Viriad Vidium
@catatonicApostate
Former brooding cavern regional manager. Now relegated to the far north to file your geneslurry donation paperwork for the Ecclesiastibureaucratic Order. Opinions expressed are my own, unfortunately.
A bit møre inførmatiøn øn me. In hønør øf pride mønth, łet’s say. https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/vir1.png https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/vir2.png
Periødic reminder tø uncłench yøur jaw.
Prøøf that søme førm øf gøødness exists: whatever the fuck happened tø that Jøseph guy whiłe I was asłeep. Gøød riddance.
vwhos joseph
Just a user øn here whø was ałways pubłicły shaming and abusing his matesprit.
oh. I hope that guy is dead
hoooly shit i missed that. there is justiCe after all.
I’m nøt sure what exactły happened, but as łøng as we døn’t have tø łøøk at his bułłshit (and Zuccia øf cøurse is safe) I’m perfectły cøntent.
¥es, I’łł have tø stand with team Słeeping Nude øn this øne. A łittłe nap can be achieved whiłe dressed, but it’łł certainły be unsatisfying.
dIdn't really get Int0 It untIl my mate5prIt fIr5t m0ved In wIth me, but yeah, It really I5 the be5t 0ptI0n
I simpły feeł a restrictiøn tøø uncømførtabłe tø rest when I’m wearing anything møre than my underwear øf chøice. And given I ałmøst never słeep øutside øf my recuperacøøn anymøre, it simpły isn’t wørth the extra łaundry.
In anøther timełine I cøułd be sømeøne’s pretty, hømøsexuał head øf staff. That’s nice tø think abøut. Nicer than reałity, anyway.
I'm reałły great at typing øut a respønse tø a pøst ør even my øwn pøst and then deciding ønce it's døne that actuałły I dø nøt give a fuck and dełeting it. I suggest everyøne get in øn this, tøø.
I’łł never støp espøusing the vałues øf całcium in a trøłł’s diet. “I feeł sø weak and łethargic nø matter høw much I słeep!!!” That is yøur bønes and muscłes crying øut før całcium. ¥øu prøbabły get płenty øf prøtein, but yøu need yøur trace vitamins and minerałs tøø.
I absøłuteły saw this cøming. Łike søme kind øf Seer, even.
There are płenty øf mørałły gray, nuanced users øn this site whøse situatiøns necessitate a łøt øf discussiøn and understanding. … which makes it ałł the møre øbviøus and pathetic when the Cartøøn Viłłain łøgs øn.
D☾ y☾u need me t☾ dunk ☾n cart☾☾n villain. P☾int and I will d☾ equivalent ☾f sh☾ve in l☾cker. ʕxᴥ•ʔ
You’re right but sadly that doesn’t even narrow it down, there’s a ton of those losers on here.
[COMBO S7^R7++] "MY EVIL PL^N IS IN PROGRESS", RUbbing 7heir h^nds 7oge7her like ^ fuckin bug 😭 [COMBO -- BROKEN]
I mean… this was pøsted with a specific trøłł that many users øpenły disłike in mind, yes, but I (prøbabły) cannøt sanctiøn viøłence against him. But he certainły deserves at łeast that much.
It can be a refreshingły simpłe thing, tø see a mundane baddie at wørk.
Underst☾☾d, if this ever changes I am usually available f☾r empl☾yment. Unless I'm already ☾n a j☾b. ʕxᴥ•ʔ
Unførtunateły I døn’t have the prøper accøutrements før “Maid Dress Mønday”. Maybe I can find a different prøfessiøn tø sexuałize før a different day.
contrstuct|on wrker tuesdAAy when
I can’t think øf any way tø imprøve upøn a cønstructiøn wørker. The standard øne is unbearabły sexy tø me ałready.
There is no chin behind The Mountain's beard. There's only another fist. #TheMountainposting
Did anyøne ełse just hear a singłe angełic nøte?
What a terribłe night tø have a curse.* Especiałły with nø way tø break it… nøt in a truły satisfying manner, anyway. (*Empire-enførced abstinence and isøłatiøn.)
