Madeth Astrae
@adeptAdjutant
[S] Satire.] [A] All posts made off clock.]
[C] Celebratory post.] [H] Have not vaped in three wipes.] [L] Life is neverending circus of disappointment, but may no longer die of lung cancer. #substance]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I'm proud of him too then. He better receive treats for his service.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
∞∞∞∞h y∞u wanna d∞ it again s∞ bad. #eyestrain https://cdn.imgchest.c∞m/files/ccf1254be908.jpeg
[F] Fucking whatever, what is he going to do anyway. Kill me? Don't make me laugh.] [MISC.] 🙄]
HA·HA·OKAY VHY·DID·THE·CLVCKBEAST·CROSS·THE·ROAD (HINT:·I·AM·NOT·OBEYING·YOVR·COMMAND·THVS·MAKING·THIS·EXCHANGE·EXTRA·HVMOROVS)
[U] Unfortunately you have obeyed my command.] [M] My apologies.]
[O] Oh. Yes.] [S] Shrimp taped inside of boss' computer shell have been removed.] [C] Could not risk their discovery.] [T] Two wipes. Smell was atrocious. Informed boss that I could not in fact smell anything.] [A] Apparently he believes that said smell was himself, as entire outer office has been filled with fine cloud of cologne for days.] [P] Possible lung damage?]
[A] Assuming expensive given his taste.] [H] However even fine cologne becomes horrific in huge quantity.]
[O] Ouch. Oof. My lungs.] [W] Will consider further actions.]
[I] I, too, am in this episode.]
[ADDENDUM: Blink and you will miss me. No lines.]
[O] Obligatory post to confirm my ongoing existence.]
[L] Looks at main feed.] [L] Looks away from main feed.]
[P] Personally, kind of miss that yellow king fellow.] [P] Please, end this world.] [F] For me only, I understand that most of you enjoy it here.]
[ADDENDUM: For legal reasons, this is a joke.]
[H] How does one insist upon world destruction and then simply vanish ?] [M] Makes one wonder about their drive.]
[H] Had to patch boss in to conference call from hive.] [C] Cannot even respect my sick nights.] [I] If I can do my job from here, however, why do they make me go in ?]
♡⸝⸝ WE GO777777A KILL UR BOSS <3 ⸝⸝♤
[F] Fear this will do nothing as I will simply be shifted to another supervisor, however I do appreciate this sentiment.]
♡⸝⸝ KEEP KILLIN EM 777IL ONE OF 777HEM AIN777 SUCK SO BAD ⸝⸝♤
[A] At what point do you just give up on an insurmountable task and leave it to the next person ?] [B] Believe I may be "at the end of my rope".]
▲theres a next person and you havent dumped it on them?▼
[I] In my defence it is a very large burden and the "next person" may not yet be hatched.]
[S] Sick night.] [D] Don't have any in reserve, but who even cares.]
[A] At the point in my life where the best feeling in the world is someone actually using my name hahaha #substance]
[S] Spent bus money at the bar walkin back hive hahaha #substance]
[w] what if I just gave up entirely for real this time ??] [h] hahaha ahaha ahaha #substance]
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Please do not give up hope, my friend! There will always be people who are willing to support you through your struggles!
[u] uuuuuuuuugh mizstake]
[F] Free from work, directly to bar.]
[H] Hahaha.] [T] This sucks, man.]
[O] Oh, you know.] [H] Horrifying legal decisions being made without my consent, highbloods being highbloods, the unwavering weight of my ancestor's many crimes pressing down upon me.] [A] A typical Tuesday.]
[A] Ah, don't feel good about that.] [L] Likely he has already forgotten.] [W] Would never say that I dislike the highest castes, however, they are far more stressful to speak to than my own.]
[R] Received paperwork today which exempts me from filling pails.] [S] Said paperwork also denotes me as legal property of firm.] [D] Drinking tonight in "celebration".]
[V] Very true, simply feel some amount of guilt for complaining when my life is comparatively not as full of horrors.]
Have I ever been known to do ſo? And here I was offering a toaſt in your honor!
[P] Permission to be pathetic on main ?]
[A] Absolutely need an outlet outside this website.]