@gallivantingGourmand — #gladiating
I'm going to be honest~. I hate throwing javelins~. Where is the passion in penetrating a foe from long range~? When I sink my blade into an enemy, I want to stare him in the ganderbulbs~. #Gladiating #HotTake #ExtremePenetration #Gore #Suggestive
Fighting the inspiration man for inspiration~. #Gladiating
I've been watching a lot of wrestling lately, and have been inspired to adapt some moves into my own fighting style~! One such move is a variation on a classic grappling position~ once you have your opponent on his back, try pinning his walk stems tight to his body~. It's a more friendly grapple used when fooling around with the mates, hence its name~ the Mating Press~! Try it out with the lads~! #Gladiating #WarriorBonds #MatingPress #FunWithTheMates #NSFW
My nugbone is throbbing quite severely, on account of being slammed intoa wall~. I've got a bruise that only the comfort of beau~tiful women can heal~.~.~. I might also have pan damage~. #Gladiating #ConcussionBlogging #LiveConcussedReaction #Gore
Another night, another concussion~. #Gladiating #ConcussionBlogging #LiveConcussedReaction
Gentle reminder that we eat with our hands here at Ancient Times~. Guests who ask for utensils will be fed to the stripebeasts~. #AncientTimes #Gladiating #DinnerTheaterEttiquette
I will crush my competition~. I will prove my might~. I will get my spear through that ring~. #NightlyAffirmations #Gladiating
The fight I had scheduled for tonight was cancelled~. #Gladiating #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/3944907321f0~.png
Some believe it foolish of me to be chitting mid-fight~. But lo, I am doing it right now~! You hear that, splinternet~? I am chitting in the middle of the area~! #Gladiating
While it's not exactly standard practice to tuck caegar bills into my gladiator armor, it's also not discouraged~~~~. #Gladiating #TippingEtiquette #PleaseFeelFree #ToStimulateMyTip #NSFW
My aura is so powerful it emanates from 10 feet around me, granting my allies a smile on their face, a spring in their step, and a discount on tickets to Ancient Times~. #Gladiating #LimitedTimeDeals #MessageMe #IfYouWantSome #ByTheWay
The key to slaying a stripebeast is to not show it fear~. That, and a sharp blade~. It doesn't hurt to be faster than it, also~. #Gladiating #ProStrats #LifeAdvice
Ah, I love the smell of fresh blood in the evening~~~~. #Gladiating #Gore
For those attending Ancient Times in the coming nights, do not be alarmed if the u~sual lad tasked with picking up the hoofbeast droppings is absent~. He is in the hospital block recovering from a swift kick to the pelvic region, but they say he'll make a full recovery~. Also, do not mind if his stand-in is a tall, handsome indigo~. He's temporary~. #Gladiating #PSA
It is a glorious evening to do what needs to get done by me~! #Motivation #Gladiating
My latest opponent, the Olive Amazonian~! By glory, what a fight~.~.~.~! We went round after round, blades clashing and muscles jumping~! A true war of attrition, whittling each other down until one of us was spent~. She had quite the admirable stamina~. Ultimately I was victorious, of course~. But I regret to say I didn't have the pusher to finish her off~.~.~. #Gladiating #MyTrueWeakness #Women #MaleFeminist #Violence #Gore #NSFW
Some say the frequency with which I polish my polearm is excessive~. But frankly, I pity their dull and neglected blades~. #Gladiating #BladeCareIsSelfCare #NSFW
Be still my pu~sher~.~.~.~! My opponent tonight is a colossal olive woman~.~.~. I'm already polishing my blade in antici~pation~. #Gladiating #WhettingMyBlade #ShiningMyPole #OilingMyShaft #ShavingMySteel #PoundingMyProng #TrimingMySquiggly #HalberdMaintenance #NSFW
Before I punch in does anyone want to confess that they'd like to trek across the galaxy with me, fighting monsters and plundering treasure~? #Gladiating #Adventuring #QuadrantSituationshipOptional #ButEncouraged
I am unkillable~. My hair looks magnificent~. I am faster than this hungry stripebeast~. #NightlyAffirmations #Gladiating
