ā¦ pitied by @blackJack
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ šø f.orgor to pay the bills my lusus usually does it but www.ell you knowww. https:((
āyawn įƤ įÆ įƤ i admit i scolded a few nice trolls tonight for doing the exact thing i just didāļø late light workingāļø i was just so pumped but i bit off more than i can chewāļøāļøāļøbut after talking to a business man here i had to make a um business effigy! imbued with! pure business will! but now im gonna head to bed hehah everyone please sleep soon too, drink water, and snuggle up! ( Ė¶ĖįĖĖµ ) good light! https://fileāļøgarden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/business%20buddyāļøpng
āi love putting the scented pumpers into the stuffies here but (ā„ļ¹ā„) my hands smell like blueberry pie and cherry and cotton candy and lemon and licorice and shoe polish it really makes my head spin āļø so many smellsāļøāļøāļø
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ^__^ hehehehe uhmmm uhhhhh uhhhhh ^_^ uhhhhh ^___^ hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ļ½¢KERURURURURU!! AKA ALERTO! ļ½„ļ¾ļ½„(āĀ“Šļ½ā)ļ½„ļ¾ļ½„ SOUND THE ARAMU! (ļ¼ļ¼“Šļ¼“) AI-CHAN IS MESSAGING MEGANE-SAN KOWAI THINGS...ć»ćć»(椊ļ½)ć»ćć» s-saying she is going byebyes forever! (ć_ļ¼ć) if anyone knows ai-chan's fleshyself, can they let her knyahw her choto gachikoi is going furuetetetete for her!?! ļ½(ļ½”ā§Šā¦ļ½”)ļ½ she won't answer boku's directo messages. (T-T)ļ½£ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is imitating the sound of his aka alerto (red alert) and aramu (alarm) at the beginning of his message! (ļ½ļ¼Ļļ¼Ā“) he's syo scawed, genuinely! kowai means scary!! ćć(Ā“Oļ½)Ā°ć ah~ this isn't eben funny (ļ½ļ¼Ļļ¼Ā“) gachikoi means syuper kyool otaku doing oshikatsu to the maxxx, devoting themselves entirely and completely to their oshi! ai-chan is megane-san's oshi! (Ā“_ć`) w-what will megane-san be without.... his magihorn is tinguring... in a sad feelies way! (*ććć) furuete means squirmies, but not the good ones now. (ļ¼Ā“_ć`)]
ļ½¢megane-san still hears her koe sometimes. (ļ¼“Šļ¼“ć)ļ½£ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: koe means voice... (Ā“Šāć½ megane-san listens to ai-chan's asmr clippus all the time nyahw. (ćĀ“Šļ½)ć ah! come back to your nee-san, ai-chan! he needs to see your maid skirt to feel the happy feels! ļ½„ļ¾ļ½„(āĀ“Šļ½ā)ļ½„ļ¾ļ½„]
im not gay im not gay trolls arent human it isnt gay it isnt gayits not gay
You people are going to have sandburn in places the good lord never meant for sand to go.
they fucked. on the beach.
eeewwww imagine getting sand in your bits i hate it i hate it
-- autoClicker [AC] has posted a link. Onlyfans.com/autoclicker/bullets It's free so everyone has access. -- The video goes as follows... The camera focuses in on Tevsie, she's mostly clothed? Questionably clothed? The only thing you can make out is a white cloth. She might be naked. We'll never know. On the massive dining table she sits upon, is a case of bullets, they're not small. Pretty big rounds that could do some pretty big damage. "Hello!" Tevsie waves. "Tonight I am uhm... Eating a box of..." She picks up the box. "These? These! I was paid a lot of money to do so. Thank you to weaponedCommodity? For the $25k!" "And special thanks to my camera troll @blackJack! Themis!" Tevsie smiles extra bright, the swirls on her glasses starting to spin. "So I'm not sure why this was a request? It's uhm. Odd. I mean I've totally heard of someone eating lead but I didn't figure that'd be so... Literal?" She shrugs. "But uhm... this is someones goons? Just not really mine." She struggles to open the box, ripping the side to pull the plastic divider out. Tevsie moves to look beyond the camera, pulling one out, it's about the length of her finger. "No shot someone actually paid me to do this?" The troll from behind the camera speaks for a second. "Don't ask me. You dug this hole." "I dug this hole with pride and honor!" Tevsie sweats, looking incredibly nervous. "I guess I just swallow it? And try not to gag?" "Do you want a chaser?" "Do I want someone to chase me? Like cause I'm fat?" "What? Do you want WATER. WATER." "Oooh. Yeah. That would probably help." Tevsie reaches out to grab a water bottle. "There's 12 rounds here so I guess I just? I don't know. Whatever. It's kind of hot to do something I don't like for someone else to g-" "Stop. Shut up. No gooning to this in front of me." "Okay, okay, jeez." Tevsie wipes a bit of drool from the corner of her mouth. Tevsie holds the round between her teeth for a minute, letting it press between her mousey front teeth and her lip before tilting her head back and letting it slide down her throat, she doesn't gag, lubing it with a bit of water. Once she's finished she opens her mouth wide to show the camera. "Yeah, this is really weird. It feels heavy when it goes down." This happens 11 more times, Tevsie complains more Every Time. As the video wraps up, Tevsie smiles weakly. "So uhm... I don't think I'll be doing this again? Like ever? Unless the pay is insane. I think. Uhm. Yeah... So... Goodbye? I hope you enjoyed?" She hesitantly puts her pointer and thumb together to make a heart before the video ends.
