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one step forward. two steps back. there's something about the caverns. but i cant get into them. guess jades are strict about that.|
patiwnt bit mw and chippwd a tooth what a dithguthting littlw wigglwr i HATW pwdiatric appointmwntth
✧જ⁀ Alright!!! People are starting to awake from their half-time rests, make sure to get ⚾︎ut there and win big and strong!!! Seize the day!!! Get that hive run!!! Others idioms!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
We have our first technical tie for #candybrawl, so as the sole tiebreaker, I will give it to 3 Musketeers. This first matchup of the day is a doozy. Two classics in their own right. Hershey's Bar (Red reacts) VS. KitKat (Black reacts)
#aspe(ttalk 3/12: doom i owe ever7 doom pla7er an apolog7. this su(ks. this su(ks so goddamn mu(h. ever7 thought is leaden with hopelessness. m7 bod7 feels so heav7. i’m so tired. i thought life pla7ers were the mightiest. and the7 are, ph7si(all7, what with life being the aspe(t of health and power and strength. but doom pla7ers have the opposite of that. their aspe(t is a fu(king albatross around their ne(ks. and still the7 (ontinue. still the7 thrive, even! the7’re the strongest of us all. and now i have to be that, too. one step at a time. one da7 at a time. i’ve (ome this far. 7ou’ve (ome this far. 7ou (an take another step. and so (an i.
Yeah now I feel gross for having asked
i will nøt lie. møre øften than nøt, i find øther universes' apprøach tø helming tø be cømpletely fucking baffling. why were yøu helmed beføre physical and psiønic maturity? why is yøur prøcessing pøwer sø *limited*? why is yøur nutritiønal intake nøt autømated?
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ☪︎Ⱥn 屮-∊ upgrȺd-∊ ♱Ω ♱ΩmȺ♱ΩΣ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
▒ ▒ ▒▒ ▒ ▒ It's sti↾↾ finishing the hunt. What a good ↾itt↾e barkbeast it is. You'↾↾ be stuck with me for a whi↾e, I'm afraid. Is there anything you want to know? ▒ ▒ ▒▒ ▒ ▒
is-it-better-to-be-powerful-or-knowledgeable? ♥:-powerful ♠:-knowledgeable ♦:-power-and-knowledge-are-the-same-thing ♣:-nuance/other-(comment?)
have-you-ever-been-in-love? ♥:-yes ♠:-no ♦:-i-don't-know ♣:-nuance/other-(comment?)
Shades replacement acquired until I can find my Brand again. Life is Beautiful. Always trust a stranger on the internet with your address
If anyone's here to somehow make a profit, I'll eat five hats that I do not own.
♦ A HOO HOO!! Better temper tHat temper!! ♣
Sleeping on the elongated sit platform tolight because he kicked me out of our respite block~. It's so cold without him~.~.~. What am I going to do if he serves me the human divorce papers~? How am I going to explain it to our grub, when he grows up~? How am I supposed to tell him that his father is absent because he doesn't love him enough~? That he ran at the first opportunity~? That he lied, when he held me close, stroked my luminous hair, and ass~ured me that we would weather any hardship together~? This is all to say that I'm not okay~. I'm going to need space during this difficult time~. Don't message me unless you're a beau~tiful, single woman~. #Gladiator #Sadiator #TheHumanEmotionCalled #Divorce #MyChud #MyChudsband #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/cbf02b7b282b~.png
be honest with me am i gonna be reincarnated as a flea or what
^One creates a WEBSITE account to keep an eye on one's diamond and finds poor pitiful wriyylers sayiny laser printiny devices outperform yrubink printiny devices. Hah! As if the colour proof were anythiny similar!^
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < oral and cannibalism are just a single choice apart. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < make that choice.
got kiicked out of harm2 & woeful for puttiing all the clown biible2 iin the fiictiion 2ectiion.
What if I dump Jake for good and reignite my slut era? Clock in for dom duty, one might say.
there is no appropriate reaction button for ; ' i never like nor hate this , but i'm morbidly intrigued . '
Casper, no, stay your hand. You can’t get into an argument. You’ve been awake for almost thirty hours. Put the palm husk down.