Thank you @legendaryLeague for coming to cheer me on to victory~! I fought that much harder, knowing that you were sitting in my section, wearing my color~. I have no doubt in my pan that as you watched me thrust my blade into that man, you were picturing that it was you I was thrusting into~. #Gladiating #Bloodsport #MyVisage #MyChudsband #Violence #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/74b10792edbe~.png
To look out in to the crowd, and witness a mighty sea of nugbones adorned with my colour~~~~! Is there any greater pride~? Though outside of this Colosseum, you may be from all stripes of the hemospectrum, tonight, we are all indigo~! You will not regret backing me as your champion~! Raise your flags high, and cheer me on to victory~! #Gladiating #CrowdWork
I like to think of myself as a tank, although I will be the first to admit that I don't fit the conventional definition~. My armor is somewhat limited, as they don't allow me to wear pants, or anything that fully covers my biceps~. Not that I'd want to~~~. #Gladiating
Ah, I love the smell of hoofbeasts in the evening~~~! I'll never understand why trolls keep leaving us negative reviews on Shriek about it~. #Gladiating #GloriousHoofbeasts #MissHim #Unidad
The cages we put up between the audience and the gladiator matches, contrary to popular belief, are not to protect audience from flying debris, so much as they are to keep the audience members from jumping into the fray~. #Gladiating
I am a fierce and start~lingly handsome troll~. I will turn my opponents to pulp and bone meal~. #NightlyAffirmations #Gladiating #Gore
Ah~.~.~. the Colosseum's trained talonbeast flew away~. I hope this will not impact ticket sales~. Please contact me if you see a flying monstrosity that answers to the name Brutus~. #Gladiating
Oh, glorious, the other fighter brought a maul~! I am in desperate need of a pounding, right now~. #Violence #Gore #NSFW #Gladiating
A more advanced version of the soaking technique also involves a third party jumping on the stage or arena, to simulate friction, while the fighters remain technically unaccountable~. #NSFW #Suggestive #OfBattle #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
To enhance my own battling performance, I school feed myself from an array of different disciplines~. Most recently, I have been studying a grappling technique practiced by seadwellers~. A most noble practice~! Evidently, the goal is to hold your enemy securely in place, while moving as little as possible~. It may sound unusual, but I'm led to believe some can finish a fight from this alone~! They call the technique "soaking~." #NSFW #Suggestive #Violence #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
@irrefutableDecalogue asked: "| Am Sure You Have Faced Many A Worthy Foe |n The Arena~. What Would You Say |s The Most Queer Ab|l|ty Or Techn|que You Have Seen Used Aga|nst You And How D|d You Overcome |t~?" In the arena, I have fought a number of psionics that used their abilities to enhance their fighting~. And there was one chap in particular that had quite a queer ability~.~.~. he was able to tickle me with only his think pan~! I truly thought I was going to break as he teased me relentlessly, and in my most sensitive areas~! But I fought through the intense stimulation, managed to get on top of ...Read more
Good evening, lovely Chittrlings~! It turns out my fight with the freakishly large teal blood is an hour later than I believed~. Until then, I suppose I will simply sit here consumed with bloodlust~. #Gladiating
I counter enchantments of mages ungranted, Mine agency rampant, their casting so vapid~. I quest for the scrolls of ancient tales of old, Of when tyrants are bested, thou loyalties tested~. They harken thy deeds of glory, But bid thee treacherous quarry~. Oh, the wizardry~! Everybody wants to cast a spell on me~. Struck so magically~! Everybody wants to be mine enemy~. #Poetry #Gladiating
Ah~. I did not intend to chop Troll Jake Paul clean in half, length-wise~. But I'm afraid he forced my frond~. I quite liked his diamond-encrusted shorts, though~. Very tasteful~. #Violence #Sinfluencer #Gladiating #Gore