Themis Astrit
@blackJack
NO CRYING IN 7HE CASINO. A 7ier user.
===================================== IC ===================================== 7hemis As7ri7 - Working a7 7he Lucky Clover Casino & Cabare7 PM me any informa7ion on a fuschia 200+ sweeps old bearing 7he Pimini sign. ===================================== OOC ===================================== I'll block over anything; don't be inflammatory towards me OOC, and we will probably be cool! This character is an easily ragebaitable Prince of Hope (UNRELATED to Mr. Ampora...), so have fun with that and don't take anything she says personally. Before she started working in a casino, she wanted to be a legislacerator, but lacked the funds to do so. He hates, hates, HATES working at the casino, but this is the best he's got. Other than that? She believes there was a secret empress in line for the throne, who got taken out or had to go into hiding before she could take it. It's a crackpot theory, but it keeps him sane. Or, it makes her feel bigger than herself. (psst, i really like this video and this creator, and this particular creation reminds me of themis in particular :] https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVQ4zivjWSP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&stkn=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
A ba7h is a good shou7. 7hey made me work a double 7oday. 7hemis s7ocks are down. Le7's all pray I don'7 fall asleep in 7[🍋🍋🍋JACKPOT🍋🍋🍋]here.
No8ody gives a goddamn! #Vaugeposting #InsideJoke
In a day coffee mood. Coun7er is 7aken up by mail and dishes. Si77ing on 7[🍋🍋🍋JACKPOT🍋🍋🍋]he floor while my coffee brews. Yup. #7hisIs7heLife
WANNA SEE MY IMPRESSIꐦN ꐦF THE AVERAGE CHITTR USER? *GETS IN 12 RELATIꐦNSHIPS AND CHEATS ꐦN ALL ꐦF THEM.* #NQUEMESEETHING
Can'7 S7AND her ass. #NO7vaguepos7ing #abou77evsie #needhimDEAD #needhimCULLED #willpu7ahi7oni7 #jus7ask #someoneask #anyone #cananyoneseeorhearme
¡ w¡!! happ¡!y ea7 whoever 7hey are
7he memo is laughing a7 me, so all my 7hough7s and ideas are ge77ing pumped ou7 righ7 here, righ7 now. I've been on 7he hun7 for 7he fuschia bearing 7he Pimini sign for qui7e some 7ime now. Many a sleepless day have been spen7, firs7ly, swea7ing my ass off or working, and secondly (and mos7 impor7an7ly), gabbing 7o as many old 7rolls as I can. Now, why old 7rolls? Well, I don'7 know if any of you no7iced, bu7 i7's kind of fucking hard 7o ge7 your hands on his7orical documen7s direc7ly from 7he empire, which could mean any7hing. 7he only reliable way 7o ge7 informa7ion is going and speaking 7o primary sources, which means I've learned a lo7 abou7 Colony XX5 from a revolu7ionary s7andpoin7. For obvious reasons, I can'7 de7ail my findings, nor do I par7icularly wan7 7o join any resis7ance movemen7, nor am I feeling inclined 7o go missing or die. I wan7ed 7o be a legislacera7or more 7han any7hing; if 7here's anyone who should ha7e 7he resis7ance, i7's me. Capiche? Anyway, wha7 li77le I can ge7 in7o is pre77y in7eres7ing. Apparen7ly, my assump7ion 7ha7 7he revolu7ion 7ook place immedia7ely prior 7o my arrival on Colony XX5 was wrong. We've been in a sor7 of ebb and flow when i7 comes 7[💎💎💎JACKPOT💎💎💎]o change here. 7he firs7 7ime 7he colony revol7ed was, if 7he oldes7 indigo I've ever me7 is 7o be 7rus7ed, ~1,000 sweeps ago. I do no7 have 7o communica7e how ridiculous 7his 7imeline is, bu7 I do have 7o inform you 7ha7 7he colony is es7ima7ed 7o be be7ween 1,000-500 sweeps old. We're a fairly young se77lemen7, according 7o any da7a you view from 7he empire. I don'7 7hink 7his is an in7en7ional obfusca7ion of 7he fac7s. I already said 7ha7 no one keeps records, so of course, wha7ever es7ima7e we have on paper is jus7 7ha7: an es7ima7e. 7his indigo 7old me 7he colony is older 7han 7ha7. "Oh, 7hemis, bu7 wha7's 7he source? Are you really gonna 7ake 7his indigo a7 7heir word?" No, obviously no7. I dug a li77le deeper. I dug in7o a con7ac7 hiding 7hrough radio, go7 7hem 7o si7 and cha7 over 7he palmhusk. 7hey were a VIOLE7 shipped ou7 for 7he purpose of being an exocolonis7, 7he main pro7ec7or and carer for a young fuschia, par7 of a wider 7eam of high bloods mean7 7o serve her, 2,000 sweeps ago. 7wo. 7housand. BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!!!! NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXCI7ING 7HIS IS!!!!!!! 7his is 7he EXAC7 piece of informa7ion I've been searching for all 7hese sweeps!!!!!!! I7 is EVERY BI7 of confirma7ion I needed; I've been suspec7ing 7his for so long, and now, all 7he informa7ion is righ7 a7 my prongs!!!!!!![💎💎💎JACKPOT💎💎💎] "Heh... You're so DUMB for pos7ing 7his publicly... 7he empire is going 7o come for you soon..." I ha7e 7o 7ell you 7his, bu7 7he empire has pre77y much given up on us due 7o 7he, you know, ebb and flow of con7rol here. I have a be77er hand 7[🔔🔔🔔JACKPOT🔔🔔🔔]han anyone knows. I've go7 7he bes7 hand a7 7he fucking 7able. Don'7 hem and haw a7 me abou7 how I don'7 know wha7 I'm doing; I do, and I do i7 be77er 7han anyone could. 7his is abou7 7he be 7he bigges7 break of my life. She's fucking real. Everyone doub7ed me, and she's fucking real.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You www.anna knowww. howww. 𝙸 got these scars
I'm blowing up your hive. And 7hen 7here will be no7hing 7o measure. You won'7 fucking measure any7hing.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Ungnnghhhhh 𝙸'll just have to measure the uncanny size of my aaass
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#Pro7ip: You can 7urn a shir7 inside ou7, hang i7 ou7side, and i7 should be fine 7o wear ano7her day, especially if you leave i7 ou7 in a sun.* 7his was 7es7ed by real Al7ernian pa7rio7s (me). *7his only applies if you are on Al7ernia OR an Al7ernian colony wi7h a sun 7ha7 does no7 immedia7ely se7 clo7h and similar ma7erial aflame. 7his is informa7ion you should know. If you don'7 know 7his, figure i7 7he fuck ou7; I'm no7 your lusus.
