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D---> I sometimes wonder Does anyone else ever have such a...disgusted feeling whenever they seem their own body in the reflection? Or a desire to change to be your true self and not something you were born as? Oh to be free and not to be forced into roles and being seen as masculine. It's hell. #Genderdysphoria #bodydysphoria #Tonight-is-BAD #vent #rant
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*thr0ugh tears* *0penly s0bbing* wh0 want me
i hope sadako's doing oka7
D---> Fiddlesticks...I took a glance in the mirror and realized I must shave again, truly what a ugly curse to bare.
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i have a wipe to *really* cook the books.
I cant help but feel guilty seeing as I kind of snowballed all this caste discussion. Im sorry, chums <:(
At least, the highbloods ive met are rather okay gents... though I suppose they are the exception rather than the rule. Apologies for my ignorance, chums. :(
Im not so sure what's got so many of you lady's and gents in a tizzy, some of these highblood folk are real nice if you just talk to them! :B
This Imperial drama is gripping~. At first I assumed the 1st Officer was the one clearly on the receiving end of the affair, but now I'm not so sure~. He seems to be giving the Captain quite the tongue lashing~. I'm curious to see which of the two comes out on top of this skirmish~. #ThreshecutionerBlogging #LiveGladiatorReaction #DuelistBonds
i cry myself to sleep every night knowing i will never get a man pregnant
D--->It's all fun and games until someone begs a little to much and it awakens something dark within you. #nsfw
Attention, I am requesting, with the full courtesy of public notice, that users of this platform refrain from insinuating romance between Officers on the basis of professional rivalry, ceremonial offense, spilled drink, exposed indignity, or the regrettable theatricality of a sabre challenge. An Officer may despise another Officer. An Officer may file against another Officer. An Officer may seek correction, satisfaction, apology, humiliation, or blood from another Officer. None of this constitutes courtship. You may continue to confuse discipline with desire privately, where your imaginations can expire without requiring my acknowledgement. Otherwise, continue enjoying your night, light, or whatever is in between. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
DUDES ⧃N HERE BE RRGRGHAGAGGAGAGGHHHHGGGAGGGGHGHHHH
I need- To learn how to ignore trolls that simply wish to argue with me- Admittedly my curiosity has gotten the better of me but it has not been worth it-
D --> Does smash imply an easy victory? Is pass an act of resignation, a cowardly submission to an opponent yet fought
:33 < i pawffered to watch katnaya's grubs :33 < she said "not after last time you feral beast" :33 < and i was so offended!! :33 < she was still mad afpurr i dropped them off in the jungle!! :33 < she should be purroud of the ones that survived!! :33 < they're natural born hunters!!
someone finally put it into wwords.
₍^. .^₎⟆ You know what would f!x me? A fresh face full of fat man t!tt!es. But apparently thosSse are !n h!gh demand r!ght now and ! have to ssshare…꠹
HI GUYS!!!!!! THIS IS A VERY VERY VERY IMPORTANT POST SO!!!!!! TAKE A LOOOONG GLANCE AT IT!!!!!!! ME AND MY SWEET LOVELY HONEYBEE @TWOSIDEDADUMBRATION ARE LOOKING FOR NAME SUGGESTIONS!!!!! FOR OUR VERY CLOSE FUTURE GRUB(S)!!!!!!! NAME SUGGESTIONS!!!!!!! HIGHLY APPRECIATED!!!!!! ANY AND ALL!!!!! NAME SUGGESTIONS!!!!!!! :D
▼▼seriously stop acting like i care about if i live or die this shit is all extra time i was supposed to die a long time ago this shits just extra time and like hell am i gonna waste it being a bitch▲▲ (( #cw-self-harm ))
No One Is Safe. I Am Nibbling Your Biscuits And Sipping Your Coffee. #evil
〔•෴•〕 < Google "Twinks with stomach bulges." #NSFW #GOOGLE / *yuck, yuck!*
📺 I ha𐌅e g𐌏tten a few c𐌏mments ab𐌏ut my "mask," which is n𐌏t a mask, that is my face. I d𐌏 enj𐌏y augments. H𐌏we𐌅er, I d𐌏 n𐌏t rec𐌏mmend d𐌏ing what I'𐌅e d𐌏ne t𐌏 my b𐌏dy. It is highly ill-ad𐌅ised.
