Ikriom Trecal
@goannasAcrimony
<-]--[~~ enforcer for hire. revolutionary hiStory, fiShing, and rumble enthuSiaSt. SeadwellerS do not interact.
[The somewhat grainy recording opens up with a troll’s face nearly taking up the entire frame. He affixes the camera with an extraordinarily intense stare for a few seconds before backing up a bit, revealing a hulking frame and bandages wound snugly about his thick neck. The hive block he’s in is sparsely decorated and somewhat small, with the only notable fixture being a small shrine situated beneath a pair of pistols mounted upon the wall. The large troll takes a deep breath before speaking, never blinking.] "My name is Ikriom Trecal and this is my audition tape for Total Drama Island. If you seek unrelenting brutality and tenacity to enthrall and entertain, then look now further. I will claw and rend my way to the apex of this competition." [The troll takes a deep breath, swallowing thickly.] "I have long been inspired by the stories of the revolutionaries of old Alternia and the exploits of the legendary Page of Hope. This will be my inaugural journey into the blinding realm of reality entertainment. There I shall demonstrate the visceral clarity of purpose that will blaze my path to the summit of victory. And there I shall etch my name into the annals of history just as the fighters preceding me have." [The troll reaches for something off-screen, never taking his eyes off the camera. He reveals the object, a collection of what appears to be dried-out fins, mostly drained of color and retaining only a pale shade of violet around their ragged bases. A few piercings glint in a couple.] "Mementos of my choicest targets. Assignments I was fortunate enough to land. For as long as they live they will never forget that which pursued them, subdued them, maimed them. To remind them that they, just as the all the other castes, are mortal. I wish to remind all abyss-whispers of this fact. As they sit in their lavish hives and engage in their ostentatious galas and peddle their filth on social media. What can just as easily befall them at any given moment." [He sets the fins down and retrieves something else, a few tiny, meticulously-crafted glass sculptures of various lusii. He’s still staring.] "I would also like to share my art with others. I believe my skill in working with glass to be top-notch and I would enjoy creating more sculptures for others. Victory may open up considerable opportunities in that regard." [He sets the sculptures down and leans back in. Still staring, but grinning now and displaying rows of sharp teeth.] "This is my audition. I await the trials of the island and its dramatic totality." [The video ends.] @starPower @gutsyGumshoe
<-|--|~~ ALSO i am not Sure if individualS of aquatic diSpoSition on thiS Site have Some Sort of evolutionarily Stunted SenSe of viSion or if you are only able to proceSS thingS that aren't Seaweed or urchinS and ShellfiSh aS vague blobS of color and light but my chittr bio explicitly StateS that you do not interact with my poStS So if you could all read for once in your wretched brineSponged liveS that would be appreciated.
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. Do you r༄ad th༄ bio of ༄v༄ry us༄r you int༄ra⏾t with? . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. Sounds lik༄ a lot of ༄xtra ⏾li⏾ks for no r༄ward . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
<-|--|~~ i am participating in a multi-univerSal Social media nexuS why would i not do my beSt to learn about the individualS who interact with me. my life experience iS richer for the knowledge.
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. I gu༄ss; I just s⏾roll on my br༄aks is all. I'd rath༄r wast༄ my tim༄ with purpos༄. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
<-|--|~~ ok well aS a cerulean i'm Sure that the compulSion to Steward the habitS and proclivitieS of the lower caSteS iS overwhelming but if it iS all the Same to you i will continue to learn about the aSSortment of individualS on thiS Site aS i See fit i hope that doeS not bother you too much.
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. It's fas⏾inating to m༄ how mu⏾h you s༄༄m to r༄du⏾༄ trolls down to th༄ir ⏾ast༄s; and h༄r༄ I thought w༄ w༄r༄ having an ami⏾abl༄ dis⏾ussion. Quit༄ a bit of rag༄ in that littl༄ h༄art, isn't th༄r༄? . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
<-|--|~~ given that it haS governed my entire life and affected me mentally emotionally and phySically i think you can forgive me for being fixated on the Subject So Spare me the condeScenSion.
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. No int༄nt to ⏾ond༄s⏾༄nd, r༄ally; it truly is just int༄r༄sting. All that talk about l༄arning about th༄ p༄opl༄ you talk to and you don't s༄༄m ⏾ognizant of th༄ fa⏾t that I wasn't rais༄d on Alt༄rnia. Som༄thing right th༄r༄ in my bio, in fa⏾t! Funny, that. ⏾ast༄ isn't irr༄l༄vant in my lif༄, obviously; but my hom༄world has a far gr༄at༄r impa⏾t on who I am. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
<-|--|~~ oh i am aware and while i have no familiarity with your colony in particular i can State with certainty that caSte haS far more influence on your life than you realize. the vile poiSon of the hemoSpectrum infectS every laSt crevice the empire reacheS i know it i have no uncertainty of that fact and aS long aS the throne remainS untoppled it will continue to.
