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[MISC.] ... Think they forgot I'm back in the dungeon.] [T] They turned out all the lights.] [MISC.] š«©]
reminds you a someone doesnt it i should reply to her text
and noww a passage i havve chosen for you all pulled out of the recovvered tome of a gallant and revvered knight of conquest, a hero of old alternia the gwwynvvere "Upon one night, my lady, thou dost drivve me to madness. Thou makest me furious, picking apart the little things I say or the manner of my dress. It maketh me yearn to run thee through! Some nights I lie awwake, haunted by thy face, and I cannot sleep. On nights like those, I find myself resolvving to givve thee a piece of my mind. I implore my courage to come wwith me, and I march to thy hivve to tell thee evverything I think is so deeply, deeply wwrong wwith thee. And then ā mine eyes meet thine. By my troth, fair maiden, mine eyes doth lose the battle, and my heart payeth the price of the wwar levvies full dearly. In this wwar, I wwavve the wwhite flag of surrender ā for thy face is too comely, thy hair too shining as spun silk, and thy undergarments too scant and tempting for a knight of honour to wwithstand. I answwer thee wwith Yes, my mate? WWhat dost thou require, my mate? and brace myself for the day ahead, as a vvassal before the lists." #poetry #flushromance #pitchromance #lightreading #suggestivve #archaic #finterature
ššš It has been a while since I last p0sted. I have been stuck at sea. š
When was the last time you did that thing you enjoy doing? You should visit it again soon.
hi. it's me. bug. the sofa rater. 6/10 it compels me. but i don't like the number 7.
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ No ā°āā¤ Thank you
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ šø hope that video www.as okay https:((
--- autoClicker [AC] has once more, uploaded a link. onlyfans.com/autoclicker It's a free video and everyone has access. --- This video contains #nsfw content and #violence. Immediately, just immediately it's pornographic. Tevsie, acne all over her face, matted hair, unwashed bra and nothing more, sits on top of a deconstructed imperial drone. Her bulge squirms as her spiral glasses look up to the camera. "One day I'll shut up in these videos and just do the porn... I don't know when." She gently grinds against the metal, soft thighs contrasting the sharpness of the robot. "I don't have long. I know it. I wished for too much and now it's coming." She squeaks softly as she paces herself, feeling the rivets in the metal against her. "It's embarrassing to be so unsure now. I wasted everything for this and now I'm scared. I'm scared of death. I've done... Ah... Nothing but beg for my death, worship it and now that I feel the... Mmmgghhh... Dread I can't take it." Tevsie pushes up her glasses, moving her hands to the drones waist to gain better control of her hips. "I'm pathetic, I know, I just didn't know I could be that kind of pathetic." She slides a hand upward towards the drones chest, prying open a panel with her dirt caked nails. She pushes together two severed wires and the drone rumbles slightly. "Maybe getting what you want is the scariest thing that can happen to you. We shouldn't make decisions like that." The machines arm twitches, hand recalibrating and swiftly grabbing Tevsie's waist. She seems completely unfazed. "It's just like that I suppose. Celebrities regret getting famous, human mothers regret having children, wigglers regret getting ice cream because it gives them a pan freeze. All regret all the way." "Are we ever happy with our choices?" She continues to talk, drone slamming her to the ground, she's out of breath, but refuses to shut up. "I...It's always like this... No matter what you do..." The machine gets on top of the troll, digging into her abdomen so hard she starts to bleed. She's crying, visible through her now skewed glasses. "I don't think I want to die anymore." It's disturbingly violent, the way the drone pries open the trolls legs, you can hear one of her knees crack as it does so, the disabled troll starting to sob from the pain. "I want to see the moon. I want to see the stars. I want to explore. I-I'm so tired of being here- I'm- I'm tired of suffering alone." The metal beast forces a clawed finger inside the troll, causing her to squirm, back arched unnaturally as she screams. "I DON'T WANT TO DIE ANYMORE." The mic peaks as she starts to cry louder, unclear if she'd planned such a violent encounter with the reprogrammed drone. It toys with her for about 15 minutes before finally shutting down. By the end of it, Tevsie is shaking, blood dripping down her front, her thighs, her neck. She turns away from the camera, bra strap clearly snapped. "I'm sorry." The video ends.