#Pro7ip: keep jes7ers around.
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i+'s +ime for an annual reminder. +ha+ +ouching grass and going ou+side. is ac+ually beneficial. +ry i+ some+ime.
Burn7 my FUCKING 7ongue. GOD DAMMI7!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!! WHY CAN'7 ANY7HING GO MY WAY!!!!!!!
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Casino upda7e. 7hey're making me do shi7 only 7he dis7ric7 manager would do. I'm no7 paid enough for 7his. You know, 7he whole reason I go7 shipped off 7o Colony XX5 was because 7hey 7hough7 I'd make a good official. Like, a 7hreshy, legislacera7or, some7hing. I was going 7o ge7 a full ride; 7he empire was going 7o pay for all 7ha7, righ7. And I was jus7 a wriggler, you know, I didn'7 know shi7 from fuck abou7 7ha7. I7's an assignmen7 7[🍋🍋🍋JACKPOT🍋🍋🍋]hing. You don'7 have a choice. I spen7 a lo7 of 7ime on 7he ship over 7o 7he colony, 7hinking I had every7hing figured ou7. Bad shi7 happened, bu7 i7 was wha7ever. Do you know how in7ers7ellar space 7ravel works? 7hey slingsho7 you by ge77ing caugh7 in 7he orbi7 of a supermassive black hole, and 7hen quickly exi7 7he orbi7 in 7he direc7ion of wherever 7hey need 7o go. 7ha7 li77le bi7 of 7ime spen7 nex7 7o 7he black hole causes enough 7ime diala7ion, combined wi7h 7he 7ime of 7ravel, 7o make a simple one sweep journey 7ransform in7o 7en sweeps, unbeknowns7 7o you. Combine 7ha7 wi7h 7he delays and 7rials and 7ribula7ions 7ha7 come wi7h a77emp7ing 7o es7ablish a colony, receiving messages sweeps la7e, docking and resupplying and preparing for 7he journey, 7aking i7 back, dealing wi7h wha7 li77le bereaucracy holds back 7he fligh7 of a ship buil7 7o wi7hs7and in7ers7ellar journeys, and you end up wi7h a nearly 7wo sweep delay. Much of i7 spen7 wai7ing for 7he necessary speed 7o be reached 7o launch 7owards your des7ina7ion. By 7he 7ime I go7 7o Colony XX5, 7he empire basically didn'7 ma77er. When I s7epped off, a whole flee7 of drones and 7hreshecu7ioners followed behind me. Any assignmen7 I had before was gone. I was on my own. How does one ge7 a job working a7 7he casino wi7h such high creden7ials? 7here are no creden7ials. S7upid fucking ques7ion. "Erm, did 7he casino consider your assignmen7 from an empire 7hey didn'7 care abou7?" Fuck off. #FML #ge7meou7 #help #helpme #free7hemis
YOU ARE NO7 7HE EXCEP7ION. WALKING RAGEBAI7!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!
𓂃𓊝𓂃 S0∿ething t0 think ab0ut. 𓆝
Always a high blood on 7he 7imeline 7alking abou7 equali7y when 7hey ge7 insul7ed. Bi7ch, where were you when 7he colony revol7[🍒🍒🍒JACKPOT🍒🍒🍒]ed?
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𓂃𓊝𓂃 S0∿e 0f y0u really l0ve 0versharing, huh. N0 w0nder the E∿pire thinks we're all idi0ts, get up, g0 d0 s0∿ething useful. 𓆝
𑄝 chattt. NOTTT ME TTTHO, RIGHTTT? :'( rwar. ੭
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𓂃𓊝𓂃 Y0u pe0ple are deranged. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 T0 each their 0wn, I supp0se. 𓆝
I7's always sucking bulge or suicide wi7h you fucking people. Do y'all do any7hing? God.
i think those are literally 6oth aCtivities that Count as doing anything pardner
i could cut you in half with ease.
don't give a fuck. not even pertinent to the mission. some random fuckin' chump.
literally already have one???