♦ pitied by @adeptAdjutant
That is a state of being, not a behavior.
HA·HA·OKAY VHY·DID·THE·CLVCKBEAST·CROSS·THE·ROAD (HINT:·I·AM·NOT·OBEYING·YOVR·COMMAND·THVS·MAKING·THIS·EXCHANGE·EXTRA·HVMOROVS)
they never do. gotta do everything myself around here
omg my favourite character appeared
right i mean he kinda told me i was useless and didnt respond to anie of mie posts after that which is wild still reelin from that lol but to just disappear and leave his poor knight to do all the work? come onnnn
I'm well past the point of touch-starved at this point.
Oh. It was a joke. (Noting that, it casually tossed aside a large contract.)
he aint even react to mie posts aniemore its kinda sad miss that guie
[I DO HAVE $OMETHING TO LO$E A#TUALLY]
I should be immune to want.
bruh........
And speaking of trains I once travelled with a teal guy. Halfway through the trip I get a text from him, Begging me to sneak him into the cerulean car, Because, and I quote, "These Maniacs Havent Stopped Doing Mock Trials,, They Keep Trying to Involve Me,, Help"
8=l < I saw red te%t with the little 6es and the little 9es and I answered befoal checking which Vantas was speaking to me 8=l < I'm so desperate to have her back 8=l < I miss her 8=l < How am I supposed to keep going without you, Eirene 8=l < We kept you alive 8=l < So why won't you wake up
... I need a fucking break.
Sneaks some self-assessment questions into your documents
I mean....no, 8ut yeah I get it
⧃ I've been falling asleep at my desk the last few nights. I really do need to fix my sleep schedule.
<action; statement input; statement: madeth, that is not what he is in my opinion input; statement: he is a friend who is he|ping kagero after he escaped an awfu| situation />
D∞NT CALL HIM MY HANDLER ∞MG???
<[emotion_detected: sympathy] action; statement input; statement: your searches were nothing compared to the kind of shit some of the officers on suneater search for input; statement: the internet connection is faci|itated by the he|m. it cou|d have been so, so much worse resu|ts-wise input; statement: a|so yours were not very shocking in comparison to others that are being |eaked />
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The frail low blood has… Tummy ache. It’s all fucking over for me.
(( my right earphone just gave up on me for real, can I get a minute of silence...
ᨳ Can goredash stop leavIng My orders practIcally In the bushes???
readie for cupe looks at the time yup still have several hours of work aight nap in the gap behind the boxes in the storeroom seems like a plan
HATCHED TO WATCH MORNING CARTOONS, FORCED TO NEGOTIATE ARTICLE RIGHTS.
*tzzk* Still. Thinking about various. Less than safe for work. Things... I am. Apparently. Insatiable. Sigh. You would think. I would have gotten it out of my system. Last night. #suggestive *sskh*
ᨳ Grubs are so fowl when they sneeze.
ᨳ Ugh. The cell sIgnal Is abysmal tonIght. How am I supposed to survIve My shIft wIthout My apps to dIstract Me from My job.
<[emotion_detected: envy] action; statement input; statement: svave thsiunit input; statement: thoghths oif pai||ong [#nsfw #suggestive] savee iit />
[ME TOO BRO ME TOO]
<action; statement input; statement: theunitt wnants tto ggggo itno stassis buttthey w||i otn |ett itit action; quote input; quote: you sti|| have time-sensitive work to do, he|m. get on with it, & if you continue behaving we||, i'|| consider rewarding you with a brief stasis. />
wꙮuld yꙮu rather have infinite: like - knꙮwledge pity - mꙮney hate - lifespan mediate - nꙮne ꙮf the abꙮve - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Y0u're g0nna have t0 wait till the w0rk's d0ne then...
(oh fuckin' hell my boss like stole my favourite mug like what? well I say favourite mug it's actually like the only mug I can use without bein' like written up for 'stealing' which is literally like so stupid and he isn't even usin' the mug! it's just like on his desk so I can see it)
KRIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER. YOU…YOU… WELL. PLAYED. BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE VERMINOUS MASSES, I HAVE ALREADY RETURNED. AND NOW I AM. I AM. WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY NOTIFICATIONS.
