Calcifier S.
@thespianTestified
Just a person. a normal person. not much to me. theater kid, writer. A creative, if you will. If you ask me about my family, I will block you. Be warned.
Ahem right, I believe it's about time for a proper introduction. Greetings! My name is Calcifer. For privacy sake, I shall forego my last name for now. I'm 20 years old in human time measurement, I used to live on Earth C, however I now roam dimension to dimension. I make a habit not to stick around in one place for long. I am the middle child of three siblings, Callum, Ember, and Blaize. I am an aspiring writer, I have a particular passion for musical theater and fine literature. I'm a bit of a private person at times, and I can be a tad wordy. Apologies in advance if my speech ever comes across odd or absurd. I hope I can make a space for myself here. I look forward to meeting you all.
Blaize can you please stop being annoyingly vague and sharing information I'd rather not be shared please.
.od I naem t'nseod snoitalwr doolb ruo tuoba spugnah ruoy evah uoy esuaceb tsuJ
I have done nothing mischievous in nature ever.
^i like that he is multitasking pissing off the angry cherub AND the cueball thing> ^he is very talented>
"And you'd be lying if you said you had missed me, And you'd be lying if you said that you had cared, And you'd be lying if you should've kissed me, And you were lying you said that you were scared Don't go, dont go Don't go, dont go-o-o" https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ql1fZguXX14 #lyricposting
🐾why doN't eggs tell jokes? becaUse they woUld crack each other UP! ehehe! hehe,
. My sibling senses are going off. Something just happened.
WHAT DO GAY HORSES EAT? HAAAAYYYY. #DADJOKE
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
“I wished to know the meaning of things. I am the meaning. I wished to find a warrant for being. I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.” *Excerpt from Anthem by Ayynne Rannde
Sigh. Of course she'd be here as well.
#vagueposting. since you can't do it yourself. hi.
THERE WAS A KING WHO WAS 12 INCHES TALL. TERRIBLE KING, GREAT RULER. #DADJOKE
! Oh, haha! This one took me a minute, wonderful!
SCIENTISTS MIXED DNA OF A CHEETAH AND DNA OF A CRAB. THINGS WENT SIDEWAYS REALLY FAST. #DADJOKE
im gonna start barking this to all my friends!!!! #dogjoke
I'M VERY HAPPY TO KNOW YOU LIKE THEM THIS MUCH. [|:^)
I USED TO BE A WEREWOLF. BUT I'M ALRIGHT NYAAAW. #DADJOKE
um. i ddontt. get it.
Maybe meeting new people isn't so bad.
. Something just happened.
My sister. Is arguing. That milk is cow beer. With someone. Who insists that milk is cow broth. What the fuck led me here?
Don't speak to me for the next twelve hours. IS BEEF BROTH NOT COW BROTH??? ARE YOU NUTS???
just be(ause beef broth exists doesn't mean milk isn't (ow broth, too!
Milk is literally cow juice. Idk what they’re on a8out. It’s got no fermentation to 8e 8eer, and no simmered meat or veggies for 8roth.
that's where 7ou're wrong! the meat is (ow proteins, and the veggies is the grass the7 eat
I'm actually going to have a meltdown. Over fucking cow broth vs. cow beer debate.
Counterpoint. If you serve me a soup with 8roth and you say its cow proteins simmered, im gonna call you deranged. Secondly, its essence of cow. it is JUICE.
deranged, ma7be, but also right
Every last person in this thread is a hazard to society, me included.
Sigh. It's nice to see them working together, but can my sisters stop encouraging men to their downfall for like. A day?
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See, if thats what they do. I'd be all for it! That'd be *tame* and give them plausible deniability! But instead! They goad them into doing things that are often fatal! And will land them in lawsuits!
...snoitautis fo sepyt eseht ni gniyas fo dnof os si REBME taht ti si tahw ,hO
-{ if th[E]y win th[E]n th[E]y c[A]n g[A]mm[B]l[E] with th l[A]w$uit $$$ i dont $[E][E] [A] pro[B]l[E]mm w/ [E]ith[E]r option t[B]h
The problem with the later is i'd rather not have an anxiety attack over one of them potentially landing in jail.
Ember. I care about you. And you're well being. Please just, think about maybe making an alibi? Like, once? Please
Gordon, I'm trans!
s0 happy f0r y0u.
Thank you very much Dr. Freeman! Happy to be a member of the community as it were ha ha!
... The ten ceager dining set doesn't ship out to my nation. Sigh. Online shopping i trusted you.
Holy shit there's an entire dining set for like ten ceagers hello???