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Calcifier S.

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Just a person. a normal person. not much to me. theater kid, writer. A creative, if you will. If you ask me about my family, I will block you. Be warned.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 898Kull Score: 209617 followers23 following

To be quite honest, I think I'd like to be a crow. They're very common in use in storytelling as a sign of change and things to come. I would also like to steal peoples wallets and bequeath my treasures onto my dearest friends.

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And look cute whilst doing it.

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Calling someone a yandere unironically should be considered a hate crime. #vagueposting sort of but not really, Blaize what the hell man.

To celebrate 2k kull. https://forms.gle/TXG1cz7ANS11q8Sz6 Ask me anything you like, within reason. Thank you for this milestone.

Oh. Uh. Suppose I'll make an ask box as a celebration? How long have I been at 2k. {r} https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/Screenshot_20260709_145140_Brave.jpg {r}

What about mpreg what did I miss.

You ever have that moment as a writer where you have to scramble to pretend that you were, I fact, actually just up early otherwise you'd have to admit you lost track of 12 hours writing erotic slow-burn. I swear on my claws it was JUST 8:30 WHERE DID THE TIME GO. #yaoi #writersproblems

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I CAN'T TELL IF DAD WOULD BE PROUD OR DISOWN YOU. —EMBER💥

Fuck off Ember.

May be a bad idea to ask this, but I am unsure where else *to* ask. For those with knowledge of the multiverse and how it works, how rare is it to not find an alternative version of a particular person? I ask because ive been dimension hopping for two years now (human earth time measurement) and have never once run into a version of myself or my blood relatives. Im not particularly concerned or upset, just a bit curious.

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Some people have a heavier multiversal weight, and thus have more versions of themselves. Others have lighter multiversal weight. This means nothing in regards to your importance within your own universe- You could be the most important person on the planet, and still not have many other selves. Often they have died long before, or will be born long after. Timelines are rarely solid. Hope this helps.

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Thos genuinely does, thank you for answering my inquiry. This is deeply fascinating, truly.

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Not a problem. I am hardly an expert, so I unfortunately don't know any more on the topic. That's all I'm aware of.

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Well, thank you regardless. I at least have something to go off of in terms of further research now.

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You are welcome.

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Blaize can you please stop being annoyingly vague and sharing information I'd rather not be shared please.

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.od I naem t'nseod snoitalwr doolb ruo tuoba spugnah ruoy evah uoy esuaceb tsuJ

Half of these timeliness dont even have us exist as a thought!

I have done nothing mischievous in nature ever.

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"And you'd be lying if you said you had missed me, And you'd be lying if you said that you had cared, And you'd be lying if you should've kissed me, And you were lying you said that you were scared Don't go, dont go Don't go, dont go-o-o" https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ql1fZguXX14 #lyricposting

. My sibling senses are going off. Something just happened.

Sigh. Of course she'd be here as well.

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#vagueposting. since you can't do it yourself. hi.

... Opal.

I think I'll take a walk today. I'm feeling inspired.

Maybe meeting new people isn't so bad.

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1'M H4PPY T0 M33T Y0U!!!!

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Ah! Greetings, hello! A pleasure to meet you.

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50RRY 1 W45 W0RK1NG 5UP3R H4RD 1M H4PPY T0 M33T Y0U T00!!!!

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Huhu, its alright. No need to apologize.

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H33H33 8]

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. Something just happened.

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My siblings senses are screaming.

hahe

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My sister. Is arguing. That milk is cow beer. With someone. Who insists that milk is cow broth. What the fuck led me here?

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Don't speak to me for the next twelve hours. IS BEEF BROTH NOT COW BROTH??? ARE YOU NUTS???

︎♥ reeb woC

just be(ause beef broth exists doesn't mean milk isn't (ow broth, too!

Milk is literally cow juice. Idk what they’re on a8out. It’s got no fermentation to 8e 8eer, and no simmered meat or veggies for 8roth.

that's where 7ou're wrong! the meat is (ow proteins, and the veggies is the grass the7 eat

I'm actually going to have a meltdown. Over fucking cow broth vs. cow beer debate.

Counterpoint. If you serve me a soup with 8roth and you say its cow proteins simmered, im gonna call you deranged. Secondly, its essence of cow. it is JUICE.

deranged, ma7be, but also right

Every last person in this thread is a hazard to society, me included.

Im a side grade to society, thank you very much

Sigh. It's nice to see them working together, but can my sisters stop encouraging men to their downfall for like. A day?

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-{ $till do[E]$nt mm[E][A]n you $houd t[E]ll [E]mm to $top i think you $hould [B][E] [E]ncour[A]ging thi$ [A]$k th[E]mm to $t[A]rt mm[A]king th[E] mm[E]n g[A]mm[B]l[E] til th[E]y go [B]rok[E]:)

See, if thats what they do. I'd be all for it! That'd be *tame* and give them plausible deniability! But instead! They goad them into doing things that are often fatal! And will land them in lawsuits!

...snoitautis fo sepyt eseht ni gniyas fo dnof os si REBME taht ti si tahw ,hO

I BELIEVE THE THING YOURE LOOKIN FOR BLAIZE IS, AHEM, "SKILL ISSUE" —EMBER💥

-{ if th[E]y win th[E]n th[E]y c[A]n g[A]mm[B]l[E] with th l[A]w$uit $$$ i dont $[E][E] [A] pro[B]l[E]mm w/ [E]ith[E]r option t[B]h

The problem with the later is i'd rather not have an anxiety attack over one of them potentially landing in jail.

-{ $ound$ lik[E] you n[E][E]d to h[A]v[E] mmor[E] f[A]ith in womm[E]n

OOOOOOH MY GODSSSSSSS CALCI, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH! WE'LL BE FIIIIINE —EMBER💥

Ember. I care about you. And you're well being. Please just, think about maybe making an alibi? Like, once? Please

YAP YAP YAP —EMBER💥

... The ten ceager dining set doesn't ship out to my nation. Sigh. Online shopping i trusted you.

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Holy shit there's an entire dining set for like ten ceagers hello???

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God I love you online shopping.

Just got a text from my world's Jane asking if we could, quote, "have an important friendly chat. :B" I dont know whether to be mildly annoyed or offended.

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I mean, I recognize she's making an effort to repair bridges. But im not sure if I can just get over an entire childhood of baggage over one conversation.