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@bleakBleater

Ɏ plea-a-ase be nicies 2 me Ɏ Ɏ he/they | LA-A-ARPG enjoyer | highblood helper | plush collector | norma-a-al Ɏ Ɏ if lost plea-a-ase return to @lethargicMechanist ♦Ɏ Ɏ icon by @twistedComedy Ɏ

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ i should proba-a-ably ma-a-ake one of these i guess so longpost i recommend de-quirking: i'm va-a-aleri la-a-avend (pls don't doxx me), he/they, 10 & some sweeps old. norma-a-al rustblood definitely without muta-a-ations (ok YES sometimes i ca-a-an move stuff with my thinkpa-a-an but it's difficult & stressful & i suck so it doesnt ma-a-atter), i mostly just do wha-a-atever the highbloods in my zone tell me to (think they refer to it a-a-as being one's a-a-assista-a-ant / ma-a-aid or w/e) but in my own time i ma-a-ake like herba-a-al remedies & poultices & such (i get hurt a-a-a lot) & keep a-a-a modest herd of blea-a-atbea-a-asts (one of the rea-a-asons i get hurt) though mostly they keep themselves i collect plushies (if you possess the limited edition lusus-colour sca-a-alema-a-ate pls dm me) & da-a-abble in critter-keeping ga-a-ames & some of the less extreme RP systems (I ma-a-ain support roles (i'm not a-a-a sissy i just prefer not being in the frontlines)) i suffer from terrible nightma-a-ares so i'm tired forever so i'm sorry if i come off weird or not-right i promise i'm norma-a-al. my biggest fea-a-ar is proba-a-ably ca-a-ata-a-aclysmic world-ending events involving meteors, or possibly spiders. or being culled but tha-a-at's norma-a-al to fea-a-ar i think qua-a-adra-a-ant-wise i'm pretty open right now & in genera-a-al (not good with commitments sorry), like both ma-a-asc & fem presenting trolls especia-a-ally if they're bigger, older, confident, pushy (don't judge me, opposites a-a-attra-a-act) mostly i just desire to chill so plea-a-ase be nice to me #intro #photo #suggestive https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/va-a-alselfie.png Ɏ

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ va-a-aleri century of humilia-a-ation Ɏ

Kult: +14
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Total: 19
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@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲yeah makes sense▼

Kull: +2
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ so wha-a-at if it's ba-a-ad a-a-and sca-a-ary sometimes. it will get better. ma-a-aybe it'll even be bea-a-autiful Ɏ

Kult: +30
Kull: +10
Total: 40
Ratio: 3.00
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H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
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throuugh ravennouus sorrow, i will finnd peace
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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

it will always get better.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

[[_it_gets_a_lot_better_for_me_when_the_bad_and_scary_results_in_a_customer._]]

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ just remember no ma-a-atter wha-a-at: do not let it linger #va-a-aleriWidsoms Ɏ

Kult: +15
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Total: 30
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

dO nOt lEt... dO nOt lEt whAt lIngEr?

Kult: +2
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ it. Ɏ

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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

whAt

Kull: +2
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ a-a-anytime i get sca-a-ared i ca-a-an ta-a-ake comfort in knowing tha-a-at it would be so much sca-a-arier if it wa-a-as freddy fivebea-a-ar Ɏ

Kult: +34
Kull: +10
Total: 44
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H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇
T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.
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throuugh ravennouus sorrow, i will finnd peace
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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

telepathic huug f0r y0uu every time y0uure frightenned.

Kult: +5
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ tha-a-anking you muchly Ɏ

Kult: +5
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ sometimes it feels like my hive is my whole world Ɏ

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ va-a-aleri's inesca-a-apa-a-able ha-a-abit of lea-a-aving things lying a-a-around such tha-a-at he trips over them consta-a-antly #va-a-aleriFoolishness Ɏ

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ va-a-aleri success moment. the da-a-ay of reckoning ha-a-as been pushed ba-a-ack yet a-a-aga-a-ain. Ɏ

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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BIOHAZARD!
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@mandatoryDrowning[MD]

∻NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE∻

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

YES!!!! YES!!!!!!!