[A] At the point in my life where the best feeling in the world is someone actually using my name hahaha #substance]
It'Ā§ not the hoĀ§t'Ā§ fault. Fu(c)k it'Ā§ not anyone'Ā§ fault but my own. "You (c)ont(R)ol you(R) (R)ea(c)tion to thingĀ§" & all that. And the booze waĀ§ (R)eally good, like good Ā§hit, & the food waĀ§ good & the muĀ§i(c) waĀ§ fu(c)kin g(R)eat. But I wanted to lowkey eat glaĀ§Ā§ p(R)a(c)ti(c)ally the whole time. Not Goth Night'Ā§ fault...juĀ§t my own hangupĀ§. Ha(R)d to get to know people who all Ā§eem to have Ā§u(c)h a hiĀ§to(R)y with ea(c)h othe(R) al(R)eady, & I'm juĀ§t Ā§ome bit(c)hy new t(R)oll on the Ā§(c)ene. Whateve(R), gonna Ā§leep thiĀ§ off fo(R) like...a day. ā¢
[I] I am allowed to "crash out", I am in my own hive and no longer under the surveillance of the firm.] [I] I am allowed to throw shit in my hive and I am allowed to make bad decisions.] [H] HHDJSJSKK GODDDD JUST LET ME HAVE ONE FUCKING THHIIIING]
Arriving to #GothNight soon 8ut Cronus spilled 8eer all over himself so we have to take a 8rief moment to clean him up. ::::/
[MISC.] ...] [MISC.] š] [MISC.] "Considering you're in love with me" š] [I] I'm mad about this again.] [W] Who even says that out of nowhere ?] [MISC.] š]
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ šø'M TšøRED OF PšøSSšøNG
[ADDENDUM: seriously cannot think. what if I just go home early. Uuuuuuugh]
[I] I gotta go do work or something [W] Whyyyyy the fuck do I get so worked up]
[MISC.] ... Was that troll's name... ?] [MISC.] š«©] [P] Please don't commit fraud... Or at least do it so well that you don't get caught...] [T] Think of me for a moment.] [S] Suffering at the firm.] [I] I beg of you.]
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ Don't www.orry about Tevsie š«°
For once I am not actually that emotionally attached to this situation given that I have "both" people blocked. However. I do know what's going on and honestly sometimes I think Alternia was a mistake for ever letting this become a situation that happens. #specificposting
[H] Had my one night off. Feeling better.] [B] Back to the office.] [E] Everything is fine.]
0W133............ #5K8RF41L
[T] Think my glasses are bent.] [A] Add that to the towering pile of my deep regrets.]
[ADDENDUM: I don't feel so great though maybe something needs filed.]
[T] This is my hell.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9b8b4afd127.gif
[EMPLOYEE SOCIAL MEDIA CREDITS: 3/3] [T] Truly do appreciate all the comments offering to cull or abduct me.] [B] But really, trying to work off as much debt as possible so that another Astrae isn't stuck in this position in future.] [MISC.] .............] [W] WAIT. THE CREDITS I BOUGHT YESTERDAY DON'T ROLL OVER??? THIS IS A BUG OR SOMETHING RIGHT?] [R] RIGHT?]
[B] Boss letting me take 14 minute break.] [D] Does not bode well.] [A] At least not being sexually harassed online as well as in person tonight.] [MISC.] š«©] #nsfw
ļ½¢(ļ¼Ļļ¼ļ½*)ļ½£ ļ½¢she blocked me.ļ½£ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: my life is over.]
ļ½¢ai-chan... is always here for megane-san when he's sad... (Ā“Šāć½ļ½£ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS CONTENT THAT WILL GET YOU IN THE FEELIES!! (ļ¼“Šļ¼“ć)]
DND C4NCELLED L4ST MINUTE ILL KILL EVER70NE #violence #itsokay #notdmsfault #butfuck
print("all the ladies say im pretty fly") print("for an jade guy")
+ we have not really thought about love before + - we were never told we were loved before - + we think if we love anyone, it is each other + - but that is to be expected - + we are one and two + - two and one -
I have vastly misconstrued the purpose of #CreamFest. I have several piping bags to return. And I was so excited. :(
>:o] || s0me rustbl00d a l0t 0f pe0ple l1ked. 1 f0rget what the1r name was th0ugh, 1 never actually met them.
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ Tevsie thanks you for 80 followww.ers!!! šø am so grateful for your support!!! šø www.ill update onlyfans soon!!!
