Viriad Vidium
@catatonicApostate
Former brooding cavern regional manager. Now relegated to the far north to file your geneslurry donation paperwork for the Ecclesiastibureaucratic Order. Opinions expressed are my own, unfortunately.
Dreamt abøut receiving imprøper DMs øn this site. Ønce upøn a time that’d be a sign I need tø back away, but at this pøint I’łł take it øver the Visiøns øf Demise (trademark).
Øn øne hand, my pøst was meant tø emułate the chittr dash which was why it had “whø want me” øn it twice (because it’s truthfuł), but øn the øther it feełs as thøugh it restarted the chain øf “whø want me” pøsts, sø I suppøse the øriginał was sørt øf sełf-fułfiłłing.
chittr user 1: anybødy knøw if we gøt mass psychøsis game tøday 😭 chittr user 2: whø want me chittr user 3: whø want me #vaguepøsting chittr user 4: the łab is łacing my grueł with høøfbeast-grade amphetamines. chittr user 5: (unreadabłe quirk) chittr user 6: (eridan)
It's like I'm re★lly scrolling Chittr rn
Anyway, I’d prøbabły be a burying beetłe. Nøt fun ør głamørøus but we can’t ałł be charismatic megafauna.
There are very many trøłłs with just as many animałistic prøperties devełøped. What I’ve ałways wøndered is whether thøse wøułd have devełøped in any setting, ør if a yøung trøłł, when taken in by a łusus øf a particułar species, grøws tø mimic its guardian. Essentiałły, døes a łusus sense a grub wiłł be simiłar tø it, ør døes the grub grøw tø suit the łusus’ møłd?
Łiterature øn this is sparse and indecisive. Ønce it was by and łarge agreed that łusii cøułd nøt be sełectiveły bred intø møre “pøwerfuł” førms tø be made tø raise møre cønsistentły “pøwerfuł” trøłłs, Empire interest fłagged significantły. And it isn’t as thøugh we jades cøułd føłłøw up øn the grubs and łusii whø had departed.
Ałright, I’ve expended my bimønthły attempts at cømedy. Back tø bełeaguered pøsting. #bełeagueredpøsting
Øur płanned reałity shøw, Chittr’s Next Tøp Cøsmic Entity, has been unførtunateły shełved due tø a łack øf staffing. A prøducer was quøted saying “Ałł arøund, they make terribłe høsts.”
I øught tø invest in a cøntainer that høłds a perigee’s wørth øf medicatiøn in its cømpartments rather than just a wipe’s. Seems I’m ałways refiłłing this thing.
Chittr, we have tø remember: this is a traditiønał part øf highbłøød Hønør Duełs. ¥øu grind yøur tips against øne anøther tø test the give øf the swørds and ensure the quałity øf øne’s metał and mettłe. #dashwatching #cøpypasta
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i am just waiting for one of them to publish actual literary erotica. biographical or no
MUŁTIPŁE times, even. https://chittr.ing/prøfiłe/martiałVarnish/873656d7-c9d2-4b15-9dfc-09b109310f27
Før ałł we knøw this cøułd be a pubłicity stunt før an authør øf pitch erøtica. It wøułd be a cheeky but undeniabły effective møve.
OBJECTION! no, because an author or publishing hive wouldn't send auditerrorizers after me for engaging in the publicity stunt. i know everything about marketing & advertisement & that's just not how you do it
Have yøu genuineły been cøntacted by Empire auditerrørizers? I wasn’t aware; I wøułd say that this is a massive waste øf Empire resøurces but… yøu knøw what they say. When sømeøne at the tøp øf the ładder shits, etc. etc.
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i have a wipe to *really* cook the books.
If there’s anything yøu might need the hełp øf an archivist før ør transcriptiøn services, płease reach øut, I’łł dø what I can tø pitch in ør pøint yøu in a gøød directiøn.
In the midst øf ałł this discussiøn I’m taking a møment tø be thankfuł that heałth and dieting grifters are ałł but nønexistent øn this site. Say what yøu want abøut Chittr, but at łeast nøbødy is trying tø sełł yøu their macrøfungus pøwder suppłements.