I feel likke very often, people do not reaalise how scaary it is, haaving memory issues. YOu thinkk you lockked the door, but then someone comes tell you off for forgetting to lockk it aand you haave to wonder if you reaally forgot, or if there is some straanger in the hive with you now. AAnd haaving forgotten might be the better option, but it is not good either, it is still terrifying. HOw long until you staart forgetting everything? YOu do not remember aalreaady haaving maade teaa, so the full mugs kkeep piling up. YOu caannot recaall if you haave eaaten aanything tonight. YOu forgot whaat you were doing. PEople kkeep telling you to live in the moment, but I do not thinkk they reaalise how horrible it is, when the moment is aall you haave
.im curious as to the number of fuckers on here who made it and are currently off planeT .show of frondS
Don't know why I was so anxious. Aside from my friend Being awake, no one else I know saw it, I got a few compliments, and My detective partner liked the post Okay Digging a hole and Burying myself in it. Bye everyone
((No one look at me Im facing the wall in shame))
[MISC.] ...] [I] I really. Want attention.] [I] I gotta go to work...]
[⚙︎ Ear|y |ight take whi|e I try to go back to s|eep: @ncestors are bu||shit made up to make highb|oods fee| specia|. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ "Oh, my b|ood|ine is o|d and specia|, I'm direct|y descended from The Throng|er themse|f." P|ease read one book on reproductive bio|ogy. ⚙︎] [⚙︎ @|| of your genes came from the s|urry. ⚙︎]
[I] In actual good news: have managed to push dinner date with boss back one full perigee.] [S] Should I get it over with: yes.] [A] Am I pushing it back to exercise some small amount of control over life: also yes.]
pens that make you cum instantly ouugughh im a pen slut
666--> How com3 l1k3, 4lmost 4ll th3 folks 1n th1s sh1thol3 31th3r h4v3n't got th31r off pl4n3t p4p3rs y3t or cl41m to h4v3 4ch13v3d godhood? Th3r3's no 1nb3tw33n. Why d1d so m4ny of you n3v3r m4k3 1t off pl4n3t b3for3 th3 myst3r1ous godr34r1ng forc3 4 n4tur3 sp1r1t3d you 4w4y? 4nd, how com3 1t l3t you 4ll sk1p 4dulthood d3ploym3nt 4nd not m3? 1'm dr4gg1ng you 4ll b4ck down to suff3r 1n Th3 4ngu1sh R1ng w1th m3 for 4 d4y do1ng sh1t l1k3 1nvolunt4ry 3mploym3nt 4nd p4y1ng t4x3s.
D! y!u ever hate when y!ur auspitice tells y!u t! get a j!b and maybe y!ur relati!nships with !ther pe!ple w!uld be better? I d! have a j!b I just d!n’t get paid fr!m it #IamAfuckingInvestigat!r
A question to all my doom players equivalents, will these voices ever stop?
I aM... GENEraLly SpeaKIng, a gOOd NATuREd PersoN, who is DEfINiTELy doING HIs BESt 100% OF ThE TIME. unforTUNatELY SOmEtiMES my BESt IS ViCious aND unpredictabLe MOod swiNgS tHat HaVE tO mAnAgeD AND thAt make Me FEEL LIke a wrIGgleR. I Am aWaRE Of thE ProbLem buT UnFORTuNaTEly being AwArE of The pRobLeM doEs noTHInG to aCTUAllY MiTigaTe THe SYmpToMs oF my coNditiON
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ Hilarious, Mr. Nguyen. ]
I dont want to go at all. The person i see is ok! I just have more important things to worry about!
D --> How do I %press that I wish to be kept as a prized stallion D --> But also a precious little colt lovingly doted on D --> But also I want to have my bones broke from time to time D --> All while sounding normal about it
dusktime beer on the job #substance #worklifebalance
i have an entire ¢ørner øf m¥ greenhiveblø¢k dedi¢ated tø grøwing thi$ weird leaf peøple tend tø pa¥ a løt and i døn't knøw what the¥ u$e it før but he¥ i'm nøt a$king que$tiøn$, i've tried a bun¢h øf different experiment$ øn it ju$t $eem$ like a regular plant tøø me nø ¢lue what the¥ dø with it $till, but ¢a$h i$ ¢a$h #$ub$tan¢e$
Anyone else just sorrta... know how t' do things? But ya don't know why ya know it?
⦓ Maybe I just. Stop caring. I don't know how to do that but it might resolve the issue of my chest hurting this badly when I think about what could possibly be going wrong with them. I can never do right by them. If I had sought them out and nothing was wrong they would have tried to kill me. If I haven't looked for them and they're in trouble, then they'll be mad at me for not looking for them and they'll try and kill me. I should just fade into the background. I should just stop here. Ah... But I'm worried about them... ⦔
What if you're one of the parties being intervened on.
