th /)f the wallas im next t/) have black m/)ld gr/)wing /)n them and i think the dude infr/)nt /)f me l/)wkey just started g/)ing /)n a villain m/)n/)l/)gue am i c/)/)ked
>>| shit. .i'm so high, .i can't stop laughing .and can't stop smiling. that .is .a real banger .i may call. fantastic. .and yet no bone bulge down my throat, where .are .all horny-driven trolls? where .are .all pumped .up purplebloods? what .is this? .a weekend .or theend to fun? .i need to be juiced very brutally. #substance #nsfw
Due to my unusual upbringing, I was never close with my lusus until I was older than most. I ended up with my friends around me much in my early sweeps until I was three sweeps. Then I only had her for company suddenly. Her and I. A sudden switch from my view as those people were my world. Quiet. It was quiet besides my lusus for the longest time. Handed off everything that I was already supposed to know without ever teaching me. There was two letters and one I never got. Looking back, it may have ruined my view on myself. What a joy to know me paired with hatred and bitterness was the first. I have grown numb to its contents over the many pedigrees. Declaring what love that she had for me while also saying how I ruined her. I believe that I did. She had many often that I was a mistake and why was I allowed to live. She wasn't ever wrong. I just wish it made things better... If I done something to not do that- Could she have been happier? I want her to be happy... Swept under my feet without a word. She was to be off planet soon and she wanted to live it to the fullest.. Why would she care for someone who was barely not a grub? My only other friends isolated from me. I couldn't spend any time with them in their last days on planet. I wanted to. I wasn't allowed to. That was fine. It meant learning things that I was meant to. Alone in my hive with a lusus that I had to care for just as much as she was meant to care for me. I had met her before, but I never was her to be one to care for her before. My first memory of my lusus was.. Unadulterated fear. She cooed and awed at me at those times still. "Love" is the messiest I have known. It is confusing and unpleasant. I wonder if it damaged me somehow. --- Trying to - think of - more happy - writings soon - I like - this story though > #writing
Noot surprising cooming froom yoo <n<
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
The dreams - are - getting - worse - Um - any - tips? > #dreams
:33< we both got buckets of chicken... :33< ya wanna do it? :33< #nsfw #tf2refurence #sorryicouldntresist
*The following video is posted with no caption, and clearly not by Vriska herself. It's much too far away to hear any of what's being said, especially over the general clamor of a raucous pirate party, but the proceeding scuffle is captured in surprisingly high fidelity, although all parties may be too far away to properly identify. Two Eridans, a Karkat, and Vriska are all standing around when a fight opens explosively when Vriska punches Eridan #1 in the mouth. He promptly tackles her to the sand, where she knees him in the abdomen, and she's very quickly dogpiled by the other two trolls. Eridan #2 elbow drops her and Karkat, unfortunately, torpedoes right into her fist and is quickly knocked out. The tussle goes on for a bit until Eridan #1 goes for the throat, choking her out. It looks like he's about to win the scrap when she claws at his face and drives him away, promptly following this unexpected victory up with a punch to Eridan #2's mouth and a kick to Eridan #1's nads before she scrambles up into her feet. There's a little more back and forth before Eridan #2 sidelines her and tackles her back into the sand, pinning her arms to her sides and headbutting her. The video cuts off abruptly as Vriska spits on him and leans up to bite him in the face, the true victor(s) of the fight undetermined.* #violence #fightnight (( @carbolicGalvanologist @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium ))
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if any lowbloods want to come to fig↔t nig↔t and bring me jars of your genmat i will be accepting t↔em~ i know you're all too stupid to ↔ave t↔is idea yourself w↔ic↔ is w↔y i'm saying it outrig↔t~ #nsfw
vwait shit this isnt the island is it https://upload.vwikimedia.org/vwikipedia/en/5/56/tdisland.png
Ah, what the hell. Aradia Megido!!!!!!!!
So - maybe - I- overreacted - maybe - its - fine - very fine - maybe it's - okay- maybe its - fine - maybe - totally - didn't - cry - because - I learned what twink meant - and I got called that - at - the fight night- i can - probably still have my hair long - probably - probably >
yk i’m surprised n/) /)ne has made a pickup line like “are y/)u a sl/)t machine? because i can’t st/)p pulling /)n y/)ur r/)d” yet, i think if s/)me/)ne said that it w/)uld w/)rk better than whatever a “Tennessee” is #nsfw
✿ nah bro dale is making a comeback I BELIEVE IN BRO #fightnight NOW IM INVESTED
She's - always right in the end >
Glubby - is - being - weird - I - can't - tell - why - She - seems - upset - I tried - singing - She - ate - Maybe - it - has - to - do - with - the package - or - something - ... - And - or - She's - still - hungry - She - is - so - big - I would - think - that - she - would - have - a - slower - appetite - ... >
Hate this post if you think I am sexy.
>([anybody know #ow to get a cylinder unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled wit# butter and microwaved mas#ed banana. its really important t#e cylinder remains un#armed #nsfw]