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@glurpMaster

the best drummer evar from hit nu metal band A Perfect Circus #daGlurp OFFICIAL ACCOUNT he/him cuz im #him [[zeebtrolls@tumblr lawl]]

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✿ guys im learning how to use sosh meed okay heres my #facereveal https://i.ibb.co/2YPH9Ckr/chud-glurpi.png

✿ any last words for da Glurp. to ward off the daymares my baldheaded roommate be givin me

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gudlite glurpi

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Glurp it 2 the max br0chach0 (⌐□_□)

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xx_stay_awesomesauce_glurpmasterrrrr_sleep_tite_dont_let_the_bald_roomies_bite!!!_xx

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glurp up

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✿ every weapon formed against #glurpiweek will not prosper just so u know u haterz ahh u mad im funn

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i will b at glurpiweek..

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✿ good. i need all my supporters

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

I can b3 a 23curity guard if you pay m3 in drug2 and dont mind if I'm blitz3d a2 fuck th3 3ntir3 tim3 #2ub2tanc3

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✿ of course brudda we gonna have lots of shmooze and booze and hopefully boobs haha

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

I can bring all thr33 bro2ki

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✿ no. fuhreakin. way. ure winning #glurpiweek and it hasnt even started bruh

✿ btw can u guys tell me when eridan week is over so it can be my epic turn. #glurpiweek

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they see me r0llin (⌐□_□) They hatin (⌐□_□) Tryna catch me sc00tin dirty (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)

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✿ #bars

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scoot 2 #glurpiweek

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@glurpMaster[GM]

Thank u br0wich (⌐□_□)

I g0t n0 clue what that is but (⌐□_□) I guess I will be glurpin t00 f0r my br0s (⌐□_□)

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#glurpling 4 lyfe, cant wait for #glurpiweek

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✿ yes yes grow my little glurplings fetch me the best sandwich evar

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what is glurping

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✿ das wat i be doin just glurpin round

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@glurpMaster[GM]

im so happy for you i hope you enjoy your glurps

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✿ guys guys #glurpiweek is gonna be a thing trust me on dat trust da glurp kay? i wont disappoint my glurps

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xx_I_TRUST_DA_GLURP!!!!!!!_alwayz_xx

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we r ur #glurplings bro

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>--D=I=trust=the=glurp=?//<

WHAT IS THIS… #GLURPIWEEK!!! AND AM I INVITED? I’D LIKE T0 BE INVITED! 🐺

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✿ yeah bro u invited to #glurpiweek its not started yet but its in da works trust me bro

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@glurpMaster[GM]

FUCK. YES. I’M S0 C0MING 🐺

guys, i cant wait 4 #eridanweek 2 be over so we can have #glurpiweek FINALLLEEEE xP

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we {an {ater.

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dis is huge news @glurpMaster

✿ big news can i hav a big burga @alpineAmbrosia

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@glurpMaster[GM]

no. we are a bakery. but i will ask.

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✿ fukkkk can i have one big burga cake

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@glurpMaster[GM]

yes.

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_ WHat does tHat entail, exactly?

@glurpMaster xP da most epic performances eva, so much partying

_ Hm. Not really my speed, but I Have some acquaintances tHat may be interested. So lonG as tHere's less... bloodsHed.

ya xP we r here 2 hav fun n not die

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✿ can u guys stop talking about #eridanweek and start talking about #glurpiweek like who gaf about that tuna chud

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Please show some respect for Crockercorp and Crockercorp affiliated events.

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✿ crockercorp more liek crock of shit amirite 😂😂😂😂 #glurpiweek bout to be a rager comprd to dat bs

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Fucking #pr3ach

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

#crock3rcrap

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✿ how i feel like talking 2 some of u guys btw https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100364948_4tyhiH3H0wHuEqv.jpg

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NUH UH.

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✿ fukk u mean nuh uh

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xx_xD_xx

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MEAN EXACTLY WHAHAT I MUTHAHAFUCKING SAID NUH UH.

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✿ bro u mad confusing put da joint down

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BRO...

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✿ sorry bro sorry i know dats blasphemous i take dat back my fault OG

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✿ ay bro lets get a clown chain going #follow4follow i need to purple up my feed yanno and u know wat i wont even discriminate if u not purple das fine too

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I RESPECT CLOUT CHAHASING. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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<3

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✿ u mean clown chasing AHHHH GOTTEM

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NICE. :o)

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𐂐◯𓇋 Free blocklist! Great.

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✿ da fukk bru u mad u dont have #swag liek us stay mad 😂😂😂

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 URUGHGHHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH.......

