Hektor Castio
@gallivantingGourmand
Known in the arena as Gadabout Archrake, but you may call me Hektor~. Gladiator/Cullinarian at Ancient Times~. He/him~. 44,644 Hicapoints. ( //icon credit: @legendaryLeague )
Looks like they have me working the meal block again~. No matter~. My performance will be legen~dary, regardless~. And I'll start by beating this dripping slab of meat until it's tender and quivering~. I could go all night~. If only I had someone to watch~. What's that~? You already are~? How naughty of you~. I might have to tenderize you next~. That's right~. I expect to see your hindquarters on this meal plank, pron~to~. #Tender #Slick #Jiggling #ReadyToGo #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #NSFW #DontTellManglegement #MyVisage https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/07a25124cad0~.webp
Before they put me in the torture cylinder, does anyone want to confess that they're harboring concupiscent feelings for me~?
Is there anything I can do to change that~~~~?
omg.... really?
They Have Torture Cyl|nders? | Envy The Opportun|t|es You Have To Show Your Res|l|ence. You Truly Are A Glad|ator W|th No Peer.
You've earned it, lad~.
you bark1n up da wrong tree man
Ha~! I wager they would have to invent a whole new torture cylinder to contain you, my dear Ptolmy~.
SURE. FUCK IT. ANYONE WANT ANYTHING WHILE I’M STOPPED? A SNACK, A DRINK?
I wouldn't mind a snack~. U~0
WHAT’LL IT BE THEN. GO ON, SUGGEST ANYTHING.
Y☽o☾u shell n☽o☾t fail, lest I be w☽o☾efully disapp☽o☾inted. ⋆˚࿔
Behold, as I perform yet another astounding feat~ I will endure 17 hours in the torture cylinder, and return unscathed~! #Brave #Heroic #HeroicFeats
8=l < Good luck, Hektor
I'm just about to board a commercial space craft where I will have no splinternet access, so now would be a really bad time to fight in my replies~. Just saying this for no reason in particular aha~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. #♣️
I h☽o☾pe y☽o☾ur travel is swift and enj☽o☾yable. ⋆˚࿔
Thank you, princess~!
Unrelated to any rumors that may be going around, I would like to clarify that I have never intentionally flirted with anyone on this platform~! People often mistake my friendliness and charming demeanor for flirting, I understand~! I think it may be because of my squigglies~. But it is simply not so~. It's an easy mistake to make~. #PSA #Friendly #Chivalrous #Gentlemanly #Nonsexual #Platonic
you and da rest a ch1ttr bro
I don't mind being one of many~. I'm not the jealous type~~~~.
????? ok
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࣪⊹₊˚{ UMMMM! hi yea, thats actually a GRRRREEEEAAAAATTTT question! }⟡____⟡{ why ARE you using 4 of them???? more spacifically, WHYYYY are you using four 4 women that ARENT ME???? }*益*{ }*益*{ }*益*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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Oh uhhhh haha~.~.~.~. I mean if you look at the chitt in question, you'll see that I actually used 5, technically~. Because that's how my quirk works~. I just typed 4 manually~. But when I am talking to YOU, princess, you will see that I clearly and painstakingly make sure I am counting out the right number of punctuation marks so that it shows up as 4~. Just for you~~~~. I know how you like it~~~~.
you got somef1n to say to me b1tch??
Laaaadies, ladies~~~~.
1m not 1nto your buoytoy 1f thats whatchu th1nk 38/
Bangarang~? I hardly know her~.
😳 d*mn... 1 cant bel1eve 1 never thought of that...
You can use it, if you want~.~.~. For a price~. U~0
pretty low on caegers ngl... any way we can uh... make an arrangement? };)
Of course~. I'm sure you'll find some other way to pay me back~~~~~. U~0
I'm going to be honest~. I hate throwing javelins~. Where is the passion in penetrating a foe from long range~? When I sink my blade into an enemy, I want to stare him in the ganderbulbs~. #Gladiating #HotTake #ExtremePenetration #Gore #Suggestive
this guy is the only one keeping yaoi alive. he’s the Peter Pan to my Twinker8elle or something
I'm Pupa Pan but I look more like Captain Nook~.