<-|--|~~ let it be known that i refuSe to even conSider purSuing any Sort of trySt be it fluShed or pitch on thiS Site and certainly not with Some rag-finned airnubbed doom-Spewing tidecrawler and any accuSationS leveled againSt me implying otherwiSe are abSolutely Self-incriminating on the part of the accuSer. laSt night waS an embarraSSing diSplay.
࣪⊹₊˚{ awwww.... is this you coming out + professing to EVERYONEEEE how you think im definitely waaaayyyy too good four just TRYST level haterom? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ because i think you make a good point }6u6{ }6u6{ but youre saying it like a hugeeee tryhard right now if were being honest....!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
<-|--|~~ i do not know how you can tolerate conStantly embarraSSing yourSelf on thiS public forum but notice how i did not even mention your name and yet you deSperately claw for any Sort of relevance wherever you can find it. people muSt really have grown numb to your tired doom propheteSS Schtick not that it waS all that engaging in the firSt place.
࣪⊹₊˚{ all these ADOOOORABLE sea green words + all this wailing + its allll pretty much just to say "IM MAAAAD" }>u<{ }>u<{ }>u<{ }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ youre literally on my dorsal fin chitting me like youre desperate four a hate snog.... AGAIN, four the second light in a row! #wowwww }˚₊⊹ ࣪
<-|--|~~ need i remind you that YOU are the one initiating theSe converSationS by butting in on my poStS? i am Sure the ocean iS unbearably cold but Surely you have better methodS of Seeking warmth than Sidling up with Some hapleSS bileblood like mySelf?
࣪⊹₊˚{ ewwww, are you getting pale with me right now? why are you so worried about me + all the ways i could possibly degrade myself by hooking you???? }>u<{ }>u<{ }>u<{ }>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
<-|--|~~ you really only hear what you want to hear don't you. it muSt be exhauSting to hallucinate all theSe advancementS on your quadrantS but reSt aSSured that not a drop of pity will be waSted on you.
<-|--|~~ i know theSe SortS of poStS are what one would call "bait" but regardleSS there iS a particular Stripe of lackadaiSical, hedoniStic nihiliSm peddled by SeadwellerS on here that i can never Seem to eScape from. it iS a diSguSting Set of beliefS and all would do well to ignore it wherever it iS encountered.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh REALLY. + just what is my belief system pray tell. since you know me SOOOO WELLLL }.____.{ GO ONNNN! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
<-|--|~~ bubbling out apocalyptic refrainS and dancing in joy of Some terrible end but too afraid to take the firSt dive. you're all So weak and afraid it makeS me LAUGH.
࣪⊹₊˚{ afraid???? }*7*{ O-KAYYYY! lets say you even have even the tiiiiniest teeeeensiest clue what youre glubbing about here }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ how do YOU suppose i take the first step, r+om chittr guy???? book a first class spaceflight back to alternia to visit sweet motherarms? HMMMM SURE ILL START THERE + GET BACK TO YOU }^o^{ }^o^{ }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
<-|--|~~ i think every laSt one of you Should lead by the example you're trying to Set and wade into oblivion. i've Seen you Slither acroSS my feed before alwayS Spewing your noxiouS hopeS for annihilation So why don't you jump the line and fulfill that deStiny already.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh.... hahahaha! YOUUUU wish! but its just not my time yet! }>7<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ who knows! maybe youll get lucky tomorrow if fate decides to humor you!!!! you dont have to be so MAAAAD you cute little mouth breather! }^7^{ }^7^{ }^7^{/ #LOOOOOOOOL }˚₊⊹ ࣪
<-|--|~~ So cute and convenient how it alwayS SeemS to work out that way iSn't it. don't clog your gillS on the Slime you Suck up from the abySSal plain you creature.
࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh i bet you WOULD be thinking about my gills right now you l+ lubbing FREAK! PERVERRRRTTTT!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
<-|--|~~ DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF THE ONLY THING ATTRACTIVE ABOUT YOU WOULD BE YOUR FINS STRUNG UP AROUND THE ENTRANCE TO MY HIVE.
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG. *+* youre a fin fetishist too???? FREEEEAK!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ we already knew that thoughhhh }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
<-|--|~~ Self-abSorbed vaingloriouS bottomfeeder it really muSt be a miracle of Some diabolical providence that you have not yet been reduced to an unSightly violet Slick on the Surface of whatever cold dark Sea you haunt.
<-|--|~~ viSiting the market today doeS anybody with familiarity with home brewing have any SuggeStionS for ingredientS i could add to thiS next batch?
