Equius Zahhak
@centaursTesticle
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...DO I HAVE A MOIRAIL? I DON'T KNOW.
D --> How do you not know
｢kekeke~~ i'll have to read more uchūjin doujin! these kyutieful girls... megane-san has sinprongs!(o´・∀・)o｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: uchūjin means alien, like the full-figured pinkyute gyirls! doujin means special eastern manga kekeke~.]
some of you lugs aint never seen the three stooges and it shows
D --> Often times one feels like everyone they are surrounded by could be grouped in to teams of three stooges there is no reason to indulge in any more
Some rel8tionships just can't stand the test of time! Nothing wrong with 8r8king things off when they no longer serve you. Congrats @grimAuxiliatrix for cutting the knot! Human marriage pro8a8ly sucks eggs anyway!!!!!!!!
Why Would I Relish In Serving Anyone Divorce Papers Can You Please Avoid Congratulating Me From Now On
Nope! You might feel like shit right now, 8ut think a8out how gr8 everything is going to 8e in a wipe or two.
Really And How Exactly Is Waking Up Alone And Coming Home To An Empty Hive Going To Be So Great Pray Tell
D --> You never realise how much you avoid doing during cohabitation until they leave
D --> I no longer have my moirail living with me so I have free reign to use the blender during dusk
Thanks for that, Equius, we were all waiting with 88ted 8reath trying to discern who the fuck you were talking a8out.
D --> Serket you are almost certainly saying this due to some deep seeded jealousy of my natural bacheloresque status you should 100k in to having that 100ked at it is very unbecoming of you
D --> A tall glass of milk, c001 and chilled D --> Beasts of an ilk, co100d on hills
[video] @centaursTesticle @alacriousThespian @turingTranscendence [its of dave's point of view. three pairs of hands are on a pine box, all ready to break this thing open. dave's voice saying 'count of three. one. two. three!' all at once, theres effort and strain for a good few moments before a creak and finally *finally* the box is opened, albeit in a splintered mess.]
D --> My hooves have been made pincushions of
are all zahhak5 hoofbea5t ob5e55d? 1 ju5t met a nnonn equ1u5 or horru5 zahhak annd 1 thought 5he wa5 nnormal but thenn 5he wennt on a 5peech about how hoofbea5t5 are the "5uper1or faunna".
i need a void player helloooo
D --> What for
finally i need you to undo this box its got some voidy shit going on that i cant undo myself ill pick you up and compensate you with whatever you need
D --> Do you %pect the bo% to be in one piece by the end of it
nope
awesome coming to get you now then
D --> Do not sneak up on me I will punch you due to your metallic nature and my finely honed battle instincts
It seems my battery... is draining rapidly.
D --> Chitt haphazardly, reaction dastardly
D --> 100king in to this
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D --> I w001d be able to break the collar quite easily
D --> You mistake my straightforward dismissal for the kind of twee coyness present in pupas who have learned their first se%ually deviant concept, there are too many factors to consider to answer a question as broad as "would you break the collar"