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ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ šø f.orgor to pay the bills my lusus usually does it but www.ell you knowww. https:((
āyawn įƤ įÆ įƤ i admit i scolded a few nice trolls tonight for doing the exact thing i just didāļø late light workingāļø i was just so pumped but i bit off more than i can chewāļøāļøāļøbut after talking to a business man here i had to make a um business effigy! imbued with! pure business will! but now im gonna head to bed hehah everyone please sleep soon too, drink water, and snuggle up! ( Ė¶ĖįĖĖµ ) good light! https://fileāļøgarden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/business%20buddyāļøpng
āi love putting the scented pumpers into the stuffies here but (ā„ļ¹ā„) my hands smell like blueberry pie and cherry and cotton candy and lemon and licorice and shoe polish it really makes my head spin āļø so many smellsāļøāļøāļø
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ļ½¢KERURURURURU!! AKA ALERTO! ļ½„ļ¾ļ½„(āĀ“Šļ½ā)ļ½„ļ¾ļ½„ SOUND THE ARAMU! (ļ¼ļ¼“Šļ¼“) AI-CHAN IS MESSAGING MEGANE-SAN KOWAI THINGS...ć»ćć»(椊ļ½)ć»ćć» s-saying she is going byebyes forever! (ć_ļ¼ć) if anyone knows ai-chan's fleshyself, can they let her knyahw her choto gachikoi is going furuetetetete for her!?! ļ½(ļ½”ā§Šā¦ļ½”)ļ½ she won't answer boku's directo messages. (T-T)ļ½£ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san is imitating the sound of his aka alerto (red alert) and aramu (alarm) at the beginning of his message! (ļ½ļ¼Ļļ¼Ā“) he's syo scawed, genuinely! kowai means scary!! ćć(Ā“Oļ½)Ā°ć ah~ this isn't eben funny (ļ½ļ¼Ļļ¼Ā“) gachikoi means syuper kyool otaku doing oshikatsu to the maxxx, devoting themselves entirely and completely to their oshi! ai-chan is megane-san's oshi! (Ā“_ć`) w-what will megane-san be without.... his magihorn is tinguring... in a sad feelies way! (*ććć) furuete means squirmies, but not the good ones now. (ļ¼Ā“_ć`)]
ļ½¢megane-san still hears her koe sometimes. (ļ¼“Šļ¼“ć)ļ½£ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: koe means voice... (Ā“Šāć½ megane-san listens to ai-chan's asmr clippus all the time nyahw. (ćĀ“Šļ½)ć ah! come back to your nee-san, ai-chan! he needs to see your maid skirt to feel the happy feels! ļ½„ļ¾ļ½„(āĀ“Šļ½ā)ļ½„ļ¾ļ½„]
im not gay im not gay trolls arent human it isnt gay it isnt gayits not gay
You people are going to have sandburn in places the good lord never meant for sand to go.
they fucked. on the beach.
eeewwww imagine getting sand in your bits i hate it i hate it
-- autoClicker [AC] has posted a link. Onlyfans.com/autoclicker/bullets It's free so everyone has access. -- The video goes as follows... The camera focuses in on Tevsie, she's mostly clothed? Questionably clothed? The only thing you can make out is a white cloth. She might be naked. We'll never know. On the massive dining table she sits upon, is a case of bullets, they're not small. Pretty big rounds that could do some pretty big damage. "Hello!" Tevsie waves. "Tonight I am uhm... Eating a box of..." She picks up the box. "These? These! I was paid a lot of money to do so. Thank you to weaponedCommodity? For the $25k!" "And special thanks to my camera troll @blackJack! Themis!" Tevsie smiles extra bright, the swirls on her glasses starting to spin. "So I'm not sure why this was a request? It's uhm. Odd. I mean I've totally heard of someone eating lead but I didn't figure that'd be so... Literal?" She shrugs. "But uhm... this is someones goons? Just not really mine." She struggles to open the box, ripping the side to pull the plastic divider out. Tevsie moves to look beyond the camera, pulling one out, it's about the length of her finger. "No shot someone actually paid me to do this?" The troll from behind the camera speaks for a second. "Don't ask me. You dug this hole." "I dug this hole with pride and honor!" Tevsie sweats, looking incredibly nervous. "I guess I just swallow it? And try not to gag?" "Do you want a chaser?" "Do I want someone to chase me? Like cause I'm fat?" "What? Do you want WATER. WATER." "Oooh. Yeah. That would probably help." Tevsie reaches out to grab a water bottle. "There's 12 rounds here so I guess I just? I don't know. Whatever. It's kind of hot to do something I don't like for someone else to g-" "Stop. Shut up. No gooning to this in front of me." "Okay, okay, jeez." Tevsie wipes a bit of drool from the corner of her mouth. Tevsie holds the round between her teeth for a minute, letting it press between her mousey front teeth and her lip before tilting her head back and letting it slide down her throat, she doesn't gag, lubing it with a bit of water. Once she's finished she opens her mouth wide to show the camera. "Yeah, this is really weird. It feels heavy when it goes down." This happens 11 more times, Tevsie complains more Every Time. As the video wraps up, Tevsie smiles weakly. "So uhm... I don't think I'll be doing this again? Like ever? Unless the pay is insane. I think. Uhm. Yeah... So... Goodbye? I hope you enjoyed?" She hesitantly puts her pointer and thumb together to make a heart before the video ends.
