Equius Zahhak
@centaursTesticle
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I think it goes without sayin' that not everything needs to be bore towards the monotony of social media. Call me old-fashioned, invisibility is a superpower, but I think we can keep "I just drank a cup of water" and "dropped a duece so lethal it peeled the paint off the walls" in your pocket.
D --> The lows of operational security you find on this site are abyssal and without highs to average them out
Downright shameful. It's the equivalent of wordy crop milk, regurgitated from the open mouths of internet netizens and shoved down the gullet of babes. Anyway, I'll forgive that you had to sit on this post for nearly 24 hours before agreeing with me, because I get that deliberations are all jury-like where it pertains guys (like you) who keep everything close to vest. Hung jury, anybody? That's the punchline I was setting up just now, by the way.
D --> A response doled out a pithy twenty four hours after the fact does not count as a necro but yes basically that D --> The line in the sand between fed, feedee and what the fetid mi% of premasticated grubswill itself represents is shifting constantly in innovatively more annoying dire%ions
D --> If not for the bondage of b100d signed on printer paper, the tight leash of corporate dominance and it's associated PR responsibilities I w001d not be subjecting myself to this stupid routine
And yet, here you are. Doggin' the hogs while you slop with the best of them. Don't act like the mud splatter on your collar was purely coincidence, you've entered the pig pen and have already begun committing the cardinal sins of covert operations by immediately oversharing. Contracts? PR? All I hear is "oink, oink, oink", as your curly tail wags through the slop you've immersed yourself in. Class act.
D --> Yes e%actly you shall continue down this thought avenue even without verbalizing it and imagine me with my head held 100w chowing down on proverbial apple cores and carrot shavings in a trough despite my otherwise noble position as an act of insubordination most cruel and lowkey disrespectful to the beasts you are using to degrade my good name
If we were two guys in a Saw trap esque situation and you had the key to my leg chain and I had the key to your leg chain, Would we kiss after we set each other free, do you think?
D --> W001d you use the power given to you by being my keyholder to %tort me for all I am worth
See, I feel like if the correct answer to that was the obvious one, then you wouldn't have had to ask it. So. Yes? Maybe?
D --> What does a troll have to do for a tall glass of lusus milk and a handful of sugar cubes at the felt mansion opening
D --> Do I not have part ownership over this joint
did you try asking?
8=l < Ask maybe
human and trꙮll shꙮws are pretty much equal in entertainment value (at least in my ꙮpiniꙮn), but hive md is like 20 times better than hꙮuse md, ꙮr even wizard hꙮuse md. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
D --> I refuse to believe human Hive MD represents their medicull system
It must be a real lark to get into a caste-gap relationship when you're the lowblood and not the creep. #TrollThoughts #MeaningThoughtsAboutTrolls #ByAHuman #SmartOneThough
D --> Yes those who would want something so self debasing are indeed D --> Creepy and disgusting
D --> Uranium glow D --> Titanium blow D --> Corporeal show- of dominance D --> Survive the kumite, rise to prominence
Are you casting spells on me right now?
Stop spitting metal all over me, at least not without a first date sir.
D --> Making battlebots react appropriately to pressure points being hit is near impossible
D --> I attempt to shut off one's digitally sim001ated pusher and I end up prodding it's servos out without meaning
Perhaps consider using 'ice magic' or something to that extent, Heir.
Hm, strange. I saw another iteration of you working on that exact skill. Maybe he is stronger than you.
D --> I do not think the tr001y STRONG would concern themselves with learning parlor tri%
Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
D --> Haphazard cable management for an implement as important as this is una%eptable
Care to take a gander?
D --> I am in no position to deny you that request but do keep in mind that I can be clumsy D --> You may need to levy the power of negative reinforcement against me whenever I make such blunders
DO NOT show up in *that* outfit. You know the one. The berate-me outfit. The last thing I need is you stumbling into my various cords and panels in HOPES you get a paddling.
D --> Making an %ample out of a highb100d like me is imperative to a smooth running system D --> If I slip up you shall punish me, that is an order
D --> You will do so with the %oskeleton that amplifies your strength too just to really leave the emblazoned letters marked on me correctly