@gallivantingGourmand — #violence
I know what you all are wondering~ "Can Hektor Castio, the Gadabout Archrake himself, solo @legendaryLeague's Barondad~?" Ob~viously~. But isn't it more fun to watch him double-team the poor bastard with @industrialIncidentalist~? The more the merrier, I always say~. Barondad put up a hell of a fight, but the Mountain and I gave him a pounding from all angles~. We may have gotten a little carried away, actually~. He simply had no chance against the raw power and sta~mina of this dream team~. This is out tactic~. Our teamfight tactic~. #BoundForTheRift #Riftbound #WarriorBonds #MyChud #Suggestive #Vi...Read more
My latest opponent, the Olive Amazonian~! By glory, what a fight~.~.~.~! We went round after round, blades clashing and muscles jumping~! A true war of attrition, whittling each other down until one of us was spent~. She had quite the admirable stamina~. Ultimately I was victorious, of course~. But I regret to say I didn't have the pusher to finish her off~.~.~. #Gladiating #MyTrueWeakness #Women #MaleFeminist #Violence #Gore #NSFW
You miss 100% of the big swings you never take~. #HalberdWielder #HalberdPride #CleaveOnThem #TakeThemToCleaveland #Violence #Wrath #Bloodlust #Motivation #Inspirational
Thank you @legendaryLeague for coming to cheer me on to victory~! I fought that much harder, knowing that you were sitting in my section, wearing my color~. I have no doubt in my pan that as you watched me thrust my blade into that man, you were picturing that it was you I was thrusting into~. #Gladiating #Bloodsport #MyVisage #MyChudsband #Violence #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/74b10792edbe~.png
Bold of the 1st Officer to challenge me to a du~el~. Unlike him, I do not wield a saber~. I fear it may not even be a fair fight~ his flimsy needle against the heft of my halberd~. #ThreshecutionerBlogging #LiveGladiatorReaction #DuelistBonds #Violence
Oh, glorious, the other fighter brought a maul~! I am in desperate need of a pounding, right now~. #Violence #Gore #NSFW #Gladiating
Reply to know whether I would #Smash you with the blunt end of my halberd, or #Pass you a fresh slice of grubloaf~. #NSFW #Violence #SmashorPass
To enhance my own battling performance, I school feed myself from an array of different disciplines~. Most recently, I have been studying a grappling technique practiced by seadwellers~. A most noble practice~! Evidently, the goal is to hold your enemy securely in place, while moving as little as possible~. It may sound unusual, but I'm led to believe some can finish a fight from this alone~! They call the technique "soaking~." #NSFW #Suggestive #Violence #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
♬♪ Now playing ~ Ultra Masculine Olive Girl Playlist For Engaging in Bloodsport ♬♪ #Violence
Ah~. I did not intend to chop Troll Jake Paul clean in half, length-wise~. But I'm afraid he forced my frond~. I quite liked his diamond-encrusted shorts, though~. Very tasteful~. #Violence #Sinfluencer #Gladiating #Gore
Oh good glory, I did not mean to skewer that man quite so lethally~.~.~. Confound this quirk, I'm not trying to be cheeky right now~. #Violence
The manglegement is telling me they want to see more beheading~. Fine with me~! If they want head, I'll give them head~! #Violence #Suggestive
I am currently being reprimanded by the Dreaded Manglegement for tossing aside my halberd in one too many battles~. But can one truly blame me~? How am I to forge a warrior's bond at polearm's length~? A wise troll once said "know one's enemy," and what better way than to be up close and personal, grappling onto whatever nub I can reach~? Am I not probing into his inner depths, with my body firmly pressed up against his, as we squirm around in the dirt~? His walk stems wrapped around me, heels grinding into my torso, and teeth sunk into my wind chute as we tumble over and over, before I inevitably come ou...Read more
I would never obliterate a twink~.~.~.~.~! Unless it was by royal decree of Her Imperious Condescension herself~! Or by decree of the Dreaded Manglegement~! A little battering, pounding, tossing about, and light maiming are fair play though~. #Violence #NSFW #NSFWE #Twinkscourse #TwinkHusbandry
I encountered many puzzles while questing in the olden days~! Never solved any, though~. Unless you count the bandit puzzle~. I solved that one by splitting the chap's nugbone open, though~. #Violence #MyLore
Nothing like starting the evening with some sweaty, troll-on-troll violence~! Just two meat sacks writhing together, muscles rippling, and struggling for domi~nance~~~. #Violence #Suggestive #OfAWarriorsBond