Calcifer Strider.
@thespianTestified
Might regret updating this. Whatever. 23 year old amateur writer. Technical youngest Strider child by three minutes. Askbox: https://forms.gle/tQkXtRw7WABPUdY3A
Years of pining and wishing has paid off oh my god
I found my crushes alt account I’m SCREAMING
B33 < glhf dude
You don't understand I have been flirting with this man since i was THIRTEEN and only stopped when I was NINETEEN, AND I NEVER GOT THE CRUSH TO FADE I AM SHAKING
B33 < nah thats fair i dont B33 < i admit my shippurrs brain is furry curious calcifur
Listen I love him dearly, but fucking christ he is dense. He is so dense. He's either genuinely, I say this with love, fucking stupid or he's straight, and if it's the latter I do think I will just die from my heart exploding straight out of my chest and into the sun.
I agree with that one post. Ice blood pussy smoke
Sure man.
You gotta scroll down a minute but it's there I swear.
I swear! You have to believe me.
Good... afternoon, I think? What time is it for y'all back home?
Just short of 3pm.
D --> I do not need to ask "Who wants me" as I am already abundantly aware of who already does and also that everyone else should
Love the confidence.
D --> Have you seen my muscles
Hm.. I feel a bit silly for asking, but @imJunior do you happen to have any literary badges? Or anything for writers, really. Book enjoyers, to be even more general. If not, I'll take a #badgeroulette, dealers choice.
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou!
It's painfully obvious on who wants me, sadly I don't want them back, can someone take them off of my hands?
You think WE want them???
I dunno and don't care, I don't wanna deal with it much longer cause I'm getting a headache, also another strider? You don't look like a version of me or little man.
That would be because I’m not you, but not to detract, have you considered just getting a restraining order?
Nope, I don't feel like going to the court house in this God forsaken heat.
Guns are for pussies, real men use swords, also I've thought about using my katana on him.
Good jumping Christ on a pogostick, I bent over a bit to pick up a pen I dropped, and my friend whom I was studying with and they made a really funny joke, so I laughed as one does, while bending over to pick up my pen AND THE SEAMS. ON THE SIDES OF MY PANTS SPLIT, AND THREE BUTTONS ON MY VEST POPPED OFF. I believe I may need to go on a diet.
Hoh myg hod
Im starting to see something of a pattern in my crushes as of late and I do not like it. #vagueposting
I sincerely pray for your recovery dear💚 not even I have a surgery to fix whats wrong with you💚💚
At least it's not eri before they got therapy =v=;; believe me, that would have been it's own can of worms that you are not equipped for.
ATTENTION ALL STRIDERS! TOMORROW! STRIDER SATURDAY
Oh. Yay? I'm going to go with Yay.
lalala so much joy in my heart tonight
Good. Someone needs to have a healthy dose of whimsy on here.