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@gallivantingGourmand — #bytheway

My stems feel so empty~.~.~. I don't suppose there are any princesses that need carrying~.~.~.~? #Gladiator #ByTheWay

Kult: +24
Total: 24

My aura is so powerful it emanates from 10 feet around me, granting my allies a smile on their face, a spring in their step, and a discount on tickets to Ancient Times~. #Gladiating #LimitedTimeDeals #MessageMe #IfYouWantSome #ByTheWay

Kult: +41
Total: 41

I showed you my shaft, please respond~. #NSFW #UnlessYoureMe #ThisIsMyWork #OiledUp #10FootReach #ByTheWay https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/2a28ba24e484~.jpg

Kult: +47
Kull: +7
Total: 54
Ratio: 6.71

POV: I am a busty barmaid wiping out a clean mug with a rag as you enter through the double doors~. I slide you a pint across the bar plank~. Your usual, of course~. I always remember just what you like~. I ask you how work is treating you~. You take a hearty swig, and begin to regale me with a long tale about your night in the bloodmines~. I nod along, interjecting in all the right spots, making it clear that I am listening with rapt attention~. Finally, my ganderbulbs flutter wistfully as I apologize, and tell you I have other customers to help~. I heft a full tray of frothy mugs on one strong bicep, an...Read more

Kult: +29
Kull: +7
Total: 36
Ratio: 4.14

Before #MatespritMonday ends, does anyone want to admit that they've been fantasizing about me kissing them pass~ionately as I promise to come back for them, donning my armor, mounting my majestic hoofbeast, raising my banner high, and riding bravely off into batt~le~? #ImAGladiator #ByTheWay

Kult: +29
Kull: +5
Total: 34
Ratio: 5.80