Can an individual properly versed on the subject of auspisticism give me the crash course on how it works in practice, before I make an absolute fool of myself? Because I wouldn't know if I was even on the auspisticism SPECTRUM. Let alone on the dot.
For the first time, in a long time, a new word has entered the compendium of my lexicon. Jealoz noun | Jeal · oz | \ ˈjel-ōz \ , also \ ˈjel-əz \ Etymology A portmanteau of the word jealous and Kurloz (referring to Kurloz Makara, the Prince of Rage and mute subjugglator from the webcomic Homestuck). Definition 1 a: A specific characterization, mood, or alternate universe (AU) interpretation of the troll Kurloz Makara wherein he is entirely consumed by feelings of envy, romantic possessiveness, or territorial spite. 1 b: The state of experiencing intense jealousy while being physically incapable of vocalizing it, resulting in an overwhelming aura of silent, telepathic malice. 2: A manifestation of Kurloz who expresses displeasure regarding a romantic rival (often concerning Meulin Leijon, or more recently, Damara Megido) through aggressive, high-speed sign language, menacing unblinking stares, or the passive-aggressive placement of codpieces and clown paraphernalia. Usage Notes Because Kurloz cannot speak, a "Jealoz" is typically identified by behavioral cues rather than verbal complaints. Common symptoms of a Jealoz include unsolicited telepathic screaming, an increase in hostile miming, and ominously standing in the corner of a room while staring at the subject of their envy.
ok im gonna go back to my data entry work i guess sigh
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Oh now that's something to think about #newlookintobrattysubs #learningabouttrollrelationshipsiscoolfortimeslikethis #thanksforyourwisdom #nsfw
[P] PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME]
[H] Have my eyebags and visible tremor captivated you ?] [MISC.] ]
D --> "Greatest (SFW) guilty pleasure?" D --> I do not feel guilty about my pleasures D --> That is a lie D --> If I had to choose one, it would be reading company reviews simply for fun D --> Of the satisfied charity cases D --> And the unsatisfied ones as well ~~~~~~~ D --> "You prefer your little guys serious. Do you also prefer them to be in need of culling (Beforan Style) but still able to manage some responsibilities?" D --> I D --> Do not understand the question D --> When it comes to culling it is not about my preferences D --> Culling is my job and my purpose D --> It's the shape that I fit D --> But if I were to play in this park of balls D --> I would admit that yes, I suppose that I do D --> It gives me a sense of achievement to be around those in need of my help D --> But are also capable of basic functions such as cooking for themselves when necessary D --> But of course I would always cook for them D --> It is generally a difficult task D --> Much to memorize D --> Most lowb100ds are not capable of it D --> That is all for now
၄⋆၃ xhat i believe i might be "xooked"
!FINALLy .someone made an sfw evenT .it gets old listening to people complain about #sicknastysundaY getting to exist and shaming the people who gO .losers whine about shit that isnt for them just because they dont have their own shiT .cool trolls sees the gap, make something to fill it, and solve the problem in the procesS .enough #slutshaminG sick nasty and its attendeeS #nsfW #vaguepostinG
Dx yxu guys think I'd rxck a mxnxcle... I think I'd rxck a mxnxcle... But in like a humble hxmeless way...
