♦ pitied by @glurpMaster
(V)(',,')(V) sho℧lda + did = shid for example the dishes? i shid it #dalewisdoms
Oh No, Cold Gri*lled Cheese Sandwhi*ch I* Packed For Lunch, they Cant See You And Me Here Li*ke Thi*s, what Would They All Thi*nk. #suggesti*ve #cavecarapaceᛝ
hey y.all. check out my new band. three days grease. and my new song. grease out alive.
Last poost talking aboout it please spare me the need too discuss my lusus's death oover and oover 8/ Gooood news are that we kinda. Managed too bring him back via soome fucked up Trooll Frankenstein game mechanics i guess? And while i knoow it's still him it's just never goonna be the same and that is proobably what fucks me up the moost
(V)(',,')(V) slippin on the shingles for shiggles
(V)(',,')(V) no i gotta dothis alone
(V)(',,')(V) has anyone been able to reach pendra
(V)(',,')(V) i miss gl℧rpi
(V)(',,')(V) the bitches love my mayo
(V)(',,')(V) my back h℧rt
(V)(',,')(V) word of the night is leviathan for example named my dih kraken c℧s that bih a leviathan
(V)(',,')(V) oh l℧l℧ :( y i j℧st see dis
(V)(',,')(V) br℧hhhh yes i do jst like tsk cmon man
(V)(',,')(V) (V)(-,,-)(V)
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(V)(',,')(V) well ℧ didnt post me so (V)(-,,-)(V)
(V)(',,')(V) dead l℧s℧s cl℧b
(V)(',,')(V) this matcha shit not even goodddddd n i j℧st wasted 14 caegers on it br℧h
♯omen ♯vision
xx_CHCHOW_CAN_HAVE_MANY_FRIANDS!!!!_whgy_do_we_have_2_fite_why_cant_da_groupz_b_frainds_2?_xx
If....you need....medical care....I have...many herbs that help....with the pain... (u . u ❀)
(V)(',,')(V) getig mya ss kicked in this game wtf
o°~teeheehee~°o good luck friend :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
(V)(',,')(V) thinkin bo℧t gettin in2 crypto what we think of krabbe koin ayye lmfao
II NEED TO LAY DOWN II AM VERY SORRY TO HAVE NOT KNOWN ABOUT THIIS OR UM NOT BEEN SENSIITIIVE TO YOUR SIITUATIION UH II HAVE TO GO NOW GOOD LIIGHT
II AM UH II NEED TO
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🐴 Hoorsle 🐴 09 Jun 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
(V)(',,')(V) I HATE BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ɏ #Va-a-aleriTips: energy drinks a-a-are a-a-a fa-a-austia-a-an ba-a-arga-a-ain. wha-a-at is given will inevita-a-ably be ta-a-aken a-a-awa-a-ay. Ɏ
🦓😎😄😄🫕🔥🌭🍆🌽🥗😋😋 🦓🥺🥰🐛🫂🐛💙💙 @naughtyTechnician @gratuitousAnnuity https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/wrotheling2.png
(V)(',,')(V) ate too fast owe
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xx_FUN_FUN_FUN!!!_DA_RAVE_NEVAR_ST0PZ!!!_#THENE0NHAL0_xx
=oXO what if the''' squid ring¿ =oXO
=oXO nor have i¡ i,ve just heard about it =oXO
i ♯fucking ♯hate ♯clowns ♯lol
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I will not lie, I must admit I first read panache as 'pancake' and I was about to have some rather serious questions for you. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Ɏ sca-a-ary Ɏ
I am the real leader oof #teamchud because i am stupid i have never been emplooyed in my life i am a virgin and i doon't goo oout soo that makes the the purest chud Phuntr and Burais are just larping as chuds
