Valeri Lavend
@bleakBleater
Ɏ plea-a-ase be nicies 2 me Ɏ Ɏ he/they | qua-a-adrant-curious | highblood helper | plush collector | norma-a-al | herba-a-alist Ɏ Ɏ if lost plea-a-ase return to @lethargicMechanist ♦Ɏ
Ɏ i should proba-a-ably ma-a-ake one of these i guess so longpost i recommend de-quirking: i'm va-a-aleri la-a-avend (pls don't doxx me), he/they, 10 & some sweeps old. norma-a-al rustblood definitely without muta-a-ations (ok YES sometimes i ca-a-an move stuff with my thinkpa-a-an but it's difficult & stressful & i suck so it doesnt ma-a-atter), i mostly just do wha-a-atever the highbloods in my zone tell me to (think they refer to it a-a-as being one's a-a-assista-a-ant / ma-a-aid or w/e) but in my own time i ma-a-ake like herba-a-al remedies & poultices & such (i get hurt a-a-a lot) & keep a-a-a modest herd of blea-a-atbea-a-asts (one of the rea-a-asons i get hurt) though mostly they keep themselves i collect plushies (if you possess the limited edition lusus-colour sca-a-alema-a-ate pls dm me) & da-a-abble in critter-keeping ga-a-ames & some of the less extreme RP systems (I ma-a-ain support roles (i'm not a-a-a sissy i just prefer not being in the frontlines)) i suffer from terrible nightma-a-ares so i'm tired forever so i'm sorry if i come off weird or not-right i promise i'm norma-a-al. my biggest fea-a-ar is proba-a-ably ca-a-ata-a-aclysmic world-ending events involving meteors, or possibly spiders. or being culled but tha-a-at's norma-a-al to fea-a-ar i think qua-a-adra-a-ant-wise i'm pretty open right now & in genera-a-al (not good with commitments sorry), like both ma-a-asc & fem presenting trolls especia-a-ally if they're bigger, older, confident, pushy (don't judge me, opposites a-a-attra-a-act) mostly i just desire to chill so plea-a-ase be nice to me #intro #photo #suggestive https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/va-a-alselfie.png Ɏ
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Ɏ the vicious cycle is one night doing everything a-a-and one night a-a-as a-a-a withered husk tha-a-at could not even put a-a-a squa-a-are block in a-a-a squa-a-are hole Ɏ Ɏ we're on the squa-a-are hole struggle kind of night Ɏ
how weak arwe you mentally rwight now on a scale frwom one to ten ten being verwy oh so weak
Ɏ proba-a-ably like a-a-a seven or eight i think Ɏ
arwe you unemployed by any chance
Ɏ i've a-a-alrea-a-ady ha-a-ad one internship forced upon me i'm a-a-afra-a-aid Ɏ
fuckkkkkkkkkkk i knew it i knew therwe was someone else scooping up all of the ideal candidates
CROSS EXAMINATION! do you want to hire a legislacerator who's half-assing it? who isn't deeply passionate about citing the imperial rules of evidence? READING ONTO THE RECORD! the answer is no. hire a legislacerator who writes fucking poetry (which is very good, to be clear) about legislaceration. hire Hallowen & Co. tonight, for all your legal needs
c< aigHt, iM cONviNced! >c
Ɏ i endorse this sta-a-atement Ɏ
Ɏ ba-a-adges a-a-are a-a-a kind of touys if you think a-a-about it #mytouys Ɏ
Wow! Now I'm jealous I don't have any! Maybe we could share since we're already such good friends! https://i.imgur.com/FuNb5lU.png
Ɏ a-a-awh. heh. i'd gla-a-adly sha-a-are my ba-a-adges with you if i could! Ɏ
Ɏ they need to invent a-a-a pa-a-almhusk tha-a-at turns off a-a-at light so i a-a-am forced to sleep a-a-at rea-a-asona-a-able times.Ɏ Ɏ they a-a-also need to invent a-a-a thinkpa-a-an tha-a-at does not sta-a-art cooking up weird vibes a-a-at light for no rea-a-ason Ɏ
