♦ pitied by @glurpMaster
the ♯abscences are a lot more ♯louder when ♯youreused to ♯them being ♯around / ♯ohwell / i ♯found a ♯dirtpocket in ♯thewoods ♯begging to be ♯napped in
At the Troollmart hitting the hoomoosexual little treeclimberbeast poose whoo wants me #certifiedbadpoost
i¶made¶two¶whole¶costumes¶for¶him¶to¶wear¶on¶the¶masquerade¶guess¶what¶this¶fucker¶went¶and¶stuffed¶his¶pockets¶with¶random¶food¶and¶now¶has¶the¶nerve¶to¶ask¶me¶how¶to¶wash¶it sigh¶the¶customer¶is¶always¶right......
(V)(',,')(V) @gl℧rpMaster hot dogs cancelled that m℧stard pmo
im the real leader of team chud btw
hhnnmn, whhy ls santa sclaws s...o mwan to mw?
ain’t heard of that one before now but i went n gave it a listen n yeah i’MM filled with the sudden urge to throw MMyself face first at the ground
n hell since i’MM tellin old stories one tiMMe i got talked into puttin on a fancy dress n it wasn’t that bad but MMy big cluMMsy ass ended up rippin it n i still feel a lil bad about that it was a nice dress though
✐ᝰ I think I got a freaking.. phantom papercut??????? ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Wth???? ᝰᝰ
Release Wroothe the oonly oone whoo is alloowed too hurt my sub is me he had enoough oof the gooood time already
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xx_FREAKO_CALLED_ME_DUMB_AND_ITS_TRUE_BUT_WHADDA_FUCK_xx
-^No that'll make me want to follow yo∇ less than I already do.^-
Made my night ten times woorse thank yoou
It's like burned intoo my gandebulbs retina i coould never foorget
Xander is GROUNDED from hanging out until further notice.
While i appreciate it pretty sure there's noo universe in which soomeoone chooooses Wroothe oover me
It's raining acid. Rainfall. A stoorm even. Yoou hear a weak knoock oon yoour hive doooor. Yoou oopen it. And here i am right befoore yoour eyes. Miserable and sad. Trying too coover myself with a newspaper that’s loong since been eaten away by acid. My skin hangs in strips froom my face because acid. I fall too my knees. I grab the edge oof yoour cloothing and looook up at yoou with eyes full oof tears: "Am i anyoone's favoorite indigoo actually...?"
i feel like if i were a feMMale bird i’d fall for the MMale bird displays so easy. yeah MMan keep doin your silly lil dance i love that shit we’re bird lovers now
↗️I HAVE NEGLECTED TO MAKE A POST IN SEVERAL NIGHTS.↗️ ↘️literally disgusting of me, my numbers have remained staunchly stagnant.↘️ ↗️REST ASSURED THAT MY ACUTE BUSINESSENSE AND CAEGAR-ORIENTED THOUGHTSPONGE HAS NOT DULLED IN MY ABSENCE.↗️ ↘️i am on that "a.b.g grindset".↘️ ↗️ALWAYS BE GRINDING.↗️ ↘️always be groveling.↘️
#WeirdlyLikeWhenRitchyTellsMeAboutHisSexLife #IsThatBad #AmIWeird #IMeanIDefiitelyAmBut
>> ¡ juડt 1¡ke read¡ng what peop1e have to ડay and ¡ get a 1¡tt1e too exc¡tab1e ¡'m ડorry (*﹏*;)
He has a lot of love to give, idk
↘️is there room for friendship in the battlefield of the officerena.↘️ ↗️THE JURY IS STILL OUT.↗️
#Exhausted #ComeOnWorkDay #LetMeOutOfMyCage
Noot even a deer it's ookapi foor goog's sake
I WAS SОО SURE THEY'RE GООNNA ASSASINATE ME IN THAT FUCKING ООFFICE MAN
(V)(',,')(V) i need t pop my back b℧t can t get the spot dammiet