<-|--|~~ SometimeS the longeSt and moSt trying purSuitS bear the moSt fruit if you Stick with them long enough but SometimeS you purSue a perSon with a Specific goal in mind only to find out that your benefactor had extremely miSguided conceptionS of pitch SolicitationS and believed hiring Someone to Stalk another in their Stead would be an effective initiation of thoSe feelingS againSt the target of their ire So you waSte nearly an entire perigee cycle effectively auSpiSticizing two halfwitS inStead of working meaningful gigS or working on your own hobbieS.
<-|--|~~ i have recovered from laSt nightS #rumbleindapumpkinpatch and aSide from the harrowing concluSion i thoroughly enjoyed mySelf great Show aS alwayS.
<-|--|~~ JAKE ENGLISH SHOW THEM YOUR MIGHT.
<-|--|~~ RUMBLE. I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE.
<-|--|~~ RUMBLE IS BACK.
[The somewhat grainy recording opens up with a troll’s face nearly taking up the entire frame. He affixes the camera with an extraordinarily intense stare for a few seconds before backing up a bit, revealing a hulking frame and bandages wound snugly about his thick neck. The hive block he’s in is sparsely decorated and somewhat small, with the only notable fixture being a small shrine situated beneath a pair of pistols mounted upon the wall. The large troll takes a deep breath before speaking, never blinking.] "My name is Ikriom Trecal and this is my audition tape for Total Drama Island. If you seek unrelenting brutality and tenacity to enthrall and entertain, then look now further. I will claw and rend my way to the apex of this competition." [The troll takes a deep breath, swallowing thickly.] "I have long been inspired by the stories of the revolutionaries of old Alternia and the exploits of the legendary Page of Hope. This will be my inaugural journey into the blinding realm of reality entertainment. There I shall demonstrate the visceral clarity of purpose that will blaze my path to the summit of victory. And there I shall etch my name into the annals of history just as the fighters preceding me have." [The troll reaches for something off-screen, never taking his eyes off the camera. He reveals the object, a collection of what appears to be dried-out fins, mostly drained of color and retaining only a pale shade of violet around their ragged bases. A few piercings glint in a couple.] "Mementos of my choicest targets. Assignments I was fortunate enough to land. For as long as they live they will never forget that which pursued them, subdued them, maimed them. To remind them that they, just as the all the other castes, are mortal. I wish to remind all abyss-whispers of this fact. As they sit in their lavish hives and engage in their ostentatious galas and peddle their filth on social media. What can just as easily befall them at any given moment." [He sets the fins down and retrieves something else, a few tiny, meticulously-crafted glass sculptures of various lusii. He’s still staring.] "I would also like to share my art with others. I believe my skill in working with glass to be top-notch and I would enjoy creating more sculptures for others. Victory may open up considerable opportunities in that regard." [He sets the sculptures down and leans back in. Still staring, but grinning now and displaying rows of sharp teeth.] "This is my audition. I await the trials of the island and its dramatic totality." [The video ends.] @starPower @gutsyGumshoe
LOOOOOVE THE ENTHUSIASM, BIG GUY! THAT KIND OF INTENSITY IS GOING TO MAKE FOR SOME FASCINATING STORY LINES, AT LEAST I HOPE SO!
<-|--|~~ thank you mr mclean even if i am not Selected i look forward to the Show.
ROOTING FOR YOU!!!! WHOOOT!!!
<-|--|~~ Should i be Selected mr engliSh i will not let you down.
<-|--|~~ thiS herb iS delightful.
Its Awfully Late To Be Gardening
<-|--|~~ Saw a Strange inSect while tracking a target today.
<-|--|~~ what doeS creative omega mean.
You Dont Need To Worry About It
It Means Its Nothing You Need To Worry About To Ensure The Quality Of Your Evening So Stop Worrying About It Okay
<-|--|~~ need a new couch.
Aw bro did you piddle.
<-|--|~~ no there were too many good memorieS aSSociated with thiS piece of furniture and they've all curdled due to recent eventS So it needS to go.
Er. Well shucks man maybe you can just put that one in cold storage for now and then get back to it if stuff gets primpy.
<-|--|~~ i'm very upSet right now mr engliSh but i reSpect you very much So i will not Subject you to my overwhelming ire but pleaSe do not patronize me when you had a hand in thiS wretched time we are living in. i Still adore you though Sir.
:(
<-|--|~~ can one auSpiSticize a pair back together iS that a thing or am i making a fool of mySelf. am i fooliSh.
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<-|--|~~ going to dig my thumbS into their eyeS. #boiltheoceanS
<-|--|~~ i think im going to be alright for now i juSt need to focuS my energy towardS more productive endeavorS.