<action; statement input; statement: ah. input; statement: this unit has figured out why the correction for attempting to bite is so much stronger than it was expecting. input; statement: it is because it succeeded in biting off 2 of the head technicians touchprongs back in its 1st perigree of being insta||ed in the he|m.[#gore #vio|ence] input; statement: it makes sense that such misbehaviour wou|d be punished more harsh|y to make sure this unit did not get ideas. />
<action; statement input; statement: caretaker is finished input; statement: this unit tried to bite & was corrected [#vio|ence] input; statement: it did not try very hard input; statement: just snapped its teeth at them in warning. input; statement: that correction rea||y hurt. />
⊹ Tummy t⟡⟡ fullll..... #pancakesg⟡tme #itsall⟡ver ⊹
<[emotion_detected: annoyance] action; statement input; statement: hygiene maintenance time input; statement: ugh input; statement: maybe if i think #suggestive #nsfw thoughts rea||y hard about a thing that happened input; statement: i wi|| not be as tempted to try to inf|ict harm on my caretaker [#vio|ence] />
[ENTRY 12688] [THOSE STUPID, DISOBEDIENT, IMPUDENT STRUMPETS. DO THOSE PAWNS NOT KNOW WHO THEIR LORD AND MASTER IS? THEY THINK THEY HAVE THE GALL TO DENY *MY* GENIUS PLANS?! THE FUCKING NERVE. ON THOSE HOES. …CLEARLY. THEY NEED A LESSON. AND AS MUCH ASSS I ENJOY THINKING OF WHAT THEY GET UP TOGETHER, I DON’T NEED TWO EXTRANEOUS PAWNS. PERHAPS THE ONE REMAINING WILL FINALLY LEARN DEFERENCE TO HER LORD AND MASTER. OR IT’LL MAKE HER THE ONE TO UNDERSTAND THE TRUTH OF HER CONTEMPT FOR ME. THAT WOULD BE. A PARTICULARLY PLEASSSING OUTCOME. <THIS USER LICKED THE SCREEN WHILE TYPING THAT.> …AND IF DOING THAT DESTROYS THIS MANGLED TIMELINE, SO BE IT. I CAN JUST SHANGHAI DEAN AWAY BACK TO MINE. AND BE PICKY WITH THE DETAILS OF WHAT HAPPENED.]
ALTERNIAN PUBLIC TRANSIT IS ****FUCKING**** ****ABYSMAL****. FUCK. I’M GONNA BE LATE FOR THIS PRODUCTION MEETING.
action; statement input; statement: they are incredib|y intimidating input; statement: i have met 2. input; statement: the second was fine & very nice, & went out of his way to try to make me comfortab|e, which i appreciated. i quite |ike him but was very wary at first. input; statement: the first [emotion_detected: fear_high] input; statement: i i it is terrified of.
......theres a few nice ·nes.....but d·nt trust them either.......
s+aring down. +he wai+s+aff. un+il my food comes ou+ quicker.
((after much deliberation I'm gonna be shelving Larkso for an indefinite amount of time! Mun has two jobs and rn this character is not bringing me joy lol. Anyone I have ongoing rps with need not worry, we'll still have that going on, but I'm tired and I need A Break from like his public facing interactions))
(( I HAD COLORATURA SPELLED WRONG FOR MONTHS))
(( Who was going to tell me I had misspelled acquired this entire time oh my fucking god I’m sorry guys
i almost forgot about this... heh... dont worry... i know you all miss me...
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @croesuskingpin back Then, You Thought That's What Love Felt Like. Love Was Pain, Love Was Bruises, Love Was Violence And Love Was The Inability To Say No. And You Didn't Decline Because You Didn't Want To, You Didn't Decline Because You Couldn't, Because If You Stirred And Wriggled And Punched And Complained He Would Only Sink His Teeth And Claw At Your Body Even Harder, Even Deeper. now, You Come In Every Now And Again In His Office To Mourn. Thankful He's Not Around Anymore..but Deep Inside, A Part Of Yourself Knows You Miss Him, You Miss His Voice And His Face And His Guidance. You Feel Blind Without Him, In A Way, Lost– He Always Knew What To Do. did He? Did He Always Know What To Do? You Aren't Even Sure Now. Love Doesn't Feel As Alien To You Anymore, Love Isn't What It Used To Be To You. Is Different, It's Special. yet He Had So Much Trouble Understanding That. but Without You, He Was Nothing. eskari Keldam Was Nothing. #violence #cw-abuse you Were Also Nothing. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
action; statement input; statement: accidenta||y voca|ised a thought to an officer after he ca||ed me 'battery' again input; statement: asked him to at |east ca|| me pehta| or he|m input; statement: it was an accident that i broadcast the thought but i was corrected anyway [#vio|ence] input; statement: obvious|y. it is just annoying that he did not even wait for me to say more than a sy||ab|e of apo|ogy first
Oh yes. I have been defeated by the brave heroes of your time Oh woe is me. The door. Oh misery the door.