GOODLORDDDDDDD
The Warmth Of Another Man's I*nsi*des Leaki*ng Onto Your Tool Of Penetrati*on I*s Half The Reward #shortdi*stance > #longdi*stanceᛝ
Nnng
I couldn't agree more~.
haha, s1ck ref bro... so wh1ch one of us do you th1nk w1ns the swordf1ght? };)
Aha~.~.~. Well, if I'm basing it at all on past experiences, I must concede you skill with a blade~.~.~. But I'd like to think I'd still come out on top~. U~0
Best I*nventi*on Of I*ndi*go Class: The Term Blue Balls, I*ve Been Stri*cken Wi*th Such Sexual Gri*ef I* Have Shi*fted To The Woes Of A Parti*cular Hue, Poeti*c I*n Such Few Words. #tw-suggesti*ve #blueballs #buti*havetealballs #i*tdoesnotri*ngasbeauti*fullyᛝ
I'm always saying this~.
Be Very Pri*deful Of Your Heri*tage, Hektor. I* Am Envi*ousᛝ
Without a doubt, I display my blue balls with great pride~!
Someone, Hold Thi*s Man's Blue Balls. fi*ne, I*ll Do I*t Myself.ᛝ
Careful, they're heavy~~~~. And they might not be blue anymore~~~~. #NSFW
Have no fear if my posting is sparse in the next couple of wipes~.~.~.~. I am merely traveling~! I can't have my lovely Chittrlings think I'm ignoring them, can I~?
I h☽o☾pe y☽o☾u enj☽o☾y y☽o☾ur trip! ⋆˚࿔
I could not~! Imagine all the pushers I would break, should they suspect something happened to me~.~.~.~!
Thank you, princess~! I wish I could take you with me~~~~~.
They wouldn't~! They would be inconsolable~!
That w☽o☾uld be amazing...Swept ☽o☾ff my feet and carried ☽o☾ff int☽o☾ the m☽oo☾nset.. ⋆˚࿔
I'll sweep you off your feet when I return, princess~~~. Will you wait for me~~~~?
WWith bated breath...! ⋆˚࿔
Trying something different tolight with an East Alternian dish~ Sakura-nabe~. I went to all this trouble, but unicornfather won't eat it~. So picky~. #Unidad
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANNA EAT HORSE, HEKTOR?
Why not~?
｢(o´∀｀o) konnichiwa, minasan! megane has been syo bwusy... Σ(ﾟд`*;) kyuh! his horno has been in stasis....... for too long!!! (∩´∀｀)∩ kekeke... (ФωФ) nyat anymoar! (｀∀´) l-let's go, kirihorn!｣ ｢kyuuu....｣ ｢kyuuuuuu........｣ ｢kyutie...........｣ ｢BEAMU!!!!!!!(づ｣ v ｢)づ♡ﾟ･:*:･｡☆｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHHHAHAH!!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ HAI HAIIII, SORA!!! (*￣∇￣)ノ megane-san's back in akushon~!!★ (ノ∀≦。)ノtonighto's #waifuification comes tokubetsu! keke... this episode is nyall about bara-chan! @gallivantingGourmand (^O^)｣ ｢bara-chan is a classic example of a josei asurīto! (o≧▽≦)ﾉ her physique might be hardened, but her kokoro... is choto squishy!! (ФωФ) keke... like other things~. bara-chan is an unusual dere archetype, a rare teasedere! (*´∇｀)ﾉ a teasedere is a kyutiegirl who wuvs to be flirty with eburibody she can find! (∩´∀｀)∩ kyahhh!!! this makes megane-san feel... choto special! (☆∀☆) keke... even though bara-chan talkies to other bois... (￣ー+￣) megane-san knyows she sukis him the most...｣ ｢that's why (ФωФ) she begged megane to make her a kyutie.｣ ｢bara-chan... kongan shita...｣ ｢megane-san｣ ｢make bara-chan kachigaru. (ФωФ)｣ ｢megane-san obeys!!! (●’∇’) kyah, he'd do anything for a kyutie in need! └( ﾟ∀ﾟ)┘ he can't help it! (°▽°) HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELFU EEEEEEE!!!!!!!｣ ｢keh. (≧ヘ≦ ) snap yourself out of it, megane. (´⊂_｀；) okie, futsu nyow.｣ ｢bara-chan's most nyotable attribute is her oppai, which she shows off to get what she wants! (ФωФ) her secret technique is... oppai oppai kurukuru HYPNOSIS!!! ヽ(´∀｀≡´∀｀)ﾉ ah! ah! her unbreakable gaze, her control! she won't let you go, if you see her oppai!!! gyahhh!!! total oppai control!!｣ ｢pantsu! bara-chan might come off as the type of joshi who wears nyo pantsu, byuttt~~ megane knyows better than that! (・ε・ ) bara-chan wikes the chase. ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ bara-chan wants to feel hunted, like... a ken toshi is hunted by the brave tora!!!! (人´3｀*) syo, she wears something as a prize for her aijin! (〃´▽`) kekeke.... bara-chan...