Equius Zahhak
@centaursTesticle
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D --> Re-learning to catch b001ets, wish me luck
D --> Wait oh god
D --> Wait today was the rumble
D --> Getting absolutely absurd deals on fissile material right now
D --> Is it improper for me as one of the %tended pantheon on Earth C to lowball people on the Chittr marketplace?
D --> Vantas it is within my nature to %% people and schmooze all sorts of deals, this is the best outlet I have
EQUIUS ZAHHAK IS BEING THE SCAM GOD WHAT YOU WANT IN POSTLIFE. WILL I SEE YOU AT A VENDING MACHINE WITH A QUARTER WRAPPED AROUND A STRING SO THAT YOU CAN FALSELY PAY FOR GOODS AND THEN "YOINK" THE QUARTER BACK. IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE.
D --> Taking a sabbatical away from #eridanweek to properly realign my quackbeasts
D --> I am out here glistening due a mi%ture of the gatorade crate being poured on me and my own perspiration
D --> Back stage electrolyte laden drinks hit the spot much harder the day after
D --> I have woken up with many markings drawn on my face I will not stand for this insolence #eridanweek
Take it to the face paint booth and ask them to put a sweet tribal tat over that shiz PRONTO we shant stand for any smudged bulges and crude art here. No goofing off here at eridanweek!
D --> Please do not hesitate to come and see me at the "dunk cauldron" at #amporafest
D --> Bring your own projectile
D --> Training my half inch punch
D --> 🐴 Horsle 🐴 29 Mar 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cabletwo.net/horsle
ths is rlly hard 🐴 Horsle 🐴 29 Mar 2026 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🐴 Hoorsle 🐴 29 Mar 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cabletwoo.net/hoorsle i am just that gooood §:7
D --> It can be tough for beginners there is no shame in a late win
D --> The opps are coming around to me
gOOD, fOR YOU, eQUIUS!
D --> The opps are meager in number and weak in conviction
D --> Oh god
D --> Seadweller I am not in the fudging mood for this right now, I do not heed your commands
D --> The tins
D --> Why do they set up tins of food in a big pyramid in human derived nutrition outlets? Is it specifically to inconvenience me
Itll do you some good to recall that list bucko! Green beanery harvested from the plum bottom of the stack and i wont be having anymore fist shaking or backmouthing about it from you. I can tell!
D --> I will attempt a troll Indiana Jones type switcheroo gambit
The type of words a man ought to hear.
D --> I have been advised to not comment on the current clown trend by my closest social vizier
D --> I still do not like this diurnal schedule I am contractually obligated to adhere to
Get back to work.
D --> You may strong arm me away from many activities but not the most important meal of the day, I am getting my breakfast on
You know what? For the first time in your life you make a good point. Do remember that jam stains from slices of toast held between clenched teeth as you run are against dress code, though.
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