Hektor Castio
@gallivantingGourmand
Known in the arena as Gadabout Archrake, but you may call me Hektor~. Gladiator/Cullinarian at Ancient Times~. He/him~. 44,644 Hicapoints. ( //icon credit: @legendaryLeague )
Almost cried thinking about the struggles of women~. This is the raw and unedited anguish upon my vis~age~. If I could carry the burden of every woman on my own torso pillar, I would~. I stand with you, fair maidens~. Allow me to share in your pain~. I'm 6'2, by the way~. #MaleFeminist #Solidarity #ManlyTears #GladiatorsCryToo #Unedited #MyVisage #BlueSauce #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/a0e7e5cb0cd0~.png
>-8==— or maybe just the one hehe...
(｡ᵕ ˣㅁˣ ).ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ - xx
Entirely inappropriate of you to post, Nurse Iglica.
>-8==— im sorry?? how so?
His churlish nature is quite charming~.
>-8==— haha yes it ccan be!
Troll Ryan Gosling, I am happy for you~! It's a comical circumstance that I should find out on Chittr~! I am most eager to see the film on the big screen, but I'm wondering why I never received a call~! They must have not had a role for a strong, handsome indigo~! Haha~! What a shame~! #Gladiating #Madiating https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/bccc231c6876~.png
Father is at it again~. #UnicornFather #Unidad #Substance #CW-Gambling https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/8b6a7496d332~.png
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He's actually a majestic unicorn~! Simple mistake~.
un|hors|e
I hold my palms flat when giving unicorn father sugar cubes, but sometimes he bites me anyway~. #UnicornFather #Unidad
My favorite color~? The color of the girl reading this~. #Chivalrous
:#) (blussh|ngg)
I've never seen such a beautiful shade of jade before~.
Is it true what they say~ that bronze girls have more fun~?
hehehehehehehehehe | t|h k |tss soemt|hkg l|ek tthAAAAt
It's gotten cold out, which means I am desperately craving comfort foods~. And tolight, I'm making grub pot pie~! I can hardly wait to tuck into that warm filling, hot out of the scalding box~! Some may tell you to wait for it to cool~.~.~. but personally, I like when it hurts a little~. #Food #Foodie #Suggestive
𑄝 chattt. MMMMMMMM BOX X0~~~~~~ rwar. ੭
Oh what an excellent idea! I shall make a pot pie tonight too!
Aha, I've gotten another one~! I hope you enjoy~.
What can't the scalding box do~? She is so versatile~.
𑄝 chattt. BRUH DONTTT GETTT ME EXCITTTED rwar. ੭
Aha, but what if I want to~? O~U #Suggestive
I love when unicorn father takes a big drink of water and then drools it on me~. #UnicornFather #Unidad #Dadslop
tAhts so cuuuuute :D my lussus wold jst b|te me for fun
What is your lusus, Miss Zuccia~?
rAt :)
Haha~! Well, that can be a way many lusii show their affection~. Unicorn father is known to bite my fingers, every now and then~.
Awwwww :) tAhts cuttee. she wldd b|te mee when | dd|ntd br|gn h|ve enuff food so |ddk |f |t wAs Affecct||onn but thtss ok | st|ll luv her :) ur lusus soundss vrryy cute hekk|e
He can be complicated, but I would not be the man I am today, if not for him~! Your lusus sounds lovely, as well~. Just like you~~~.
Planning my Halloween costume~. It is a very different look for me, so I hope it will be received well~!
Oooooh, you are so cruel to tease us without any sort of hint to what it might be!!!!!
Aha~! I will say this then~ I actually planned 2 costumes~. Something of a double feature, if you will~.
TWO! ¡ncredible, ¡ simply cannot WA¡T to see you reveal them!
I managed to beat off all 3 opponents, and claim victory once again~! But I am extremely sore~. I feel as if a train has been run on me~. #Gladiating #FourwayFight #NSFW
never let anyone dim your sparkle.
|t ssoundd s l|ekA A gAng bAngged u up huh
I would sooner be brought to my knees and run through~! #Suggestive
Truly~! Just when I thought one was finished, they kept coming~. #Suggestive
u ggottA ttll me where u ff|nd teehese guys dude 🙏
In the arena, mostly~!
tAht msut b soem cool neew cluvb |ve nevrr heArf of :O ull hAbee t o tAke me soemt|me :) |f u wnt to ofc
Not just a club but also a scimitar and a morningstar~! I'd be honored, of course~. Do you have much experience~?
w|tth ggog|ng to clubs yA :) | usd to do |tt Allllll the t||||||me wheen | wss y|oungr :)
Taking 3 men at once, and let me tell you, they are not being merciful~! #Gladiating #NSFW #NotSafeForGladiators
ohhhh |vvee bnn threre b4 :O mAkee suree urr hydfrrAted sso u cAn prroplerly tAke thm :) goooo hekk|e gooooo :D
You've fought 3 men at once~?~! I didn't know you had it in you, Miss Zuccia~! Very impressive~~~.