Often i winder about the cruoelty ingerent to Sburb. Why children? Whybmust the old workd die? Why must vuardians be discarded like excess fat sliding off a George Foreman grill? For what megtaphysical reaosn must these teens - these little kids - be forved to give their lives? Amd ehy Why wasn't I allowed to meet her Why do I have to See my death encroaching on the horizons What purpose do thegse visions serve anymore Why Fucking Clowns
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[⚙︎ B|ock and move on, Raksha, b|ock and move on. @in't worth feeding that. ⚙︎]
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[FUNNY A$ FU#K IF MY AN#E$TOR I$ REALLY HAUNTING ME HE HA$ PROBABLY $EEN ME FU#K $O MANY TIME$ POOR GUY #N$FW]
o| ApPaReNtLy rOoMiE MaDe a dEaL WiTh sOmE JaDe fLiNg oF HiS To hElP OuT ShOuLd sHe nEeD It, StUpId aSs sHiT If yOu aSk mE BuT AlRiTe's nEvEr bEeN ThAt bRiGhT So iT ChEcKs oUt. AnYwAyS ThE JaDe iS On sOmE HeRoEs qUeSt oR WhAtEvEr tO SaVe a bUnCh oF ShItStAiN WrIgGlErS FrOm cUlLiNg aNd tHoUgHt "HeY ThIs pAtHeTiC BuLgEsUcKiNg tEaL Is aLrEaDy hElPiNg hIdE OnE PoS, wHy nOt gIvE HiM AnOtHeR?" sO NoW AlRiTe's gOt tWo oF Us fUcKeRs tO DeAl wItH LmAo, It wOuLd bE FuNnIeR If i dIdN'T HaVe tO HeLp rAiSe tHiS UgLy aSs tHiNg #nSfW In rEfErEnCe #WrIgGlErRaIsInG |o
its a forget to put your leg brace on and eat shit trying to get out of cupe kinda day anyways if anyone needs me ill be picking my dignity off the floor thanks (|:))) #disability #kindafunnytho
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🔎 The worst part of my job, quite often... is outing those having the affairs. 🔎 Investigating into it is fun... but. 🔎 The reaction from those asking is... not the best. 🔎 Breaking out into sobs. 🔎 Speechless, pusher-broken faces. 🔎 Some pitch-lovers even attempt to cull me in... anger. 🔎 It's... not fun.
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*thr0ugh tears* *0penly s0bbing* wh0 want me
i hope sadako's doing oka7
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i have a wipe to *really* cook the books.
I cant help but feel guilty seeing as I kind of snowballed all this caste discussion. Im sorry, chums <:(
At least, the highbloods ive met are rather okay gents... though I suppose they are the exception rather than the rule. Apologies for my ignorance, chums. :(
Im not so sure what's got so many of you lady's and gents in a tizzy, some of these highblood folk are real nice if you just talk to them! :B
This Imperial drama is gripping~. At first I assumed the 1st Officer was the one clearly on the receiving end of the affair, but now I'm not so sure~. He seems to be giving the Captain quite the tongue lashing~. I'm curious to see which of the two comes out on top of this skirmish~. #ThreshecutionerBlogging #LiveGladiatorReaction #DuelistBonds
i cry myself to sleep every night knowing i will never get a man pregnant
Attention, I am requesting, with the full courtesy of public notice, that users of this platform refrain from insinuating romance between Officers on the basis of professional rivalry, ceremonial offense, spilled drink, exposed indignity, or the regrettable theatricality of a sabre challenge. An Officer may despise another Officer. An Officer may file against another Officer. An Officer may seek correction, satisfaction, apology, humiliation, or blood from another Officer. None of this constitutes courtship. You may continue to confuse discipline with desire privately, where your imaginations can expire without requiring my acknowledgement. Otherwise, continue enjoying your night, light, or whatever is in between. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
DUDES ⧃N HERE BE RRGRGHAGAGGAGAGGHHHHGGGAGGGGHGHHHH
I need- To learn how to ignore trolls that simply wish to argue with me- Admittedly my curiosity has gotten the better of me but it has not been worth it-
D --> Does smash imply an easy victory? Is pass an act of resignation, a cowardly submission to an opponent yet fought
:33 < i pawffered to watch katnaya's grubs :33 < she said "not after last time you feral beast" :33 < and i was so offended!! :33 < she was still mad afpurr i dropped them off in the jungle!! :33 < she should be purroud of the ones that survived!! :33 < they're natural born hunters!!
someone finally put it into wwords.
₍^. .^₎⟆ You know what would f!x me? A fresh face full of fat man t!tt!es. But apparently thosSse are !n h!gh demand r!ght now and ! have to ssshare…꠹
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▼▼seriously stop acting like i care about if i live or die this shit is all extra time i was supposed to die a long time ago this shits just extra time and like hell am i gonna waste it being a bitch▲▲ (( #cw-self-harm ))
No One Is Safe. I Am Nibbling Your Biscuits And Sipping Your Coffee. #evil
〔•෴•〕 < Google "Twinks with stomach bulges." #NSFW #GOOGLE / *yuck, yuck!*
📺 I ha𐌅e g𐌏tten a few c𐌏mments ab𐌏ut my "mask," which is n𐌏t a mask, that is my face. I d𐌏 enj𐌏y augments. H𐌏we𐌅er, I d𐌏 n𐌏t rec𐌏mmend d𐌏ing what I'𐌅e d𐌏ne t𐌏 my b𐌏dy. It is highly ill-ad𐌅ised.