｣ ｢( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wears sheer black pantsu, with the crotch missing.｣ ｢KYAHHHHH!!! Σ(・∀・；) it's just so hentai!!! yare yare, bara-chan... (´ε ｀ ) you make megane's nose bleed!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hi, everybody! gomen for megane's disappearance. (´ﾉω；`) he sprained his kyutiehorn watching chitch clippies~ (￣з￣) sora means "yosh, let's go!" akushon means ACTION! (*ﾟーﾟ) lesa go! (*/∀＼*) tokubetsu means special! ahhnn~ hai! bara-chan... wanted to be so special... josei asurīto means "athletic woman" and is a somewhat common east alternian build! (*ゝω･*)these girls are often seen in a white shirt and tiny shortos, running track or accidentally dropping a sportballs because their armies are too weak! (っ´ω｀)っ nyehhhhh~! (｢- sound they make) kekek! kokoro means pusher arigato. suki means wuv. kongan shita means (ФωФ) begged. bara-chan begged. pleaded. megane will make her something great. kachigaru. something great. something special. (ФωФ) futsu means normal. (￣▽￣;) sorry, megane lost control of his wuvvins! (。-∀-) ken toshi is a gladiator, like bara-chan! (￣з￣) chased by the great and powerful... tora! or striped purrbeast, kekeke. (*´∀｀*) aijin means.... ヽ(´ー｀)ノ lover. megane knyows about this. (´ﾍ｀；) kyeh. syo many people want megane to neto their rare!]
Mintyl, my lad~! Did you think there was something wrong with his artistic rendering of me~? I found it quite accurate, personally~.
/is tht me
/y am i in this picture ur tryna fucc a𝐋𝐋 up on my human sty𝐋e preg chud ass hubby n then a𝐋𝐋 of tha sudden i'm invo𝐋ved 𝐋ike bruh 𝐋ay offffff wtf is wrong w u /𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋 gud hektor tho
｢(ФωФ) kekeke!!! (。ゝ(ェ)・)-☆ ohayo, lol-chan! (≧ω≦。) kyahhhh!!~ megane was hoping kyu would nyotice his cameo edition waifuification! (∩´∀｀)∩ keke...｣ ｢that was megane's sneakies. (´ﾟЗﾟ｀)｣
｢┐(´∀｀)┌｣ ｢onegai! (´～｀) nyever lie on megane.｣
｢(〃^ー^〃) megane make explanation easy for minty-chan! keke...｣ ｢megane-san's tonneru...｣ ｢smol! Σヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)｣ ｢drone-sama...｣ ｢lorge! (゜m゜;)｣ ｢kekeke... drone-sama ichido no mai fits into megane's blocku!｣ ｢but megane, minty-chan says! tonneru collapses when drone strikes! (；ﾟдﾟ) megane would be shinderu!｣ ｢ah... Σ(・∀・) nyat the cause! (∩´∀｀)∩ megane moves so far underground... that upper tunnel collapse nyever hurties! (*つ▽`) naked tosan is a choto powerful digger~☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tonneru means tunnel. ichido no mai means NYEVER!!!! nyever ever! (*ゝω･*) shinderu means ded. blegh. (人x_x) ]
Oh~.~.~. haha~.~.~. would you look at that~. Well, what one man calls begging, another calls using his feminine wiles~.
A very wise and astute observation of our dynamic, if I might add, sensei~. It is clear from this depiction that I am easily overpowering Runnit in gluteal combat~. One could even say I'm topping with my bottom~.
/𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋 naw he ate u up hore pacc it upppp u cnt rag on me w our top bottom shi whn ur up there ta𝐋kin abt making shit bounce 𝐋mfaoooo
It doesn't seem like you mind~. https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/7fd579e38bad~.png
Just shed a single tear thinking about all the beau~tiful princesses locked away in towers, alone, without someone to hold~. Here, on this hallowed night of #MatespritMonday, of all nights~.~.~. It's just not fair~. #Gladiator #Sadiator #Chivalrous
Fighting the inspiration man for inspiration~. #Gladiating
Five guys are doing serious damage to my guts right now~.
burgers and fries, right? RIGHT?
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮ⴵȺ♱ m-∊Ⱥl dƗd yΩu g-∊♱ ⴵΩ屮 mȺny frƗ-∊Σ dƗd yΩu Ωrd-∊r. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
I'm quite literally fighting five burly men~.