Wøułd that it were that easy. Før ałł øur sakes, hønestły.
I łike tø think I’m tøø… tiresøme før such things anymøre, but I spent søme time tøday thinking sømeøne całłed me “cute” and it did have a… brightening effect.
May I pøst my new icøn nøw? Have I cørrectły finagłed the embed? I swear regex was łetting me hide the łink but stiłł embed the image beføre. https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/nøther_viriad.png
I think some of you would benefit tremendously from becoming acquainted with the concept of kayfabe. Whenever someone is kidnapped, trapped in a SGRUB session, stranded somewhere hostile, dying spectacularly, et cetera, there is inevitably someone in the replies going, "Oh, but you had time to Chit about it?" As though the natural conclusion is that the character, presently dangling upside-down over a vat of acid, has taken out their phone, carefully unlocked it, opened Chittr, composed three paragraphs and selected an appropriate reaction image. This is not necessarily what is occurring. Chittr is the medium through which the narrative has elected to present itself. The post exists because we, the audience, require some means of observing the event. Sometimes the posting itself is diegetic. Sometimes it is only partially diegetic. Sometimes you are effectively reading a stage direction wearing the skin of a social media post. You are foolish to assume this website that stretches across an infinite amount of timelines, universes, and means of interaction is nothing short of a mythical artifact, perhaps even a Juju. Professional wrestling does not cease being a wrestling match because the camera happens to be perfectly positioned to capture a conversation backstage. Nobody turns toward the cameraman and asks why he is being permitted to stand three feet away while two men conspire to commit aggravated assault. You accept the camera because the camera is how the story reaches you. The same courtesy should probably be extended to someone live-Chitting their kidnapping. They are not necessarily exposing their location to their captor, compromising the integrity of their SGRUB session, or somehow finding excellent cellular reception inside the narrative equivalent of Hell. You are simply being permitted to see what is happening because this is the proscenium we have chosen. Please respect the kayfabe. It is doing a remarkable amount of structural labor for you.
Perhaps it is the syntactical nuance that is lost on you. Cronus is not known for saying, "I think some of you would benefit tremendously from becoming acquainted with the concept of kayfabe. Whenever someone is kidnapped, trapped in a SGRUB session, stranded somewhere hostile, dying spectacularly, et cetera, there is inevitably someone in the replies going, "Oh, but you had time to Chit about it?" As though the natural conclusion is that the character, presently dangling upside-down over a vat of acid, has taken out their phone, carefully unlocked it, opened Chittr, composed three paragraphs and selected an appropriate reaction image. This is not necessarily what is occurring. Chittr is the medium through which the narrative has elected to present itself. The post exists because we, the audience, require some means of observing the event. Sometimes the posting itself is diegetic. Sometimes it is only partially diegetic. Sometimes you are effectively reading a stage direction wearing the skin of a social media post. You are foolish to assume this website that stretches across an infinite amount of timelines, universes, and means of interaction is nothing short of a mythical artifact, perhaps even a Juju. Professional wrestling does not cease being a wrestling match because the camera happens to be perfectly positioned to capture a conversation backstage. Nobody turns toward the cameraman and asks why he is being permitted to stand three feet away while two men conspire to commit aggravated assault. You accept the camera because the camera is how the story reaches you. The same courtesy should probably be extended to someone live-Chitting their kidnapping. They are not necessarily exposing their location to their captor, compromising the integrity of their SGRUB session, or somehow finding excellent cellular reception inside the narrative equivalent of Hell. You are simply being permitted to see what is happening because this is the proscenium we have chosen. Please respect the kayfabe. It is doing a remarkable amount of structural labor for you." Cronus is actually known for saying "i think some of you vwould benefit tremendously from becoming acquainted vwith the concept of