📺 A l𐌏t 𐌏f y𐌏u are rather antag𐌏nistic. 𐌅ery interesting, I w𐌏nder if m𐌏st 𐌏f y𐌏u beha𐌅e this way in pers𐌏n. The le𐌅el 𐌏f an𐌏nymity all𐌏ws pe𐌏ple t𐌏 masquerade as s𐌏mething they aren't typically. M𐌏re b𐌏ld, m𐌏re rambuncti𐌏us, m𐌏re judgemental. Wh𐌏 they really want t𐌏 be 𐌅ersus wh𐌏 they actually are. In that regard, my w𐌏rds are 𐌏nly speculati𐌏n.
A more advanced version of the soaking technique also involves a third party jumping on the stage or arena, to simulate friction, while the fighters remain technically unaccountable~. #NSFW #Suggestive #OfBattle #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
The zunz are zetting, and the w♠rld m♠vez ♠nce m♠re.
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every n0w and again i consider going tw0 beforus and seeing h0w long it w0uld take whatever garden variety grubsitter they give me to realize there's a reas0n i've got abs0lutely nob0dy. i'm not stupid 0f course, 0nce the coddling d0esn't work i'm guessing they switch tw0 drugging. but i figure i can switch to staggering quantities 0f violence faster than they can and hustle 0n out 0nce that seems likely. might be interesting for awhile th0ugh. see how the 0ther half lives. state mandated receiver for my bitching. #substances
[hiemalSpectrolite is now offline!]
catch me drawing g porn of random folks on my timeline #nsfw
I N-E-E-E-E-E-ED TO FUCKING M-EDITAT-E. GOD.
#ipromiseimprobablyokay the vweight of life is a lot and the vweight of feeling my pulse and my heart beating in my chest is straining and exhausting. i much preferred being in a state of death rather than life. it vwas easier. im not looking to die again, im not looking for anything but maybe relief for vwhat feels like constant suffocation.
...i think...i am too pedestrian...for this site sometimes... ...i am just...a small girl...in a big universe...trying her best...to survive...(.ᐟ)
[CASE] [CHERUBIM_MORPHOLOGY] A_cheek,_a_curl,_a_winglet._Some_are_overfed_decorative_infants_nailed_into_the_ceiling_of_cathedrals_and_painted_pleasant_familiar_colors. These_are_incorrect_depictions_of_my_kin. A_cherub_is_more_like_a_locked_cabinet_with_a_snake_inside_of_it._A_cherub_is_a_skull_not_as_symbol_of_death_but_as_a_survival_trait._Your_theologies_have_mistaken_us._We_are_ultimately_the_totality_of_whatever_aspect_it_is_we_have_decided_to_digest. The_earliest_observable_form_is_not_the_humanoid_but_the_serpent-wriggler._It_is_green,_tapered,_and_oddly_obscene_in_its_simplicity._It_is_akin_to_a_living_punctuation_mark._However_it_is_the_beginning_rather_than_the_end._Skull-headed,_duel-eyed,_dual-cheeked,_a_single_body_with_two_verdicts_taht_are_still_wet_in_ink._The_face_is_already_a_mask_before_there_is_anything_beneath_it. It_does_not_resemble_a_mammalian_ape_man's_baby._ The_egg_itself_is_important._Cherub_birth_begins_with_confectionery._The_sugary_shells_are_their_candied_armor._A_nursery_turned_nourishment._The_first_act_is_to_eat_the_prison_that_held_you._This_is_doctrine._You,_the_cherub,_must_learn_that_shelter_is_something_to_be_consumed._This_idea_is_drilled_into_you_before_speech,_posture,_or_separation._ The_body_and_brain_of_a_cherub_is_not_simple._It_is_not_simply_two_souls_inhabiting_something._No,_the_cherub_body_is_a_courtroom_where_you_both_take_turns_on_the_witness_stand_and_give_your_delightfully_expert_opinions_to_the_world._You_take_turns_at_existence,_divided_by_sleep,_names,_and_rituals._ It_is_not_uncommon_for_cherubs_to_leave_notes_for_one_another,_after_all,_we_are_often_alone_in_such_endeavors._My_alternate,_Calisare,_and_I____We_communicated_primarily_through_our_medical_notes._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_know_that_Lord_Caliborn_of_English_Fame_had_communicated_via_drawings._ This_is_a_strategic_sibling_rivalry,_generally._It_can_only_be_carried_out_through_an_entire_forensic_reconstruction. To_be_a_young_cherub_is_to_live_inside_a_house_haunted_by_yourself. The_humanoid_form_is_the_species’_great_joke._Green_skin_stretched_over_an_almost-person._Skull-like_head._Glassy_puppet_eyes._Dark_under-eye_hollows_like_bruises_left_by_prophecy._Clawed_hands,_sharp_teeth,_forked_tongue,_and_a_mouth_which_can_behave_politely_but_would_rather_be_an_unsuspecting_trap_door. The_lips_are_a_curtain_we_are_not_fully_blessed_with._The_jaw_is_the_stage_machinery_jutting_out_from_the_improper_coverings_to_display_our_true_machination. Consumption. The_cheek_spirals_are_not_decoration._They_are_confession. Blood,_alignment,_dominance,_and_identity_all_bleed_outward_into_that_little_ornamental_curl._A_spiral_is_a_civilized_way_of_drawing_a_coil._A_coil_is_a_civilized_way_of_drawing_a_snake._A_snake_is_a_civilized_way_of_drawing_hunger_with_no_limbs._The_cherub_wears_its_argument_on_its_cheekbone. The_exoskeleton,_if_we_accept_the_term_literally,_suggests_the_species_is_not_properly_“skinned”_the_way_mammals_are._It_is_shelled._A_cherub_does_not_merely_inhabit_a_body;_it_is_sealed_into_one._This_makes_the_humanoid_phase_feel_like_an_insect_pretending_to_be_a_corpse_pretending_to_be_a_person_pretending_not_to_size_you_up_for_consumption._ Hieronymous_Bosch_would_have_gladly_placed_our_ilk_beside_a_cracked_egg,_a_spoon,_a_ladder_going_nowhere,_with_the_little_devil_writing_family_law_on_a_fish. Our_tongues_deserve_separate_attention._ Forked,_black_or_white_depending_on_who_is_awake,_striped_in_the_pre-separated_state._The_tongue_is_the_earliest_banner_of_divided_sovereignty._It_tastes_the_world_twice._It_lies_in_two_directions._It_is_a_flag_hung_from_the_mouth_of_a_skull. Our_claws_are_similarly_simple._Trolls_have_horns,_humans_have_hands,_cherubs_have_instruments._Our_fingers_look_designed_for_writing,_carving,_gripping,_cutting,_and_opening._They_are_born_to_be_archivists_and_vandals._Which,_given_our_culture_revolved_around_jujus:_Heirlooms,_toys,_curses,_keys,_weapons,_and_contraband._A_cherub_loves_an_object_due_to_how_well_it_can_survive,_not_because_of_sentiment. Cherubs_mature_by_becoming_less_inhabited. One_half_wins._One_half_is_consumed,_erased,_subdued,_metabolized,_or_otherwise_made_into_the_dark_nutrient_of_adulthood._The_victor_is_not_merely_the_survivor._The_victor_is_the_editor._They_remove_the_sibling_from_the_manuscript. This_is_delicate._This_predomination_cannot_occur_too_early._Caliborn's_stunting_is_not_just_psychological._It_is_a_morphological_and_theological_feat._He_is_an_unfinished_verdict._He_is_a_larval_tyrant._He_is_a_little_king_in_his_body,_who_has_yet_to_receive_all_of_his_instructions. A_proper_adult_cherub_is_grander,_more_monstrous,_more_complete._Wings._Power._Cosmic._The_failed_adult_is_his_tantrum_preserved_in_amber. A_mature_cherub_is_no_longer_a_child-shaped_coffin._It_is_closer_to_an_ecological_event. They_range_across_space_as_solitary_powers,_each_carrying_the_vacancy_where_their_other_half_used_to_be._This_is_the_funniest_part_of_the_design,_don't_you_think?_Not_haha_funny,_rather,_strange_funny._ The_sibling_must_be_destroyed_so_the_adult_can_spend_the_rest_of_eternity_looking_for_someone_who_resembles_them_enough_to_fight. Cherub_romance_is_therefore_grief_with_teeth. You_have_read_it_all_through_the_'Chuchu_Nunus'_that_have_come_before_me. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_will_not_speak_on_it. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_will_only_describe_it_as_a_knot_around_the_dead_stars. [DIAGNOSIS] Do_not_trust_any_species_whose_infancy_begins_with_candy_and_whose_adulthood_requires_a_black_hole. That_is_not_an_animal. That_is_a_cosmological_disease. Myself_included._
Alright. That'§ it. I have had ENOUGH of thi§ bull§hit. FUCK thi§ BITCH.