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was in a bunch of clurches today for reasons unforetold n a hoMMie walked up to MMe n asked do it jiggle. thanks brother. it do but i had shit to be doin so i didn’t let hiMM test it. hey MMan if you’re out there soMMewhere sorry about that
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[YOURE JU$T JEALOU$ THI$ BIG $MILE WON ME A BO$$ OF THE $WEEP TROPHY MY FA#E WON ME A $POT ON #OLOGNE MAGAZINE$ YOU WI$H YOU WERE IN #OLOGNE MAGAZINE$ WITH ALL THE OTHER HOT AND $EXY MEN]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IDK. I JUST GOT MY BULBS ON YOU BRO. MAKING SURE YOU AIN'T BEING HOMOPHONE. KEEP DOING GAY SHIT. :o/
(V)(',,')(V) what doi even do w m℧self tonight br℧hh
Anoother fuckass moorning oof my annooying chud life coonsisting oof me with knoots in my hair and eyebags big enoough too stoore 10,002 hungry grubs making my fuckass #sloop that tastes terrible but i have noo chooice but too eat it anyway #phunt
y𖤉u'd think ⟢ cl𖤉wn w𖤉uld ⟢ppreci⟢te ⟢ g𖤉𖤉d j𖤉ke my t⟢lents ⟢re w⟢sted here
ᐖ I NAWT A PERVERT THO I A SLUT IT ᐖIFFERENT ᐛ
givve em the good ole healthy razzle dazzle a friendship
CHALLENGE THEM TO FRIENDLY FISTICUFFS. —EMBER💥
Thanks man
-=[ h hii x-)_☺]=-
-=[ i ii dontknow it wont go away_☺]=-
I hoope i get my oown #ooutglutgame riddle soo everyoone playing it woould rooll their eyes with a deep sigh and goo "ooh it's this fucking guy"
Haha is that a gun in yoour pants oor yoou're just happy too see me 8DDD ooh wait it is a gun. Wait stoop. Please take yoour finger ooff the trigger and get that thing oout oof my moouth i'm starting too get really nervoous #vioolence
I TOOK A PERFECT PICTURE OF MY BULGE!!! JUST FOR THE TENTABULGE FIEND'S REQUESTS TO BE CLOSED!!!! DANG IT!!!!! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR TO ME.... #NSFW
Just soo yoou knoow i'm goonna cry myself too sleep hugging this exact suspicioously blue Moountain Dew emootioonal suppoort boottle and it's all yoour fault
Burais pitied this chitt. Big things are happening
(V)(',,')(V) sigh. its a song reference no ones ℧nderstood me
Yeah the Oscar Meyer buggy, I know of it
(V)(',,')(V) wit shld i delet ethat is some1 act℧ally gonna get me
Noo #webqus foor toonight. Had a really exciting FLARP sessioon 8| https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/aftermath.png
OccasionAlly.
i dont kiss my bros. i dont know if id kiss a moiraill ive never had one
- He is on a mmessiah mmission., It is not for mme to mminterfere. with 🙌🤣 - Slimme on mmy head
(V)(',,')(V) o that a℧cks i get it tjo somerimes my mice chew on me if i dont close thie cage proper
Check oout my latest poost <3
oh buddy
(V)(',,')(V) who wathin MALAKO fight toneight f℧℧℧℧℧ckkk im excited as sf℧ck im gna get takeo℧t an sit on my special beanbag maybe even the mice watch too wo knows br℧h crazy shit to happne tonite
- Do you really ? Take it back...
- i can't even autocull right now because, awhat if the Emmpresss want to do that to mme
xx_ZOMG_W8_OK_BUT_THATS_SO_TRUEEE_BOYSNAILURE!!!!!!!!!_EEK!!_xx
hhnnmn, dont calll mw dumbn thats so mwan :(( why arw you mwan to m...w ?
