@gallivantingGourmand — #suggestive
I'm going to be honest~. I hate throwing javelins~. Where is the passion in penetrating a foe from long range~? When I sink my blade into an enemy, I want to stare him in the ganderbulbs~. #Gladiating #HotTake #ExtremePenetration #Gore #Suggestive
Hark~! Who else is up, polishing their blade~? #Suggestive #OfWeaponMaintenance #ShiningMyShaft #PolishingMyPole #BuffingMyBlade #MyHalberd
The fight I had scheduled for tonight was cancelled~. #Gladiating #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/3944907321f0~.png
By glory they're still coming~.~.~. #Suggestive
I know what you all are wondering~ "Can Hektor Castio, the Gadabout Archrake himself, solo @legendaryLeague's Barondad~?" Ob~viously~. But isn't it more fun to watch him double-team the poor bastard with @industrialIncidentalist~? The more the merrier, I always say~. Barondad put up a hell of a fight, but the Mountain and I gave him a pounding from all angles~. We may have gotten a little carried away, actually~. He simply had no chance against the raw power and sta~mina of this dream team~. This is out tactic~. Our teamfight tactic~. #BoundForTheRift #Riftbound #WarriorBonds #MyChud #Suggestive #Vi...Read more
About to give this chap the pounding of a lifetime~~~~. #Suggestive
It's sad how many men don't know how to find the end of a rainbow~. #Suggestive
Any fair lady would be safe with me~. If I saw another troll making bulbs at my beau~tiful matesprit, I would give him the tongue lashing of his life~. Perhaps even engage him in a friendly sparring match if he needed the lesson pounded into him~~~. #MatespritMonday #Chivarlous #Handsome #Single #QuadsOpen #Suggestive
Every scar comes with a tale~. The one above my left bulb~? An angry hootbeast lusus~. My broken horn~? A dragon dropped me on my nugbone~. The scars on my back~? A lover's quarrel~. The burn mark on my reach stem~? An ex-lover's quarrel~. #WarriorScars #QuadrantWoes #MyLore #Suggestive
POV: I am a busty barmaid wiping out a clean mug with a rag as you enter through the double doors~. I slide you a pint across the bar plank~. Your usual, of course~. I always remember just what you like~. I ask you how work is treating you~. You take a hearty swig, and begin to regale me with a long tale about your night in the bloodmines~. I nod along, interjecting in all the right spots, making it clear that I am listening with rapt attention~. Finally, my ganderbulbs flutter wistfully as I apologize, and tell you I have other customers to help~. I heft a full tray of frothy mugs on one strong bicep, an...Read more
Good evening, beautiful people~. May we all take some time tonight to love ourselves~. Passionately and without reservation~! #SelfCare #Suggestive
It seems the consensus is that I should dine on cluckbeast tolight~. Although nothing could sate my appetite quite like you could~. #Suggestive
♬♪ Now playing ~ Ultra Masculine Olive Girl Playlist To Whet Your Blade To ♬♪ #Suggestive
Thank you @legendaryLeague for coming to cheer me on to victory~! I fought that much harder, knowing that you were sitting in my section, wearing my color~. I have no doubt in my pan that as you watched me thrust my blade into that man, you were picturing that it was you I was thrusting into~. #Gladiating #Bloodsport #MyVisage #MyChudsband #Violence #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/74b10792edbe~.png
If you can't guess some of my pro~clivities from reading my account, then frankly, I don't think you can handle me~. Also, good even~ing~. #IHaveRisen #Suggestive
I made grubloaf for third meal~. Who wants to taste my meat~? #Grilliator #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #MyMeat #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/6910037d795c~.jpg
Hello~. We saw you from across the tavern and thought you looked conciliatory~. #Suggestive~.