Anyone else ever get meowbeastfished by a coven of hags masquerading as 3 beautiful women~? #MyLore #HagAwareness #YuriDay~? #Potentially~?
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I am happy to announce that I will have a spectacular 10,000 Kult score post for you all eventually <33 Thank you for all the love, the hate, the pity, and most of all the mediation
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! meeting with a client rn & its all i can do not to say that all their problems are their fault & they're just genuinely stupid & they're insufferable to be in the presence of & this case is embarrassing for them on a level they do not underst&. but they're paying me a lot of money so okay let's make this happen.
my en+ire life is probably fic+ional and jvs+ someone's social commen+ary on some+hing, or a way for +hem +o ven+ +heir feelings ov+. and i don'+ know if i can deal wi+h +ha+ anymore.
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D⧃ N⧃T PITY THE M⧃UNTAIN HE HAS AND WILL NEVER BE IN A SITUATI⧃N HE D⧃ES N⧃T WANT T⧃ BE IN
THE M⧃LD HAS TAKEN THE M⧃UNTAIN
THE FUNGUS TYPE
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS ENTERED THE M⧃LD
TO MATING PRESS ME IS TO GET CLAWS IN YOUR BACK. #nsfwe
day for it told me mate to do a shoey with his newey but he got maggot on the goon bags flat out, pegged his thongs at me like a bowler and pissed off to the middle of fuckin whoop whoop. now hes up shit creek without a paddle and gave me a bell to ask me to nip down to the bloody servo for a bubble O bill. Silly cunts gettin a golden gaytime or nothin #substance
THEY TRIED T⧃ SILENCE THE M⧃UNTAIN
▲by the way im done teleporting grubs for people seriously▼
Ɏ considering the ethics of big buff hot men big la-a-arge evil a-a-aggressive swea-a-aty. send chitt #nsfw Ɏ
Someone really needs to become the mediate fiend on this site.
▲ok so we learned lessons yesterday▼ ▲like how do you teleport grubs▼ ▲▲tonight I'd really like to learn how to un-teleport grubs▼▼
[|87 :: You know, 1 have spent so much t;me lobotom;z;n people 1 haven’t cons;dered ;f 1 can un-lobotom;ze them…1 suppose w;th my new breakthrough ;t would be worth a shot! On an ;ncred;bly conven;ent note (for me) Turns out 1 found @anx;ousTautology ;n a deb;l;tat;nly cataton;c state. 1 suspect they have been need;n some th;nkpan work, so 1 m;ght as well get the pract;ce ;n on some lobotom;tes before 1 work on a pat;ent that actually matters. T;me to pract;ce med;c;ne! #gore #v;olence #doctormaxx;n #surgeryprep
i dont really know what posting about it does for me. i complain about being disabled and people pity me and i go about my day. i guess i use this site more like a journal than anything. it must be tiring seeing the same dude post about the same shit all the time though. of course im not gonna stop lmao.
※ URGENT NOTICE: Squeak, squeak. I've put on the silly cheesebeast get-up. Squeak, squeak, sir. Call mme aback, sir. SQueak PLEASE.
- I told himm sweeps ago that I was done with Working as a Host. Does he hate mme? Are we vacillating pitch right now? ※ URGENT REQUEST: Intermmediary Assistance needed. I'mm going to need a 3rd-party c3< to step in and Handle due to a conflict of interest. Sommeone. Help mme.
CROSS EXAMINATION! this is urgent how do you tell if someone is posing as you on social media as an identity theft thing to steal your clout or if they're from a different timeline
... Dave, do you want a Fred Durst self-insert dark romance to read? Is that what this is?
sOrry i can’t cOme tO the nearby party, the sinkhOle next tO my hive is grOwing parasites
Very awkward energy at the Rouzze Tower offices today. It's Bring Your Auspictices to Work Day. Cubicles are overcrowded and everyone is being suffocatingly passive-aggressive. - MC Oleana
:33< mew call them boxes? :33< we trolls call them "corrigated papurr hidey widey mcsilly crates mew stick things in sometimes for goofs and gaffes"