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Themis Astrit

@blackJack

NO CRYING IN 7HE CASINO. A 7ier user.

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 812Kull Score: 82918 followers25 following
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===================================== IC ===================================== 7hemis As7ri7 - Working a7 7he Lucky Clover Casino & Cabare7 PM me any informa7ion on a fuschia 200+ sweeps old bearing 7he Pimini sign. ===================================== OOC ===================================== I'll block over anything; don't be inflammatory towards me OOC, and we will probably be cool! This character is an easily ragebaitable Prince of Hope (UNRELATED to Mr. Ampora...), so have fun with that and don't take anything she says personally. Before she started working in a casino, she wanted to be a legislacerator, but lacked the funds to do so. He hates, hates, HATES working at the casino, but this is the best he's got. Other than that? She believes there was a secret empress in line for the throne, who got taken out or had to go into hiding before she could take it. It's a crackpot theory, but it keeps him sane. Or, it makes her feel bigger than herself. (psst, i really like this video and this creator, and this particular creation reminds me of themis in particular :] https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVQ4zivjWSP/)

I7's no7 a good game un7il I'm shaking and hyperven7ila7ing. #7rvke

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Girls 7alk abou7 wan7ing a kismesis and 7hen don'7 wan7 7o be 7orn apar7 in 7he grass. Blood everywhere. Baby, someone's go77a bleed; i7 migh7 as well be you. Corny and s7upid. Good fucking God.

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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@pearlescentPetals[PP]

💠~ Honestly it's like, cowardice. ~💠

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

I feel like so many 7rolls, especially when you ge7 7o ou7erplane7 colonies or ships, are no7 ready 7o reciproca7e 7he necessary amoun7 of brawling 7ha7 makes a kismesissi7ude a kismesissi7ude. 7oo many wan7 7o do 7he bea7ing bu7 don'7 wan7 7o ge7 bea7. And 7hen 7hey don'7 know how 7o figh7. Pulling my hair and shi7. Do no7 piss me off.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@blackJack[BJ]
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@pearlescentPetals[PP]

💠~ Right like gawd, be cool with the mauling going both ways, cowards. #violence ~💠

Kult: +5
Total: 5

( SELF ACTUALIZE OR DIE!!!! )<

Kult: +10
Total: 10

If you're going 7o lie abou7 your cas7e and your life and posi7 yourself as a super powerful guy, maybe enable 2FA. So, you know, people don'7 find you confessing your sins like a li77le boy in Clurch.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

7he guy is S7ILL haun7ing 7his place, by 7he way. Si7ua7ion has no7 resolved i7self!!!!!!! 7he only good news abou7 7his is my manager keeps 7rying 7o 7hrow him ou7, so she sees 7he issue now and is on my side. Bad news is he keeps somehow ge77ing back in7o 7he casino. We found him 7oday hiding in 7he cabare7 girls' cos7ume rack. #fml

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Fucked up in 7he club, wri7ing on Grubs7[💎💎💎JACKPOT💎💎💎]ack. Ca7ch me wri7ing 7hink pieces on 7he s7a7e of consen7 for 7he 7hird leaf, wha7ever 7he fuck 7ha7 means. 7he girls are ea7ing i7 up like pa77erned-wa7erbea7s in 7he pond wi7h 7he fucking spoon. 7he big spoon. Big spoon and pa77erned-wa7erbeas7, hand in hand, 7heir hands being 7he spoon and 7he mou7h. #yup

Papa IS wa7ching a 7roll David Lynch film.

Kult: +15
Total: 15

Mama migh7 be a li77le 7ipsy. Mama lives in an in-be7ween s7a7e, so no one really knows for cer7ain.

Kult: +19
Kull: +5
Total: 24
Ratio: 3.80

mama happy

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Total: 5

Who said a 7eal blood wi7h an underpaying casino job couldn'7 ea7 an en7ire jug of peanu7 bu77er filled pre7zels before work? #whosaid7ha7

Kult: +39
Kull: +15
Total: 54
Ratio: 2.60
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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < well thats egg on my face

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@techhDogg[TD]

i dont think it was me

VVHAT....................................... NO........................... THIS CANNOT BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Total: 5

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Oh, 7he 7hings I do for love. #abou7myfriends #pla7onic #noquads #Don7S7ar77alkingAbou7Quads!!!!!!!

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50

⚉love is our biggest motivator isnt that um super cute? ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

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Total: 5

SNIFFLING AND GETTING SOAKING VVET #Pathetic. #I Love You.

