@gallivantingGourmand — #nsfw
I've been watching a lot of wrestling lately, and have been inspired to adapt some moves into my own fighting style~! One such move is a variation on a classic grappling position~ once you have your opponent on his back, try pinning his walk stems tight to his body~. It's a more friendly grapple used when fooling around with the mates, hence its name~ the Mating Press~! Try it out with the lads~! #Gladiating #WarriorBonds #MatingPress #FunWithTheMates #NSFW
Worjking thoriugh some unresoloved tension tyhe best way I kniw how~. Just some good oldfashionwed masculine friction~! Let it beknwon hektoe Castoi is in peak formn and notafriad to toot his own holrn~! #NSFW
While it's not exactly standard practice to tuck caegar bills into my gladiator armor, it's also not discouraged~~~~. #Gladiating #TippingEtiquette #PleaseFeelFree #ToStimulateMyTip #NSFW
Oh, he~llo~~~. Did I catch you staring~? No, it's alright~. You can look~. Actually, these buns are for you~. Just a small to~ken of my thanks, for helping me reach 10k kult~. And there's even more in the oven~. Would you like a bite~? #Firm #Spongey #Yeasty #MyBuns #Gladibaker #MyVisage #Unedited #NoFilter #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/57a656e8457c~.png
Thank you all for helping me reach climax~~! Especially @clairvoyantGhostlight @croesusKingpin and @canyouKeepit~! I will be posting my 10k reward shortly~~~~~! #NSFW
I'm so close to 10k kult~. If only someone would bring me over the edge~. The surprise I've been saving up will be cli~mactic~~~~. #NSFW
Is that a glaive in your pocket or are you just happy to see me~? #NSFW
Almost cried thinking about the struggles of women~. This is the raw and unedited anguish upon my vis~age~. If I could carry the burden of every woman on my own torso pillar, I would~. I stand with you, fair maidens~. Allow me to share in your pain~. I'm 6'2, by the way~. #MaleFeminist #Solidarity #ManlyTears #GladiatorsCryToo #Unedited #MyVisage #BlueSauce #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/a0e7e5cb0cd0~.png
They call me Gaerie Stew on account of all the wretched slurries I'm mixing in round receptacles~. #NSFW
If any bitter and warring kismeses are looking for a third, I'm av~ailable~. But I warn you, I'm not a very good auspistice~. #NSFW #Threeways #UnicornSighting
My latest opponent, the Olive Amazonian~! By glory, what a fight~.~.~.~! We went round after round, blades clashing and muscles jumping~! A true war of attrition, whittling each other down until one of us was spent~. She had quite the admirable stamina~. Ultimately I was victorious, of course~. But I regret to say I didn't have the pusher to finish her off~.~.~. #Gladiating #MyTrueWeakness #Women #MaleFeminist #Violence #Gore #NSFW
Ahn, I can't stop thinking about the sweet and supple bun I have waiting at hive for me~. The most beau~tiful girl in the galaxy~. She tantalizes me, her curves, her flavour, her aroma~.~.~. She drives me mad like no other~. I can't wait to sink my teeth into that garlic knot~. #ThinkingAbout #Her #GarlicKnot #NSFW
Some say the frequency with which I polish my polearm is excessive~. But frankly, I pity their dull and neglected blades~. #Gladiating #BladeCareIsSelfCare #NSFW
Be still my pu~sher~.~.~.~! My opponent tonight is a colossal olive woman~.~.~. I'm already polishing my blade in antici~pation~. #Gladiating #WhettingMyBlade #ShiningMyPole #OilingMyShaft #ShavingMySteel #PoundingMyProng #TrimingMySquiggly #HalberdMaintenance #NSFW
Just found out about incels~.~.~. perhaps the most profoundly sad thing I have heard this wipe~. My pusher breaks for every troll unable to find intimacy in any of its beautiful forms~. Hold your nugbone high, lads~. Never give up hope~. #NSFW #Incels #Motivational
I showed you my shaft, please respond~. #NSFW #UnlessYoureMe #ThisIsMyWork #OiledUp #10FootReach #ByTheWay https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/2a28ba24e484~.jpg
♬♪ Now playing ~ Ultra Masculine Olive Girl Playlist to Fuck that Bread To ♬♪ #NSFW
Does anyone else shout when they urinate~? I used to know a lad that did~. #NSFW~? Not sure how to categorize this one~.