....:) soemt|hgn l|eke tht sure
D⟶They us001y aren't known for being mercifoal in my %perience, no
I am known to show mercy, for the right opponent~. It's why the crowd loves me~.
D⟶C001d you describe what that anomalous mercy 100ks like D⟶In detail D⟶Please do not leave out any anatomical specifi% or that of any platonic pity and/or disgust felt towards your lesser opponents D⟶Thank you
I am physically incapable of feeling fear, as I had my fear bladder removed long ago~! #Brave
>-8==— oh wow! >-8==— ccould you desccribe your reccovery? >-8==— i have heard that proccedure has a high mortality rate. #medcchittr
Hektør, nø! The fear bładder is før støring fear før its prøper evacuatiøn frøm the bødy! It’s nøt that yøu can’t feeł it, it’s just that nøw it’s disseminated thrøughøut yøu!
Very painful~! But the medication they gave me was exquisite~. The worst part was that I couldn't perform any strenuous activity~.~.~. Those were some lonely lights~.
>-8==— oh you poor thing! >-8==— that must've been so hard for a gladiator >-8==— all alone... with no one taking ccare of you
Just me tolight, and I'm treating myself with steak dinner and a program~. I've got Forged in Fire on the broadcast box and I'm rubbing my meat~. #NSFW
yOu(tInG)EaT StEaK SiLlY(TiNg)sIlLy(tInG)SiLlY, nOt(tInG)RuB It!
You're telling me you don't rub it~? That's what makes it pleasurable~! #Suggestive
nOoO~!(TiNg)tHe(tInG)ChOmP(TiNg)cHoMp(tInG)ChOmP(TiNg)iS(TiNg)tHe(tInG)BeSt(tInG)PaRt!
Do not ask a gladiator his body count, as the number is likely so high that he has lost track~. Also, it's impolite~. #Gladiating #DeathToll #Suggestive #OfCasualties
I never get tired~! But I do occasionally enter a meditative state wherein I retreat deep into the viscous and throbbing recesses of my psy~che, and play out complex hypothetical combat scenarios between myself and various sweaty, muscular challengers~. And as a result, am less alert to the world around me~. It may look like I am falling asleep standing, but do not be fooled~! #ExtremeMeditation #Suggestive
𓂃𓊝𓂃 It is the sec0nd ti∿e y0u have tagged ∿e under this ∿ans p0sts. I d0n't like highbl00ds n0 ∿atter h0w big their assets are. Y0u sh0uld kn0w this, and I kn0w y0u d0. 𓆝
Afraid I won't hold back~? Man men before you have succumb to the performance anxiety of having to face me, armorless as the night they were hatched~!
I'll take that as a compliment~.
𑄝 chattt. PLEASE. 😢😢😢. PLEASE TTTANRYL.... FOR ME. YOU GETTT TTTO FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT HIMMMM PLEAAASSEEE... 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 rwar. ੭
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Fascist. I w0uldn't even spit 0n the gr0und y0u walk 0n. 𓆝
Ha~! If you don't like me for my hue, shouldn't you see this as a chance to seek retribution~? Put me in my place, and utterly humiliate me and my caste~! I dare you~!
𓂃𓊝𓂃 0k. D0n't ∿ake this weird. 𓆝
This is a perfectly normal and un-suggestive declaration of intent~.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Right, it still is weird. Y0u're 0nly pr0ving and reinf0rcing ∿y views. 𓆝
Very well, I yield~. Look me up, should you ever want to take out some of that frustration in a proper fight~.
#GirlBlade #GirlSteel
Girl guard.
Girl riposte~.
꧁@callouslyCynical how accurate is this to any woman duels youve seen Does yiur fair laimdy fightlikethjs꧂
I'd also like to hear about these duels~.