Sadly the only meal I'm eating right now are several knuckle sandwiches~. And maybe some just desserts~.
[HEKTOR HOW ARE YOU MANAGING TO #HITT RIGHT NOW]
With great effort and concentration~.
[I ADMIRE YOUR #RAFT]
And I admire your business acumen~. U~O
If I have said anything off in the past few nights, it is fair to assume that it was the concussion~. And if I have ever said anything else shameful or worthy of scorn in the past, you may assume that I was probably also concussed at that point in time as well~. #MyConcussion
ive got another concussion to make
Is that a challenge~~~?
yes mufasa when you do you do your worst
Do you want to fight, sunglasses lad~? Let's see your weapon~!
It's a living~.
tempting
After recovering from my concussion, I am now clear-panned enough to remember that my beloved unicornfather's horn has healing properties~. He didn't get a chance to use them, though, as he was at the casino block, aha~.~.~. #Unidad
I am glad y☽o☾u are rec☽o☾vering! ⋆˚࿔
What did I tell you~? It takes more than a little nugbone trauma to stop me~. U~O
Hark~! Who else is up, polishing their blade~? #Suggestive #OfWeaponMaintenance #ShiningMyShaft #PolishingMyPole #BuffingMyBlade #MyHalberd
god I wish
Do not lament, my prince~! Rejoice, for your enemies quake, and your sword is immaculate~!
What's stopping you~?
merely my mortal flesh
Then you must work that flesh until you find satisfaction~!
TRUKE
I, of course, allways ensure to give mine instrument it's dues.
I dare say no one's blade is more well-worn than yours~~~~.
And yet, despite five hundred sweeps of regullar and rigorous use, they remain immacullate. A true warrior cares for their toolls, as I am sure you know well.
Indeed~! A well maintained sword's glory is never dulled by successive uses~! It only gains more renown~! Haha~!
I've been watching a lot of wrestling lately, and have been inspired to adapt some moves into my own fighting style~! One such move is a variation on a classic grappling position~ once you have your opponent on his back, try pinning his walk stems tight to his body~. It's a more friendly grapple used when fooling around with the mates, hence its name~ the Mating Press~! Try it out with the lads~! #Gladiating #WarriorBonds #MatingPress #FunWithTheMates #NSFW
☽O☾☽oo☾h!! H☽o☾w inn☽o☾vative! ⋆˚࿔
the yaoi writes itself, lads. this jo8 is too fucking easy
Can one even say he's warrior bonded to a man he's never put in a mating press~?
I like to think I'm a something of a trailblazer when it comes to putting other men in a grapple~.
Let me know if you ever need inspiration for a heroic epic~! I'm your chap~.
you and another man need to get in to a 8lock that has a chair I can write from. for political reasons.
girl....girl I. I think he's. into other men girl...
Quite the savant, even! ⋆˚࿔
I'd happily grapple a lady, given the chance, but most of my opponents tend to be chaps~.
Good glory I was so distracted by the allegations earlier that I forgot to react to this~.
I'm missing FIght Night due to work-related nugbone trauma~.~.~. this simply cannot be~.~.~.
My nugbone is throbbing quite severely, on account of being slammed intoa wall~. I've got a bruise that only the comfort of beau~tiful women can heal~.~.~. I might also have pan damage~. #Gladiating #ConcussionBlogging #LiveConcussedReaction #Gore
DᏫ U WAИИA WAIL LIKE AИ IИJURED AИIMAL IИ MY BIG FAT KИᏫCKERᔑ HEKTᏫR
Haha, the wailing doesn't sound very heroic~. I might shed a single tear into your bosom, if you'd allow~~~~.
Another night, another concussion~. #Gladiating #ConcussionBlogging #LiveConcussedReaction
☽O☾h y☽o☾u p☽oo☾r thing!! A milli☽o☾n healing kisses y☽o☾ur way. ⋆˚࿔
Thank you, princess~! I can already feel my strength and clarity of mind returning~.~.~.~! Don't stop though~~~~~.
As if I w☽o☾uld ever! But are y☽o☾u ☽o☾cray? Like, genuinely? Please seak a mediculler's attenti☽o☾n, my champi☽o☾n. ⋆˚࿔
Ahaha~. I will live, I promise~. I bounce back quickly~. Thank you my dear~~~~~.
A relief! Make sure y☽o☾u get s☽o☾me rest after w☽o☾rk, pr☽o☾mise? ⋆˚࿔
Cross my pusher and hope to be culled~~~~.
G☽oo☾d bu☽o☾y. ⋆˚࿔