I've never been so close to disowning my beloved brood brother as when he said it isn't masculine to pleasure a woman~. #NSFW
♬♪ Now playing ~ Ultra Masculine Olive Girl Playlist For Trimming Your Squiggly ♬♪ #NSFW
Oh, glorious, the other fighter brought a maul~! I am in desperate need of a pounding, right now~. #Violence #Gore #NSFW #Gladiating
Reply to know whether I would #Smash you with the blunt end of my halberd, or #Pass you a fresh slice of grubloaf~. #NSFW #Violence #SmashorPass
A more advanced version of the soaking technique also involves a third party jumping on the stage or arena, to simulate friction, while the fighters remain technically unaccountable~. #NSFW #Suggestive #OfBattle #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
To enhance my own battling performance, I school feed myself from an array of different disciplines~. Most recently, I have been studying a grappling technique practiced by seadwellers~. A most noble practice~! Evidently, the goal is to hold your enemy securely in place, while moving as little as possible~. It may sound unusual, but I'm led to believe some can finish a fight from this alone~! They call the technique "soaking~." #NSFW #Suggestive #Violence #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
Anonymous asked: "WHY ARE YOU HUMAN MARRIED" I'm not~. Not yet, anyway~~~. But Runnit was so eager to recreate the human mating ritual with me~.~.~. who was I to say no~? Yes, we may not be able to conceive a clutch of squishy, shriveled, mammalian progeny, the same way humans do~. But that won't stop us from trying~. @legendaryLeague #NSFW #MatingRituals #CulturalAppreciation #HektorFanmail https://forms~.gle/AJNcsKetEsSXUxDe6
Thank you @legendaryLeague~! He had to save for an entire sweep to be able to afford the gemstone of my human engagement ring, on his meager competitive winnings~. Although it is not the cost of the treasure that matters, but the passion of the troll who grinded for it~. And no one is more passionate than him~. If you know what I mean~. O~U #NSFW #IMeanHisSlug #Grinding #Squiggling #TwirlingAround #MyChud #MyVisage https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/aa6e12120417~.png
@irrefutableDecalogue asked: "| Am Sure You Have Faced Many A Worthy Foe |n The Arena~. What Would You Say |s The Most Queer Ab|l|ty Or Techn|que You Have Seen Used Aga|nst You And How D|d You Overcome |t~?" In the arena, I have fought a number of psionics that used their abilities to enhance their fighting~. And there was one chap in particular that had quite a queer ability~.~.~. he was able to tickle me with only his think pan~! I truly thought I was going to break as he teased me relentlessly, and in my most sensitive areas~! But I fought through the intense stimulation, managed to get on top of ...Read more
I am currently being reprimanded by the Dreaded Manglegement for tossing aside my halberd in one too many battles~. But can one truly blame me~? How am I to forge a warrior's bond at polearm's length~? A wise troll once said "know one's enemy," and what better way than to be up close and personal, grappling onto whatever nub I can reach~? Am I not probing into his inner depths, with my body firmly pressed up against his, as we squirm around in the dirt~? His walk stems wrapped around me, heels grinding into my torso, and teeth sunk into my wind chute as we tumble over and over, before I inevitably come ou...Read more
I would never obliterate a twink~.~.~.~.~! Unless it was by royal decree of Her Imperious Condescension herself~! Or by decree of the Dreaded Manglegement~! A little battering, pounding, tossing about, and light maiming are fair play though~. #Violence #NSFW #NSFWE #Twinkscourse #TwinkHusbandry
Looks like they have me working the meal block again~. No matter~. My performance will be legen~dary, regardless~. And I'll start by beating this dripping slab of meat until it's tender and quivering~. I could go all night~. If only I had someone to watch~. What's that~? You already are~? How naughty of you~. I might have to tenderize you next~. That's right~. I expect to see your hindquarters on this meal plank, pron~to~. #Tender #Slick #Jiggling #ReadyToGo #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #NSFW #DontTellManglegement #MyVisage https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/07a25124cad0~.webp
You may as well tag my whole account #NSFW, as very few things are safe in my workplace~! Ha~! A little gladiatorial humor~.