♦ pitied by @adeptAdjutant

aw boo i didnt get to come abduct you, im too late

fuck i was JUST gonna do tax evasion 8888/
I THINK I’VE WORKED MYSELF A LITTLE TOO HARD. I DON’T THINK FOURTEEN HOUR SHIFTS ARE ACTUALLY ANY FUCKING GOOD FOR ANYONE.
<Affĭrmătĭŏns fŏr tŏnĭght: I / ăm călm. Thĭs wăs / ă smăll ăccĭdĕnt whĭch / hărmĕd nŏthĭng. I ăm / săfĕ. Thĕrĕ ĭs nŏ / rĕăsŏn tŏ bĕ ăngry. / I wĭll nŏt cŭrsĕ / thĕ lădy thăt bŭmpĕd / ĭntŏ mĕ ănd căŭsĕd / mĕ tŏ drŏp my / cŏffĕĕ ănd pŭllă.>

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— #CheckpOint!! Have yOu stretched tOday? (◑.◑) Had sOme water? ShOuld yOu stand up fOr a few secOnds? The little things cOunt!! Take care Of yOurselves, hehe! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ —— (˘ ³˘)
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚That is a pusherbreaking statement, my friend. You must be weary from all your work! Perhaps an all expenses paid vacation may raise your spirits! Is there a place you would like to go in particular?

16 hours??? surely youre exaggerating mate??

is it really that inconven13nt? is it not easy?