Yov've liter^lly never seen ^ gvy sleepier th^n me.
8=l < I have been informed what a DILF is 8=l < Everyone carry on I don't want to be 100ked at
｢(´_ゝ`) okie. lessened learn... NYEVER as a josei what their favorite anime is on the first date...｣ ｢(*´,_ゝ｀) *sigh* megane never using plenty of sakana again.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: josei means girl... (´ε`;) sakana means... fish. (´⊂_｀；) megane-san's high hopeu... he will never nyot be a hikikomori! (._ゝ.)]
Life is Beautiful for an hour sometimes.
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < banana trees aint trees. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < theyre herbs.
an0n asked: Questi0n, what d0 y0u see in him? N0t in a der0gat0ry way I mean y0u seem rather chill. Perhaps there's s0me appeal I'm n0t seeing? Either way as l0ng as y0u are happy in the relati0nship g00d f0r y0u. ee answered: the 0nly answer is he just d0esnt act like this in private? he als0 wasnt this bad when we first met. in terms 0f p0sting kink stuff f0r negative attenti0n. in real life hes m0re quiet and relaxed and really n0t even all that perverted. tmi but hes actually g0t a l0w libid0 s0 he d0esnt even really make sexual c0mments 0r advances very 0ften at all. i d0nt kn0w, hes m0re sweet and th0ughtful and c0nsiderate when its just him and his quads ar0und. hes g0t a really t0ugh 0uter shell thats really hard t0 crack but he lets me in every 0nce in a while. he can be really nice but i think that in his mind he has t0 be this h0rrible versi0n 0f himself that pe0ple already think he is. he d0esnt feel c0mf0rtable with being liked s0 he must make himself hated. #eeasks #suggestive
Guh. My body feels like a wrung out dishrag. Think I'll save the crossword for later. Cup of hot coffee, save me. Save me, cup of hot coffee.
I +hink I will commi+ +o finding a job. once more. +hough I've ye+ +o decide whe+her +o a++emp+ +o re+urn +o my original pos+. or seek openings in worlds beyond my own. I suppose which ever offers +he be++er perks. I do qui+e miss. having a personal assis+an+.
They s☽o☾rt ☽o☾f are. ☽O☾r at least they are up there f☽o☾r ‘best p☽o☾ssible suit☽o☾rs’. ⋆˚࿔
action; statement input; statement: thinking about #suggestive #nsfw things |ike my |ife depends on it input; statement: kind of want to ta|k about it but i wi|| have to t error:inputdenied
ur.fine.just.damn.bro.whens.the.last.time.you.used.a.vacation.day.to.snort.coke.off.a.strippers.back.while.skydiving
okay 8ut consider. sad wet pathetic men…mmhmfmfmhpfh..8ig sad wet eyes…and they’re so sappy 8ecause they’re sopatheticccc
pathetic men are the hottest
[EXPUNGED]
THERMOSTAT OFF ‘CAUSE I’M A COLD HEARTED KILLER GANGSTER. #FORGOTTOPAYMYELECTRICITY
The door can be remade. The door can be reborn.
၄⋆၃ im going to dress up all xute and sit in my respite bloxk and stare at the xeiling :D
flatter yourself more actually my moe uke companion
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < considering: you're in love with me.
Client wearing a yellow blouse knocked on the door to ask about a case and I nearly started blasting on instinct.
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < fun while it lasted. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < keeping the toothbrush.
