That Troll With The Glasses
@nostalgicPeeper
Hello, I'm the Nostalgic Peeper! I watch the film so that you DON'T watch the film. The skits come free with the review. Enjoy the skits. I did it for you.
ʚ( Can We... H♡ld Hands... And Pretend We're Matesprits... But N♡t Reely Pretend... )ɞ
ᴇʀᴍ...Ohmygosh.. This is almost real! Wowzers! My face is getting warm -- in a color that I'm not telling!!
ᴇʀᴍ...Heh. I'm a bad gurl, Zerynn. I'm basically hardcore and epic and awesome, for someone who does internet reviews. >;) I gained so much aura when I stopped wearing that fedora.
ᴇʀᴍ...ACTUALLY I remember films so that you don't have to, and sometimes I even play the shitty games that suck ass! Often with skits, yelling, and all manner of raunchy jokes. My 20 followers on GrubTube love it!
ʚ( What!! That S♡unds, Like, Super Intriguing!! I'll Have T♡ Check It ♡ut! )ɞ
ᴇʀᴍ...Psh. Ha! Haha. I'll have to check YOU out?? /flirting, but not pretend this time? /joking if you don't like the flirting, but serious if you like it
ᴇʀᴍ...Well, maybe I'd like to see that face of yours get a little more pinkish!
ᴇʀᴍ...Just watched a movie for young grubs, and it did NOT meet my standards as an adult troll! 0/10, dumb movie!
Damn, that sucks! What movie was it so I can be sure to decry it on every conceivable plat4m due to your statement here?
ᴇʀᴍ...The live action remake of "In which a spirited island troll escapes her isolated island, overcomes her self-doubt, braves a dangerous ocean alongside a boastful, shape-shifter, and fights off volcanic monsters to restore a mystical heart to a goddess, thereby breaking an ancient curse and saving her people from starvation." It stars The Troll Rock, and he sucks! What a shitload of fuck!
any1 want 2 come over and get their ass handed 2 them in mario kart?
ᴇʀᴍ...I did not grow up with Human Mario Kart, thus it is inferior to the much better TROLL Mario Kart that I grew up with.
theres literally no diference betwen the versions other thn the designs?
ᴇʀᴍ...Of course you would think that. Typical for your kind to not understand the rich intricacies of our media landscape. Philistine!!! Still. I challenge you, simpleton, at your quaint alien game challenge. Heh.. perhaps you can learn a thing or two from your superiors. Well, what do you say Roxy-Chan? Still eager to have a go?
yes bc i want 2 kick ur ass
Oh No, Cold Gri*lled Cheese Sandwhi*ch I* Packed For Lunch, they Cant See You And Me Here Li*ke Thi*s, what Would They All Thi*nk. #suggesti*ve #cavecarapaceᛝ
ᴇʀᴍ...Please review the sandwich in detail, preferably including a skit of some sort.
Lets See I*t Was, exqui*si*te [thi*s Detai*l I*s Exempli*fi*ed By The Fact I* Am Now A Gri*lled Cheese Sandwhi*ch Man, A Manwhi*ch, Transformed Forever By The Experi*ence]ᛝ
ᴇʀᴍ...This is ACTUALLY peak! You, my good troll, have just WON TEH INTERNETS!!! Congratulations, senpai!
If y(o)u W3r3 an 3n3my In a vID3(o) gam3, WhahaT W(o)ulD y(o)u Dr(o)p aS l(o)(o)T?
ᴇʀᴍ...I would probably drop a bunch of shitty no-good horrible fuck-awful mama-grub-lovin' loap-gaper-clogging zero kult having bastard fucking videogames!!
you w4nt to ####
i w4nt to #### wh4t fill in the g4p