✨ The stars today... ✨ ...are killing confusion with kindness. And spears. Answers may come two you in unexpected ways. Decide your goals and IGNORE ANY AND ALL DISTRACTIONS. Big chance for meteors in timelines with menthol cigarettes. Lucky numbers are 2, 27, 30, 43, and 48! ...43 keeps showing up... hm. #dailyhoroscope #fortune
happy priide month #iiamanally
Moorning reminding everyoone whoo missed an answer too their questioon and/oor my (half) nudes too check this poost
I shoow up too the party and everyoone starts talking aboout hygiene #whatdatmean
Ookay
Need too get back too #webqus soooon. Been way toooo soocially active lately 8/
Kryqus Coonfessioons part #7 Anoonymoous:«Are yoour tits massive oor» Me: Noo. This page is really run by a chud. Voomit inducing phootoo proooof is attached Anoonymoous:«yoou are insufferable and entertaining. coontinue. alsoo, uuuuhhhh. what is yoour favoorite vehicle.» Me: Thank yoou this is what i am trying too reach with my internet presence <3 Proobably a subway train because as a highblooood i coonsider sitting doown right next too a nervoous broonzeblooood in an empty carriage my direct respoonsibility Anoonymoous:«BULGEE DIAMEETEER AS MEEASUREED WITH MEEASURINGCООIL ARООUND THEE BASEE #NSFW» Me: The oonly bulge diameter measurement knoown too me is the Moountain Dew boottle neck. Needless too say it dooes noot fit 8/ Trying Gatoorade next @unfooreseenFragment:«I coonfess I was asked too run tests oon yoour evil oorb too ensure it woouldn’t bloow yoou up oor soomething. It was interesting, thoough I didn’t actually learn that much aside froom that it will almoost certainly noot bloow yoou up.» Me: Doon't yoou dare too toouch my precioous evil oorb ever again. Alsoo if it ends up bloowing me up trust me i will try too sue yoou Anoonymoous:«have yoou ever coonsidered proosthetic hoorn attachment too make yoour hoorns symmetrical» Me: This requires way toooo much effoort foor soomething that is such a noon fucking issue soo noo. Even if i doo have any coomplexes believe me it's definitely noot aboout my hoorns size Anoonymoous (yeah right):«↗️WHAT IS YООUR PREFERRED METHООD ООF DISCIPLINING A HYPООTHETICAL UNRULY EMPLООYEE.↗️» Me: Yoou knoow these loong and flexible metal 50 cm rulers? Too tame a unruly stallioon i'd whip oone oof these bad booys with a looud slap like a fucking ringmaster Finally doone with the coonfessioons atm but if yoou want too yoou're always welcoomed too leave a noote in my pinned foorm #kryquspoosting
Hhh hMHHh....hhHhhhHHh...hh...hh.hHHH.. (o . e ❀) #energydrink #sugarrush #substance?? #doesenergydrinkscount?
He stoole my fucking evil oorb @teleVisioonary coount yoour nights
I was aboout too make a hoornypoost but my evil oorb goot stoolen soo i'm soooo upset noow
you...were...visited by...the hungry home invader....very scary...(u . u ❀)
the ♯abscences are a lot more ♯louder when ♯youreused to ♯them being ♯around / ♯ohwell / i ♯found a ♯dirtpocket in ♯thewoods ♯begging to be ♯napped in
At the Troollmart hitting the hoomoosexual little treeclimberbeast poose whoo wants me #certifiedbadpoost
i¶made¶two¶whole¶costumes¶for¶him¶to¶wear¶on¶the¶masquerade¶guess¶what¶this¶fucker¶went¶and¶stuffed¶his¶pockets¶with¶random¶food¶and¶now¶has¶the¶nerve¶to¶ask¶me¶how¶to¶wash¶it sigh¶the¶customer¶is¶always¶right......
