Hektor Castio
@gallivantingGourmand
Known in the arena as Gadabout Archrake, but you may call me Hektor~. Gladiator/Cullinarian at Ancient Times~. He/him~. 44,644 Hicapoints. ( //icon credit: @legendaryLeague )
Before they put me in the torture cylinder, does anyone want to confess that they're harboring concupiscent feelings for me~?
nah
I'll try, for you~~~~.
Casper, my dear lad~.~.~. Yes~. I will bestow upon you the honor of knighthood~.
Is there anything I can do to change that~~~~?
omg.... really?
They Have Torture Cyl|nders? | Envy The Opportun|t|es You Have To Show Your Res|l|ence. You Truly Are A Glad|ator W|th No Peer.
You've earned it, lad~.
Ha~! I wager they would have to invent a whole new torture cylinder to contain you, my dear Ptolmy~.
SURE. FUCK IT. ANYONE WANT ANYTHING WHILE I’M STOPPED? A SNACK, A DRINK?
I wouldn't mind a snack~. U~0
Noot too wookepoost but anyoone whoo says loowbloooods can't doo art is oon lethal amoounts oof coopium i've coommissiooned them hundreds oof times and let me tell yoou that shit beloongs in a museum gallery right next too knoown highbloooods
They say suffering inspires great art~! It would only make sense that lowbloods would be able to translate their unfortunate circumstance into something beau~tiful~.
Combat Tip: Do not get impalled #CombatTipsWithDuellist
This is almost always true~. Unless~.~.~.
No. There is no unlless.
You'd rather be the imapler~? #Suggestive
I have been impalled and it is bad In my experience. Why hast thou tagged suggestive
Don't worry about it~.
in retrospect its probubbly a good thing im naut secretary of homeland security no moor cause i kept forgettin i was supposed to be doin tsa shit and a lot of people with weaprawns prolly got on planes lol
Personally I wouldn't feel safe on a craft *without* weapons~. What if there are air bandits~?
THEY ᔑHᏫULD REALLY ᔑTART PUTTIИG MᏫRE RAИDᏫM HᏫᏫKᔑ ARᏫUИD TᏫWИ I THIИK IT WᏫULD LᏫᏫK BETTER WITH RAИDᏫM HᏫᏫKᔑ ARᏫUИD TᏫWИ
THEREᔑ ᏫИE I PᏫᔑTED A FEW ИIGHTᔑ AGᏫ ᏫF ME IИ A FREAKY HALLWAY !!!
I must have missed this one~. I like your blade~.
THAИK YᏫU ITᔑ MY FAVᏫRITE MACHETE !!!!!
It's so big~~~~~.
DᏫИT TALK ABᏫUT IT LIKE THAT YᏫURE FIИИA TURИ ME ᏫИ AИD THEИ ILL GET ᏫBᔑEᔑᔑED WITH YᏫU FᏫR MAKIИG ME FEEL THIИGᔑ I FᏫRGᏫT WERE PᏫᔑᔑIBLE
I have that effect on people, I'm afraid~. I can't help it~~~~.
WHERE DᏫ YᏫU LIVE ILL THRᏫW PEBBLEᔑ AT YᏫUR WIИDᏫW
On the moon Touristia~. But I'm currently abroad~.
ᏫH! ᏫH ᏫKAY! LET ME JUᔑT GET ᏫИ MY FUCKIИG GIAИT RᏫCKET ᔑPACE ᔑHIP I GUEᔑᔑ
Where are you~? Alternia~?
࣪⊹₊˚{ i literally didnt know.... }TᯅT{ i didnt know that they were keeping AIR FRYERS from you loachly commoners. likeeee! you guys are L+ DWELLERSSSS }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + where else would you use something as barbaric as an AIRRRR FRYER };ᯅ;{ WHO DID THIS TO YOU EVENNNN???? WHO IS KEEPING THE L+LUBBERS FROM THEIR PEASANT TOOLSSSS???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I bought an ocean fryer once, when I was on a seadweller cuisine kick~. But it was frustratingly hard to keep the air out and the ocean in~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ babes, i like.... think you got SCAMMED. likeeee, EVERYYYYONE + their lusus knows we like it better raw! }*O*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
You hhll
I don't suppose you'd like to show me a proper example, sometime~~~~?
I'm just about to board a commercial space craft where I will have no splinternet access, so now would be a really bad time to fight in my replies~. Just saying this for no reason in particular aha~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. #♣️
I h☽o☾pe y☽o☾ur travel is swift and enj☽o☾yable. ⋆˚࿔
Thank you, princess~!
Unrelated to any rumors that may be going around, I would like to clarify that I have never intentionally flirted with anyone on this platform~! People often mistake my friendliness and charming demeanor for flirting, I understand~! I think it may be because of my squigglies~. But it is simply not so~. It's an easy mistake to make~. #PSA #Friendly #Chivalrous #Gentlemanly #Nonsexual #Platonic
thank motherglub
Hello to you too, princess~~~~~.
why you gotta use 4
࣪⊹₊˚{ UMMMM! hi yea, thats actually a GRRRREEEEAAAAATTTT question! }⟡____⟡{ why ARE you using 4 of them???? more spacifically, WHYYYY are you using four 4 women that ARENT ME???? }*益*{ }*益*{ }*益*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm i mean it doesnt actually REELY matter if like, sheeee like, LIKES it }6.6{ because shes literally the #head-fish-in-charge }9.9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ BUT CONSIDER IT A GENERALLLL QUESTION }*益*{ }*益*{ THAT LITERALLY NEEDS TO BE ANSWERED NOWWWW!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Oh uhhhh haha~.~.~.~. I mean if you look at the chitt in question, you'll see that I actually used 5, technically~. Because that's how my quirk works~. I just typed 4 manually~. But when I am talking to YOU, princess, you will see that I clearly and painstakingly make sure I am counting out the right number of punctuation marks so that it shows up as 4~. Just for you~~~~. I know how you like it~~~~.
you got somef1n to say to me b1tch??
Laaaadies, ladies~~~~.