That Troll With The Glasses
@nostalgicPeeper
Hello, I'm the Nostalgic Peeper! I watch the film so that you DON'T watch the film. The skits come free with the review. Enjoy the skits. I did it for you.
ᴇʀᴍ...Just held hands. Basically, see you virgins later!
ᴇʀᴍ...Just watched a movie for young grubs, and it did NOT meet my standards as an adult troll! 0/10, dumb movie!
Damn, that sucks! What movie was it so I can be sure to decry it on every conceivable plat4m due to your statement here?
ᴇʀᴍ...The live action remake of "In which a spirited island troll escapes her isolated island, overcomes her self-doubt, braves a dangerous ocean alongside a boastful, shape-shifter, and fights off volcanic monsters to restore a mystical heart to a goddess, thereby breaking an ancient curse and saving her people from starvation." It stars The Troll Rock, and he sucks! What a shitload of fuck!
ᴇʀᴍ...For my next review - SQUIDDLES: A NEW GENERATION What a shitload of fuck. Every wriggler media mega franchise should stay the same forever, the way I liked it. I have more to say, but if my lusis catches me spiraling over animated films for users less than half my age again then I'm going to have my connection severed again!!! Thanks to LordVPN for sponsoring my post
ᴇʀᴍ...I play the shitty games that suck ass. :/
ᴇʀᴍ...This game controls like the scummiest bucket sludge I ever had the displeasure to smell. I tried to enjoy this old classic, but the ever changing angles make me want to post-digestively reject my supper rations all into my recuperacoon! What were they thinking??? I give "In Which The Police Stumble Into A Residency of Evil Undead, And Then The Leader Of The Police Force Reveals Himself To Be The Mastermind Behind The Undead" a solid TWO OF TEN rating! Like and subscribe!!!!!!!
ᴇʀᴍ...Hello, I'm the Nostalgic Peeper. I view the film so that you DON'T view the film. I just watched Horror Genre Film Parody, and let me tell you. I did NOT enjoy this film! This film was a meanspirited and boring slog that isn't worth your time, let alone your various currencies. Where these films once roamed free across the plains of the cinema landscape, they did so through topical referential humor as well as the gross-out gunk that was quite hard to see. They aged like milk left out to boil for eons beneath the greenest parts of the sun. It is my duty to tell you that this latest film faired no better. The milk didn't just spoil, it boiled and evaporated into a stinky cloud to remind you that there was in fact milk here once.
Yeah can't agree more with you on this one