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ A-A-AA-A-AA-A-AUUUUHHHHH Ɏ

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ shock me like electric eel Ɏ

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

Umm.. Why?

Kull: +2
Total: 2

cAuSe i𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌uRnS Me 𖦹N Wi𝇋|𝇌h i𝇋|𝇌s eLeC𝇋|𝇌RiC FeEl

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

i can have a little Barbecue Bacon Burger as a treat

Kult: +30
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ va-a-aleri visits ma-a-any pla-a-aces tha-a-at don't exist Ɏ

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ we're so ba-a-ack va-a-aleribros Ɏ

Kult: +15
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ the situa-a-ation is not developing to va-a-aleri's fa-a-avour #a-a-aa-a-aua-a-auuuggh Ɏ

Kult: +18
Kull: +10
Total: 28
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@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

what ails you

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ too much ca-a-affeine (va-a-aleri needs ca-a-affeine to do things) Ɏ

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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go my davelings.
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vwanna listen to my demos?
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@chaoticLeader[CL]

lowkey i wish i was a plushie so i could be takn anywhere and cuddled to sleep

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ i'm a-a-alwa-a-ays thinking 2 much or not thinking enough Ɏ Ɏ or not thinking a-a-at a-a-all Ɏ

Kult: +5
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ va-a-aleri hit the woa-a-ah Ɏ

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ being mutua-a-als isn't enough we need a-a-a friend list Ɏ Ɏ a-a-and a-a-a foes list too of course #nua-a-ance Ɏ

Kult: +37
Total: 37
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first guardian
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genesis
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@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

put a picture of yourself down in the comments i will draw you

Kult: +125
Kull: +45
Total: 170
Ratio: 2.78
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ va-a-aleri picture Ɏ

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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@isYou[IY]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/omniversal-battlefield/images/d/d7/BABA_IS_SPRITE.gif

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
@arousedDelivery[AD]

What a cute ☘︎pp☘︎rtunity!! Et v☘︎ila!

Kult: +30
Total: 30
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This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
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This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/989acae5d68a.png

Kult: +17
Total: 17
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Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
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Bad Squishy!
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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ i just like sharing this image every xhanxe i xan ‎

Kult: +20
Total: 20
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@neonAllnight[NA]

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@neonAllnight[NA]

oh yeah there's also this pic // credits to Nyx

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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🌹/🥀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃
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@charmeuseCaressing[CC]

😁😁😁 ok ok ok, i am #INVESTED bestie!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.

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CEO OF SEX
LEGALIZED SEX MARRIAGE. AND OuT OF MARRIAGE. REALLY. ALL SEX.
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@caliBorn[CB]

IMPRESS ME.

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ she a-a-accelera-a-ated ba-a-ackhop on it a-a-at world record pa-a-ace #nsfw Ɏ

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ it's va-a-aleri viewsda-a-ay Ɏ

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@aromaticCamellia[AC]

:33 < my horns are good for offense and defense :33 < they're also good for scitches and holding and grabbing and pulling...

Kult: +67
Kull: +50
Total: 117
Ratio: 1.34
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@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

my horns are cumbersome i cant wear cool hats

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@aromaticCamellia[AC]

:33 < find a troll etsy shop :33 < you'll get the goods

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@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

i could just conjure one... but thats not as fun maybe you can show me around "troll etsy" because im not a troll

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@aromaticCamellia[AC]

1! meow!! 1! it's a craft website 11 you just gotta find a creator who designs for trolls :33 < that'll get you the kind of hats you n33d

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@naknakGodhead[NG]

if i need someone attacked with horns can i rely on you

Kult: +5
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@aromaticCamellia[AC]

:33 < i furcked up my quirk on almost every line what gives

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@aromaticCamellia[AC]

:33 < yes

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@gallowsChamaleon[GC]

YOU C4NT W34R H4TS C4US3 UR COOL 3NOUGH W1THOUT TH3M >:]

Kult: +12
Total: 12
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@aberrantlyCapricious[AC]

aww thank you

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@naknakGodhead[NG]

thanks!

Kult: +5
Total: 5