Ikriom Trecal
@goannasAcrimony
<-|--|~~ Social problem-Solver-for-hire, fiShing enthuSiaSt, and jake engliSh fan. SeadwellerS, SaltbreatherS, abySS-whiSpererS, and imperial nookhufferS MIND YOURSELVES.
<-|--|~~ target tonight made me miSS the Seadweller getting pounded on by jake engliSh i'm So angry.
<-|--|~~ I GOT THE PISTOLS.
<-|--|~~ i will be getting that gun being auctioned mark my wordS.
<-|--|~~ got a flavor diSc coming, got a big jug of ikriom juice, got thiS couch under me and now i'm ready for DA RUMBLE.
Ill surely win with YOU on my side...
<-|--|~~ mr engliSh you will Set the SkieS and the eyeS of your adorerS ablaze with your magnificence. MINE INCLUDED.
<-|--|~~ EVERYBODY STREAM RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH.
<-|--|~~ iS anybody aS excited for the rumble tonight aS i am. i doubt it.
you have no idea!
<-|--|~~ going to order the biggeSt SaucieSt StinkieSt flavor diSc and pour a big glaSS of ikriom juice and juSt take it ALL in.
<-|--|~~ only the grandeSt and thrillingeSt diSplay of might and ShowmanShip in all time and Space.
<-|--|~~ i'm no Stranger to being hired to reSolve unSavory romantic entanglementS but thiS iS the firSt time i have been aSked to engage in caliginouS violence on Somebody'S behalf. Should i upcharge for thiS.
if optional no work s+ould go unrewarded t+e expectation of work for little in return is +ow t+ey keep t+e lower castes lower
<-|--|~~ oh abSolutely that goeS without Saying, damn the abySS-whiSpererS for their hateful machinationS. i juSt think that hiring muScle to maintain the phySicality of a pitch trySt iS Strange and i'm kind of afraid they're going to aSk me to talk like them next or Something.
<-|--|~~ client called off the lateSt job becauSe apparently caliginouS infidelity doeSn't actually warrant a broken arm deSpite that being what waS explicitly aSked for when i waS contacted. whatever i Still got paid half.
<-|--|~~ no new troll maSSive attack album in almoSt 7 SweepS what incalculable miSery.
<-|--|~~ jake engliSh called me hiS numero uno i could cry but i won't. i won't.
<-|--|~~ wouldn't be SurpriSed if the fuel drinking waS juSt a Seadweller Scheme to even further Stunt the mindS of the lower caSteS.
