Vriska (8ig 8itch) Serket
@affluentArachnid
Self employed, self starting 8usiness 8itch. Leader in modifications and cosmetics, dabbler in other industries. (DM for 8usiness inquiries.)
Need to 8all out on a fashion weekend or something, I am mad and moody and not filled with the sensation of hedonistic enjoyment that I want to 8e at right now.
Some people are morally grey, 8ut why 8e that when you can just 8e morally gay?? Its a lot easier to do that one.
Why not both.
i'm every kind of gay there is, so i'm probably morally gay!
yeah, who wouLd ever be moraLLy grey. who wouLd eeeeeeeever do something Like that. ./
well i wouldn't complain if you're right!!!
iii haaaveee moooraaals... aaand iii aaam aaalsooo greeey... doooeees thiiis maaakeee meee moooraaally greeey?
To all the h8rs trying to put woes on my 8ack, for your information, my spine is augmented and r8d for more weight than your wishes for my downfall can amount to.
Monday demons over, time for the rest of the week, pack it in fuckers.
its time to lock in!
Who up gra88ing they spheres? #suggestive
:33< always
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"Crack your knuckles" is now a via8le euphemism for mastur8ation. End Chitt. #nsfw
:33< how?
AIGHT, MA’AM. I’M GONNA HAFTA’ ASK YA’ TO ELABORATE. HOW AND WHY. AS SIMPLY AS YA’ CAN.
:33< oh okay sure
Alright gang, what do we think the fair going r8 is for gra88ing the chest-spheres? (Currency Equivalencies applying) #nsfw
Ya see this is a distinction I had to consider also. Gotta vary the price to the act.
Reasona8le tax on the matter. I would provide discounts though to friends and or hot associ8s. (Including and up to 100%)
I'm generous, despite what slanderers and naysayers may go on a8out.
Ya know what, today will 8e a day I put in effort, stir fry dinner... You may only get some if I deem you Cool Enough (TM)
Its done now, you may. Theres green 8eans and pasta salad also hanging around. 8ecause it was wh8ver I could find in my 8oxes and cans.
You're welcome, revel in the wonders of my low effort sustenance crafting.
Egg laying talk? On *my* timeline? This one is going in the demographics report. And getting forwarded to R&D. #suggestive
How dare people shack up with Ai’s, they could just 8e getting freaky at their own discretion with some customers I know. Considering how artificial half of them are… #nsfw
hEY NOW, oNE OF MY BFFSIES IS, aN AI, lAY OFF,
cant relate, hals an absolute catch 🫦
uMM,,, nO COMMENT, oN THE SHACK STATUS, oF ME AND hAL,
Awake and sentient again. 8e somewhat fearful. Unless you’re a customer, which means I want some fear AND intrigue. #suggestive
Law of primacy or wh8ver 8a8e. You’ll may8e get another title in the 8ag l8r, who knows?
May all my h8rs 8e stuck woefully thinking a8out how good my ass looks when I leave them to rumin8 on my rage8ait. I’m going to 8ed now. #suggestive
No machinations or schemes this night, only lethargy, and instant meals.
Consuming the human drink of a Pina Colada to take the l8 night edge off.
てか、それな。マジで分かってんじゃん。
8astard has the audacity to post MY tits and somehow make it my fucking pro8lem. #nsfw #notsovagueposting
My machinations expand to ever wider reaches....Also I just got done in the kitchen, I got potato wedges.
to the hoe who pitied this, I hope your pillow is warm.
Never let a 8itch demean you for getting work done. Especially if you got it through me, cause I do NOT toler8 negative reviews.
After a modest hiatus, Spider 8itch tits herself is 8ack in town, woe and awe at my return, or wh8ver, dorks.
Taking suggestions for promotions for the 8usiness shenanigans, mistakenly placed complaints will 8e veto’d to the prover8ial incinerator en masse.
My 8oredom is getting fuckass 8othersome. I need something to disrupt all this nothing.