♯theyregunnakillyou
✨🍭🕷️ i was 7 feet tall before they took my leg, trust. I used to have one really long one and it made me too powerful 🕷️🍭✨
toontown bear voice acting
I have been compared to a squeakbeast many times, BUT it allows me into a lot of crevices and places other trolls may miss. My light frame is easy to lift as well in emergencies where height is needed~
(V)(',,')(V) ok br℧ ℧ didnt have to pitie that 😭
(V)(',,')(V) w℧t if i dont have one then what #then what
IN MY DEFENSE THEY WERE MULTIPLE CASTES AB0VE ME! I WAS FIGHTING THEM F0R THE RIGHT T0 A FREE YUMMY WAFFLE DINNER! I WAS D0ING PRETTY G00D RIGHT UP T0 WHEN THEY ACTUALLY LANDING A HIT 0N ME AND SENT ME CARTWHEELING! 🐺
i tried it once n i tink i broke sumth
,,,i can,,,$ometime$,,,the la$t time,,,i tried,,,i $prang my wri$t,,,really bad though,,,
↘️i do not listen to a lot of music.↘️
𖦤 We / ain't / bothered / with / a / page / for / the / band / on / here, / so / I / figure / this / oughta / go / somewhere. We're / called / The / Killing / Floor. / You've / heard / of / us. / :||
• am i the only one whos genuinely concerned about the horse
↘️picture me, a humble officeslave and vicious wagewarrior, dragging my typestumps across the keyboard. calculating my stocks and also my bonds, my 80% stocks and short-term investments and my 20% bonds.↘️ ↗️THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE, AS DEEMED FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE BY THE "CHUMP'S HANDBOOK GUIDE TO LEARNING INVESTMENT PROTOCOL AND PORTFOLIO PROFILING".↗️ ↘️i was also arranging my goregle slides for my next presentation.↘️ ↗️BUT THAT IS LITERALLY UNIMPORTANT, AND ONLY SERVES AS A REMINDER THAT I AM PRETTY TIRELESSLY DEVOTED TO THE GRINDSET.↗️ ↘️picture me, doing all of that; innocuous, demure, innocent, oblivious, tremendously focused on the tasks beholden to me by my physically capable superiors.↘️ ↗️SUDDENLY, A SOUND FROM ABOVE. LIKE MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR DRAGGING HIS UNFILED, UNWASHED CLAWS ACROSS A WRITING BOARD, ONLY INSTEAD LIKE SOME KIND OF CREATURE DIGGING INTO THE UNINFORCED DROP CEILING.↗️ ↘️the dust gets on my jacket, which i just had pressed.↘️ ↗️I AM LITERALLY SCARED.↗️ ↘️it is still there.↘️
↗️I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT IT DOESN'T. I STILL HAVE SEVENTEEN SLIDES TO PREPARE.↗️
g3ttin r3ady for a d8, f33l glad that i f33l no vr 3nough 2 l3t yall z33 m3 httpsh://f2.2yhou.sh3/fil3/f2-2yhou-z3/imag3sh/117984464_m2ii8jplpqhrobz.png
(V)(',,')(V) ℧ never felt hte joy of pootin? damn (V)(˙◠˙)(V) dat sad
(V)(',,')(V) no i making the s℧s face ℧know the one
(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/117969553_ni℧CY4869cGGx72.jpg selfe at the ghast staiton what yalle want lmfao
(V)(',,')(V) IM SCARED B℧REH HOLD ME IN ℧RE BIG STRONG ARMS AHH
pUttIn it on the rEcOrd that I'vE nEvEr lost a fight in which sOmeonE ElsE didnt fuck me OvEr bEforehAnd. im the slIpperiEst mOtherfuckEr in gUlchscourgE.
(V)(',,')(V) ℧r rormemate scares me can ibe honest
(V)(',,')(V) f℧℧℧ckkk i j℧st pinched my finger
I'm not saying that.
my mission is a su{{ess. unfortunately i am {overed in bees. they are upset.
its okay ur forgvivnen
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BRO...
one bite plz
killing myself
i will ♯not im no ♯fuckingfool
♯yearning specifically to ♯pullthatfuckingcrank on a ♯gamblingmachine
￣\ ever since i was a little boy it's been my dream to get into a flame war on chittr /￣