the OFFICIAL glurp
@glurpMaster
glurpi -- the best drummer evar from hit nu metal band A Perfect Circus #daGlurp OFFICIAL ACCOUNT he/him cuz im #him
✿ guys im learning how to use sosh meed okay heres my #facereveal https://i.ibb.co/2YPH9Ckr/chud-glurpi.png
(V)(',,')(V) new word dropped peak + coolness peaness my bro so swag hes peaness
7ou should use this at ever7 opportunit7
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(V)(',,')(V) do ℧ wanna be my goonie br℧h ℧ my homie wit good opiniones ℧ a goonie
✿ OK so IM not peaness but i am peak and coolness
✿ im doin surgery on a tree rn guys LMFAOOO 🤣
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u mean y0u are cutting int0 it? [END MESSAGE]
okay new quaston; why
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IN ?? ?? ?? THE TREE ?? ?? ??
SAVE THEM....
(V)(',,')(V) carnival date w @gl℧rpMaster he won me sooooo many prizes br℧h my block st℧ffed now (V)(^,,^)(V) was f℧n lets do it again sometime https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/122516989_Ce℧℧366ojtrognH.png
✿ AYY i would win all of da prizes at all the carnivals of the world just fo u
✿ jarvis connect me to banana man 🍌
:33 < hello mew banana man :33 < what meow want furrom banana man
:33 < its a mewre disguise :33 < how can meow nyat tell?
✿ wat bugs around grubs around i guess
✿ bruh he dont love me no more #depressed
(V)(',,')(V) br℧hhhh yes i do jst like tsk cmon man
✿ ok yeah heres my post happy #matespritmonday and surprise surprise bro that sexy little thang that keeps postin shirtless pics ? @heedlessCheapskate ? yeah he postin them for me so dont get too excited heh
+thought u were talking about shirtless grandpa for a second there
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(V)(',,')(V) not a lifeg℧ard b℧t ℧r bae be watching https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/122094745_ZLP℧Zw1TzgztYXa.png
Wha+ A S+riking Appearance...! Can I Ask You Some Ques+ions Abou+ I+? Would You Be Open For An In+erview?
(V)(',,')(V) yea b℧t we keep it lowkey i dont wanna get too famo℧s
Might wanna button tho$$$e pant$$$ up brotha, HA
✿ wwwwwwuhhooww
✿ hey hhahaha remember when i saved those barkbeasts from a burning hivestem
✿ hyeah so that makes me better than everybody commentin here and you should def come over
(V)(',,')(V) date at thrilis kidna nervo℧s
♯bringmebackamarg ♯substance
(V)(',,')(V) do they even allow that also yo℧dbegetting it like not tonighht
(V)(',,')(V) no clocks in my hive c℧s im on my own timine
.no wonder youre always late for everythinG
✿ uhhh if u saw me on the news causing havok dat was not me actually dat was liek my evil twin breaking into the mcgrubbles glubway an little sleazers
Always oon soome shit man
Noormally peoople doon't have impoosters yoou crewmate ass cloown
✿ fuckkhdhhhj my pan hurts
✿ thsi guyin my dms tellign eme sto smoke ciggaretes who ehe talkin to we #BLUNTING it up fourty days and fourty nites #substance
✿ rip thejhalf of ny cookie ilost in the buggy crash
✿ crahsthed buggy into glubway bmy baad guys
Are...you okay...? (O . O ❀) Do you....need help...? (O . O ❀)
If....you need....medical care....I have...many herbs that help....with the pain... (u . u ❀)
✿ dropfhd off feree mcgrubbles secret sauce somewhere forio one lugky troll
✿ nobofdy else piss me off rn
✿ ther glurp is mad guys glurp is not joking this time
✿ @algorithmCarnage dude can u fukk off with random reacts u dont even know who the fukk i am if this is some kind of stupid fukking gimmick get a fukkin new one
not a gimmick i just dont(like(you));
-^Yo∇ wo∇ld have less of a chance being pissed off by someone else if yo∇ didn't post anything abo∇t it. Yo∇'ve literally j∇st invited the Pissing Off to occ∇r.^-
✿ dude are u a milkshake holy shit brah @devilishDebel
✿ one BIGG fat blurnt for dis guy #yep #imsmokindat #packwatch #substance #wateva
✿ fuuuuck my stupid chud life man
.okaY .BYe .wont miss yoU
do you wwantt to. ggirll ttalkk?
✿ dude. fuck YOUR stupid chud life all u post is bulge brah get out my mentions
Girl talk is gender neutral, Glurp!!!