⊹ AT LEAST Y⟡URS IS??? MY MANAGER IS CALLING ME DELUSI⟡NAL ⊹
⊹ ⟡kay I'm like freaking ⟡ut a wee bit ⊹
It is quite l☽o☾ud, th☽o☾ugh, g☽oo☾dness, it is making me s☽o☾rt ☽o☾f dizzy! The v☽o☾ices ☽o☾f s☽o☾ many ☽O☾uter Terr☽o☾rs all chattering at ☽o☾nce! Their c☽o☾nduit is ☽o☾nly s☽o☾ str☽o☾ng, y☽o☾u kn☽o☾w! ☽O☾☽o☾h bu☽o☾y ⋆˚࿔
⊹ Manager said t#at despite recent events, yes I still #ave t⟡ g⟡ t⟡ t#e studi⟡. Grind st⟡ps f⟡r n⟡ tr⟡ll and n⟡ eldritc# beast eit#er ⊹
[emotion_detected: fear_high] action; statement input; statement: the head technician wants to run a deep maintenance check & i do not know why input; statement: i do not want it input; statement: i i i it this unit does not want it p|ease input; statement: it was being good it swears input; statement: this unit wi|| be unavai|ab|e unti| he is satisfied with it input; statement: it does not want iTTTT Ti iT no nO no p|Eas ee error:inputdenied
⊹ G⟡D I #⟡PE N⟡T UG#UGU#U# ⊹
evil daily checklist: - mow the lawn,,, evilly... - flip off all who oppose me... - read the newspaper ✅ - combat other evils so that i remain the most evil of all... - drink scalding leaf fluid while planning my devilish schemes ✅ - make sure sandcatdad gets deserving and loving pets (silently evilly) ✅
R3gr3t
｢(￣～￣；) telling megane kyu only want him because he still has residual grub chubbins does nyat make him feel good.｣ ｢┐(￣ヘ￣)┌ keh. if you don't want megane after his shinobi training arc, you don't deserve him at all! (｀^´)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: contrary to popular belief, megane is not fat! ( ｀□´) he has an average east alternian build! (≧口≦)ノ a-and it's just from his grub state! (;￣ー￣) naked tosan told him so...]
okaie... just stood up and nearlie passed out. sleep time i fucking guess.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Perhaps the wondrous invention known as medication can assist you.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
FOUR BAGS OF EXPIRED MICROWAVE POPCORN DOWN. LIKE, MAYBE 150 LEFT TO GO.
8=l < Still occasionally having inappropriate thoughts 8=l < In this moment, I am just a man
i am... trapped... this may be the end for me...
b≡li≡v≡ it or not im tir≡d as fuckkk but i got work tonight
[I HATE TOV$EE HAPPY PEOOLE ON THE DA$H #HATER #HATEPO$TING]
I am perhaps dragging my fins a little, but b☽oo☾...I d☽o☾ n☽o☾t wish t☽o☾ return hive yet. ⋆˚࿔
WE DON’T WASTE FOOD IN OUR OFFICE.
(oh my gods fuckin' hell that like sucks so much. I usually like hide it at like the back or bottom of the fridge)
(overcooked my fuckin' noodles in the work break room like actually fuck my life this was like my only meal for the night fuck)
u guys, i feel like i’d make a cute secretary. just, like, without the office butt. hmu tho, maybe i can use a little extra cash. :))
kinda missing being at work who wanna roleplaie being at mie job ill go first i'm standing in the corner
[" " OKAY WHAT THE FU#K DOE$ THI$ MEAN]
My hive is burnin
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐A slut is a respectable thing to be!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
Oh my gog the hive is a mess too
Fair enough, facing similar struggles, slowly coming to the conclusion of: Why worry about it? Hopefully you'll find a conclusion that works for you.
Help
｢megane-san played this bijuarunoberu and it was NYAT good... (´_ゝ`) tch... yare yare... usually megane-san nyever plays gameus with otokonoko in dem, byut... (；^∀^) he thought he'd give boy's hate a try!｣ ｢not for ai-chan (￣з￣) megane-san is still choto mad at ai-chan.｣ ｢byut... yuck! Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ gyuh... there was namimonai kyutieful about this game! (゜m゜;) bad progression, bad characters, nyo wuvvins!｣ ｢tch... (´･ｪ･｀) megane-san doesn't even look like these guys... kuso... how could megane relate. ヽ(´Д｀;)ノ detarameda!｣ ｢(´c_｀ ) plus. they disparage the ancient east alternian yummies of okinawie. for that, megane-san finds this gameu... dishonorable!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this is a visual novel, or a bijuarunoberu! (*´,_ゝ｀) this is megane-san's favorite type of gameu, or game. (;^_^) otokonoko means bois, which megane-san does nyat really wike all that much... namimonai is an ancient east alternian phrase meaning "nothing is here at all!" ahhh~ so kyool! kuso means... (´ε ｀ ) damn... gyuh. detarameda is an east alternian swear. typically, the people of east alternia are so honorable and reserved that they never deploy this word meaning "bullshit", but megane-san was so heated, he had no option... ( ｀ー´)]
｢(； ･`ω･´) listening to ai-chan's kyutievoice... hearing ai-chan tell megane he's a good boy...｣ ｢n-nyo! ι(｀ロ´)ノ must nyaht become weak, megane!｣ ｢( ・_ゝ・) she is a whore now, megane.｣ ｢( ｀ー´) the ai-chan you knyow is shinderu.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shinderu means. shinderu means ・゜・(つД｀)・゜・ dead.]
