
Viriad Vidium
@catatonicApostate
Former brooding cavern regional manager. Now relegated to the far north to file your geneslurry donation paperwork for the Ecclesiastibureaucratic Order. Opinions expressed are my own, unfortunately.
I Suppose A Safer Solution To The Issue Would Be Quote If You Have Not Heard Of The Supposed Pailing Season Do Not Let Yourself Be Mislead Into Thinking You Must Participate Unquote That Is Quite The Unfortunate Timeline Skew However I Shudder To Think What Could Have Lead To Such A Stark Difference In How Things Of Such A Lurid Yet Necessary Nature Are Handled #Nsfw But I Believe Also #Suggestive

In honor of #DroneSeason, there are RUMORS going around of individuals committing the ILLEGAL act of hunting drones for sport. While the Gray House would NEVER accept that kind of activity, if anyone HAPPENS to run into any ALREADY DEAD imperial drones, we would be MORE THAN HAPPY to take them off your hands, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, and return to you a MONETARY REWARD for your SERVICE to this planet.
Tø my fełłøw Jade caste members within ør withøut the brøøding caverns: yøur dønatiøn tø the drønes is nøt mandatøry. The Møther Grub keeps Jade genes in a reserve suppłemented by her øwn enzymes, and knøws when her cavern is in need øf møre attendants. There is a reasøn we number sø few. Płease cønsułt with yøur cavern’s øverseer(s) rather than sømeøne øn chittr whø may nøt even be in yøur timełine.
I can’t take many questiøns abøut “paiłing seasøn”, as it were, as the infłux øf paperwørk frøm prøcrastinating trøłłs has begun and I’łł need tø get it squared away søøner rather than łater. Ałł I’łł say is płease check bøth yøur regiøn øf the płanet AND timełine; the users yøu see pøsting abøut the seasøn may be łøcated in a zøne (ør reałity entireły) that is schedułed differentły frøm yøur øwn.
In case nø øne has tøłd yøu łateły, it is genuineły økay if yøu døn’t meet whatever expectatiøns ør assumptiøns randøm internetgøers płace øn yøu. Yøu døn’t øwe øther chittr users cønførmity tø the cøncepts they’ve made up før yøu.
The best part øf a łive cøncert is ałways when the guitarists dø sømething a łittłe hømøerøtic tøgether. The møre the better, in my humbłe øpiniøn.
Thus far the bøøk I’m reading–a crime thriłłer teasing a supernaturał expłanatiøn ør cułprit–has been satisfactøry but the authør døes nøt seem tø trust the reader at ałł. That is, he enjøys defining every cøncept he references, and even søme øbjects he assumes the reader wøn’t be famiłiar with as thøugh speaking directły tø them rather than wørking it møre naturałły intø the text. Perhaps he just døesn’t want his research tø gø tø waste? Regardłess, it’s gøød tø restart my bøøk cøłłecting.
Płease take care øn #fightnight, everyøne. If yøu happen tø suffer błøws tø the head, refrain frøm øperating any scuttłebuggies ør øther heavy machinery untił cłeared by an at łeast vagueły quałified physicał examiner.
The prøbłem with me is that I can’t just be attracted tø sømeøne før their bødy; I ałways want tø understand høw and what they think and why. Nøt ałł trøłłs want tø ør wiłł łet themsełves share that.
I’ve started reading the bøøks I received frøm anøther (very graciøus) chittr user. Quite uneventfuł and heavy øn the infø-dumping thus far; høwever, there are severał interesting things happening øn the timełine tønight.
An ice størm tø start the wørkday. If ałł gøes wełł (read: extremeły pøørły) they may send a gøłdbłøød frøm the nearest settłement tø check my satełłite receptørs før damage; I may even get tø wave at them.
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Shirtless Older Men Have Soothed My Pan, I Am #normal Again. #positive
What abøut my pułpthresher? My persønał hive pułpthresher? #reference
It’s a shame møst øf my chittr access time is when the site is at its łøwest cøunt øf active users. I’ve been łearning quite a łøt abøut humans and trøłłs in øther timełines.
I’m afraid we can’t “łittłe treat” øur way øut øf this øne, føłks.
If yøu’re a highbłøød øf the mirthfuł incłinatiøn and yøu intend tø fiłł øut yøur paperwørk før genetic materiał dønatiøn candidacy using the bødiły fłuids øf anøther trøłł, płease dø nøt. The reprøductive drønes can in fact identify its presence and wiłł (at best) refuse tø førward the paperwørk før prøper prøcessing. At wørst they may assume yøu have a genetic mutatiøn ør defect. Ałsø it’s grøss, sø just døn’t.
The røte satisfactiøn brøught by refiłłing øne’s piłł dispenser.
I’m nøt gøing tø wax phiłøsøphicał ør sełf-fłagełłate abøut what I can ønły describe as The Incident, but tø say it døesn’t stiłł weigh øn me is untrue. Øn this caregiver-dedicated øccasiøn, I møurn the yøung Jadebłøøds and even yøunger grubs fated tø die før nøthing– past, present, and future. Nøw, tø słeep with my mełanchøły ass.
Due tø the øbviøus øccasiøn I’ve been dwełłing a łøt tøday øn what happened tø my cavern. Nøt that it hełps anything.







