Jamie
@sisypheanStarsight
He/him. Clearly you don't own an air fryer. (OOC account is cloudbatCave!)
~~~~~~~~ One of my favourite artifacts recovered during the last week. The leaves are sheets of mother-of-pearl, they are bound together with iron, and they are enclosed in silver. The inscription within the leaves tells a rather old tale in verse; an early version of the fable that became known as 'The Bark-Growth Maiden'. The passage shown in the photo is a verse placed repeatedly throughout the tale. It reads as follows, translated from Old Alternian and phrased in a more modern parlance: 'See me now; a ray of light in the moondance See me now; I cannot leave this place Hear me now; a strain of song in the forest Don't ask me to follow where you lead Follow where you lead' [voraciousTreasure [VT] has uploaded a photo!] [A photo was uploaded. It shows a 'book' made of mother of pearl, a curling script engraved upon each piece. If one knew Old Alternian, they would see that The Physalia's translation is very accurate, if adjusted a little to allow a layer of poetry when read in Modern Alternian. A row of holes along the inside edge allow for the pages to be held together via a series of metal rings, and the edges of a silver front and back can be seen. The artifact is completely clean, placed against a wooden plank torn from a ship.]
Had ╪o warn off ano╪her would-be "urbex" explorer. I╪'s a god da/\/\n hive in ╪he /\/\iddle of nowhere ╪ha╪ is OBVIOUSLY conde/\/\ned for good reason. So/\/\e people jus╪ wan╪ ╪o ge╪ eviscera╪ed wi╪hou╪ ╪heir cus╪odian ╪here ╪o s╪op ╪he/\/\.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Some people are like the majestic lemming, forever flinging themself headlong into danger.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[H] Hm.] [N] Never actually met a seadweller, in person.] [I] Intimidating.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh, a few of them can be charming. My auspicitice is one and she’s a delight. Though cautious is often best exercised, it’s true.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[I] I'll keep this in mind !] [D] Doubt I'll have much need to, though. My district is very midblood heavy.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Fair enough. Plenty of places never or rarely see anyone above blue.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I may not be a celebrity, but with three celebrity quads, I certainly sympathize with the nonsense some of them go through.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
● i hate to act like it's a hard job, i know i'm insanely privileged, but . . . it is an interesting one . ☽
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You’re very privileged in some ways and quite disadvantaged in others, anyone of intelligence can see that.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
● . . . ☽ ● i do love and appreciate all of my fans ! ! ! their support means absolutely everything to me ! ☽ ● i just wish that they would stop sending me letters written in blood . . . ☽
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Disgusting. My deepest condolences that your fans do not have better taste.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
lest anypuppy forget that for every time I talk a8out yaoi, yuri is equally applica8le. you cannot forget the yin to yaoi's yang. they are insepara8le. I just love men
[I] I am being so incredibly serious right now as I ask] [D] Do] [D] Do I actually come across as promiscuous ???] [MISC.] 😰 #suggestive]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐No. You come across as tired and stressed. I’ve no idea where people are getting this from.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[A] Appreciate this.] [MISC.] 😰] [W] Would like to know where the allegations stem from but suppose there's no understanding...]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Because some people think anyone trapped in a position where they must submit to enforced demands on them must of COURSE also be frothing to submit to others’ sexual desires as a form of stress relief or because they don’t have anything else going for them. Does that happen? Yes. Is it anyone’s business if it does? No. Does it matter? Not really. Even if you were promiscuous, who cares.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[MISC.] ...] [I] I know I am a living stereotype. I do.] [B] But seeing a teal who is not chained to a terrible office job is so bizarre to me, feel I may be seeing things.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You don’t get out much, do you, poor thing? My kismesis is teal and technically has an office job, but it’s not terrible and has a significant non-office portion too. There IS hope.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[S] Suppose "salaryman" is not an exact title.] [S] Sounds better than "indentured-servant-man".] [MISC.] "Property-of-[REDACTED FIRM NAME]-man."] [H] Hahahahahahaha.] [I] I am severely depressed.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Perhaps the wondrous invention known as medication can assist you.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I doubt all the entities on here are who they claim to be, but it boggles the mind that even a few are real and faffing about on Chittr with the rest of us. Bit of a letdown, really.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
<Wŏŭld yŏŭ răthĕr thĕy / bĕ dŏĭng mŏrĕ fŭckĕry / thăn thĭs?>
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐SIGH. I suppose you are right. Still, I have no idea how you got yours to be so tame.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
A full fucking sweep and I can s╪ill feel every /\/\uscle screa/\/\ing when I dare ╪ake ╪he s╪airs a li╪╪le ╪oo quickly. If I didn'╪ know be╪╪er, I'd call P╪ a ╪o╪al sca/\/\.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐PT is a miserable torture designed by sadists. Unfortunately it’s still better than the alternative.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[N] Not to be too personal on main.] [A] And for no reasons in particular.] [I] I'm a little worried about being a slut. #nsfw]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐A slut is a respectable thing to be!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[I] I've heard conflicting reports.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Jealous, sad individuals who have nothing better to do than be petty about others' sex lives. Pathetic of them.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
(###)Hello_I_was_told_by_my_associate_that_I_should_be_more_social_so_I_made_this_account._I_do_not_understand_why_being_more_social_is_needed_but_they_say_it_is_weird_that_I_am_not._So_here_is_a_picture_of_what_I_found_last_night._I_am_told_people_like_pictures._I_hope_it_works,_I_am_not_proficient_with_this_technology_at_this_time._Also_I_am_told_this_should_be_marked_appropriately._#horror_https://ibb.co/YT1BYJcM(###)
(###)No_it_was_a_creature._It_initiated_hostile_contact_but_I_have_since_eliminated_it._I_could_not_take_a_picture_afterwards_because_of_the_smoke.(###)
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Pfft. I see. Well, I’m glad it won’t grab someone, or whatever it was trying to do.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
Your heigh╪ is an arbi╪rary /\/\easure/\/\en╪ which influences wha╪ ou╪fi╪s you need ╪ailored. Please, consider dona╪ing your was╪ed organs ╪o /\/\edical science if i╪ /\/\eans any╪hing fur╪her ╪o you ╪han ╪ha╪.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It happens every other week with this bunch. Like a bizarrely mundane and petty time loop.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
Every nigh╪ we find ╪he bar ge╪s ever lower for /\/\y expec╪a╪ions of people.