Madeth Astrae
@adeptAdjutant
[S] Satire.] [A] All posts made off clock.]
[F] Finally time for Empire mandated 7 minute break.] [G] Going outside to touch grass.] [H] Hope no one abducts me and holds me for ransom.]
[GIVEN THAT YOU HAVE A #HITTR A##OUNT, THAT I$ HIGHLY PROBABLE]
[L] Loitering outside for an extra minute just in case some enterprising criminal needs a hostage.]
[B] Boss giving me dawn off next week.] [M] Mandatory single employee mixer to prevent loss of staff via drone obliteration.] [S] Shedding single tear.]
Maybe it won't be that bad? Mood: Doubtful The one at the hospital wasn't--the *worst* thing I've ever been to. Mood: Thoughtfully including personal tragedies to elevate statement.
[T] This is new development so no prior event to compare to.] [H] Hoping for good... Or at least decent outcome.] [W] Would still prefer to stay at hive...
[E] Empire mandated 7 minute break please help me.] [E] Empire mandated 7 minute break you are my only hope.] [O] Only six more hours...]
[|87 :: 7 m;nutes...7 m;nutes ;s all the emp;re can spare for you https://;.p;n;mg.com/736x/01/07/cb/0107cbbf031657ccbf40a26d6e04ecdb.jpg @globalSaturat;on
[P] Pulled from doc review to adjust boss' schedule as secretary quit.] [N] No more spreadsheets tonight and I might get out on time.] [A] Am I dreaming...?]
Wonderful! Always good to see someone escape the office on time. Mood: Sympathetic!
[N] Not holding my breath.] [B] But crossing my fingers... !]
Crossing my fingers for you too! Mood: Crossing them SO TIGHTLY.
[A] A personal plea to the businessmen and women of Alternia.] [S] Stop committing fraud.] [T] Tired of reviewing documents for this case.] [Y] You're guaranteed to win anyway due to blood status. My employer simply goes to court and announces you're a seadweller.] [T] The only one who suffers here is me. Reading your emails and reviewing your spreadsheets.]
[T] This case in particular has generated thousands of files which must be reviewed for relevance.] [E] Easy perhaps, but after spending 16 hours a night on them it becomes a slog.]
[T] Think at this point 'meaningful' work has become a pipe dream.] [W] Would give anything to never see a spreadsheet again.]
[T] Thank you for expediting my job.] [L] Legally required to encourage you to file paperwork.]
[F] For legal reasons this is a joke. [S] Sabotaging your case as we speak.
[S] Slept at work.] [A] Again.] [V] Vending machine empty.] [G] Going to die here.]
[B] Boss unhappy with length of my hair.] [H] Have not had time off in three perigees.] [H] Have also worked overtime for those perigees.]
[E] Extremely happy to fulfill my duties.] [J] Just wish he would shut the fuck up.]
Well. Alright, sometimes I do think they CAN get a bit yappy. Not mine though! Mine is great.
[T] Thank you for clarifying.] [A] As my boss does not have chittr account, I feel safe in making the very clear joke that I would deeply enjoy beating his head in with paperweight.] #violence