Jamie
@sisypheanStarsight
He/him. Clearly you don't own an air fryer. (OOC account is cloudbatCave!)
[MISC.] ... Think they forgot I'm back in the dungeon.] [T] They turned out all the lights.] [MISC.] ]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐This is why we were blessed with phone flashlights.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[MISC.] ... Oh.] [U] Uhm.] [A] Am under internal investigation.] [H] Hahaha. Haha.] [A] Am I in danger ?]
[A] Apparently they are looking over case files I was responsible for to be sure I did not sabotage my boss' case.] [MISC.] 🙃]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I wouldn't worry too much, that's almost impossible to prove and you're the same caste he is, so they can't act like it was lowerblooded jealousy or whatever such rubbish.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[O] Oh. Uh. Don't have to worry about that date with boss anymore.] [E] Eaten by His Honorable Tyranny.] [B] Back to doc review dungeon for the foreseeable future. Will miss freedom of secretarial duty but also.] [L] LOL.] [L] LMAO, perhaps.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I’m so happy for you, Astrae. Nodding sagaciously and then laughing uproariously.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[T] Thank you, thank you.] [C] Cannot feel much if any sympathy as he was a terrible man and a worse legislacerator.] [S] Skill issue, I think the wrigglers would call it...] [MISC.] 🙂↕️]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Why should you feel any. I’d have worked out an excuse to cull him or get him culled sweeps ago if I’d been you.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
im learning more about troll culture than i ever wanted to know
[T] Think it would be actually very hip and cool for people to stop calling me a whore, slut, etc.] [MISC.] ] [G] Genuinely not sure what about me radiates a desire to be called names. #suggestive]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐People forget being a slut takes energy, which you don’t have.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[W] Would pin this to profile if possible.]
[O] Oh hey.] [B] Building next door is on fire.] [G] God why not here...] #yearning
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Smoke inhalation is a terribly undignified way to die, you can do better.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[W] Was hoping for 'burning upon a pyre of redundant documents', but suppose it really is the smoke that would get me first.] [S] Sigh.]
[I] If I hit 10k kult they'll take me out behind the office and shoot me.] [MISC.] 😌]
[D] Don't put that evil on me.]
[A] Are all highbloods fucking terrifying or do I just have abysmal luck ?] [P] Possibly both ?]
[D] Difference between bucket of genetic material and legislacerator ?] [B] Bucket of genetic material has a chance at becoming a troll. #nsfw]
[L] Let me have this.] [I] I am very tired.]
[D] Difference between dead skunk in road and dead legislacerator in road ?] [T] There are skid marks in front of skunk.] [MISC.] 🥁]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐A single like for the jester who has earned his freedom from torment.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[T] Thank you. Will be here all day.] [L] Literally.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐No respect for my brilliant ideas, I see that mediate. Woe and shame.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[S] Sincere apologies, simply think that jingly hat may not be workplace appropriate attire !]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Your boss probably is that boring. A shame. I hope ants infest his shoes.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I do love prodding teals, it’s a weakness. My kismesis is one, after all, though he’s not exactly a typical teal. He’s an ink maker.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[MISC.] 🥺] [W] Will enable you to prod literally any other teal, thank you.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh look at your sad, sad emoji, I’m almost convinced. Make more sad faces for me, perhaps I shall be swayed.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[MISC.] 🥺😢😭🫣😓] [MISC.] (◞‸◟；)] [MISC.] ( ;´ - `;)] [MISC.] (ᵒ̴̶̷᷄﹏ᵒ̴̶̷᷅)]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐What an excellent selection! All right, you have earned a reprieve.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
[B] Being possessed is all well and good until it is legally binding.] [D] Do not fetishize this on my post or I will become irate.]
I'm shaking y∞ur encl∞sure s∞ hard y∞u crack y∞ur head against the glass and get a c∞ncussi∞n. 😌✨
[D] Do you not have books to read.] [H] Hobbies.] [F] Friends.]
D∞n't pity me y∞u little bitch. 💙✨ D∞ s∞mething pathetic f∞r my amusement. 🙄
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You’re both pathetic in different ways and it’s very amusing.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
lma∞ excuse the abs∞lute fuck ∞ut ∞f y∞u. 💅✨ never been pathetic in my life. x∞x∞
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You’re prodding a man on the internet to dance for your amusement and have failed at it. Really, who taught you how to bully someone? You could be getting such better reactions out of him.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
B∞∞, I hardly tried. 😒 It's way m∞re fun t∞ watch ∞ther pe∞ple d∞ it anyway ~~
[A] Ah. I may possibly agree, but please don't give him ideas.] [MISC.] ]