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ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ Your valor is so much more important than mine, isn't it? šøt's so much more important because your www.orld viewww. is limited to a tiny little box at your www.orthless little job because someone couldn't slot into their pretty little caste rank.ing. WWW.hy are you so mad at ME for this? WWW.hy is this MY fail.ing? šø'm a piece of shit because šø www.on't conspire www.ith you in your DELUSšøONS about the structure of a colony that's been go.ing to shit since it's CONCEPTšøON. The only history here is that of shame. You think you can save someth.ing that www.as doomed to fail from the start www.ith a stupid little conspiracy board www.ith your stupid little red str.ing. GUESS WWW.HAT! YOU CAN'T! The colony is doomed anywww.ay! šø've tried to talk to you about this before but oh it's oh K.ingly you have a problem! 7evsie www.ha7's 7[šššJACKPOTššš]he fuck.ing ma77er www.i7[šššJACKPOTššš]h you? THšøS COLONY šøS ROTTšøNG! YOU'RE ROTTšøNG! šø'M ROTTšøNG! šøT DOESN'T MATTER WWW.HAT WWW.E DO! šøT NEVER HAS! WWW.HY YOUR SWWW.AMPTšøNTED PAN CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT šøS BEYOND ME! šø CAN'T STAND YOU! šø DON'T EVEN HATE YOU? šø CAN'T CALL šøT HATE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPšøD FOR MY STANDARDS. šø www.on't have to deal www.ith you anymore and šø www.ill soak in the freedom She gives me.
I'm At Such A Low Point, I Am Considering Playing League Of Legends. This Is A Joke, But It Is Also Not.
ļ½¢gyuuhh~ (*Ā“ļ¼ć§ļ¼ļ½*) pinni-P-chan, boku o kizutsukete (ļ¼ļ¼“Šļ¼“) megane-san hasn't stopped naite iru for hours! kyuu, waaahhhh~ ;_; she even took pictures of naked tosan while he was nyursing!! (Ā“ļ¼Ļļ¼`) snifflu snifflu...ļ½£ ļ½¢butttt... (Š¤ĻŠ¤)ļ½£ ļ½¢didn't megane-chan look so kyool here? kekekeke!!ļ½£ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: boku o kizutsukete means "she hurt me, kyutiemeanie hurt me!" so much, megane-san hasn't stopped crying for hours! sniffle... sniffle. (椊“ļ¼) kyuuhhh, invasion of megane-san's tunnelhole privacy! syo many germies and cyooties now!] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c13f1ecd1b2.gif
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ Mama got hive from the mediculler and immediately ate the TV cables fuck my stupid mouse life
Z:[ don't forget about my insane delusional ass
READ ALL ABOUT IT ā [ Kind of interesting how humans seem to have fetishized the concept of #pailingseason so fast. I guess it shows the divide between their society and ours. Funny, but sad. Really sad. #nsfw ]
i want you know im not a gimmick account. I'm a troll. with an unfortunate name. and an unfortunate history. i am a rustblood from sector 101 of the northern hemisphere. that in itself is tragic enough. #lowbloods. #nsfw but like, my lusus is ugly, and screams. and lactates. a lot. it also bites and gnaws at me. but when i throw bugs at it, it shuts up. i dont have psionics. my horns were broken off in a mating ritual. i use the bucket profile picture to hide my scarred face. also. i never reached platinum in league of legends. the lore is deep. Just gotta fish for it. #AMA #askmeanything #deeplore.
>>| can't. .i'm forced .and .i'm .in debt to boss.
>>| greetings to the chittr. .it .is night .and you know what that means. work. lots .of work. .i hate my .outfit's job.
ā°āā¤ĖĖĖ ā°āā¤ My matesprit enlisted then broke up with me ā°āā¤ "šø'd rather die in a war than continue quadding with you" ā°āā¤ #WhatDatMean @~@
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ya im lowkey a badAXE not to brag or anythang lol