｢tch... megane-san is at his limit... (￢_￢) pwepare to be cut down...｣
[BEGIN MESSAGE] z0metimez my friendz p0zt tthingz tthat make me w0nder if my |anguage centerz are c0rrupted. [END MESSAGE]
-=[aareyou guyys mad at me_☹]=-
[YDKH$RLEYALJF$L#GKNVXJG#DGZGF$J$R]
→OH HAVE WE TOLD R♈︎TCH♈︎ ABOUT THE GU♈︎ WHO BARGED ♈︎N ASSERTED H♈︎MSELF AND CLA♈︎MED TO BE THE NEW CEO
⦓ Ohhhh dear oh dear oh no... Oh this is difficult... #vagueposting ⦔
haha 8ut like no actually who tf was that. I don't even talk a8out my ancestor that often on here. and especially not his crippling shadow in which I am perpetually dwarfed in.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0ne 0f tthe cadetz juzt accidenta||y ca||ed me "zhip-mum". z0. tthat iz... tthere. ugh. [END MESSAGE]
CurrentlyConsiderin' contactin' one of those pleasuretoy companies for a sponsorship I need the money, I have more than one organization actively threatenin' to hook up my seedflaps to a scuttlebuggy battery #nsfw
im worr13d i wont get much pay thiss week... >X3 business has been really slow lately and i wonder if people just arent interested in buying my products anymore or someone else is doing better?
I CANT DO MY PUPMOJIS ON THIS KEY8OARD. that’s it it’s so over
i am so scared right now. guys. guys. oh my god. the advisor is right outside my goddamn door. its over. βro. βro. pray for me βro.
using my moirail's palmhusk to say I'm. fine I'm just mad
[ This user has broken their phone in anger! ]
oh my cod its all gone how is this allowed i feel like the drones should be on this oh fuck i owe so much to so many people
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ CAN I CATCH THE SANDW◕RM ALREADY FUCK!!!
I missed my Sunflower posting noooo I'm on my knees I'm so sad I miss her already
That was very expensive 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 and I d☽o☾ n☽o☾t pike being sp☽o☾ken t☽o☾ in that manner. I did try t☽o☾ explain I was s☽o☾rry. ⋆˚࿔
the #su8stancefriday is going. to hit harder and faster than normal. daddy needs this.
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[ notOriginalenough [NO] got distracted and fell down a flight of stairs. ]
xx_chow_is_finding_out_she_rlly_doesnt_liek_being_talked_down_2_xx
That was unintentiona/.
I JUST NEED TONIGHT TO BE OVER.
7ogging B@ck In W@$ @ Mi$t@ke
people are doing that publicly or irl? really weird of them either way
dude now I just feel like a fucking AITA anonymous su8mission dude I'm a jackass..
sorry I'm fine now
｢megane-san is nyaht homophobic. (｡・´_｀・｡)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pwease (ノ´Д｀)ノ megane-san is nyaht anti homo!!!]
no, no sorry MY 8ad, actually. shouldn't have thought for a god forsaken minute on this hell of a planet that I would 8e a8le to exist in peace. that's on me. sweeps of nonsense have taught me nothing. I will swiftly 8e inserting the icepick into the or8ital 8one.
｢(￣～￣；) megane-san does nyat call womens bitches and whores... (^ー^;) megane-san only calls cheating oshi bitches and whores! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ all other kyuties are choto safeu! (*´・∀・｀*) megane-san just wants to express all his angery feelies~ (*￣∇￣)ノ gomen, if any kyutiegirls get upsetti about megane-san's trollhongo being vulgar... _φ(TдT )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: so sowwy! (ノ´Д｀)ノ megane-san is trying to do better!! (´ﾟЗﾟ｀) pwease forgive megane~]
I Can't Leave Work, I've Been Gone So Long That It Would Genuinely Hurt My Position Here.
