Calcifer Strider.
@thespianTestified
Might regret updating this. Whatever. 23 year old amateur writer. Technical youngest Strider child by three minutes. Askbox: https://forms.gle/tQkXtRw7WABPUdY3A
I WIN EVERY FUCKING DAY
Years of pining and wishing has paid off oh my god
I found my crushes alt account I’m SCREAMING
You don't understand I have been flirting with this man since i was THIRTEEN and only stopped when I was NINETEEN, AND I NEVER GOT THE CRUSH TO FADE I AM SHAKING
B33 < nah thats fair i dont B33 < i admit my shippurrs brain is furry curious calcifur
Listen I love him dearly, but fucking christ he is dense. He is so dense. He's either genuinely, I say this with love, fucking stupid or he's straight, and if it's the latter I do think I will just die from my heart exploding straight out of my chest and into the sun.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
Hm.. I feel a bit silly for asking, but @imJunior do you happen to have any literary badges? Or anything for writers, really. Book enjoyers, to be even more general. If not, I'll take a #badgeroulette, dealers choice.
I don’t know how I feel about seeing a version of the man whom I’ve come to see as an uncle in my timeline act like. That.
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Im starting to see something of a pattern in my crushes as of late and I do not like it. #vagueposting
I sincerely pray for your recovery dear💚 not even I have a surgery to fix whats wrong with you💚💚
Finally fully met someone who gets it. This is nice.
… It's hard not to get jealous of those who are just *normal* descendents of my extended family, or timeline variants of my family in general. If I may be allowed to vent a bit on the main feed.
You ever just recieve news so horrifying, you feel your blood-pusher drop to your ass.
I'M STARTING TO THINK THERES SOME TRUTH TO THE IDEA THAT PARADOX SPACE CREATED US SOLELY TO BE ITS TORTURED PLAY-TOY AND CAUSE AS MUCH DISTRESS TO US AND THOSE AROUND US AS POSSIBLE. —EMBER💥
Ahem. Evening everyone. I'm on house arrest, enforced by my siblings. How's everyone else's week going.
Okay while the hate react is certainly fair, consider, fuck you. But still, fair.
Oh god my siblings called me shit shit shit
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dear. god.head hurts. what did i even get up to thats too many notifs for far foo early in the morning.
Holds out Excedrin Extra Strength in my palm like I'm feeding a horse.
the sickly horse that I am tenderly eats from your palm, because dear god do I need it right now.
I then give you some water and tuck you into bed with a warm damp cloth on your head. You need it.
I swear to hod j JUST had a full botyle a minute agl what the shit happened
if u n33d mor lmk homi3 i got lot2
. m Tempting but maybe j shpukbdt qctually Next time maybe jf i want a drinkin buddy
Thy shpuld make a dirty dmacin remake but eveeythinvs the same except ptrick sayzee gets an hour more of cstreen timbe
Vi olet sosoooo prtty
Jesus it's been a wbile, since when did i get tipsy this fast im on ome cup of red wjne
Whole lot of love and relationship posting tonight huh. Thats fun. Cool. Neat. Nice.
God forbid i wanna play it a lil fast and loose and enjoy a nice bottle completely unrelated to anything currengly happening
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ it's giving lonely maxxing now. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ lonely and lying, we're on a roll bro. what's the matter man, what's got you #patheticposting ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
IMNOT FUCKIH PATHETIS SHUSH EVERY8NGT IS COOL AND GRWAT AWESOME EVEN IM FIJINE Literally everything issss PERFECT dont even worry about it
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i got a sense for these things bro, it's coming off you like cartoon stink lines. smh i'll worry but if you don't wanna tell me fine, keep your secrets. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Psghhhhhhhhh no secrwts ever secrts are fuckin lame and stupid n hurt for stupid fumb reasons
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ you do got a point though, only stupid people have secrets. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
Why does my chest feel all tight. #vent? Does this count? It might be emotions related but I cant tell
https://www.heightcomparison.com/?share=VxJ-wkzmsNw84jmv1w91m For those curious, i guess.
THIS IS LIES AND SLANDER I AM JUST AS TALL AS CALLUM. —EMBER💥
I don't have the energy for this.