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Vriska (8ig 8itch) Serket

@affluentArachnid

Self employed, self starting 8usiness 8itch. Leader in modifications and cosmetics, dabbler in other industries. (DM for 8usiness inquiries.)

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 881Kull Score: 105319 followers2 following

We up insomniamaxxing, getting twice as little done.

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Contemplating 8etween whether more humans or trolls have made ro8ots for sexual purposes. And honestly after meeting some humans it might 8e a close race depending on time stream. #nsfw

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humans, easy. d0n't need two fill pails. r0bot can't d0 that, less functional.

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ive made a couple plants!

This opens a separ8 consideration of freaks in 8otany

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Good points.

Always remem8er….Its okay if I’m hotter or prettier than you in a, if not all, facets. Not everyone can 8e as sick and alluring as my well cur8d self. #Egoposting

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<<"y-yeah...">>

Jeez, Vriska, You've some)(ow become even moar s)(allow 38/

D --> They are, equal parts facets to be envious of, but also goals.

vk y0uve got tw0 stop dictating affirmati0ns to chitGPT. whatever the api is spitting out is getting f0rmatfucked

It’s a junk food indulgence for me. Simple and easy.

Shut your entire face hole.

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Also I'm pro8a8ly not even in the top like, 8 of most shallow Me's on this site alone I'll 8e honest

0ne of us has tw0

There’s something cathartic in the nigh neon yellow artificial spray cheese…

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Can't wait for the nostalgic scent of paint through compressed air to grace my creative processes so I can get to maximum artistry on my ho88y 8S

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☆ Are you huffing spray paint☆

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I'm more sophistic8d than that. I'm planning to paint miniatures.

☆ oh that’s aKtually Kinda KiKKass☆

O8served all the vitriol and melodrama on the timeline, I 8elieve that and the plastic glue fumes are sign enough I need to sleep.

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lazy dinner done with, i am sufficiently fed. I will survive another day.

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Time for the lazy pasta dinner, Frozen Garlic 8read in my future...

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The air in my workshop space now smells of plastic and glue. And the reaction 8etween the two.

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d0ne with your makeup?

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Done with cool ass miniature plague tank…

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alright that is pretty rad, send pic

One moment—

The mostly done creation. (I will 8e painting the side gun options separ8ly and attaching as needed.) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961493985334001697/1502907229802594334/IMG_1824.jpg?ex=6a016aee&is=6a00196e&hm=cea180e35d1f8125098cf8e5d88d860ae59c57789f5c02a017f243864ec29a78&

nice d0rk

>::::T

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eheheh

Done with 8oring ceremonies and meeting messes. Now I can ACTUALLY start enjoying the damn weekend.

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I may 8e a 8usiness of sometimes questiona8le ethics and or salacious work. 8ut let it 8e known I will never advertise something like a drink as a “functional 8everage”.

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O~ BeverageS can be functional, even if the function getting drunk. ~O

Yeah 8ut like. How would you feel reading like, a lemonade and it reads “Functional Lemon 8everage”.

O~ DoeS it function at being a refreShing lemon drink? IS it actually lemonade? Then it'S a functional beverage for itS porpoiSe. I get what you mean though it doeS feel a bit Silly to advertiSe it aS Such in a normal faShion. ~O

It feels directly suspicious. It fails to 8e descriptive, and feels nigh….in confident? Like it had to reassure itself that it is a valid drink. That or directly suspicious. Which is what one wants to avoid in advertising on average.

Margarine is a construct more depraved than anything my industry could produce. #Suggestive

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Call me a spoiled omnivore. 8ut it just feels utterly soul devoid. Some of it is “okay” 8ut some of it is down right 8ark 8east fodder.

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y0u'll be needing the dedicate do0r-greasing butter i take it?

tHERE ARE OTHER PROTEINS TOO, yOU KNOW, bEANS AND TOFU AND NUTS, mUSHROOMS, i MEAN, tHERE IS A LOT OUT THERE, tO ENJOY,

I use the other proteins to enhance the animal ones— Mainly cause you can add 8eans to a sauce for easy sources of fi8er. Tofu…tofu is just a texture off for me.