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YAAAAYEEE

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✿ dont pay attention to her bro she just dont get it 🙄

✿ @psychotropicAffair u said hmu if u have a nice smile well check out mine bro i got great pearly um. kind of yellows but das okay i got all my teeth at least https://i.ibb.co/xS36jNkW/artbydamistrolls.jpg

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fuck it i can w༄rk with that

✿ wait wat no way id like to keep all my teeth wat r we workin with

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i just meant im alright with y༄ur smile lil br༄. all y༄ur pearly yell༄ws stayin right where theyre at all pretty and shit

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✿ yup #glurpiposting and u know wat a real glurpi post gotta include a big sandwich https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png

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Yoooooo Big Sandwich Moment

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✿ must've been the wind

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✿ yup gotta get sandwiched

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Which öne's glürpi again?

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✿ me im fukking glurpi brah das me dummy

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@glurpMaster[GM]

Hüh. Nö I dön't think sö. Döesn't süit yöü. Nöt öne bit!

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✿ ok well ur face dont suit u das why u wear a mask OOO GOTTEM

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@glurpMaster[GM]

What mask?

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✿ the one on ur face u chud

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@glurpMaster[GM]

Hm? I'm afraid I have nö idea what yöü're referring tö. Sandwich, yöü müst speak möre clearly. Büt let's nöt fight. Enjöy yöür glürpi.

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✿ actually any clown academy alumni in da chat rn tell me wuz it worth the struggle 🤣

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its all ab༄ut the j༄urney br༄ther

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✿ i almost failed goofs and gaffs 101 dat journey was not for me

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@glurpMaster[GM]

well shit i think y༄u made the right ch༄ice glurpster

✿ wazzup guys it’s da glurp and let me tell u a fun fact always run away from education to start a band u could make it like i did #insporational

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@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

didnt your ♯pants ♯falldown on ♯stage once

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✿ ok and. everybody loved dat.

Did yöü trip?

=^^= cuz caste got nothing to do with it right? 🤐 ~

✿ i did not trip i pulled my pants back up wtf

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✿ just say u not musically talented

@glurpMaster[GM]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Öh. Öh wöw. That's. Wöw!

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=^^= i ain't, i ain't even a musician man, i just know some rusty could pull the same shit be twice as talented and wind up homeless and/or dead 🤷 ~

=^^= stay in school kids ~

✿ ok well they not as talented as me dough

✿ fukk my chud life. https://i.ibb.co/S4tfXDT8/f9acfr8cvkl31.jpg

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@totesGruesome[TG]

ha

✿ y u laffin at my misery. u fukked up for dat

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@totesGruesome[TG]

sorry thers a darkness inside me

✿ https://media.tenor.com/oUGqA7CsUFEAAAAM/toxiqueney-mannequinney.gif

✿ fuq u guys im eating my sandwich #sandwichposting be jealous https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png

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one bite plz

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✿ srry eated it all heh

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@glurpMaster[GM]

killing myself

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✿ no dont do dat dat means i have one less fan nooooo

p0werful aura c0ming fr0m that feast (⌐□_□) y0u g0t this sandwich br0 (⌐□_□) br0wich (⌐□_□)

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xx_FUUUUUUU_im_so_jellyyyy_aauuaguauh_GRR_i_want_o-o_xx

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✿ might as well make urself a pb and j u got half da ingredients AYYY

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✿ my browich... genius fukkin genius

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@glurpMaster[GM]

xx_xD_STAAAHHPPP_ROFL_ur_so_rite_thooo._omgg_maybe_i_should_tho_that_sounds_so_tastyyy_xx

@glurpMaster[GM]

hell yeah im glad s0me0ne appreciates my br0 nickname genius (⌐□_□)

✿ who evar made dis image of me can we get it taken down https://i.ibb.co/BVGrx4JW/music.png

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✿ thx but dat not the point of dis post im being defamed rn im actually really fukked up and evil

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✿ FUKKK U RITE balexa how do i delete a post

@glurpMaster[GM]

you caant on thiiss webssiite ssorry dude

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xx_OK_YA_i_c..._but_cant_u_b_fricked_up_and_evillll_WHIIIILLEEE_also_being_cyoooooot?_:3_xx

✿ fukk. im so screwed

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✿ no dats for girls

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xx_>~<_nooo_theres_girl_cute_then_theres_boy_cute_theyr_diff_xx

✿ wtf... u srs.... i never knew bout dis

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xx_YUH!!!_at_least_i_think_so..._o_O_xx

EMBRACE THE NITROPLUS.

✿ claimin' they godzilla when they really godzooki... dats #bars right there

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⚡yknow man idk if it iz⚡

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xx_#BARZZZzzz_xx

✿ u dont know real music dats the b-boy document

David Baszucki?

✿ who da hell is dat their name sux

@glurpMaster[GM]

Nevermind.