Jamie
@sisypheanStarsight
He/him. Clearly you don't own an air fryer. (OOC account is cloudbatCave!)
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I may not be a celebrity, but with three celebrity quads, I certainly sympathize with the nonsense some of them go through.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
● i hate to act like it's a hard job, i know i'm insanely privileged, but . . . it is an interesting one . ☽
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You’re very privileged in some ways and quite disadvantaged in others, anyone of intelligence can see that.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Standards have dropped. Promiscuity used to have to be proved on more than just vibes. Why, /I/ used to get called a slut, and truly I wish I’d ever been one. But I cannot complain, with four quadrants to my name now.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Also the two I know are real won’t even give me the time of night. Very rude.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I doubt all the entities on here are who they claim to be, but it boggles the mind that even a few are real and faffing about on Chittr with the rest of us. Bit of a letdown, really.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<Wŏŭld yŏŭ răthĕr thĕy / bĕ dŏĭng mŏrĕ fŭckĕry / thăn thĭs?>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐SIGH. I suppose you are right. Still, I have no idea how you got yours to be so tame.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<Pĕrhăps spĕăkĭng tŏ ănŏthĕr / săpĭĕnt bĕĭng lĭkĕ thĕy'rĕ / căpăblĕ ŏf thŏŭghts, fĕĕlĭngs / ănd ŏpĭnĭŏns wŏŭld hĕlp. / I dŏn't ŏwn hĕr.>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I tell my kismesis he’s stupid too but usually with the intent of getting him to put his hands on me. Nuance as per always. #suggestive⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐My moirallegiance involves lovingly telling him he’s stupid as he looks at me with his beautiful teal-blue eyes that at most times have about three thoughts and nine worries.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I’m shocked that that creature seems to be on friendly terms with various people, but I’m even more amused that its twin is. She who has almost no social skills? How’d she pull that one off. #vaguepost⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Can you really call yourself a deviant if you think you’re risqué for sleeping with a human or being into BDSM? Mainstream, by this point. #nsfw⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐So much blood talk. Are there a bunch of rainbowdrinker novel fans here, or…?⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<Dŏn't yŏŭ knŏw thăt / trŏll Twĭlĭght ĭs ă / bĕlŏvĕd bŏŏk fŏr thĕ / măssĕs ănd ĕvĕryŏnĕ hĕrĕ / ĭs ă frĕăk?>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Please, Troll Twilight is so five sweeps ago. And people here often aren’t nearly as much of deviants as they posture about being.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<It măy bĕ fĭvĕ / swĕĕps ăgŏ, bŭt I / căn't săy whăt thĕy'rĕ / rĕădĭng nŏw ĭs ăny / bĕttĕr. And ŏk, nŏt / *ĕvĕryŏnĕ* ĭs. Bŭt yŏŭ / tăkĕ ŏnĕ lŏŏk ăt / thĕ fĕĕd ănd tĕll / mĕ thăt thĕrĕ ărĕn't / dĕvĭănts hĕrĕ.>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Quite a few are rather weak-willed, though, yearning this and yearning that. Rather takes the punch out of it.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<It ĭs prĕtty tămĕ, / I'll ăgrĕĕ. #yĕărnĭng fŏr / thĕ nĭght whĕn sŏmĕŏnĕ'll / stĭck tŏ thĕĭr gŭns / ăbŏŭt bĕĭng ă pĕrvĕrt. / Yŏŭ'll gĕt mădĕ fŭn / ŏf? Trĭtĕ ĕxcŭsĕ.>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐/I/ only can’t mouth off because it might get back to my far more well known quadrants, so I am stuck in my cage. A tragedy.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I’m happily taken, mind you. I just think it is wretchedly cruel that I should be treated to a glorious sight and remember it belongs to someone who would label me “cullbait” at first glance.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It’s completely unfair that clowns can be hot. This should be banned.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐As someone with full quads privilege I look upon the pathetic single denizens of this site with patrician sympathy as I contemplate how bad of an idea a matchmaking service would be.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐A truly kawaii soul does not need to desperately beg for such a quality to be affirmed.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐A bit funny to see that duo on this site. But I suppose even cosmic beings enjoy being online. #vagueposting⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Any rainbowdrinker who wants to bite me better earn it. I doubt I’d taste good anyway, with the medication in my blood.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It will not stop bloody raining, I feel like I’m back in Eire. It’s the hot season in my hemisphere! In my entirely non-Eirish islands where I currently reside! Yet it does. Not. Cease. Soon I will sprout fins and become a mutant seadweller, which will be the end of it all.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It would be horrible. Fins would not suit my face at ALL. At ALL!! I would become a fashion disaster!!!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐My good violet, I would be a terrible seadweller. I’m not a good swimmer. I get cold VERY easily. I don’t like seaweed. And most importantly of all, my lusus is a bird and he cannot swim either.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐What is life without a good laugh or two? Absolutely dull, that’s what.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐The real question is which aliens on here are the hottest overall. No wrong answers, though, beauty is subjective and all that. This is more of a discussion question.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Why would you ever pit moirails yuri and yaoi against each other. They’re holding hands. They’re cuddling tenderly. They are equals in this beautiful world.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
THIS IS A NICE. this is a nice. THIS IS A NICE POST. this is a nice post. I LIKE THIS THOUGHT. i like this thought.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I am happy to bless Chittr with my wisdom when my busy schedule permits.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
.THIS IS A BITCh .this is a bitcH .THIS IS A BITCH POSt .this is a bitch posT .THIS THOUGHT IS STUPId .this thought is stupiD .they should fighT .it is homosexual waR
IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY. im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐If I want to see a pointless homosexual war I just scroll Chittr for a few minutes and my quota is easily fulfilled.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh honey I don’t care if anyone’s better than me by your metric, as you are clearly a ragebaiting goof.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐How wistfully I wish I could join the ranks of the thirst posters. But sadly for the sake of my quadrants’ reputations I must abstain. A shame when there are several attractive men on here who deserve compliments.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐https://64.media.tumblr.com/9839bb95143b31a211137b28634e6d44/44995967769c8a75-18/s1280x1920/74a09d453ff25b1c5f9c57a86ba058c04c511726.png A rendition I had my kismesis make of a touching moment with my moirail, who is deeply stupid sometimes. But I adore him regardless.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