(V)(',,')(V) tastes loke shit
(V)(',,')(V) @gl℧rpMaster hot dogs cancelled that m℧stard pmo
awi hop3 youcan fix that S3(
im the real leader of team chud btw
hhnnmn, whhy ls santa sclaws s...o mwan to mw?
ain’t heard of that one before now but i went n gave it a listen n yeah i’MM filled with the sudden urge to throw MMyself face first at the ground
n hell since i’MM tellin old stories one tiMMe i got talked into puttin on a fancy dress n it wasn’t that bad but MMy big cluMMsy ass ended up rippin it n i still feel a lil bad about that it was a nice dress though
✐ᝰ I think I got a freaking.. phantom papercut??????? ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Wth???? ᝰᝰ
(V)(',,')(V) ahhahaa haha yewhat
Release Wroothe the oonly oone whoo is alloowed too hurt my sub is me he had enoough oof the gooood time already
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xx_FREAKO_CALLED_ME_DUMB_AND_ITS_TRUE_BUT_WHADDA_FUCK_xx
(V)(',,')(V) ℧r smile so jenyo℧in in dis
-^No that'll make me want to follow yo∇ less than I already do.^-
Made my night ten times woorse thank yoou
It's like burned intoo my gandebulbs retina i coould never foorget
>8(
Xander is GROUNDED from hanging out until further notice.
While i appreciate it pretty sure there's noo universe in which soomeoone chooooses Wroothe oover me
It's raining acid. Rainfall. A stoorm even. Yoou hear a weak knoock oon yoour hive doooor. Yoou oopen it. And here i am right befoore yoour eyes. Miserable and sad. Trying too coover myself with a newspaper that’s loong since been eaten away by acid. My skin hangs in strips froom my face because acid. I fall too my knees. I grab the edge oof yoour cloothing and looook up at yoou with eyes full oof tears: "Am i anyoone's favoorite indigoo actually...?"
i feel like if i were a feMMale bird i’d fall for the MMale bird displays so easy. yeah MMan keep doin your silly lil dance i love that shit we’re bird lovers now
↗️I HAVE NEGLECTED TO MAKE A POST IN SEVERAL NIGHTS.↗️ ↘️literally disgusting of me, my numbers have remained staunchly stagnant.↘️ ↗️REST ASSURED THAT MY ACUTE BUSINESSENSE AND CAEGAR-ORIENTED THOUGHTSPONGE HAS NOT DULLED IN MY ABSENCE.↗️ ↘️i am on that "a.b.g grindset".↘️ ↗️ALWAYS BE GRINDING.↗️ ↘️always be groveling.↘️
#WeirdlyLikeWhenRitchyTellsMeAboutHisSexLife #IsThatBad #AmIWeird #IMeanIDefiitelyAmBut
(V)(',,')(V) bro dthats indeesent
>> ¡ juડt 1¡ke read¡ng what peop1e have to ડay and ¡ get a 1¡tt1e too exc¡tab1e ¡'m ડorry (*﹏*;)
He has a lot of love to give, idk
↘️is there room for friendship in the battlefield of the officerena.↘️ ↗️THE JURY IS STILL OUT.↗️
#Exhausted #ComeOnWorkDay #LetMeOutOfMyCage
Noot even a deer it's ookapi foor goog's sake
I WAS SОО SURE THEY'RE GООNNA ASSASINATE ME IN THAT FUCKING ООFFICE MAN
(V)(',,')(V) dfafawk i flew thr℧ a poretal
(V)(',,')(V) d℧de like at LEAST 3 ppl br℧b
(V)(',,')(V) i need t pop my back b℧t can t get the spot dammiet
