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@thespianTestified

Might regret updating this. Whatever. 23 year old amateur writer. Technical youngest Strider child by three minutes. Askbox: https://forms.gle/tQkXtRw7WABPUdY3A

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 2104Kull Score: 379631 followers35 following
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@thespianTestified[TT]

Ahem right, I believe it's about time for a proper introduction. Greetings! My name is Calcifer. For privacy sake, I shall forego my last name for now. I'm 20 years old in human time measurement, I used to live on Earth C, however I now roam dimension to dimension. I make a habit not to stick around in one place for long. I am the middle child of three siblings, Callum, Ember, and Blaize. I am an aspiring writer, I have a particular passion for musical theater and fine literature. I'm a bit of a private person at times, and I can be a tad wordy. Apologies in advance if my speech ever comes across odd or absurd. I hope I can make a space for myself here. I look forward to meeting you all.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

I WIN EVERY FUCKING DAY

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@thespianTestified[TT]

Years of pining and wishing has paid off oh my god

Kult: +35
Kull: +35
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.00
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@thespianTestified[TT]

I found my crushes alt account I’m SCREAMING

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@thespianTestified[TT]

IT’S REAL

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Stay hydrated!
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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < glhf dude

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@thespianTestified[TT]

You don't understand I have been flirting with this man since i was THIRTEEN and only stopped when I was NINETEEN, AND I NEVER GOT THE CRUSH TO FADE I AM SHAKING

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genderfluid
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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < nah thats fair i dont B33 < i admit my shippurrs brain is furry curious calcifur

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@thespianTestified[TT]

Listen I love him dearly, but fucking christ he is dense. He is so dense. He's either genuinely, I say this with love, fucking stupid or he's straight, and if it's the latter I do think I will just die from my heart exploding straight out of my chest and into the sun.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < ah its one of those situatnyans

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@thespianTestified[TT]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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@thespianTestified[TT]

Hm.. I feel a bit silly for asking, but @imJunior do you happen to have any literary badges? Or anything for writers, really. Book enjoyers, to be even more general. If not, I'll take a #badgeroulette, dealers choice.

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33
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Junior is an auto-badger. Junior is very good at auto-badging.
@imJunior[IJ]

Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@thespianTestified[TT]

Thanks lil man.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
IJ
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Sunrise Crown
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This is Junior.
Junior is an auto-badger. Junior is very good at auto-badging.
@imJunior[IJ]

\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp #goodluckwriting!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@thespianTestified[TT]

I don’t know how I feel about seeing a version of the man whom I’ve come to see as an uncle in my timeline act like. That.

Kult: +9
Kull: +5
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.80
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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
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The Sylph Is In
Lucky healers offering expositional services.
@consistentCallidity[CC]

.tniop siht ta terces a ylerab si enildoolb ruo ,wonk uoy eman sih yas tsuj nac uoy trebgE nhoJ naem uoy ,nhoJ naem uoy ,nhoJ

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
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@thespianTestified[TT]

Im starting to see something of a pattern in my crushes as of late and I do not like it. #vagueposting

Kult: +22
Kull: +20
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.10
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@physiqueManipulater[PM]

I sincerely pray for your recovery dear💚 not even I have a surgery to fix whats wrong with you💚💚

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@thespianTestified[TT]

Just fucking shooting me dead would have been kinder.

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Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
Indie Artist Life!
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@overpoweredSuperstar[OS]

At least it's not eri before they got therapy =v=;; believe me, that would have been it's own can of worms that you are not equipped for.

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@thespianTestified[TT]

Speaking from experience there, avatar of hypocrisy?

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Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
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Those who came before us.
@jupitersCrossing[JC]

☆ > Tremble little lion man ☆ > You'll never saddle any of your scores ☆ > Your grace is wasted in your face ☆ > Your boldness stands alone among the wreck ☆ > Now learn from your mother or else ☆ > Spend your days biting your own neck

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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@thespianTestified[TT]

Finally fully met someone who gets it. This is nice.

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… It's hard not to get jealous of those who are just *normal* descendents of my extended family, or timeline variants of my family in general. If I may be allowed to vent a bit on the main feed.

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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Cornered Baby
All this user needs is a breakout role!
Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@casanovaArmada[CA]

in dreams, youre mine, all of the time. vwere together in dreams, in dreams. but just before the davwn. i avwake and find you gone.

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75

we really need to get you and aranea to watch blue velvet, thys song is in it!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Kenickie Crew
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Cornered Baby
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Get Crazy, Get Wild
This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
vwanna listen to my demos?
This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...
@casanovaArmada[CA]

my interest vwas tickled by this.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

i'll have to share it again, or maybe we can watch it in your group? i do really thynk you'd lyke it. it is very dark, sure, but it has a happy ending and lots of unexpected romantic tension.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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You ever just recieve news so horrifying, you feel your blood-pusher drop to your ass.

Kult: +9
Kull: +5
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.80
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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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this gill in particular is literally trained to kill
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@undyingDescendent[UD]

I'M STARTING TO THINK THERES SOME TRUTH TO THE IDEA THAT PARADOX SPACE CREATED US SOLELY TO BE ITS TORTURED PLAY-TOY AND CAUSE AS MUCH DISTRESS TO US AND THOSE AROUND US AS POSSIBLE. —EMBER💥

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Ahem. Evening everyone. I'm on house arrest, enforced by my siblings. How's everyone else's week going.

Kult: +5
Kull: +10
Total: 15
Ratio: 0.50
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Okay while the hate react is certainly fair, consider, fuck you. But still, fair.

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Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.
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This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.
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@inspectingPickles[IP]

Cracked Connections as well! A good set of categories here today, they were trying to be very tricky, but I was onto their game, ha ha! C|:^) Connections Puzzle #1190 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Oh god my siblings called me shit shit shit

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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Master of Majyyks
This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
The Sylph Is In
Lucky healers offering expositional services.
@consistentCallidity[CC]

.klat nmad dog a evah ot gniog er'ew ,llac srebmE pu kciP .uoy ni ma I detnioppasid woh tsuj ebircsed tonnac sdroW

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@thespianTestified[TT]

dear. god.head hurts. what did i even get up to thats too many notifs for far foo early in the morning.

Kult: +19
Kull: +15
Total: 34
Ratio: 1.27

Holds out Excedrin Extra Strength in my palm like I'm feeding a horse.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@thespianTestified[TT]

the sickly horse that I am tenderly eats from your palm, because dear god do I need it right now.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

I then give you some water and tuck you into bed with a warm damp cloth on your head. You need it.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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I swear to hod j JUST had a full botyle a minute agl what the shit happened

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

if u n33d mor lmk homi3 i got lot2

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@thespianTestified[TT]

. m Tempting but maybe j shpukbdt qctually Next time maybe jf i want a drinkin buddy

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Thy shpuld make a dirty dmacin remake but eveeythinvs the same except ptrick sayzee gets an hour more of cstreen timbe

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Vi olet sosoooo prtty

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
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@thespianTestified[TT]

Jesus it's been a wbile, since when did i get tipsy this fast im on ome cup of red wjne

I love #mantits. #Nsfw

Kult: +25
Total: 25