-> Such A Busy Life As Of Late... Perhaps I Should Figure Out A Simple Recipe To Share = Your Total Is $999.99
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ Your valor is so much more important than mine, isn't it? šøt's so much more important because your www.orld viewww. is limited to a tiny little box at your www.orthless little job because someone couldn't slot into their pretty little caste rank.ing. WWW.hy are you so mad at ME for this? WWW.hy is this MY fail.ing? šø'm a piece of shit because šø www.on't conspire www.ith you in your DELUSšøONS about the structure of a colony that's been go.ing to shit since it's CONCEPTšøON. The only history here is that of shame. You think you can save someth.ing that www.as doomed to fail from the start www.ith a stupid little conspiracy board www.ith your stupid little red str.ing. GUESS WWW.HAT! YOU CAN'T! The colony is doomed anywww.ay! šø've tried to talk to you about this before but oh it's oh K.ingly you have a problem! 7evsie www.ha7's 7[šššJACKPOTššš]he fuck.ing ma77er www.i7[šššJACKPOTššš]h you? THšøS COLONY šøS ROTTšøNG! YOU'RE ROTTšøNG! šø'M ROTTšøNG! šøT DOESN'T MATTER WWW.HAT WWW.E DO! šøT NEVER HAS! WWW.HY YOUR SWWW.AMPTšøNTED PAN CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT šøS BEYOND ME! šø CAN'T STAND YOU! šø DON'T EVEN HATE YOU? šø CAN'T CALL šøT HATE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPšøD FOR MY STANDARDS. šø www.on't have to deal www.ith you anymore and šø www.ill soak in the freedom She gives me.
I'm At Such A Low Point, I Am Considering Playing League Of Legends. This Is A Joke, But It Is Also Not.
ļ½¢gyuuhh~ (*Ā“ļ¼ć§ļ¼ļ½*) pinni-P-chan, boku o kizutsukete (ļ¼ļ¼“Šļ¼“) megane-san hasn't stopped naite iru for hours! kyuu, waaahhhh~ ;_; she even took pictures of naked tosan while he was nyursing!! (Ā“ļ¼Ļļ¼`) snifflu snifflu...ļ½£ ļ½¢butttt... (Š¤ĻŠ¤)ļ½£ ļ½¢didn't megane-chan look so kyool here? kekekeke!!ļ½£ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: boku o kizutsukete means "she hurt me, kyutiemeanie hurt me!" so much, megane-san hasn't stopped crying for hours! sniffle... sniffle. (椊“ļ¼) kyuuhhh, invasion of megane-san's tunnelhole privacy! syo many germies and cyooties now!] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c13f1ecd1b2.gif
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ Mama got hive from the mediculler and immediately ate the TV cables fuck my stupid mouse life
Z:[ don't forget about my insane delusional ass
READ ALL ABOUT IT ā [ Kind of interesting how humans seem to have fetishized the concept of #pailingseason so fast. I guess it shows the divide between their society and ours. Funny, but sad. Really sad. #nsfw ]
i want you know im not a gimmick account. I'm a troll. with an unfortunate name. and an unfortunate history. i am a rustblood from sector 101 of the northern hemisphere. that in itself is tragic enough. #lowbloods. #nsfw but like, my lusus is ugly, and screams. and lactates. a lot. it also bites and gnaws at me. but when i throw bugs at it, it shuts up. i dont have psionics. my horns were broken off in a mating ritual. i use the bucket profile picture to hide my scarred face. also. i never reached platinum in league of legends. the lore is deep. Just gotta fish for it. #AMA #askmeanything #deeplore.
>>| can't. .i'm forced .and .i'm .in debt to boss.
>>| greetings to the chittr. .it .is night .and you know what that means. work. lots .of work. .i hate my .outfit's job.
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ My matesprit enlisted then broke up with me ā°āā¤ "šø'd rather die in a war than continue quadding with you" ā°āā¤ #WhatDatMean @~@
-> Leftovers I'm Eating Are.... Not Good = Your Total Is $6.50
-> Fuck My Entire Life https://i1-e.pinimg.com/736x/c9/c7/ff/c9c7ff1dbd7e9919234fd1cf361fdd54.jpg = Your Total Is $3.20
ya im lowkey a badAXE not to brag or anythang lol