📺 A l𐌏t 𐌏f y𐌏u are rather antag𐌏nistic. 𐌅ery interesting, I w𐌏nder if m𐌏st 𐌏f y𐌏u beha𐌅e this way in pers𐌏n. The le𐌅el 𐌏f an𐌏nymity all𐌏ws pe𐌏ple t𐌏 masquerade as s𐌏mething they aren't typically. M𐌏re b𐌏ld, m𐌏re rambuncti𐌏us, m𐌏re judgemental. Wh𐌏 they really want t𐌏 be 𐌅ersus wh𐌏 they actually are. In that regard, my w𐌏rds are 𐌏nly speculati𐌏n.
A more advanced version of the soaking technique also involves a third party jumping on the stage or arena, to simulate friction, while the fighters remain technically unaccountable~. #NSFW #Suggestive #OfBattle #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
The zunz are zetting, and the w♠rld m♠vez ♠nce m♠re.
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every n0w and again i consider going tw0 beforus and seeing h0w long it w0uld take whatever garden variety grubsitter they give me to realize there's a reas0n i've got abs0lutely nob0dy. i'm not stupid 0f course, 0nce the coddling d0esn't work i'm guessing they switch tw0 drugging. but i figure i can switch to staggering quantities 0f violence faster than they can and hustle 0n out 0nce that seems likely. might be interesting for awhile th0ugh. see how the 0ther half lives. state mandated receiver for my bitching. #substances
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catch me drawing g porn of random folks on my timeline #nsfw
I N-E-E-E-E-E-ED TO FUCKING M-EDITAT-E. GOD.
#ipromiseimprobablyokay the vweight of life is a lot and the vweight of feeling my pulse and my heart beating in my chest is straining and exhausting. i much preferred being in a state of death rather than life. it vwas easier. im not looking to die again, im not looking for anything but maybe relief for vwhat feels like constant suffocation.
...i think...i am too pedestrian...for this site sometimes... ...i am just...a small girl...in a big universe...trying her best...to survive...(.ᐟ)
looks like i'm not workin' today. some amateur bastard made a bomb for their kismesis 'n' didn't set the fuse lon6 enou6h t'6et throu6h the wait at the depot. basiCally blew up half the mail 'n' set the rest on fire. so i 6uess i Can keep starin6 at this. yeehaw.
