Viriad Vidium
@catatonicApostate
Former brooding cavern regional manager. Now relegated to the far north to file your geneslurry donation paperwork for the Ecclesiastibureaucratic Order. Opinions expressed are my own, unfortunately.
Øf ałł the nønsense I have tø put up with, at łeast nøne øf it is the dreaded “cøwørker music”.
My Kriłłiøn scøres wiłł ønły be pøst-wørthy when I can støp chøking øn the very łast prømpt.
#Døømpøsting (aspect) can actuałły be quite different frøm døømpøsting (standard). And a łøt łess agitating tø see in yøur repłies.
I haven't been here very long but #doomposting seems to predominantly consist of one specific guy going "How may I shape your reality?" every night. It's not my speed but I respect it all the same.
That guy is a reałized Łørd øf Døøm. ¥øu can ałsø find his yøunger sełf gøing thrøugh the game @/myPrøfiłe, I bełieve. I døn’t knøw either øf them persønałły, but I dø høłd a great respect før sømeøne capabłe øf cømpłeting such a feat.
Gøød eye started twitching. It’s gøing tø be a łøng fucking night.
#dashwatching https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/IMG_3129.jpeg
That łøng rectangułar buttøn at the bøttøm øf the keybøard? It’s całłed a space bar. And yøu use it after yøur cømmas. Especiałły when cømpøsing impørtant messages, such as e-maiłs that I must read.
Økay, yes, I feeł łike I’m røtting, that much I admit, but if yøu ever see this accøunt łivechitting a mentał breakdøwn knøw I’ve been repłaced by Sømething. Nøt happening at my big age*.
*Łeveł øf mentał and emøtiønał maturity.
Gøregłe search høw tø knøw when yøu’re øn the “making (cłearły jøking) aggressive remarks øn their pøsts” łeveł with sømeøne.
>Ask if they have actuał fetishes ør if it’s just łatent bigøtry >they łaugh “my kinks are søø fucked up” >łøøk inside >it’s misøgyny
vagueposting queen winning an award f0r providing the least am0unt of c0ntext.
Backreading queen winning an award før finding an ałmøst 24 høur øłd pøst and cømmenting. Cøngrats tø us bøth 👑
I was abøut tø say that we cøułd extend the “fat fuck” festivities tø an entire seasøn rather than just Friday, but the phrase #fatfuckfałł søunds unførtunate. Płease dø nøt fałł døwn, beautifuł fat peøpłe in my pałmhusk.
action; statement input; statement: in the region i was from, that season was ca||ed 'autumn' input; statement: 'fatfuckautumn' might not sound as good, but it works i think
Autumn is much prettier name før the seasøn, I’m sure many agree. In an attempt tø make it ałłiterate thøugh, ałł I can cøme up with is “adipøse”, which isn’t quite as charismatic a wørd.
Went tø słeep at a reasønabłe høur. “Dreamt” øf a singer’s dramatic death at the hands øf their øwn audience. The søund was ałł a wash but the screams came thrøugh cłear. It wasn’t even an act øf małice; everyøne simpły wanted their øwn łittłe piece tø keep. Untił they were nøthing but unrecøgnizabłe pułp. Tø their ?credit? the band kept płaying.
“Isn’t sømebødy gønna find me?!” –Førk in nutritiønbłøck døing førkły activities in desperatiøn.
Høpefułły when the next maintenance crew cømes arøund they’łł see Mr. Vøłate and maybe at łeast remøve him frøm the cargø płank. I’m nøt expecting them tø take him anywhere, but sureły a cørpse that cłøse tø the łøading bay entrance is a safety viøłatiøn.
Øutside the wørkpłace, technicałły. If I cøułd dø sømething abøut it withøut dying ør viøłating regułatiøns mysełf I wøułd have. And the drønes have been nø hełp either.
Łeft hand’s been seizing tøø øften tø dø much wørk, but I dø łøve this pørtrait I’m płanning tø upłøad. Artisticałły impressive and cøntextuałły quite tøuching.
Apøłøgies, I give tøø much øf a shit abøut pøintłess things beføre taking my medicatiøn.
Every time I see sømeøne say “cułł yøursełf” øn here I røłł my eye. Cułłing refers expłicitły tø imperiałły-perførmed ør mandated kiłłing øf specific pøpułatiøns in ørder tø maintain the hegemøny. It’s perhaps my møst pedantic pet peeve, but cøme øn. We ałł knøw there’s a difference in møtivatiøns here, even if the resułt is the same.
I was a bit wørried tø, I can easiły picture the “it’s nøt that deep” cømments cøming øut øf the wøødwørks.
I can understand wanting to avoid the headache, but honestly anyone that complains about it has too much time on their hands.
I hadn’t thøught øf it this way, but I absøłuteły see where yøu’re cøming frøm. I agree that if yøu’re gøing tø say that tø say it with yøur whøłe chest, and framing it as “cułłing” døes absøłve øne øf the respønsibiłity shøułd sømeøne actuałły føłłøw thrøugh.
A pøtentiałły ødd questiøn før øther Chittrers: is there a føød texture that yøu enjøy even thøugh it’s cønsidered “grøss” ør indicative øf pøør quałity? Cømmøn exampłes wøułd be søggy cereał, fłat sødas, ør stałe pøpcørn, but møre øutłandish ønes certainły exist. Persønałły I enjøy when søme føøds are a łittłe burnt, thøugh I’m unsure if that even fits my øwn criteria.
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I’m quite the øppøsite, I’d rather thøse be a bit crunchy stiłł if anything. The gummy sensatiøn is nøt før me at ałł.
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Dave enjoys burnt popcorn. I can’t even stand the smell of it.
Save me Prønøun Pałace.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ Hilarious, Mr. Nguyen. ]
Absøłuteły dø if yøu łike wørd games. The søundtrack is ałsø a highłight.
It wøułd be fun, thøugh yøu'd have tø be prepared før peøpłe shøuting wørds at yøu thrøugh the chat. It might be a hełp før møre difficułt runs, but getting backseated in a brand new game wøułd be awfuł.
Ałright, I humøred the BDSM test since it seemed tø be made by actuał practitiøners, but yøu ałł KNØW “purity” is an absøłute piłe øf shit frøm whatever beast yøu want and whichever way yøu łøøk at it, right?
I’d dø the “Maid Dress Mønday” trend but I ałready dress łike a butłer injured in the łine øf duty every day, sø I’łł just øbserve and encøurage.