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Total: 5

Vix can drive you crazy in jus7 one ligh7.

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Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33

vvait lovvkey this needs to be a testimonial for freaking me lovvkey

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Total: 5

I7 very much is.

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Total: 5
@blackJack[BJ]

youre helping me get bitchessss ;vv; BECAUSE YOU DONT VVAAAAANT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i think logistically vve can separate just about ANYTHING into tvvo categories. more OR less disturbing than cool jerk.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

@7heurgyAberran7: "No, because I am saying 7his pervy s7uff because I am a Gemini rising and i7's in 7he same house as my black moon Lili7h, so of course I'm 7alking like 7his." Like 7his means any7hing.

Kult: +30
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Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20

and it means EVERYTHING to me and dictates my VVHOLE LIFE IN ITSELF.

as a libra i NEED you to vveigh in.

Firs7 of all, I bear 7he Librius sign. Second of all, I don'7 know wha7 you wan7 me 7o weigh in on 7ha7 I haven'7 already weighed in on.

@blackJack[BJ]

yeah i had to vvait for you to confirm that because you got it confused. again. vveigh in on these parodies

@blackJack[BJ]

the parodies shame globes

Kult: +2
Total: 2

Wa7ching videos wi7h Vix is always seeing a small window in7o a random Cruel7uber's life and 7hen carrying 7hings 7hey more 7han likely don'7 remember in7o every video. How is Sa7anic Wi7ch Head a more dis7urbing anima7ronic 7han Cool Jerk? Wha7 is 7he poin7 sys7em here?

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Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

so you're saying that the MOLDY MOMMY. is less disturbing than the COOL JERK???

Kult: +5
Total: 5

crazy about doing literally anything vvith themis because he is the ideal commentator. he has such an authority to his tone ALL OF THE TIME. he goes CEASE HUMAN BOY. STOP TALKING. SHOVV ME THE TOYS. SHUT UP HUMAN BOY. SHOVV ME THE TOYS. he says it a second time to really enunciate his command here. hovv he cannot be the emperor of our nation baffles me sometimes

Kult: +5
Total: 5

7he #quadisland producers need 7o qui7 s7uffing 7heir fe7ishes in7o every challenge. I7's ge77[🔔🔔🔔JACKPOT🔔🔔🔔]ing ridiculous. Be7ween 7he fee7 and 7he cake si77ing, I can'7 decide which segmen7 was more nausea7ing.

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Bu7 anyway. Vix, Cinian, and I are caugh7 up and going 7o wa7ch 7he newes7 episode of #quadisland. So, I'm going 7o keep i7 quie7 for a bi7. We're finally ge77ing in7o 7he cheesecake because i7's se7, 7hank God.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

How do you look a7 wha7 Braice and 7rini7 have and decide 7o con7inue wi7h your bum ass, lame ass, ain'7 shi7 rela7ionship wi7h an ain'7 shi7 man who doesn'7 even wipe his own ass? "Nobody picked me! Nobody picked me!" 7ha7 was 7[🍒🍒🍒JACKPOT🍒🍒🍒]hree fucking weeks ago!!!!!!! Aniyah pu7 her whole fucking every7hing on 7he line, refused 7o explore her op7ions, refused 7o da7e anyone else, and you come back wi7h 7he girl wi7h 7he fucking fulani braids who you pounced on firs7 hour you had wi7h her alone. "I didn'7 swi7ch up firs7 chance I go7-" Bu7 you sure 7ried. You were wan7ing 7o explore Solara and couldn'7 because everyone could see your dumbass 7rying 7o abandon Aniyah from a mile, bu7 you wanna play dumb. And don'7 ge7 me s7ar7ed on 7ii7ii. "I'm 7ii7ii." I wan7 you 7o leave-leave. Speaking for a guy you only knew for 7hree days, give me a fucking break. Smiling and laughing while Aniyah is mourning 7he guy who is going 7o 7rea7 you like shi7 7he second you realise, oh, wai7, he does wan7 7o explore even fur7her 7han jus7 me. You jus7 go7 yourself a fucking lame. Grea7 job, Kaycee. Lis7en 7o 7roll Kanye when you ge7 boo7ed ou7, LOSER!!!!!!!

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

titi? TATA. get OUT OF HERE MEGAN DIDNT EVEN LIKE YOU

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Total: 5

WHOLE HIVE MAD WHA7 7HE FUCK!!!!!!!

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