[CASE] [CHERUBIM_MORPHOLOGY] A_cheek,_a_curl,_a_winglet._Some_are_overfed_decorative_infants_nailed_into_the_ceiling_of_cathedrals_and_painted_pleasant_familiar_colors. These_are_incorrect_depictions_of_my_kin. A_cherub_is_more_like_a_locked_cabinet_with_a_snake_inside_of_it._A_cherub_is_a_skull_not_as_symbol_of_death_but_as_a_survival_trait._Your_theologies_have_mistaken_us._We_are_ultimately_the_totality_of_whatever_aspect_it_is_we_have_decided_to_digest. The_earliest_observable_form_is_not_the_humanoid_but_the_serpent-wriggler._It_is_green,_tapered,_and_oddly_obscene_in_its_simplicity._It_is_akin_to_a_living_punctuation_mark._However_it_is_the_beginning_rather_than_the_end._Skull-headed,_duel-eyed,_dual-cheeked,_a_single_body_with_two_verdicts_taht_are_still_wet_in_ink._The_face_is_already_a_mask_before_there_is_anything_beneath_it. It_does_not_resemble_a_mammalian_ape_man's_baby._ The_egg_itself_is_important._Cherub_birth_begins_with_confectionery._The_sugary_shells_are_their_candied_armor._A_nursery_turned_nourishment._The_first_act_is_to_eat_the_prison_that_held_you._This_is_doctrine._You,_the_cherub,_must_learn_that_shelter_is_something_to_be_consumed._This_idea_is_drilled_into_you_before_speech,_posture,_or_separation._ The_body_and_brain_of_a_cherub_is_not_simple._It_is_not_simply_two_souls_inhabiting_something._No,_the_cherub_body_is_a_courtroom_where_you_both_take_turns_on_the_witness_stand_and_give_your_delightfully_expert_opinions_to_the_world._You_take_turns_at_existence,_divided_by_sleep,_names,_and_rituals._ It_is_not_uncommon_for_cherubs_to_leave_notes_for_one_another,_after_all,_we_are_often_alone_in_such_endeavors._My_alternate,_Calisare,_and_I____We_communicated_primarily_through_our_medical_notes._I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_know_that_Lord_Caliborn_of_English_Fame_had_communicated_via_drawings._ This_is_a_strategic_sibling_rivalry,_generally._It_can_only_be_carried_out_through_an_entire_forensic_reconstruction. To_be_a_young_cherub_is_to_live_inside_a_house_haunted_by_yourself. The_humanoid_form_is_the_species’_great_joke._Green_skin_stretched_over_an_almost-person._Skull-like_head._Glassy_puppet_eyes._Dark_under-eye_hollows_like_bruises_left_by_prophecy._Clawed_hands,_sharp_teeth,_forked_tongue,_and_a_mouth_which_can_behave_politely_but_would_rather_be_an_unsuspecting_trap_door. The_lips_are_a_curtain_we_are_not_fully_blessed_with._The_jaw_is_the_stage_machinery_jutting_out_from_the_improper_coverings_to_display_our_true_machination. Consumption. The_cheek_spirals_are_not_decoration._They_are_confession. Blood,_alignment,_dominance,_and_identity_all_bleed_outward_into_that_little_ornamental_curl._A_spiral_is_a_civilized_way_of_drawing_a_coil._A_coil_is_a_civilized_way_of_drawing_a_snake._A_snake_is_a_civilized_way_of_drawing_hunger_with_no_limbs._The_cherub_wears_its_argument_on_its_cheekbone. The_exoskeleton,_if_we_accept_the_term_literally,_suggests_the_species_is_not_properly_“skinned”_the_way_mammals_are._It_is_shelled._A_cherub_does_not_merely_inhabit_a_body;_it_is_sealed_into_one._This_makes_the_humanoid_phase_feel_like_an_insect_pretending_to_be_a_corpse_pretending_to_be_a_person_pretending_not_to_size_you_up_for_consumption._ Hieronymous_Bosch_would_have_gladly_placed_our_ilk_beside_a_cracked_egg,_a_spoon,_a_ladder_going_nowhere,_with_the_little_devil_writing_family_law_on_a_fish. Our_tongues_deserve_separate_attention._ Forked,_black_or_white_depending_on_who_is_awake,_striped_in_the_pre-separated_state._The_tongue_is_the_earliest_banner_of_divided_sovereignty._It_tastes_the_world_twice._It_lies_in_two_directions._It_is_a_flag_hung_from_the_mouth_of_a_skull. Our_claws_are_similarly_simple._Trolls_have_horns,_humans_have_hands,_cherubs_have_instruments._Our_fingers_look_designed_for_writing,_carving,_gripping,_cutting,_and_opening._They_are_born_to_be_archivists_and_vandals._Which,_given_our_culture_revolved_around_jujus:_Heirlooms,_toys,_curses,_keys,_weapons,_and_contraband._A_cherub_loves_an_object_due_to_how_well_it_can_survive,_not_because_of_sentiment. Cherubs_mature_by_becoming_less_inhabited. One_half_wins._One_half_is_consumed,_erased,_subdued,_metabolized,_or_otherwise_made_into_the_dark_nutrient_of_adulthood._The_victor_is_not_merely_the_survivor._The_victor_is_the_editor._They_remove_the_sibling_from_the_manuscript. This_is_delicate._This_predomination_cannot_occur_too_early._Caliborn's_stunting_is_not_just_psychological._It_is_a_morphological_and_theological_feat._He_is_an_unfinished_verdict._He_is_a_larval_tyrant._He_is_a_little_king_in_his_body,_who_has_yet_to_receive_all_of_his_instructions. A_proper_adult_cherub_is_grander,_more_monstrous,_more_complete._Wings._Power._Cosmic._The_failed_adult_is_his_tantrum_preserved_in_amber. A_mature_cherub_is_no_longer_a_child-shaped_coffin._It_is_closer_to_an_ecological_event. They_range_across_space_as_solitary_powers,_each_carrying_the_vacancy_where_their_other_half_used_to_be._This_is_the_funniest_part_of_the_design,_don't_you_think?_Not_haha_funny,_rather,_strange_funny._ The_sibling_must_be_destroyed_so_the_adult_can_spend_the_rest_of_eternity_looking_for_someone_who_resembles_them_enough_to_fight. Cherub_romance_is_therefore_grief_with_teeth. You_have_read_it_all_through_the_'Chuchu_Nunus'_that_have_come_before_me. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_will_not_speak_on_it. I,_[DOCTOR]_Caligari,_will_only_describe_it_as_a_knot_around_the_dead_stars. [DIAGNOSIS] Do_not_trust_any_species_whose_infancy_begins_with_candy_and_whose_adulthood_requires_a_black_hole. That_is_not_an_animal. That_is_a_cosmological_disease. Myself_included._
Alright. That'§ it. I have had ENOUGH of thi§ bull§hit. FUCK thi§ BITCH.
Anyone else ever get meowbeastfished by a coven of hags masquerading as 3 beautiful women~? #MyLore #HagAwareness #YuriDay~? #Potentially~?
o| So fUcKiN GlAd i’m nOt a jAdE, cAn yOu iMaGiNe hAvInG To rAiSe sUm fAt cHuD WrIgGlErS FoR ThE ReSt oF Ur mIsErAbLe eXiStEnCe |O
I am happy to announce that I will have a spectacular 10,000 Kult score post for you all eventually <33 Thank you for all the love, the hate, the pity, and most of all the mediation
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! meeting with a client rn & its all i can do not to say that all their problems are their fault & they're just genuinely stupid & they're insufferable to be in the presence of & this case is embarrassing for them on a level they do not underst&. but they're paying me a lot of money so okay let's make this happen.
my en+ire life is probably fic+ional and jvs+ someone's social commen+ary on some+hing, or a way for +hem +o ven+ +heir feelings ov+. and i don'+ know if i can deal wi+h +ha+ anymore.
For the record i didnt intend for any of this to become such a huge fucking issue nor did i intend for it to KEEP being a huge fucking issue. In fact id argue that at some points it was a little funny and i was hamming up my hatred for the fucking guy but at this point i cant say im enjoying it much at all anymore and while i appreciate the sentiments i think its best we all drop it. Im handling it privately. I hope you all have a lovely day and take care of yourselves. I mean that.