New cøpypasta just drøpped. https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/IMG_2893.jpeg
Make sure yøu ønły use it in cømpłeteły płatønic circumstances and ønły under the watchfuł gaze øf Øfficiał Empire Grinding Speciałists, økay? #suggestive #øfhønørabłecømbat.
Nodding... taking notes, there's some real heated-rivals potential here.
:33 < it is a traditional purrt of highblood pawnor duels. mew grind mewr tips against one anofurr to test the give of the bulges and enpurr the qualmeowty of one's meowtal and meowttal. :00 < nsfw
It’s the turnarøund frøm høw quickły they went frøm pøsting abøut høw we were ałł sø føøłish tø øvershare øn søciał media tø detaiłing exactły what happened tø them that night and where, framed łike an erøtic całiginøus słøw-burn nøveł før me. Genuineły head-spinning.
Honestly. If I didn't know any better, I'd think maybe there's something deeper going on between those two. But of course. There surely isn't. Naturally. Just grinding ones tips together as is tradition. No metaphor here.
<< Don't forget 2 k:22 ur opp and al2o 2ay no homo >>
'Nø, that excłamatiøn pøint was tøø strøng øf a chøice, I shøułd have simpły used a periød. And a møre førmał farewełł sø it didn't seem as curt ør abrupt.' -Nørmał thøughts had by nørmał users.
Chuckłes sensibły, shaking my head just a tøuch. #dashwatching
¥øu knøw, I ałways føund it “funny” that the highbłøøds’ Mirthfuł Treatises are shared and cełebrated and studied but that the variøus written wørks by and abøut jadebłøøds and their histøry with the Møther Grub are secreted away and sømetimes nøt even tø be read by her very caretakers. Makes yøu think. Ør døesn’t, if øne enjøys their cømpłacency.
( When I go. To sleep in my cocoon. For the next seven days. I will have my fingers crossed. And they will be crossed in my sleep and I will try to manifest somebody does a little heist and releases the Mother Grub history tombs or whatever online and they never get caught ever. )<
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Sø. Høw might øne gø abøut tampering with the access cøntrøłs øn an ełevatør? Sø øne can avøid døing thøse things, naturałły. Wøułdn’t want tø cømprømise the integrity øf Empire prøperty.
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How would one find themselves in a situation where they want to actively not tamper with the access controls on an elevator?
When øne’s empłøyer, which may ør may nøt be a gøvernmentał pøwer, is cłearły trying tø keep them frøm seeing sømething in their øwn płace øf wørk. Wøułd hate tø accidentałły gain access tø pøtentiałły sensitive inførmatiøn, yøu see.
I see. Thankfułły I bełieve this mødeł isn’t particułarły mødern, sø this wiłł be an avenue tø cønsider. (Avøiding. Cønsider avøiding.)
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Using Chittr as the mørning newspaper is ałł fun and games untił it becømes the Duał Hørny & Mentałły Unwełł Høur. Which it ałmøst ałways is.
someone finally put it into wwords.
… Før nø particułar reasøn I feeł the need tø łet everyøne knøw that there has ałways been a percentage øf Jadebłøøds that are nøt chøsen før łife in the Brøøding Caverns, which are raised ałøngside øther grubs and chøsen by łusii łike øther grubs, and whø thereføre łive a nørmał łife øn the surface. The Møther Grub hersełf chøøses which øf us tend her. If yøu see a Jadebłøød øut and abøut that døes nøt mean they are a deserter, and hønestły it isn’t yøur fucking business. Łeave it tø the drønes.
fake post this chit has been fact checked by true alternian patriots
I nøticed yøur repły gøt a hate react within ten secønds øf its pøsting. Dø yøu just anticipate øur feełings and press the buttøn før yøursełf?
Hard tø føcus øn yøur given wørk when there is an infiniteły møre interesting, mysteriøus, and cømpełłing thing tø engage with right døwn the hałł.
Edging Wørdłe by refusing tø input the very øbviøus finał łetter untił the łast guess. #nsfw
I knew there had tø be møre tø the cømpøund-there’s fifty łift buttøns før crying øut łøud-but I simpły can’t access it. I’m nøt sure if I want tø. The łast Jades sequestered here may stiłł be døwn there før ałł I knøw.