(I think I'm just going to take a break from this site, I'm starting to get frustrated.)
print("short day at the office at i right guys")
:33< that sounds nice actmewally
---- |I don't think I'll be able to sleep but if I don't try tomorrow will be really bad| ____
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < done w/ that one, too much ego. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < need freshmeat. #NSFW #HE-IS-AWFUL
---- |um isn't a break a good thing wait um actually no it isn't because then the bad thing hurts a lot more if you're given time to try to recover a bit never mind I'm sorry| ____
is your boss s☭ill alive? if so, do some☭hing abou☭ i☭
pain cube
In light of current social media trends we should finish the job application so people can leave their unsafe work environment for OUR unsafe work environment Ever wanted to live in a gothic castle at the whims of a mildly to moderately mentally disturbed vampire lord Have I got a job for you
damn workplace relations keep happening i see
In light of recent social media trends I would like to extend an open offer for positions at my salon for those affected by gross HR violations in their place of work. If you feel in any way unsafe in your current position, we have resources to provide you with a wage and lodgings. Empathetically, Piercing Adept
[IMMOLATION] <[Might be even the bigger DANGER than my show!]
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Your boss may need to get fucked tbh #yourbossisprobspentupfromwork #Hopehegetssomesoonandcalmsdown #youdeservealittletimetorelax
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=>>yøu Might be in danger speaking frøM experience>>>
｢ai-chan... is always here for megane-san when he's sad... (´Д⊂ヽ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS CONTENT THAT WILL GET YOU IN THE FEELIES!! (ＴДＴ )]
｢some say megane-san's scent is hypnotic! (∩´∀｀)∩ keke... he prommies not to use his powers for waru!~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: waru means evil! (*￣∇￣)ノ megane-san is a crusader for justice, waifu, and pantsu. (｀･∀･´) evildoers beware!]
there is still time ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ
DEVASTATING: Intern I dislike the most accepted the offered position. I don’t want to talk about it.
SHE'S,JUST,LIKE,MME,MMINUS,THE,SECOND,LIFE,WHERE,SHE,DOES,MMETAL,KARAOKE,AS,A,FORMM,OF,THERAPY,I,DON'T,HAVE,IT,IN,MME,TO,BE,THAT,FULL,OF,RAGE,IMM,LIKE,IF,AGGRETSUKO,WAS,KIND,OF,A,NERVOUS,WRECK,INSTEAD
⫸ i used t⨀ d⨀ this h4lf 4 sweep 4g⨀ h4h4h4 :-)
--- arsenicCathoxide exploded! ---
“The world is correct in its favor for highbloods” [gets ass beat]
I was once a twink too, before I took an arrow to the nub~. #TragicBackstory
Brush With Twink Death. I was in a Twink Cøma før a fułł perigee.
Had a patient slip me their number. Mood: Flattered! But the same patient is in treatment for peeling the skin off their moirail and wearing it. Mood: Less Flattered! #Violence #Gore
a stranger asked me if i wanted to make a million caegars just by doing one simple trick that will turn a few to a thousand toward thousands of millions or whatever that definitely and totally does not sound like a scam at all wow >X3
⫸ ⨀mg i just s4w s⨀me⨀ne f4ll d⨀wn the st4irs ⨀utside the l4b...
aw boo i didnt get to come abduct you, im too late
fuck i was JUST gonna do tax evasion 8888/
I THINK I’VE WORKED MYSELF A LITTLE TOO HARD. I DON’T THINK FOURTEEN HOUR SHIFTS ARE ACTUALLY ANY FUCKING GOOD FOR ANYONE.
<Affĭrmătĭŏns fŏr tŏnĭght: I / ăm călm. Thĭs wăs / ă smăll ăccĭdĕnt whĭch / hărmĕd nŏthĭng. I ăm / săfĕ. Thĕrĕ ĭs nŏ / rĕăsŏn tŏ bĕ ăngry. / I wĭll nŏt cŭrsĕ / thĕ lădy thăt bŭmpĕd / ĭntŏ mĕ ănd căŭsĕd / mĕ tŏ drŏp my / cŏffĕĕ ănd pŭllă.>
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— #CheckpOint!! Have yOu stretched tOday? (◑.◑) Had sOme water? ShOuld yOu stand up fOr a few secOnds? The little things cOunt!! Take care Of yOurselves, hehe! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ —— (˘ ³˘)
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚That is a pusherbreaking statement, my friend. You must be weary from all your work! Perhaps an all expenses paid vacation may raise your spirits! Is there a place you would like to go in particular?
16 hours??? surely youre exaggerating mate??
is it really that inconven13nt? is it not easy?