Whille she is quite capablle of the skills, ripostes, whatnot, her weapon was best suited for a more... viscerall stylle. A threaded whipbllade, it was a common occurrence for a foe to llose their head from anglles outside their view at a range, or have the bllade wrapped around their extremities onlly to be pulled upon and cause horrific, fatall llacerations. She was a storm in her own right. #Viollence #GirllViollence #Yearning
Well. That, or she woulld cllose the distance with the enemy with terrifying haste and bite into their jugullar. #Viollence #Suggestive #ForMe
Dearest I Would Caution Thou For Such Erm. Suggestiveness Is, In Fact, Alluring To Many A Troll. Hast Thou Not Seen That Drinker Chaser Before???
The others are not allowed for they woulld die. I am buillt different. Buillt doomed.
I assure you both I am a perfect gentleman and have observed the gripping description of feminine passion with the appropriate amount of non-sexual reverence~. #Suggestive #OfGentlemanlyManners #Polite #Gallant #Chivalrous
How respectfull of you.
Parry HER blade~. #Feminism #MaleFeminist
Her teeth are like pearly daggers, her blade is sharp and glistening, and her voice strikes fear into the pushers of her enemies~. Who~? The girl reading this~. #MaleFeminist
Oh no.
Mweheheh.. ⋆˚࿔
Do you not wish to strike fear into the pushers of enemies~?
Oh I can already easily do that. Just not with my voice.
The girl reading this also has beautiful hair, a lovely smile, and a flair for the mystic~.
H☽o☾h☽o☾h☽o☾! These are ☽o☾bjective facts, if I d☽o☾ say s☽o☾ myself! :} ⋆˚࿔
࣪⊹₊˚{ whats that about my #cullquette #affirmations? youre saying you want MORAY them???? }⟡7⟡{ im honestly feeling soooo sturgeonerous right now so.... REGLUB TO CLAIM #thisenergy, besties!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ⟡ you are beautiful + deadly + your body is LITERALLY a weapon of desire, babe ⟡ your fins are damp + moisturized, + your gills are soooo glossy ⟡ youre not overwhalemed! youre DROWNING in BLESSINGS!!!! ⟡ anything can happen if you want it badlyyyy enough <3 unless its not supposed to happen, then it wont ⟡ your hair is really shiny + your nictitating membrane literally doesnt look cloudy at ALL ⟡ you dont know the word ""worry"" because none of this will matter when were allll dead together #glubwaiters #endnights ⟡ they can literally see your body glitter in here. okay? if it wasnt going to show you wouldnt have put it on because that would literally be stupid. its just that all the dumb fluking nerds in here wouldnt GET IT because youre not LIKE them. like, youre just intimidating them because youre SOOOO hot + its got wayyyy more to do with them than it does with you or that scalper you killed. RIGHT???? RIGHT. because blubberwise you wouldnt have put it on! if they couldnt see it! ⟡ THEY CAN SEE IT!!!!!!!! STOP LYING!!!! #fincessposting #mantafestation #reglubtocast #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
w)(ale at least i pike t)(e positivity!!! I t)(ink you're doing just glubly, and you s)(ouldn't reelly worry about all t)(ese t)(ings
Oh my God you're right. My body IS a weapon of desire!!!
You are correct as always, princess~. My gills are glistening~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ now.... bestie! KILL! KILL, BESTIE!!!! \}*O*{/ #nosurfivors #flayyyy }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ but your imperiousnessss }>n\{ i literallyyyy said i dont know how to worryyyy }>n<{ }>A<{ }>n<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ thats literally TRUE, babes! \}^u^{/ ~ <3333 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ wait.... }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
o)(! T)(en u)()()(, w)(ale carry on t)(en! )(ave fun!
Oh, my mistake~! That wasn't mirror I was looking in~. It was a photo of you~~~~.
To Be Known, |s Part Of The Def|n|t|on Of Be|ng A Champ|on. And |n Know|ng Greatness Comes Fans. And W|th Fans, Comes Exam|nat|on. Some Not|ced | Have A Taste For Provok|ng V|olence And Made Art W|th That |n M|nd. Cons|der|ng That Th|s Too Could Lure Someone |nto Challeng|ng Me, | See No Reason To Not |ndulge My Devotees By Putt|ng Up The|r L|ttle Ed|t On The Metaphor|cal Thermal Hull And Post|ng |t Here.
((credit for this delightful drawing goes to my goat @gallivantingGourmand ))
((this is so fucking funny im losing my miiiindddd SFKLSDKLSDF wonderful))
↻ I'm sure this is a c∞mpletely reas∞nable image I can't see here. ↺
I would think encouraging that of an opponent might be counter to defeating them in a fair and honorable fight~. ~.~.~.But I will admit this makes you look tough~!
Mucking the hoofbeast stable blocks tonight for my transgressions~. #Gladiating #EmployeePunishments