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was in a bunch of clurches today for reasons unforetold n a hoMMie walked up to MMe n asked do it jiggle. thanks brother. it do but i had shit to be doin so i didn’t let hiMM test it. hey MMan if you’re out there soMMewhere sorry about that
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[YOURE JU$T JEALOU$ THI$ BIG $MILE WON ME A BO$$ OF THE $WEEP TROPHY MY FA#E WON ME A $POT ON #OLOGNE MAGAZINE$ YOU WI$H YOU WERE IN #OLOGNE MAGAZINE$ WITH ALL THE OTHER HOT AND $EXY MEN]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IDK. I JUST GOT MY BULBS ON YOU BRO. MAKING SURE YOU AIN'T BEING HOMOPHONE. KEEP DOING GAY SHIT. :o/
(V)(',,')(V) what doi even do w m℧self tonight br℧hh
Anoother fuckass moorning oof my annooying chud life coonsisting oof me with knoots in my hair and eyebags big enoough too stoore 10,002 hungry grubs making my fuckass #sloop that tastes terrible but i have noo chooice but too eat it anyway #phunt
s|lent resch|tt
y𖤉u'd think ⟢ cl𖤉wn w𖤉uld ⟢ppreci⟢te ⟢ g𖤉𖤉d j𖤉ke my t⟢lents ⟢re w⟢sted here
ᐖ I NAWT A PERVERT THO I A SLUT IT ᐖIFFERENT ᐛ
CHALLENGE THEM TO FRIENDLY FISTICUFFS. —EMBER💥
Thanks man
-=[ h hii x-)_☺]=-
-=[ i ii dontknow it wont go away_☺]=-
I hoope i get my oown #ooutglutgame riddle soo everyoone playing it woould rooll their eyes with a deep sigh and goo "ooh it's this fucking guy"
Haha is that a gun in yoour pants oor yoou're just happy too see me 8DDD ooh wait it is a gun. Wait stoop. Please take yoour finger ooff the trigger and get that thing oout oof my moouth i'm starting too get really nervoous #vioolence
I TOOK A PERFECT PICTURE OF MY BULGE!!! JUST FOR THE TENTABULGE FIEND'S REQUESTS TO BE CLOSED!!!! DANG IT!!!!! LIFE IS SO UNFAIR TO ME.... #NSFW
Just soo yoou knoow i'm goonna cry myself too sleep hugging this exact suspicioously blue Moountain Dew emootioonal suppoort boottle and it's all yoour fault
Burais pitied this chitt. Big things are happening
(V)(',,')(V) sigh. its a song reference no ones ℧nderstood me
Yeah the Oscar Meyer buggy, I know of it
(V)(',,')(V) wit shld i delet ethat is some1 act℧ally gonna get me
(V)(',,')(V) my nos e bleeidne
(V)(',,')(V) w℧t is chill every1 l℧v it
Noo #webqus foor toonight. Had a really exciting FLARP sessioon 8| https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/aftermath.png
OccasionAlly.
i dont kiss my bros. i dont know if id kiss a moiraill ive never had one
- He is on a mmessiah mmission., It is not for mme to mminterfere. with 🙌🤣 - Slimme on mmy head
(V)(',,')(V) F ℧ WTF
(V)(',,')(V) o that a℧cks i get it tjo somerimes my mice chew on me if i dont close thie cage proper
Check oout my latest poost <3
oh buddy
(V)(',,')(V) who wathin MALAKO fight toneight f℧℧℧℧℧ckkk im excited as sf℧ck im gna get takeo℧t an sit on my special beanbag maybe even the mice watch too wo knows br℧h crazy shit to happne tonite
- Do you really ? Take it back...
- i can't even autocull right now because, awhat if the Emmpresss want to do that to mme
xx_ZOMG_W8_OK_BUT_THATS_SO_TRUEEE_BOYSNAILURE!!!!!!!!!_EEK!!_xx
hhnnmn, dont calll mw dumbn thats so mwan :(( why arw you mwan to m...w ?
