Madeth Astrae
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[S] Satire.] [A] All posts made off clock.]
Your name is Madeth Astrae and you are 15 sweeps old. You live with your red panda lusus in a corporate provided hivestem. Officially you are a scarealegal working for a large law firm; however thanks to your ancestor's rampant gambling addiction you've inherited an extreme generational debt. If anything you're more of an indentured servant, contracted to perform for the firm until said debt is repaid. You love your job! Vreidi and Vessek is a fantastic firm and they have been exceedingly kind to you! They offer a variety of perks, competitive pay rates, and a fantastic work-life balance! (You often work 16 hour nights, sometimes sleep at your desk, and your direct superior seems to think your name is Mimi?) Unfortunately gambling addiction seems to be hereditary: your primary hobby is a rhythm gacha game. You've also been known to play at work, once resulting in your being cuffed to your desk. At heart you're a nice guy, but god you are so tired. After six sweeps of this job you think you are losing your mind. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c31c6d25e5bb.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b101c652982c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb93f858ed76.png
[C] Celebratory post.] [H] Have not vaped in three wipes.] [L] Life is neverending circus of disappointment, but may no longer die of lung cancer. #substance]
[W] Would like to thank my lusus.] [MISC.] 🏆]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I'm proud of him too then. He better receive treats for his service.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
∞∞∞∞h y∞u wanna d∞ it again s∞ bad. #eyestrain https://cdn.imgchest.c∞m/files/ccf1254be908.jpeg
[F] Fucking whatever, what is he going to do anyway. Kill me? Don't make me laugh.] [MISC.] 🙄]
HA·HA·OKAY VHY·DID·THE·CLVCKBEAST·CROSS·THE·ROAD (HINT:·I·AM·NOT·OBEYING·YOVR·COMMAND·THVS·MAKING·THIS·EXCHANGE·EXTRA·HVMOROVS)
[U] Unfortunately you have obeyed my command.] [M] My apologies.]
[O] Oh. Yes.] [S] Shrimp taped inside of boss' computer shell have been removed.] [C] Could not risk their discovery.] [T] Two wipes. Smell was atrocious. Informed boss that I could not in fact smell anything.] [A] Apparently he believes that said smell was himself, as entire outer office has been filled with fine cloud of cologne for days.] [P] Possible lung damage?]
expensive or cheap cologne
you are so awesome man this rules proud of you perfect prank is the kind nobodie finds out about
Great Success. #positive
[A] Assuming expensive given his taste.] [H] However even fine cologne becomes horrific in huge quantity.]
[O] Ouch. Oof. My lungs.] [W] Will consider further actions.]
[B] But at what cost.] [MISC.] 🤔]
worth it to make your boss insecure as fuck about his scent
true! but if its only for two wipes you're almost certainly fine. unless he takes this to mean its working. then you better invest in a gas mask
[I] I, too, am in this episode.]
[ADDENDUM: Blink and you will miss me. No lines.]
omg my favourite character appeared
[A] A pity, they never made any merch for me.] [MISC.] 😔]
they never do. gotta do everything myself around here
[O] Obligatory post to confirm my ongoing existence.]
[L] Looks at main feed.] [L] Looks away from main feed.]
I'm well past the point of touch-starved at this point.
I like desperate men.
At this point, yeah, I'd say I'm kinda desperate.
Wanna be desperate in my lap?
Yes.
Ho+w do+ yo+u feel abo+ut having yo+ur blo+o+d fed o+n?
First time for everything, I suppose.
I'll be by so+o+n, pretty bo+y. ;)
[P] Personally, kind of miss that yellow king fellow.] [P] Please, end this world.] [F] For me only, I understand that most of you enjoy it here.]
[ADDENDUM: For legal reasons, this is a joke.]
he aint even react to mie posts aniemore its kinda sad miss that guie
[H] Hahaha !] [C] Cannot supersede current contract, best of luck next time.]
[H] How does one insist upon world destruction and then simply vanish ?] [M] Makes one wonder about their drive.]
right i mean he kinda told me i was useless and didnt respond to anie of mie posts after that which is wild still reelin from that lol but to just disappear and leave his poor knight to do all the work? come onnnn
[H] Had to patch boss in to conference call from hive.] [C] Cannot even respect my sick nights.] [I] If I can do my job from here, however, why do they make me go in ?]
♡⸝⸝ WE GO777777A KILL UR BOSS <3 ⸝⸝♤
[F] Fear this will do nothing as I will simply be shifted to another supervisor, however I do appreciate this sentiment.]
♡⸝⸝ KEEP KILLIN EM 777IL ONE OF 777HEM AIN777 SUCK SO BAD ⸝⸝♤
[A] At what point do you just give up on an insurmountable task and leave it to the next person ?] [B] Believe I may be "at the end of my rope".]
▲theres a next person and you havent dumped it on them?▼
[I] In my defence it is a very large burden and the "next person" may not yet be hatched.]
▲sounds like their problem▼
[S] Sick night.] [D] Don't have any in reserve, but who even cares.]
[A] At the point in my life where the best feeling in the world is someone actually using my name hahaha #substance]
[S] Spent bus money at the bar walkin back hive hahaha #substance]
[w] what if I just gave up entirely for real this time ??] [h] hahaha ahaha ahaha #substance]
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Please do not give up hope, my friend! There will always be people who are willing to support you through your struggles!
[u] uuuuuuuuugh mizstake]
[F] Free from work, directly to bar.]
[H] Hahaha.] [T] This sucks, man.]
what's up office troll ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
[O] Oh, you know.] [H] Horrifying legal decisions being made without my consent, highbloods being highbloods, the unwavering weight of my ancestor's many crimes pressing down upon me.] [A] A typical Tuesday.]
yeah. yeah man fuck. raising a glass to you
[M] Much appreciated. Will imagine this in my head fondly.]
[A] Ah, don't feel good about that.] [L] Likely he has already forgotten.] [W] Would never say that I dislike the highest castes, however, they are far more stressful to speak to than my own.]
[ADDENDUM: He did not in fact forget.]
[R] Received paperwork today which exempts me from filling pails.] [S] Said paperwork also denotes me as legal property of firm.] [D] Drinking tonight in "celebration".]
[V] Very true, simply feel some amount of guilt for complaining when my life is comparatively not as full of horrors.]
yeah i get that but like... compared to me you're in fuckin hell man everieone's got someone below them and someone above you down deep even if other people are down waie deeper ykno? don't gotta feel guiltie for it
[R] Refrain from publicly antagonizing me.]
[P] Please.]
Have I ever been known to do ſo? And here I was offering a toaſt in your honor!
[O] Of course.] [S] Should have thanked you.]
[MISC.] ...] [T] Thank you.]
[P] Permission to be pathetic on main ?]
granted.
No one has ever asked, so, go ahead/