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D⧃ N⧃T PITY THE M⧃UNTAIN HE HAS AND WILL NEVER BE IN A SITUATI⧃N HE D⧃ES N⧃T WANT T⧃ BE IN
THE M⧃LD HAS TAKEN THE M⧃UNTAIN
THE FUNGUS TYPE
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS ENTERED THE M⧃LD
TO MATING PRESS ME IS TO GET CLAWS IN YOUR BACK. #nsfwe
day for it told me mate to do a shoey with his newey but he got maggot on the goon bags flat out, pegged his thongs at me like a bowler and pissed off to the middle of fuckin whoop whoop. now hes up shit creek without a paddle and gave me a bell to ask me to nip down to the bloody servo for a bubble O bill. Silly cunts gettin a golden gaytime or nothin #substance
THEY TRIED T⧃ SILENCE THE M⧃UNTAIN
▲by the way im done teleporting grubs for people seriously▼
Ɏ considering the ethics of big buff hot men big la-a-arge evil a-a-aggressive swea-a-aty. send chitt #nsfw Ɏ
Someone really needs to become the mediate fiend on this site.
▲ok so we learned lessons yesterday▼ ▲like how do you teleport grubs▼ ▲▲tonight I'd really like to learn how to un-teleport grubs▼▼
[|87 :: You know, 1 have spent so much t;me lobotom;z;n people 1 haven’t cons;dered ;f 1 can un-lobotom;ze them…1 suppose w;th my new breakthrough ;t would be worth a shot! On an ;ncred;bly conven;ent note (for me) Turns out 1 found @anx;ousTautology ;n a deb;l;tat;nly cataton;c state. 1 suspect they have been need;n some th;nkpan work, so 1 m;ght as well get the pract;ce ;n on some lobotom;tes before 1 work on a pat;ent that actually matters. T;me to pract;ce med;c;ne! #gore #v;olence #doctormaxx;n #surgeryprep
i dont really know what posting about it does for me. i complain about being disabled and people pity me and i go about my day. i guess i use this site more like a journal than anything. it must be tiring seeing the same dude post about the same shit all the time though. of course im not gonna stop lmao.
※ URGENT NOTICE: Squeak, squeak. I've put on the silly cheesebeast get-up. Squeak, squeak, sir. Call mme aback, sir. SQueak PLEASE.
- I told himm sweeps ago that I was done with Working as a Host. Does he hate mme? Are we vacillating pitch right now? ※ URGENT REQUEST: Intermmediary Assistance needed. I'mm going to need a 3rd-party c3< to step in and Handle due to a conflict of interest. Sommeone. Help mme.
CROSS EXAMINATION! this is urgent how do you tell if someone is posing as you on social media as an identity theft thing to steal your clout or if they're from a different timeline
D--> My standards for normalcy have been...to quote the Archives...#mindbroken...the gates have been shattered and the endless tide of 100d depravity has flowed their debris downstream to use in settling my thinkpan, what once were nerve clusters centered around dignity and respect helpless at the STRENGTH of these intruders. D--> These "fics", these dead "doces" have clogged my acid tract in a way that I'll never recover from. I have felt and forever will feel the burning sensation of the Archive behind my ganderbulbs. It is not called Archive Of Our Own due to some al100sion to it being controlled the artists, it is them, their sticky grasping fronds and writhing claws rising out and ejaculating forth to grasp the nearest curious yet clueless individual before plunging their shell shocked form to join the inner mass and push those members at the e%terior out fin search or fresher, purer meat. D--> Kudos. I will now go pass out once more from water deprivation. And no...it wasn't just sweat this time. #nsfw #violence
... Dave, do you want a Fred Durst self-insert dark romance to read? Is that what this is?
sOrry i can’t cOme tO the nearby party, the sinkhOle next tO my hive is grOwing parasites
Very awkward energy at the Rouzze Tower offices today. It's Bring Your Auspictices to Work Day. Cubicles are overcrowded and everyone is being suffocatingly passive-aggressive. - MC Oleana
final #hornypostin' thou6ht before i 6o: kinda want someone t'hold me Close and Caress me and kiss me all possessive like while they're fuCkin' my rump and Callin' me a 6ood boy. u◡u
:33< mew call them boxes? :33< we trolls call them "corrigated papurr hidey widey mcsilly crates mew stick things in sometimes for goofs and gaffes"