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You’ll 8e needing a new grave.

i WOULD NOT TRY TO FORCE ANYONE ELSE, iNTO MY LIFESTYLE, oR ANYTHING, i JUST THINK THAT, tHERE ARE A LOT OF OPTIONS OUT THERE WHICH ARE, dISREGARDED, iS ALL,,,

If it helps ya feel 8etter I do think most of the meat alternatives still rank higher than margarine. I just really h8 margarine. Especially for 8aked goods.

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wait where's my 0ld one? did you have 0ne prepared?

Don’t worry a8out it.

ad0rable

Always remem8er when you see me in pu8lic, I put in so much fucking work to make this mane of hair not 8e tangled and have such luster and volume, you 8etter appreci8 it.

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Get on a step ladder I don’t speak short

dependent 0n my doing everything as ever.

I’m putting you into a cr8r. A deep DEEP depression in the earth

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1. cr8r that's pretty g0od l0l 2. you already depress me

I HAVE A 8IT TO DO WHAT I CAN WITH

th0se were separate and unrelated statements two be clear

It doesn’t take much to depress upon you.

i think i've been giving things m0re than a fair shot

I’m making a joke a8out how you’re easily smothered crushed or pushed down upon

i agree with its j0ke status

No confessions to 8e had here. My feelings of guilt are nonexistent.

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Logging off to hemo spectrum nonsense again. The only reason I care a8out your 8lood type is in concerns of if I’m working around gills, or if I was a lesser ripper doc type who needs spare 8lood for procedures often.

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>> Honeડt1y an ¡ncred¡b1y reaડડur¡ng ડtatement /Genu¡ne

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It’s very important I know ahead of time if I need to 8e concerned over w8r 8reathing parts in my work. Shit’s complex.

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Today’s sustenance source? 8ig 8urger.

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When I say I wanna fix a man 8tw,I mean like renovating Frankenstein’s monster, like he’s a science project. Yeah. #nsfw #suggestive

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You’re not hot like Victor Deadlock, my preferred frankenstein’s monster. Also your scrawny little frame could 8arely sustain anything with that high of an rpm.

Depends on how invasive I choose to get with it. Sometimes the answer is Very. ::::T

0f course y0u'd lose it f0r victor deadl0ck. also it sustains something with a much higher caliber anyways.

No need to stroke yourself off in my replies pal. Also I’m sorry I get excited at the prospect of a project I can actually WORK ON.

immediately th0ught about str0king it huh. hey you're the 0ne who turns d0wn the opp0rtunities.

D --> The difficulty of these procedures often comes from how fragile the base you are working with is instead of the comple%ity of what you need done

D --> Of course these things quickly build up

You say as if you are not the most annoying gogforsaken customer prospect

y0u'd think that would make upgrades m0re tempting

Case dependent.

Hmmm. Filled with sufficient H8tred today. Going to let off stress 8y finding someone whom I can fix up like a 8roken down transport, primarily literally. #suggestive ?

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Thinking a8out how to fuel myself today, and how lazily I wish to do it. ::::T

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Do A Joint And Then Drinking A Bottle Of Rustblood Always Starts Off The Day Well From My Past Experience

Sorry I failed to take your suggestion. The vintage of 8lood doesn’t wet my appetite well

Such A Shame That Is To Hear

Not everyone has the taste for it. Instead I simply sip upon my 8u88ly sugary chemical w8r.

I Fail To See How That's An Improvement But Aquired Tastes And All That

Uhhhh, it was free range soda?

Always remem8er, it’s good to gra8 upon the head of your design8d dork to give them a little shake and provide your criticism of them.

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Bullying is never good!

@redRanger[RR]

Idk man. Some people pay for that sort of thing

The design8d dork also knows whom he is.