Calcifier S.
@thespianTestified
Just a person. a normal person. not much to me. theater kid, writer. A creative, if you will. If you ask me about my family, I will block you. Be warned.
are there any sewing proficient baddies out there? i have to put something together for a fair i'm performing at!! https://media.tenor.com/be0frzkeqsaaaaae/angel-korean-reaction-pic-korean-reaction-pic.png #dont ask for my measurements in public pls
I've been known to make a few original articles of clothing from time to time.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dresses cute, usually has nice, plush lips, a real shy sort vwho responds vwell to teasing. shell call you things like "buster brovwn" if you slap her ass or compliment her tits, its real cute. despite her vwhining, shes into you, she just doesnt knowv it yet. usually she doesnt evwen knovw that youre too much of a loser for her. like all life players, her bod is practically made for pailing, and it knowvs it. feel her up, get her all embarrassed, and shell be running like a faucet betvween her legs. maybe ewven from her tits too, shes the most likely of the main human babes to do that, if youre into that sorta thing. dress her up cute, hawve your vway wvith her, but dont expect much in the wvay of conwversation. second sort i see is the business babe. this is usually just a cosplay i think, a hottie in a pencil skirt vwho doesnt knowv the first thing about stocks and bonds but likes to pretend she could be a ceo. i usually mirror it back at her, act like im some billinaire playboy, the type of asshole so rich he can afford to dress casually. get this jane stuck on a bus or an elevwator vwith you and go to towvn, shell melt. vwhat shes looking for is someone to see her elevwated position and bring her crashing back dovwn to housevwife. she knowvs shes not good enough but she feels obligated to act this vway because of her upbringing. its your job to remind her wvhat shes really for: being a baby ovwen. novw if youre a troll like me you cant actually get her preggers, but talk about breeding her anyvways and shell go all googoo eyes for her. wvin vwin in my books. ill sometimes see janes vwith the tiaratop wvhatevwer too, or something close. you dont need my advwice here, theres alvways some glitch going on wvith that shit thatll let you take ovwer. just make sure to ovwerride some of those commands she gets, most important obvwiously being the stop reproduction one. another wvariant, dont havwe much experience wvith it myself, the kinda jane that carries around that lollipop like a pacifier. let her get a good lick, and then wvhatewver happens happens. a bit too caucasian for my tastes, but im newver gonna turn dowvn a babe givwing me enthusiastic consent. i should add a note for the famous jane around these parts, the one thats hawving a tête a tête wvith lil makara right novw. hawvent had a chance to get into her pantsuit yet but i havwe a fewv ideas. obwviously shes a sucker for abuse. im not saying get drunk and throwv the bottle at her, im talking classy. none of us are getting to the gamz levwel here. get in her head, mandhandle her a little, dont shovw her the respect she expects. she giwves me the wvibes of a gal vwhos just salivwating at the prospect of pushing out some vwriggling lil freaks, so keep in mind the breeding tips from before. like, ivwe stood close enough to get a vwhiff of her before (not as close as you might think!) and she smells like she vwants you personally to fix the declining birth rates on earth c. i think she must also havwe a fetish for the purple-wviolet spectrum, so do vwith that wvhat you vwill. my take? dont bother, but... hey, wvewve all got our wvhite vwhales, right? some are just vwhiter and wvhalier than others. the rating! bod: up to personal tastes, shes the chubby chasers dream. sometimes youll get a slimthicc one, wvhich is my personal fawve. i newver really see her vwith the crazy jade proportions though. 8/10 wvariety: theres a wvide spectrum of subby to pretends not to be subby, and the corpo play is a nice change of pace. the reprogammable ones are a rare treat. 7/10 ease: depends. ivwe newver had much trouble, especially vwith the dumb dress up doll types, but the corpos make you wvork for it. 7/10 personality: if you get a good one shes the perfect sandra dee. you get an annoying one, shes still fun to break dovwn. 9/10 ovwerall? 8/10. a good jane is a rare delicacy. treat that muffin top vwell enough, she might evwen go naked apron after youre done wvith her and make you some muffins. and honestly? her baking might be better than the sex, and i dont say that lightly.
And suddenly, any and all hypothetical attraction i might have felt for you is thoroughly and utterly evaporated.
wvait you felt any amount of hypothetical attraction towvards me?
Past tense. Come anywhere near me or my family, and you're *triple* dead.
okay vwhy though? i gotta knowv vwhat i wvas doing right
Too bad! Thats classified information now! Maybe think twice before talking about women like theyre buffets for you consume.
i dont need pages when i have cheese grilled https://i.ibb.co/GfDmzkDF/20260511-222555.jpg
... Nevermind, Ember you're allowed back in the kitchen.
what is wrong with you people its cheese grilled its normal
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Blaize can you please stop being annoyingly vague and sharing information I'd rather not be shared please.
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ITS BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF CHICANERY IN MY DAILY LIFE, CAN I NOT HAVE A MOMENTS PEACE. —EMBER💥
WHAT DO GAY HORSES EAT? HAAAAYYYY. #DADJOKE
So much respect for @tenebrousGuardian right now
The women on this website are fuckin' jumpin' me you guys gotta help.
Sorry, while normally I would, i do not wish to get caught in this crossfire. Good luck, though!
who the hell is "lord english" ?
Sigh. Of course she'd be here as well.
#vagueposting. since you can't do it yourself. hi.
Such a wide buffet of local delicacys shared on my last chitt! Tell me everyone, what's your favorite dish from your corner of the universe?
Jason! Hi! You're, here! Um. I quite enjoy sunset city's local café, their coffee cakes are very good.
Maybe meeting new people isn't so bad.
Rest assured that once you DO receive some official Crocker family portraiture, it will NOT be me sporting one measly half-feathered hellspawn. In fact, what you OUGHT to picture is a room-stifling crowd of well-bred heirs and heiresses. FORGET the Quiverfull. Mother's loading another mag. She's about to riddle the streets with twenty more. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ead170a8217.PNG
THERE WAS A KING WHO WAS 12 INCHES TALL. TERRIBLE KING, GREAT RULER. #DADJOKE
! Oh, haha! This one took me a minute, wonderful!
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE OF THE DAY: THE SAME NIGHT THAT YOU TRUMPET TO THE KNOWN UNIVERSE YOUR MATESPRITSHIP WITH A COQUETTISH, SLURRY-HUNGRY TWINK, IMMEDIATELY GET INVOLVED IN AN ALL-LIGHT LIFE-OR-DEATH INTERVENTION WITH ANOTHER ONE. KEEP YOUR MOVES UNPREDICTABLE. YOU WANT TO KEEP A PRETTYBOY ON HIS FRONDSTUBS. IT IMPROVES THEIR FOOTWORK, LIKE A BALLERINA DOING FUCKING FOUETTES. IT'S ENRICHMENT FOR THEM.
Er? If you say so, Mr Vantas. I will take this into consideration.
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