Vriska (8ig 8itch) Serket
@affluentArachnid
Self employed, self starting 8usiness 8itch. Leader in modifications and cosmetics, dabbler in other industries. (DM for 8usiness inquiries.)
My machinations expand to ever wider reaches....Also I just got done in the kitchen, I got potato wedges.
to the hoe who pitied this, I hope your pillow is warm.
Never let a 8itch demean you for getting work done. Especially if you got it through me, cause I do NOT toler8 negative reviews.
After a modest hiatus, Spider 8itch tits herself is 8ack in town, woe and awe at my return, or wh8ver, dorks.
Taking suggestions for promotions for the 8usiness shenanigans, mistakenly placed complaints will 8e veto’d to the prover8ial incinerator en masse.
My 8oredom is getting fuckass 8othersome. I need something to disrupt all this nothing.
I have 8egun “modding” this human game of deadlock, and it’s a lot 8etter when I get to o8liter8 people and not have to listen to Shiv and his stupid haircut.
After searching through all the various mods that make half the cast nude and 8are, I made the pompadour man into this guy who yells “JARONA” and looks goofy as shit.
D---> Sounds...interesting? I think I heard nepeta mention a character like that before.
Damn. I truly vanished off the face of the planet there ngl. I’ve 8een in my hive plotting. Scheming. (deadlock.)
Woke up from a nap like I had 8een a comatose patient waking up in an a8andoned hospital. Stum8ling around and getting my 8earings…
Going to 8ed, stay out of my dreams, they are NOT for the faint of heart. #suggestive ?
I h8 human media a lot of the time. The animal farm 8ook and movie do NOT line up even at ALL. Well. One of them at least. The other one has some violence and plot that does evoke something.
Tamed the mane and dealt with dinner. I have sufficiently survived.
Feeling that 8rain8last headache right now to a degree, thats for sure.
Why are the people talking a8out the team of the utmost jo88ers in fiction Team Skull??
}(]]]]]) < maybe because we're fuckinǦ awesome and better than you also what do you mean fiction i am riǦht here > ([[[[[){
Your goons are 8arely worth the uniforms they wear man. You all crumple to like, 2 mid fire types and a 8ird.
252+ Atk Ǧoliso₽od Liquidation vs. 0 H₽ / 4 Def Charizard: 362-428 (121.8 - 144.1%) -- Ǧuaranteed OHKO 216+ S₽A Water Bubble Araquanid Surf vs. 0 H₽ / 4 S₽D Cinderace: 432-510 (143.5 - 169.4%) -- Ǧuaranteed OHKO 252+ S₽A Vikavolt Thunderbolt vs. 248 H₽ / 8 S₽D CorvikniǦht: 398-470 (99.7 - 117.7%) -- 93.8% chance to OHKO
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8uddy you're defending one of the worst types defensively. You also literally used stats of goliosopod Vs Charizard. Like, 8ro. you've not looked at a speed stat ever. He can't even focus sash cook cause of his a8ility. I more just feel sorry for you.
}(]]]]]) < focus sash is for wim₽s > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < such as yourself > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ever heard of an ASSAULT VEST DIRT FOR ₽AN? > ([[[[[){ 252 S₽A Choice S₽ecs Charizard Flamethrower vs. 4 H₽ / 252 S₽D Assault Vest Ǧoliso₽od: 109-130 (37.3 - 44.5%) -- Ǧuaranteed 3HKO }(]]]]]) < why don't you tell me what your favorite ty₽e is > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so i can tell you how buǦ ty₽es have better meǦa evolutions desiǦns moves and most im₽ortant > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < SWAǦ > ([[[[[){
8anking on mega evolutions, a one time use mechanic thats done 8etter on more competitively via8le pokemon. Secondly, you do realize, flying moves exist, yes? Third, your mega evolution for Goliosopod takes away the one 8enefit it had, which was negating some of its weaknesses, and instead makes it 4 times weak to fire, yeah nice for getting steel typing...And 8ecoming yet another slow as hell mega that now wastes its wall stats. You're so cooked. The 8ugs 8 your think pan matter, wh8ver was left of it.
Rum8lespheres on 8itches with eyepatches makes me nostalgic from when I didn't have the sick replacement eye, to a degree. Like, Look at 8aiken guilt gear, wo88ling all over the place with her missing arm and eyepatch. #nsfw #suggestive
Consumed food, now contempl8ing the 8isexual pride-kini for the 8each fuckery. yay or nay vi8es?
The 8each's gre8st disservice to me is the fact I don't like flip flops that great and all my hot heels will make me 8ust an ankle on the sand.
Pride month discount at my participating 8outiques/clinics 10% on various procedures, treatments, and apparel! (Discount does not stack with pre-existing friends, lovers, or other such discounts, discount does apply to enemy markups however.)
c< yO, peOple are tryiN 2 cOllect VrisKas, yOu cOOl if i tally yOu? >c
Question to the forum of pu8lic opinion, how 8ig you prefer the rum8le spheres? #nsfw
personally iM gooD with whatever size a seXy bitch got. i got enough to proviDe for BOTH of us
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Better late than never! I knew an important conversation about one of my favorite things was going on and I showed up precisely when I was needed.
Why the FUCK are there like a half dozen meow-8easts near my hive??? Where do they even come from
:33< meowbeasts go where they want :33< also is it half a dozen or is it 8
Pasta might 8e the 8est way to consume the grain structures. In more simple spider thoughts.