Vriska (8ig 8itch) Serket
@affluentArachnid
Self employed, self starting 8usiness 8itch. Leader in modifications and cosmetics, dabbler in other industries. (DM for 8usiness inquiries.)
HM. CONTROVERS4AL HOLES.
Some holes do 8elong to people who are fucked up and evil admittedly.
I have 8egun “modding” this human game of deadlock, and it’s a lot 8etter when I get to o8liter8 people and not have to listen to Shiv and his stupid haircut.
After searching through all the various mods that make half the cast nude and 8are, I made the pompadour man into this guy who yells “JARONA” and looks goofy as shit.
-=[attack thatturns eevveryone into a ball right now_☺]=-
-=[wllel someone already beat youto it x-)_☺]=-
Welp. Guess it’s 8ack to just doing the attacks that make people dead or something.
what d/) pe/)ple even d/) during quiet h/)ur? n/)thin fun is happening
Crime. Depending on what tickles the fancy.
none of you have actually read marx and it shows.
He sounds like he wouldn't approve of me stacking my money to the ceiling. Which sounds like a skill issue.
You ever jutht wake up, get your caffeine and lay in bed for the retht of the day. Jutht rotting the day away.
caught the lil guy now im just think wat 2 name them
…EUGH. ATE SOME CANDY FROM A WEIRD MYSTERIOUS PERSON, LONG STORY I DON’T THINK I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND, AND NOW MY HEAD IS FUCKING KILLING ME. FEELS LIKE I WAS HAVING…NIGHTMARES? CAN’T REALLY REMEMBER, ALL JUST FUZZY AND GREEN. EUGH. WHATEVER.
aint no way
AIN’T NO WAY WHAT????
that
…THAT I ATE SOME CANDY??
from a STRANG-ER beach how old are u 2???
OH GIMME A GODDAMN BREAK, THERE’S VERY LITTLE SHIT ANYBODY COULD PUT IN ANYTHING TO MESS WITH ME ANYWAYS.
Yet 8ro is talking a8out what seems like tripping various 8alls.
This is stupid..... ((#nsfw)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/feb7410c01cb.png
She's too meek for me.
Why are the people talking a8out the team of the utmost jo88ers in fiction Team Skull??
}(]]]]]) < maybe because we're fuckinǦ awesome and better than you also what do you mean fiction i am riǦht here > ([[[[[){
Your goons are 8arely worth the uniforms they wear man. You all crumple to like, 2 mid fire types and a 8ird.
}(]]]]]) < how about you actually ₽lay fidus₽awn first > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < AND THEN COME AND RUN YOUR MOUTH > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < LOSER > ([[[[[){
8uddy you're defending one of the worst types defensively. You also literally used stats of goliosopod Vs Charizard. Like, 8ro. you've not looked at a speed stat ever. He can't even focus sash cook cause of his a8ility. I more just feel sorry for you.
}(]]]]]) < focus sash is for wim₽s > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < such as yourself > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < ever heard of an ASSAULT VEST DIRT FOR ₽AN? > ([[[[[){ 252 S₽A Choice S₽ecs Charizard Flamethrower vs. 4 H₽ / 252 S₽D Assault Vest Ǧoliso₽od: 109-130 (37.3 - 44.5%) -- Ǧuaranteed 3HKO }(]]]]]) < why don't you tell me what your favorite ty₽e is > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < so i can tell you how buǦ ty₽es have better meǦa evolutions desiǦns moves and most im₽ortant > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < SWAǦ > ([[[[[){
8anking on mega evolutions, a one time use mechanic thats done 8etter on more competitively via8le pokemon. Secondly, you do realize, flying moves exist, yes? Third, your mega evolution for Goliosopod takes away the one 8enefit it had, which was negating some of its weaknesses, and instead makes it 4 times weak to fire, yeah nice for getting steel typing...And 8ecoming yet another slow as hell mega that now wastes its wall stats. You're so cooked. The 8ugs 8 your think pan matter, wh8ver was left of it.
did nearly have a stupid as fuck death just now that shit woulda been embarrassing to come back from
₍^. .^₎⟆ Heh so um… someth!ng changed :3 ꠹
:33< horoscopes time! :DD :33< ♈ swallow sludge to transfurme mewreself :33< ♉ mew will find the magic saxophone today :33< ♊one billion kisses to mew today :33< ♋ mew willl beclawme the numpurr one on the meowst wanted list fur "no reason" today :33< ♌ mew deserve snuggles and kisses and love :33< ♍ the stars purrdict that mew will wake up at some point in the next 20000 sw33ps :33< ♎ mew have awakened the cursed amewlet... run :33< ♏ i furs33 a salad in mewre future :33< ♐ mew will go fur a swim and m33t a furiendly octopus who will show mew the location of goldbeards gold! :33< ♑ mew will purrduce transfurmeowtive sludge :33< ♒ mew will find a funko pawp that looks just like mew today :33< ♓ the pawsition of jupiter says mew should purrlay supurr monkey ball today
This feels either underwhelming or insulting.
Some Of You Are All Bulge In Nook Or Bulge In Maw Or Bulge In Other Various Orifices. You Don't Even Know The Joys Of Non Penetrative Sex. Fakers. Frauds, The Lot Of You. #nsfw #nsfc
Excuse you, I'm well aware of the joys of outercourse concepts.