And the stupid FLARP coostumes stay ООN during hatefuck #nsfw #vaguepoosting
=oXO awawa =oXO
∻@bleakBleater d☢esn't kn☢w I eat his Scrabble tiles when he's n☢t l☢☢king.∻
Ɏ YOU DO WHA-A-AT Ɏ
Ɏ i ca-a-an't prove it but i KNOW @ma-a-anda-a-atoryDrowning chea-a-ats a-a-at troll scra-a-abble. i know she's counting tiles. she knows wha-a-at letters i ha-a-ave. they'd throw you out of the wordsino for doing tha-a-at Ɏ
Ɏ it's a-a-a Weirdfeeling kind of night but not a-a-a Sa-a-adfeeling kind of night so it's going oka-a-ay a-a-all things considered Ɏ
Ɏ #Va-a-aleriTips: energy drinks a-a-are a-a-a fa-a-austia-a-an ba-a-arga-a-ain. wha-a-at is given will inevita-a-ably be ta-a-aken a-a-awa-a-ay. Ɏ
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✿ but that moofly sudachi lime flavor so gewdd dough
Ɏ ba-a-aa-a-a Ɏ
consort tip: check under rocks for a hidden treasure or perhaps a bug
this is a great tip i like this one
X Valuable wisdom right here x
Ɏ i'm a-a-alwa-a-ays sa-a-aying this. rechitt. Ɏ
[|87 :: 1f you are really lucky you m;ght even f;nd several bugs.
II HAVE NOT DONE THIIS FOR A VERY LONG TIIME II WIILL ENDEAVOR TO DO THAT ACTIIVIITY TODAY THANK YOU
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Ɏ #va-a-aleriRecommends: cube stora-a-age.Ɏ Ɏ it is like shelves but ea-a-asier to insta-a-all a-a-and rea-a-arra-a-ange to suit your needs. i forget things a-a-a lot a-a-and ha-a-aving visua-a-al reminders tha-a-at stuff Exists helps versus ha-a-aving things in dra-a-awers or closets where they will proba-a-ably collect dust. a-a-also convenient for Displa-a-aying knickna-a-acks a-a-and such. Ɏ
Ɏ orga-a-anizing my herbs #myherbs Ɏ
#YOURHERBS
#theirherbs
Ɏ oka-a-ay but like i bet its rea-a-al a-a-awkwa-a-ard when a-a-a coba-a-alt with hypno-telepa-a-ath powers ta-a-akes control of someone a-a-and rea-a-alizes they're bricked the fuck up a-a-about it #nsfw #hypno #noncon?? #depending #nsfwe Ɏ
Ɏ perversion in the ha-a-ands of those with power is da-a-angerous indeed Ɏ
Ɏ i a-a-am not i a-a-am not i a-a-am not i a-a-am not i'm norma-a-al i swea-a-ar Ɏ
Ɏ ma-a-aking them bricked up on purpose is dia-a-abolica-a-al Ɏ
Ɏ this is soooooooo mea-a-an but i guess i ca-a-an't bla-a-ame you i think i ha-a-ave verba-a-atim sa-a-aid i would like to not ha-a-ave to think sometimes Ɏ
They don't remain so in those cases, usually- I'm sure you can figure out how that gets... rectified.
[+] i swore off my own powers sweeps ago, but i guess it depends on the situation
hate when that happens
I should also clarify, just to remove any ambiguity- I mean rectifying that situation /without/ using my powers. Practicalities aside, that sort of thing is not particularly my jam
Ɏ it turns out being a-a-an intern is not a-a-all tha-a-at different from wha-a-at i wa-a-as doing a-a-anywa-a-ay except they don't swing me a-a-around by the horns a-a-as much Ɏ
Ɏ i could sa-a-ay a-a-anything on here i could sa-a-ay i've never killed a-a-anybody a-a-and people would believe me #violence Ɏ
Ɏ if i ha-a-ad a-a-a clone it would fix me i think Ɏ Ɏ or one of us would kill the other a-a-and you would ha-a-ave no idea-a-a which wa-a-as the origina-a-al a-a-and forever you would be left wondering. wondering. #violence #dea-a-ath Ɏ
Ɏ they're grey now Ɏ Ɏ tha-a-at's her a-a-atta-a-ack Ɏ
Ɏ considering the ethics of big buff hot men big la-a-arge evil a-a-aggressive swea-a-aty. send chitt #nsfw Ɏ