A more advanced version of the soaking technique also involves a third party jumping on the stage or arena, to simulate friction, while the fighters remain technically unaccountable~. #NSFW #Suggestive #OfBattle #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
To enhance my own battling performance, I school feed myself from an array of different disciplines~. Most recently, I have been studying a grappling technique practiced by seadwellers~. A most noble practice~! Evidently, the goal is to hold your enemy securely in place, while moving as little as possible~. It may sound unusual, but I'm led to believe some can finish a fight from this alone~! They call the technique "soaking~." #NSFW #Suggestive #Violence #Gladiating #WarriorBonding
@onewingedFudanshi asked: "Do you have communal baths~? We do back home and it feels like something you'd appreciate 030" As a matter of fact, we gladiators do~. But only because I insisted on it~! What better way for warriors to bond than when they're dressed down to their Wriggling Day garb~. #Suggestive #HektorFanmail https://forms~.gle/V5Vq5kaEi9XpCjnV8
They say my blood colour is quite noble, but personally, I think it would look better on you~. #Gore #Suggestive #OfBattle
Is that a greataxe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me~? #Suggestive
A warrior must always wield his blade with honor and chivalry in his pusher~. He must know when to stri~ke~~~~~~~~! And when to keep it sheathed~. #Suggestive
Why hello~ I noticed you from across the Everything feed, and I liked your deeply personal inside thoughts~.~.~. #Suggestive
For those concerned about me trimming my squiggly, do not worry~. It grew back even more mighty than before~! Like a grand hydra~.~.~.~! ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. #Suggestive #HowManyHeads~? #Heh #LetsJustSay #TheresSome
Salt is one of my favorite tastes~. Not only that, but it is a staple of almost any dish~. It makes me go a little cra~zy, to be honest~. I'm only satisfied when I feel those hard chunks tingle on my tongue~. When I sit back at the nutrition plank and see your look of equal contentment, belly full with the salty meal we shared between us, wiping your tunnel daintily with a napkin, and unable to speak and tell me what a good job I did, for fear that a single utterance may cause you to pop~.~.~. That's when I'm sa~tisfied~. #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #MyVisage #Suggestive https://cdn~.im...Read more
Gladiating all night works up a voracious appetite~! I could really go for a Cheesed Burger right now~! Heck, I could probably double fist the things~! #Food #Foodie #Suggestive #EveryDayImGladiating
If there is glory on the other side of this hole, then I shall find it~~~~~~! #Suggestive
Giving up is easy, hope is hard~. And brother, I like to stay hard~. #Suggestive
Naysayers will say that I cannot push a large boulder up a hill, chitt, and trim my squiggly all at the same time~. #Suggestive
Trimming my squiggly for a woman, because that is just the kind of gentleman I am~. ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. ✀ ~.~.✀~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. ~.~. #Suggestive #Chivalry
As an adventurer exploring foreign planets, you have few opportunities for a proper bath~. It is not one of the more glamorous aspects of adventuring, but one does grow used to it~. Actually, I have grown a certain nostalgia for the odor~. Is is probably why the strong musk of a seasoned warrior always gets me so worked up~! #MyLore #MyStink #Suggestive
If you're looking for a unicorn, look no further~. I have 1~.5 horns and 2 fronds~. #Suggestive
The manglegement is telling me they want to see more beheading~. Fine with me~! If they want head, I'll give them head~! #Violence #Suggestive
Twinks, get behind me~.~.~.~! #Suggestive
What is better than two beautiful, sculpted forms, writhing together like an ouroboros for an audience's pleasure~? #Suggestive #OfAWarriorsBond
Imagine a fair maiden chitting on your lap~. #NeedThat #MatespritMonday #Suggestive
Just me in the meal block tonight, kneading this decadent lump of dough~. Who said there is only pleasure in the finished product~? It's all about savoring the process~. And I do not mind a little yeast, oh no~. On the contrary, that is what gives bread its heavenly texture and taste~. Supple and spongy~. Sweet and tart~. Just how I like my women, might I add~. Give me that bun, and make it fizzy~. #Foodie #Foodspiration #Gladibaker #OhYes #ItsRising #Suggestive #MyVisage https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/5ce4d54b5ec5~.png
Why chitt alone when I could be chitting in your recuperacoon~? #Suggestive
Nothing like starting the evening with some sweaty, troll-on-troll violence~! Just two meat sacks writhing together, muscles rippling, and struggling for domi~nance~~~. #Violence #Suggestive #OfAWarriorsBond