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࣪⊹₊˚{ soooo }.3\{ i just bought 44 new man-o-wars #impulseperchases #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I... like it in here... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c16099b5124b.png
࣪⊹₊˚{ OHHHH GET FOURKED!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Do you folks think i could eat a 28 inch diameter pizza.
Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
࣪⊹₊˚{ WOWWWW!!!! DEPTHSPERATE FOUR MY ATTENTION MUCH???? WELL NOWWWW YOUVE FINALLY GOT IT ALLLL TO YOUR FOAMSOME LONESOME!!!! }@д@{ }@д@{ }@д@{ }@д@{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ soooo.... who missed me the most while i was taking my 72 hour beauty nap? }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ }9u9{ {hint four you: the right answer could net you HICAPOINTS!!!!} }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ im reposting my pic from last wipes #maidmonday.... }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i just didnt have time four a photoshoot during my nap! }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I Did Just See A Post With The Term "Cullmommy" In It So I Think That Would Be My Cue To Log Back Off Its Time I Got Back To My New Hobby Which Exclusively Consists Of Sitting Between These Attentive Human Lesbians That Are Usually About Twice As Married As I Am
࣪⊹₊˚{ ORCAYYYY YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PUT IT LIKE THAT MR FIN IN MOUTH SYNDROME \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ you KNOWWWW that language is LOADED!!!! + youre still using it to try + get my seagoat!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ i know this is like, a roleplay thing but HONESTLYYYY when is it gonna be my 14 minute break???? }*A*{ }*A*{ #maidmonday #deepmaids #osharkcompliance #stanmaid }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
- Hey, all. I had this really WEIRD dreamm. 🤣🤣🤣 - Picture mme: I'mm down underground... you know. 😏 In a scary crypt of sorts. Probably just hanging out. 😆😆 But I see somme huge, powerful being standing like a tower before mme. 😲 - For somme reason, I know it's speaking to mme in this weird language that only we can understand. And it says: "You are what they are reborn as if they cannot becomme a lotus flower." 😦😦🪷🪷🪷❔❔ - What did she mmean by this? #ConfusedLOL #InAPickle
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d79cc529c12.png you are not ready but you wwill havve to be #thursday #rumble #itscoming #returnoftheprince
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
- Haha, aw, bro! Your mmix of concern and encouragemment is mmore than enough to put somme pep into mmy trot-fling before I get to Handling mmy night! 😁😁 Don't worry. LOL! I'll be careful with any Big Boss above teal, K? 😆😆 - And mmaybe don't keep talking about mmy "smmall and pliable body" like that, dude, or else I'll start getting that strange, unclockable feeling in mmy pummp bladder again. LOL! 🤣🤣🤣 Let mme know if you're looking for mmore security Jobs, olivebro!
- Well, I've definitely got to update mmy digital Curriculumm Viscerae... I have accrued MULTIPLE bosses since the timme of writing this part... 😆😆😁😁 - https://i.ibb.co/qMdW9KrT/immage.png - https://i.ibb.co/5h8XMJjt/immage.png [ TRANSLATION ]
Is that little frogger about to blow his noodle to smitherines.
࣪⊹₊˚{ tell me im pretty. or else! }^u^{ }⟡u⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/zH7yq7CX/4-26-26-cari-crop2.png https://i.ibb.co/7J5DQt1m/4-26-26-cari-crop3.png https://i.ibb.co/JRvQQFZx/4-26-26-cari.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I dunno who this handsome mug is be yowzers!! He rises again! #IMrising! #bouncingonit
hm. realized im depressed and miserable. #nothingfuckingnew
tw0 bulges and n0t a s11ngle n00k 11n s11ght.. quads 0pen btw #nsfw
Please dont place bids on my skivvies.
i was french once......
OH NOW THIS IS JUST EFFING RIDICULOUS. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7069d50cd0cc.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17db64adab59.png
I suppose I'm obligated to utilize the new functions of the site as they're bestowed upon the userbase. All I really have on hand are unsolicited messages from my other platforms. This piece was an artistic rendering of my infantile delivery unto Earth-A, entitled "Heiress Never Cry." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a34387f29476.png