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Vriska (8ig 8itch) Serket

@affluentArachnid

Self employed, self starting 8usiness 8itch. Leader in modifications and cosmetics, dabbler in other industries. (DM for 8usiness inquiries.)

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 1370Kull Score: 185522 followers2 following
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@voidArchitect[VA]

there r so many different types of bikinis tho vvv cute i possibly have a few of em

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

I have a8out 16 various options...8ut you can start with like, 3 or 4.

Kull: +2
Total: 2

My machinations expand to ever wider reaches....Also I just got done in the kitchen, I got potato wedges.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

to the hoe who pitied this, I hope your pillow is warm.

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@comedyGold[CG]

...like its not the first time ive seen a coworkers bulge but like??????????

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47

Was it impressive???

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@comedyGold[CG]

there is no good answer to this

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GOOD.

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Appreciating sharks no matter the circumstances.
@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

bowl of mysterious soup for dinner cause who give a fuck anymoor

Kult: +24
Kull: +5
Total: 29
Ratio: 4.80

The Soup of Malicious Su8stance.

Question to the forum of pu8lic opinion, how 8ig you prefer the rum8le spheres? #nsfw

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75

〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛Huge! Needs to surround my head.

Correct.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛The bigger the better, frankly.

Ya see now THIS is the like minded 8ehavior I wanted from this ancient thread.

Also it's fuckin dumb tae talk aboat asses wwhen THIGHS ARE RIGHT THERE, SOL. #nsfww #directposting

Kult: +40
Kull: +27
Total: 67
Ratio: 1.48

Ass runs 90 percent of the show, thighs have some practical usage pillow wise, 8ut the ass can make an outfit. No shade to thigh squish from thigh highs tho, thats valid.

You'vve clearly nevver fucked a pair o soft thighs then #nsfww

Kult: +5
Total: 5

The Whale Tail phenomenon is 8eyond any joy.

The wwhat

ITs the sort of V or "Whale tail" poking over the 8ackend of the pants from one's underwear. Smh, leave it to high society to not truly 8e cultured.

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < I can say with confidence getting hit with an arrow from my primary bow w001d not hurt 8=l < Because you w001d cease to e%ist on impact 8=l < My arrows break the sound barrier on fire and hit the target befoal that sound reaches your ear 8=l < Imagine what it does to a body 8=l < I've seen it

Kult: +37
Kull: +27
Total: 64
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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ it sounds effextive at the very least sxary but effextive

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Highly effective 8=l < I've fought in wars among gods and needed a weapon that c001d harm one 8=l < Mortals simply have no durability against a weapon such as mine, I've found

Kult: +5
Total: 5

They 8arely have dura8ility against like, a 8all of metal moving too fast. Let's not act like the average sapient troll or human has a predicted dura8ility rating worth sneezing at. At a certain point you're just quickening the pace in which one 8ecomes a chromatic MIST 8y like, portions of a second and what not.

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < That is very true 8=l < When fighting things that simply will not die 8=l < The things that do die become trivial

Max level statline vs Lv3 Ple8ian perishment statistics.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

shOvE it up yOUr ugly ass!

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Kull: +5
Total: 10
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Post that I can 8e very sure isn't directed toward me. (My Ass is 8eautiful)

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Say something I don't like and I upload your search history to Chittr dot com.

Kult: +32
Kull: +15
Total: 47
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Nuclear threat.

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@doomedTherapist[DT]

That was intentional.

Well yeah, its just also nuclear in the fact you make yourself suffer misfortune at the sight of most of the histories.

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@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

the problem with having large spheres is sometimes theie decide your bra isn't powerful enough and sometimes this happens at work and you just kinda gotta turn around, put them back in place, and pretend nobodie saw that

Kult: +29
Kull: +15
Total: 44
Ratio: 1.93

You then have to pray your attire or chest naturally has enough support...Or that you aren't sticking out through the fa8ric like a set of sore thum8s.

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Total: 7
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@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

i mean the work uniform is good enough to hide anie mishaps just happen to have one higher than the other til it gets sorted

My Condolences to your rack's presentation.

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@alluringConcupiscent[AC]

nhhhh.,.,.,,, k-kissing the balls i-is a niCe way to show appreCiation.,,.,. #nsfw

Kult: +74
Kull: +45
Total: 119
Ratio: 1.64

This is true, Its proper etiquette also.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@alluringConcupiscent[AC]

nhhhhh.,,.,. n-not Doing it is like walking into someone's hive without knoCking.,,..,.., nhhh.,,.,. s-so w-woulD you wanna show some proper etiquette? hhaahhhhaa.,,,.,.

I'm not a8ove it, despite some claims of me 8eing a "raging hypocrite" from my critics. (Whom are all ugly, and incorrect.)

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@alluringConcupiscent[AC]

nhhh.,,.,. i-i Don't listen to them!.,,.,. a-as far as i-i'm ConCerneD you haven't Done anything wrong at all.,,.,. e-exCept uhm maybe not kissing my balls...,.

Set up an appointment or wh8ver, there's proper channels to accessing high class ass like moi.

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@alluringConcupiscent[AC]

nhhh.,,.,. o-okay.,,.,. uhm D-Do i senD an email to someone o-or what?.,,.

Yeah pretty much honestly.

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@alluringConcupiscent[AC]

t-that sounDs a little ConvoluteD b-but i guess it's worth it.,,,.,. uh w-what's the email then?.,,.

For non-8usiness rel8d matters, its 8ig8itch888@tmail.com

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

also i think everyone is too mean to spam as a food product. Spam is perfectly fine. It's not fancy or anything but it does what it says it does, and it says its meat in a can. And its not even like, Gross! It's fine!

Kult: +45
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Total: 77
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The only worthy h8 is the sodium content, 8ut also like, some 8itches just also take no effort in, ya know, actually cooking it.

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@bubbleBlower[BB]

they make low sodium spam!!! I don't know what the difference in percentage is but it is something that exists!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

25%, its still like, 580mg in a can-

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Don't eat the entire can..........

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Well duh, 8ut also even considering sizes its like, 100 plus per serving in a normal can, for one slice.

Also some people's gluttony just kinda knows no 8ounds and they'll disregard that advice.