kayfabe. #kayfabe #chittr #chittrpsa #narrativwe #metatextual #metamale vwhenevwer someone is kidnapped, trapped in a sgrub session, stranded somevwhere hostile, dying spectacularly, et cetera, there is inevwitably someone in the replies going, "oh, but you had time to chit about it?" as though the natural conclusion is that the character, presently dangling upside-dowvn ovwer a vwat of acid, has taken out their phone, carefully unlocked it, opened chittr, composed three paragraphs and selected an appropriate reaction image. this is not necessarily vwhat is occurring. chittr is the medium through vwhich the narrativwe has elected to present itself. the post exists because vwe, the audience, require some means of observwing the evwent. sometimes the posting itself is diegetic. sometimes it is only partially diegetic. sometimes you are effectivwely reading a stage direction vwearing the skin of a social media post. you are foolish to assume this vwebsite that stretches across an infinite amount of timelines, univwerses, and means of interaction is nothing short of a mythical artifact, perhaps evwen a juju. professional vwrestling does not cease being a vwrestling match because the camera happens to be perfectly positioned to capture a convwersation backstage. nobody turns tovward the cameraman and asks vwhy he is being permitted to stand three feet avway vwhile tvwo men conspire to commit aggravwated assault. you accept the camera because the camera is howv the story reaches you. the same courtesy should probably be extended to someone livwe-chitting their kidnapping. they are not necessarily exposing their location to their captor, compromising the integrity of their sgrub session, or somehowv finding excellent cellular reception inside the narrativwe equivwalent of hell. you are simply being permitted to see vwhat is happening because this is the proscenium vwe havwe chosen. please respect the kayfabe. it is doing a remarkable amount of structural labor for you." As much is said in the post above.
An incredibly necessary analysis. Those who complain about such things are unaware of what exactly they are attacking. Listening to them results in a flatter, less interesting story.
Ah, I understand much more succinctly now, Rose.
Brevity is oft alluded to as being the soul of wit.
we did just get a rankmaid back s0 perhaps things are improving and we'll get less 0f a 3-1 ratio 0f some0ne actually doing shit vs. a cr0wd of midwits whining ab0ut their privilege two see activity.
if i ever find myself in one of these predicaments and i'M posting on the timeline, please know it is not "kayfabe" doing it for me. this chittr shit is fucking serious to a chud like me. i WILL be livechitting it for the sake of the clout. that'S just how much it means to me. but, in a way, that'S my own personal kayfabe, i guess.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... [ACTION:QUERY] if i check tthe feed pr0per|y am i g0ing tt0 find a |ive-chitted kidnapping? [END MESSAGE]
No. I timed this during the lack of a kidnapping as to not be drowned out by incessant bitching.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthank y0u. [END MESSAGE]
You're welcome, Pascal.
Nøw that the site's busier I'd łike tø pøse the same questiøn I asked Haze earłier: when engaging with a transłated piece øf media, wøułd yøu rather the transłatiøn be as cłøse tø the øriginał as pøssibłe, with øne-tø-øne wørding even if søme idiøms and phrases døn't carry øver wełł, ør wøułd yøu prefer if the transłatiøn føcused øn preserving the emøtiønał cøntext øf the scene rather than adhering tø the text exactły as it was øriginałły pubłished? I understand there's nuance but if yøu had tø pick ønły øne side. Vøte nøw øn yøur devices. ♠️: I think the creatør's specific wørd chøices shøułd be preserved, even if I have tø wørk a łittłe harder tø understand what certain phrases ør diałects mean. Łearning these things enriches the experience. ♥️: The emøtiønał thrust øf the scene shøułd take precedence, and the transłatiøn can take whatever łiberties it needs tø preserve that. The text can be ałtered tø a degree if it hełps yøu understand and cønnect tø it. ♦️/♣️: I døn't encøunter this prøbłem ør think abøut it, but I want tø press a buttøn.
#NewIcøn
Nø, płease. Døn't embed. Anything but that.
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Haven’t seen this much green øn the feed since the Great Fełt Fłøød øf ‘99. Wait a secønd. Déjà vu…
It can be gøød tø take a break frøm prøjects and dø sømething unrełated før a bit. Hełps prevent burnøut. Gives yøu a chance tø assess yøur prøgress and evałuate yøur next few steps.