Viriad Vidium
@catatonicApostate
Former brooding cavern regional manager. Now relegated to the far north to file your geneslurry donation paperwork for the Ecclesiastibureaucratic Order. Opinions expressed are my own, unfortunately.
Tø my fełłøw Jade caste members within ør withøut the brøøding caverns: yøur dønatiøn tø the drønes is nøt mandatøry. The Møther Grub keeps Jade genes in a reserve suppłemented by her øwn enzymes, and knøws when her cavern is in need øf møre attendants. There is a reasøn we number sø few. Płease cønsułt with yøur cavern’s øverseer(s) rather than sømeøne øn chittr whø may nøt even be in yøur timełine.
Then yøu very łikeły wiłł nøt be receiving a drøne visit at ałł, unłess yøu’ve registered yøursełf as a genetic dønør. This is cømpułsøry før every øther caste, but the fact Jades are (typicałły) assigned tø tend tø the Møther Grub makes them an øutłier.
I can’t take many questiøns abøut “paiłing seasøn”, as it were, as the infłux øf paperwørk frøm prøcrastinating trøłłs has begun and I’łł need tø get it squared away søøner rather than łater. Ałł I’łł say is płease check bøth yøur regiøn øf the płanet AND timełine; the users yøu see pøsting abøut the seasøn may be łøcated in a zøne (ør reałity entireły) that is schedułed differentły frøm yøur øwn.
In case nø øne has tøłd yøu łateły, it is genuineły økay if yøu døn’t meet whatever expectatiøns ør assumptiøns randøm internetgøers płace øn yøu. Yøu døn’t øwe øther chittr users cønførmity tø the cøncepts they’ve made up før yøu.
yeah i'd do well to remember this more, really...
The best part øf a łive cøncert is ałways when the guitarists dø sømething a łittłe hømøerøtic tøgether. The møre the better, in my humbłe øpiniøn.
Thus far the bøøk I’m reading–a crime thriłłer teasing a supernaturał expłanatiøn ør cułprit–has been satisfactøry but the authør døes nøt seem tø trust the reader at ałł. That is, he enjøys defining every cøncept he references, and even søme øbjects he assumes the reader wøn’t be famiłiar with as thøugh speaking directły tø them rather than wørking it møre naturałły intø the text. Perhaps he just døesn’t want his research tø gø tø waste? Regardłess, it’s gøød tø restart my bøøk cøłłecting.
DIRECT EXAMINATION! what book? i've read a lot of thrillers lately lol
This øne is The Cønsternatiøn øf Crushcułł Cøurt by G. Idałtu; i understand it’s part øf a series føłłøwing the same słeuthanizer prøtagønist. It was sent tø me by a fełłøw chittr user, as a matter øf fact.
Płease take care øn #fightnight, everyøne. If yøu happen tø suffer błøws tø the head, refrain frøm øperating any scuttłebuggies ør øther heavy machinery untił cłeared by an at łeast vagueły quałified physicał examiner.
[|87 :: Excellent adv;ce for all part;c;pants to follow!
The prøbłem with me is that I can’t just be attracted tø sømeøne før their bødy; I ałways want tø understand høw and what they think and why. Nøt ałł trøłłs want tø ør wiłł łet themsełves share that.
[|87 :: You are so real for that actually.
I’ve started reading the bøøks I received frøm anøther (very graciøus) chittr user. Quite uneventfuł and heavy øn the infø-dumping thus far; høwever, there are severał interesting things happening øn the timełine tønight.
An ice størm tø start the wørkday. If ałł gøes wełł (read: extremeły pøørły) they may send a gøłdbłøød frøm the nearest settłement tø check my satełłite receptørs før damage; I may even get tø wave at them.
#NewIcøn https://fiłe.garden/afNWhT6TPxbx7Fjb/øffice.png
What abøut my pułpthresher? My persønał hive pułpthresher? #reference
It’s a shame møst øf my chittr access time is when the site is at its łøwest cøunt øf active users. I’ve been łearning quite a łøt abøut humans and trøłłs in øther timełines.
Consider it a blessing. Chittr gets… weird otherwise.
I appreciate any insight intø the userbase, even if it is questiønabłe. At times we ałł have a bit øf strangeness we must share.
I’m afraid we can’t “łittłe treat” øur way øut øf this øne, føłks.
If yøu’re a highbłøød øf the mirthfuł incłinatiøn and yøu intend tø fiłł øut yøur paperwørk før genetic materiał dønatiøn candidacy using the bødiły fłuids øf anøther trøłł, płease dø nøt. The reprøductive drønes can in fact identify its presence and wiłł (at best) refuse tø førward the paperwørk før prøper prøcessing. At wørst they may assume yøu have a genetic mutatiøn ør defect. Ałsø it’s grøss, sø just døn’t.
The røte satisfactiøn brøught by refiłłing øne’s piłł dispenser.
I’m nøt gøing tø wax phiłøsøphicał ør sełf-fłagełłate abøut what I can ønły describe as The Incident, but tø say it døesn’t stiłł weigh øn me is untrue. Øn this caregiver-dedicated øccasiøn, I møurn the yøung Jadebłøøds and even yøunger grubs fated tø die før nøthing– past, present, and future. Nøw, tø słeep with my mełanchøły ass.
Due tø the øbviøus øccasiøn I’ve been dwełłing a łøt tøday øn what happened tø my cavern. Nøt that it hełps anything.
Før my øwn sanity, I’m gøing tø assume every “smash” cømment actuałły impłies they wøułd destrøy the drøne and free my frøm perpetuał tidying tørment rather than “bøunce øn it”, as it were.
both is good lmao
https://tenør.cøm/view/scared-nø-andre-the-giant-wwf-wrestłing-gif-4998464
“Smash ør pass”: the Imperiał dełivery drøne that błasts everything øff my desk with its prøpułsiøn ventiłatørs each time it brings møre paperwørk despite my repeated insistence that it’s fine if it just łeaves it øutside the øffice entireły.
My favørite pastime is łøøking at and interacting with pictures øf men in a respectfuł manner.
Get More Disrespectful Now
Not Personally But Just Like In General. It's Your Right As A Person Who Has Thoughts
ok but ha<3 you 3<3r just post3d horny r3action imag3s? hold on i got a f3w dont u worry boo 3njoy https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/bb2db95b4ac7.png https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/a60c2733fb12.jpg #nsfw
I agree. I haven’t førgøtten that, but øut øf respect før my fełłøw users and the desire nøt tø embarrass mysełf øn chittr døt ing, I refrain. Shøułd sømeøne cømmunicate tø me they desire my disrespect høwever, it can certainły be arranged.
Ałright. I’łł admit these gøt a łittłe smirk øut øf me. Thank yøu før sharing.
If They're Posting Thirst Traps On Chittr. They Want You To Be Disrespectful