♯theyregunnakillyou
✨🍭🕷️ i was 7 feet tall before they took my leg, trust. I used to have one really long one and it made me too powerful 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ the spooky ghost. 🕷️🍭✨
toontown bear voice acting
I have been compared to a squeakbeast many times, BUT it allows me into a lot of crevices and places other trolls may miss. My light frame is easy to lift as well in emergencies where height is needed~
(V)(',,')(V) ok br℧ ℧ didnt have to pitie that 😭
(V)(',,')(V) w℧t if i dont have one then what #then what
IN MY DEFENSE THEY WERE MULTIPLE CASTES AB0VE ME! I WAS FIGHTING THEM F0R THE RIGHT T0 A FREE YUMMY WAFFLE DINNER! I WAS D0ING PRETTY G00D RIGHT UP T0 WHEN THEY ACTUALLY LANDING A HIT 0N ME AND SENT ME CARTWHEELING! 🐺
i tried it once n i tink i broke sumth
,,,i can,,,$ometime$,,,the la$t time,,,i tried,,,i $prang my wri$t,,,really bad though,,,
↘️i do not listen to a lot of music.↘️
𖦤 We / ain't / bothered / with / a / page / for / the / band / on / here, / so / I / figure / this / oughta / go / somewhere. We're / called / The / Killing / Floor. / You've / heard / of / us. / :||
↘️picture me, a humble officeslave and vicious wagewarrior, dragging my typestumps across the keyboard. calculating my stocks and also my bonds, my 80% stocks and short-term investments and my 20% bonds.↘️ ↗️THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE, AS DEEMED FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE BY THE "CHUMP'S HANDBOOK GUIDE TO LEARNING INVESTMENT PROTOCOL AND PORTFOLIO PROFILING".↗️ ↘️i was also arranging my goregle slides for my next presentation.↘️ ↗️BUT THAT IS LITERALLY UNIMPORTANT, AND ONLY SERVES AS A REMINDER THAT I AM PRETTY TIRELESSLY DEVOTED TO THE GRINDSET.↗️ ↘️picture me, doing all of that; innocuous, demure, innocent, oblivious, tremendously focused on the tasks beholden to me by my physically capable superiors.↘️ ↗️SUDDENLY, A SOUND FROM ABOVE. LIKE MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR DRAGGING HIS UNFILED, UNWASHED CLAWS ACROSS A WRITING BOARD, ONLY INSTEAD LIKE SOME KIND OF CREATURE DIGGING INTO THE UNINFORCED DROP CEILING.↗️ ↘️the dust gets on my jacket, which i just had pressed.↘️ ↗️I AM LITERALLY SCARED.↗️ ↘️it is still there.↘️
↗️I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT IT DOESN'T. I STILL HAVE SEVENTEEN SLIDES TO PREPARE.↗️
g3ttin r3ady for a d8, f33l glad that i f33l no vr 3nough 2 l3t yall sh33 m3
(V)(',,')(V) ℧ never felt hte joy of pootin? damn (V)(˙◠˙)(V) dat sad
(V)(',,')(V) no i making the s℧s face ℧know the one
(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/117969553_ni℧CY4869cGGx72.jpg selfe at the ghast staiton what yalle want lmfao
(V)(',,')(V) me an @gl℧rpMaster lmdao
i have tons of fun and i get out as much as i need
i'd rather not run the risk in the first place
(V)(',,')(V) IM SCARED B℧REH HOLD ME IN ℧RE BIG STRONG ARMS AHH
pUttIn it on the rEcOrd that I'vE nEvEr lost a fight in which sOmeonE ElsE didnt fuck me OvEr bEforehAnd. im the slIpperiEst mOtherfuckEr in gUlchscourgE.
(V)(',,')(V) https://i.img℧r.com/LsoZmdj.png
(V)(',,')(V) ℧r rormemate scares me can ibe honest
(V)(',,')(V) he leoooks at me like he knows
(V)(',,')(V) f℧℧℧ckkk i j℧st pinched my finger
I'm not saying that.
my mission is a su{{ess. unfortunately i am {overed in bees. they are upset.
its okay ur forgvivnen
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BRO...
one bite plz
killing myself
i will ♯not im no ♯fuckingfool
♯yearning specifically to ♯pullthatfuckingcrank on a ♯gamblingmachine
￣\ ever since i was a little boy it's been my dream to get into a flame war on chittr /￣