Madeth Astrae
@adeptAdjutant
[S] Satire.] [A] All posts made off clock.]
[C] Celebratory post.] [H] Have not vaped in three wipes.] [L] Life is neverending circus of disappointment, but may no longer die of lung cancer. #substance]
[W] Would like to thank my lusus.] [MISC.] 🏆]
Cease ALL Casper-like activities.
[E] Existing included as "Casper-like" behavior ?]
That is a state of being, not a behavior.
[T] Thought this was my chance.] [MISC.] 😓]
[F] Fucking whatever, what is he going to do anyway. Kill me? Don't make me laugh.] [MISC.] 🙄]
HA·HA·OKAY VHY·DID·THE·CLVCKBEAST·CROSS·THE·ROAD (HINT:·I·AM·NOT·OBEYING·YOVR·COMMAND·THVS·MAKING·THIS·EXCHANGE·EXTRA·HVMOROVS)
[U] Unfortunately you have obeyed my command.] [M] My apologies.]
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < thought about doing something today. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < terrible idea. wont do that again.
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < @adeptAdjutant i know where you live.
[MISC.] ?????? IT WAS A SIMPLE REACTION??? [P] Please don't @ me????]
[J] Jesus fucking christ I'm sorry???]
[O] Oh. Yes.] [S] Shrimp taped inside of boss' computer shell have been removed.] [C] Could not risk their discovery.] [T] Two wipes. Smell was atrocious. Informed boss that I could not in fact smell anything.] [A] Apparently he believes that said smell was himself, as entire outer office has been filled with fine cloud of cologne for days.] [P] Possible lung damage?]
expensive or cheap cologne
you are so awesome man this rules proud of you perfect prank is the kind nobodie finds out about
Great Success. #positive
[A] Assuming expensive given his taste.] [H] However even fine cologne becomes horrific in huge quantity.]
[O] Ouch. Oof. My lungs.] [W] Will consider further actions.]
[B] But at what cost.] [MISC.] 🤔]
[I] I, too, am in this episode.]
[ADDENDUM: Blink and you will miss me. No lines.]
omg my favourite character appeared
[A] A pity, they never made any merch for me.] [MISC.] 😔]
[P] Personally, kind of miss that yellow king fellow.] [P] Please, end this world.] [F] For me only, I understand that most of you enjoy it here.]
[ADDENDUM: For legal reasons, this is a joke.]
he aint even react to mie posts aniemore its kinda sad miss that guie
[H] Hahaha !] [C] Cannot supersede current contract, best of luck next time.]
[H] How does one insist upon world destruction and then simply vanish ?] [M] Makes one wonder about their drive.]
[H] Had to patch boss in to conference call from hive.] [C] Cannot even respect my sick nights.] [I] If I can do my job from here, however, why do they make me go in ?]
♡⸝⸝ WE GO777777A KILL UR BOSS <3 ⸝⸝♤
[F] Fear this will do nothing as I will simply be shifted to another supervisor, however I do appreciate this sentiment.]
[A] At what point do you just give up on an insurmountable task and leave it to the next person ?] [B] Believe I may be "at the end of my rope".]
▲theres a next person and you havent dumped it on them?▼
[I] In my defence it is a very large burden and the "next person" may not yet be hatched.]
[H] Hahaha.] [T] This sucks, man.]
what's up office troll ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
[O] Oh, you know.] [H] Horrifying legal decisions being made without my consent, highbloods being highbloods, the unwavering weight of my ancestor's many crimes pressing down upon me.] [A] A typical Tuesday.]
yeah. yeah man fuck. raising a glass to you
[M] Much appreciated. Will imagine this in my head fondly.]
[A] Ah, don't feel good about that.] [L] Likely he has already forgotten.] [W] Would never say that I dislike the highest castes, however, they are far more stressful to speak to than my own.]
[ADDENDUM: He did not in fact forget.]
[R] Received paperwork today which exempts me from filling pails.] [S] Said paperwork also denotes me as legal property of firm.] [D] Drinking tonight in "celebration".]
[D] Delete this.]
[R] Refrain from publicly antagonizing me.]
Have I ever been known to do ſo? And here I was offering a toaſt in your honor!
[O] Of course.] [S] Should have thanked you.]
[MISC.] ...] [T] Thank you.]