Jamie
@sisypheanStarsight
He/him. Clearly you don't own an air fryer. (OOC account is cloudbatCave!)
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It will not stop bloody raining, I feel like I’m back in Eire. It’s the hot season in my hemisphere! In my entirely non-Eirish islands where I currently reside! Yet it does. Not. Cease. Soon I will sprout fins and become a mutant seadweller, which will be the end of it all.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐It would be horrible. Fins would not suit my face at ALL. At ALL!! I would become a fashion disaster!!!⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐My good violet, I would be a terrible seadweller. I’m not a good swimmer. I get cold VERY easily. I don’t like seaweed. And most importantly of all, my lusus is a bird and he cannot swim either.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐What is life without a good laugh or two? Absolutely dull, that’s what.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
ii tthhiinnffbb tthhee wwoorrsstt tthhiinngg aabboottuu tthhee aacccciiddeenntt wwaass tthheeff aacctt tthhaatt mmyy bboossss wwiittnneesssseedd iitt ii ddiissttiinnccttll yy rreemmeemmbbeerr tthhee ssoouunndd ooff hhiiss vvooiiccee bbeettwweeeenn tthhee ddiizzzzyyiiggnn ccaaccoopphhoonn,yy ooff tthhee rreesstt ooff tthhee eevveenntt , hhee ssaaiidd, "DID ANYONE ELSE JUST SEE MERGAL BOUNCE OFF THE PAVEMENT SIX TO EIGHT TIMES?" tthhaatt , wwaass tthhee oonnllyy tthhiiggnn ii rreemmeennmmbbeerr, ffrroomm tthhee eevveenntt, aanndd ii wwiill ccaarrrr,yy tthhaa tt hhuummiillii,aattiioonn ffoorreevveerr, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh, I don’t mean in any sense of it being your fault. It wasn’t. Just that it’s the sort of drearily ridiculous situation that would happen to you.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐If anything the buggy driver owes you an apology, though I imagine you’ll never get it.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
hhffff iittbbss ookkaayygg ii wwaassnntt ppaayyiinngg eennoouugghh aatttteennttiioo nn, ii sshhoouulldd bbee ssoorryy ffoorr mmaakkiinngg tthheeiirr ddaayy ddiiffiiffccuulltt, aanndd ffoorr nnoott bbeeiinngg aabbllee ttoo ccoomm ee iinnttoo wwoorr kk ffoorr aa ccoouuppll,ee wweeeekkss, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ddoonntt kknnoo,ww ii ggoott ppuunntteedd aallll tthhee wwaayy ttoo tthhee nnee,xxtt ssttoopplliigghh tt aanndd ddoonntt rreemmbbeebbmmrr mmuucchh eellssee, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Then I doubt you impacted their night in any significant way. Sorry to say. On the upside it means you owe them nothing.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
mmyy rriibbss hhuurrtt bbuutt aatt lleeaasstt ii aamm wwoorrkkiinngg (;´V`;) -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii ggoott hhiitt bbyy aa vveerryy ,rraappiiddllyy mmoovviinn,gg vveehhiiccllee rriigghhtt oouuttssiidd ee ooff mmyy ooffffiiccee bbuuiillddiinngg aa ccoouuppllee wweeeekkss, aaggoo, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
ii nneeeedd ttoo, bbee oonnlliinnee mmoorr,ee bbuutt, uugghhmmmmmmmm, mmyy wwoorrkk aanndd, mmyy rreeqquueesstt ss,, uussuuaallllyy, kkeeeepp mmee bbuussyy,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Do tell, aside from providing the pleasure of your company, why specifically do you need to be online.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
kookaburra sits in the old gumtree, merry merry king of the bush is he. laugh kookaburra laugh, how gay your life must be
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Imagine I am laughing loudly just as my lusus would, as nature intended.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Why would you ever pit moirails yuri and yaoi against each other. They’re holding hands. They’re cuddling tenderly. They are equals in this beautiful world.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
THIS IS A NICE. this is a nice. THIS IS A NICE POST. this is a nice post. I LIKE THIS THOUGHT. i like this thought.
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐I am happy to bless Chittr with my wisdom when my busy schedule permits.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
.THIS IS A BITCh .this is a bitcH .THIS IS A BITCH POSt .this is a bitch posT .THIS THOUGHT IS STUPId .this thought is stupiD .they should fighT .it is homosexual waR
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐If I want to see a pointless homosexual war I just scroll Chittr for a few minutes and my quota is easily fulfilled.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
.you admit the majority of chittr is better than you theN
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Oh honey I don’t care if anyone’s better than me by your metric, as you are clearly a ragebaiting goof.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★