Jamie
@sisypheanStarsight
He/him. Clearly you don't own an air fryer. (OOC account is cloudbatCave!)
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐“Would you kill your matesprit” if you’d kill any of your quadrants for any reason, especially something as petty as money, you don’t deserve them.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I do love prodding teals, it’s a weakness. My kismesis is one, after all, though he’s not exactly a typical teal. He’s an ink maker.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[MISC.] 🥺] [W] Will enable you to prod literally any other teal, thank you.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh look at your sad, sad emoji, I’m almost convinced. Make more sad faces for me, perhaps I shall be swayed.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[MISC.] 🥺😢😭🫣😓] [MISC.] (◞‸◟；)] [MISC.] ( ;´ - `;)] [MISC.] (ᵒ̴̶̷᷄﹏ᵒ̴̶̷᷅)]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐What an excellent selection! All right, you have earned a reprieve.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[M] My most sincere gratitude !]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐No one tell them there’s two castes of seadwellers anyway. Three if we count cuspblood purples who have gills and/or fins.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You may call me casteist for not wanting to be attracted to seadwellers, and I will tell you that to many I am considered cullbait who shouldn’t live, so it is something I generally try to avoid out of loving myself (and being taken anyway).⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I can’t even find that attractive. Thank god, really, I was starting to worry I was finding too many seadwellers appealing. No, there is such a thing as too much muscle and worrying dehydration, and I just witnessed it.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Generic pickup lines are dull. What was a line that you know flustered YOUR quadrant and why?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
"would you like to mangle my wretched organ"
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You know, I’m not sure if you’re taking the piss, but points for creativity regardless.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
oh no im fully serious. i wasnt really aware of how humans flirt at the time and assumed that it was descriptive enough to get my point across
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Ha! Fair enough, I suppose, it does not lack for imagery.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Sometimes I wonder why I only like men. My matesprit is so dense. But he is also so handsome and charming, so I forgive him. My kismesis is obnoxious but unfortunately also handsome.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I may not be a celebrity, but with three celebrity quads, I certainly sympathize with the nonsense some of them go through.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You’re very privileged in some ways and quite disadvantaged in others, anyone of intelligence can see that.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Standards have dropped. Promiscuity used to have to be proved on more than just vibes. Why, /I/ used to get called a slut, and truly I wish I’d ever been one. But I cannot complain, with four quadrants to my name now.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Also the two I know are real won’t even give me the time of night. Very rude.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I doubt all the entities on here are who they claim to be, but it boggles the mind that even a few are real and faffing about on Chittr with the rest of us. Bit of a letdown, really.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<Wŏŭld yŏŭ răthĕr thĕy / bĕ dŏĭng mŏrĕ fŭckĕry / thăn thĭs?>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐SIGH. I suppose you are right. Still, I have no idea how you got yours to be so tame.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<Pĕrhăps spĕăkĭng tŏ ănŏthĕr / săpĭĕnt bĕĭng lĭkĕ thĕy'rĕ / căpăblĕ ŏf thŏŭghts, fĕĕlĭngs / ănd ŏpĭnĭŏns wŏŭld hĕlp. / I dŏn't ŏwn hĕr.>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I tell my kismesis he’s stupid too but usually with the intent of getting him to put his hands on me. Nuance as per always. #suggestive⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐My moirallegiance involves lovingly telling him he’s stupid as he looks at me with his beautiful teal-blue eyes that at most times have about three thoughts and nine worries.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I’m shocked that that creature seems to be on friendly terms with various people, but I’m even more amused that its twin is. She who has almost no social skills? How’d she pull that one off. #vaguepost⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Can you really call yourself a deviant if you think you’re risqué for sleeping with a human or being into BDSM? Mainstream, by this point. #nsfw⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐So much blood talk. Are there a bunch of rainbowdrinker novel fans here, or…?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<Dŏn't yŏŭ knŏw thăt / trŏll Twĭlĭght ĭs ă / bĕlŏvĕd bŏŏk fŏr thĕ / măssĕs ănd ĕvĕryŏnĕ hĕrĕ / ĭs ă frĕăk?>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Please, Troll Twilight is so five sweeps ago. And people here often aren’t nearly as much of deviants as they posture about being.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<It măy bĕ fĭvĕ / swĕĕps ăgŏ, bŭt I / căn't săy whăt thĕy'rĕ / rĕădĭng nŏw ĭs ăny / bĕttĕr. And ŏk, nŏt / *ĕvĕryŏnĕ* ĭs. Bŭt yŏŭ / tăkĕ ŏnĕ lŏŏk ăt / thĕ fĕĕd ănd tĕll / mĕ thăt thĕrĕ ărĕn't / dĕvĭănts hĕrĕ.>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Quite a few are rather weak-willed, though, yearning this and yearning that. Rather takes the punch out of it.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<It ĭs prĕtty tămĕ, / I'll ăgrĕĕ. #yĕărnĭng fŏr / thĕ nĭght whĕn sŏmĕŏnĕ'll / stĭck tŏ thĕĭr gŭns / ăbŏŭt bĕĭng ă pĕrvĕrt. / Yŏŭ'll gĕt mădĕ fŭn / ŏf? Trĭtĕ ĕxcŭsĕ.>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐/I/ only can’t mouth off because it might get back to my far more well known quadrants, so I am stuck in my cage. A tragedy.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I’m happily taken, mind you. I just think it is wretchedly cruel that I should be treated to a glorious sight and remember it belongs to someone who would label me “cullbait” at first glance.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It’s completely unfair that clowns can be hot. This should be banned.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐As someone with full quads privilege I look upon the pathetic single denizens of this site with patrician sympathy as I contemplate how bad of an idea a matchmaking service would be.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐A truly kawaii soul does not need to desperately beg for such a quality to be affirmed.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★