Riotte Vaswik

LOZ

1 day ago

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

@libidinousHellion[LH]

>+. BOY BOOBS.... .+<

Vesica Anelus, the Bulge Curator

2 days ago

♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️

This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

The narrator

Those of whom make fate take a knee

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

@bulgeCurator[BC]

꧁An Alternian's Guide to Intercourse Hygiene A practical guide to bulges, nooks, and other anatomical mysteries This guide assumes adult trolls engaging consensually. Troll anatomy is notoriously inconsistent, so when confronted with an unfamiliar organ, cavity, gland, membrane, tentacle, valve, or ominously pulsating structure, the first rule is simple: do not assume you know what it does. Ask its owner. I've seen thousands of bulges, maybe millions. None are the same. Before Intercourse Wash your hands. Soap and water are preferable. Pay particular attention beneath claws or fingernails. Discuss anatomy beforehand. Ask which structures are sensitive, which are penetrative, which can be penetrated, and which absolutely should not be touched. Trim and smooth sharp nails. A freshly clipped claw can be sharper than one you left alone. Clean external anatomy with warm water. Mild, unscented soap can be used on ordinary exterior skin, but avoid putting soap inside nooks, sheaths, vents, or other mucous membranes. Do not aggressively scrub bulges. Delicate membranes do not become more hygienic with rugburn. Remove sharp jewelry from hands, bulges, nook-adjacent anatomy, or anywhere else likely to experience friction. Check for cuts, sores, unusual discharge, swelling, parasites, or unexplained discoloration. Postpone intercourse if something appears wrong. Bulges should be treated like a sensitive external or partially retractable genital tissue. Wash the outside gently with warm water. If the bulge retracts into a sheathe or similar structure, clean only as far as can be comfortably exposed without forcing it open. Avoid perfumes, disinfectants, rubbing alcohol, bleach, industrial degreasers, antiseptic wipes, and 'medicinal' alternatives. If natural lubrication from bulge excretion it not sufficient, use a body-safe lubricant. Friction injuries can be small, and ultimately infected. If multiple partners or orifices are involved, clean the bulge or change barriers before moving between them. A bulge that suddenly becomes painful, markedly swollen, persistently retracted, persistently extended, strangely colored, numb, or nonresponsive should be evaluated by your mediculler. Nook Hygiene A nook is largely self-maintaining. Do not douche it. Internal washing can disrupt whatever microbiome, pH balance, mucus layer, fungal colony, symbiotic microorganism, or other safeguards your body has adapted. These keep the nook functioning normally. Clean the external nook and surrounding folds with warm water. Mild unscented cleanser may be appropriate. After intercourse, urination may help reduce urinary irritation for trolls whose urinary anatomy communicates with the same general region. Normal secretions can vary significantly. More concerning signs include: Persistent foul or dramatically changed odor New itching or burning Green, gray, bloody, or otherwise unusual discharge Significant pelvic or abdominal pain Sores, ulcers, blisters, or unexplained growths Fever When in doubt, consult a mediculler rather than attempting to sterilize the problem yourself. Regarding lubrication, use it whenever there is substantial friction. Reapply as necessary. Do not ignore friction pain. Barriers are appropriate for some anatomy. Change these barriers when switching partners, orifices, or both. Never reuse a barrier. Anything entering somebody's nook, sheath, cloaca, or other internal structure should be clean and smooth. Wash reusable toys based off of their component structure. Nonporous materials are generally easier to sanitize than porous ones. Silicone needs toy cleanser. If sharing a toy between partners, wash it or place a new barrier over it between users. Do not move something directly from an anus or waste-processing opening into a nook without thoroughly cleaning it first. And if an object was manufactured for construction, cooking, FLARP combat, dentistry, automotive repair, or military service, it probably should not be inserted into anybody. Sometimes your partner will possess something that is neither obviously a bulge nor a nook. We have seen all of these through my bulge ratings, one way or another. So here's my examples. Possible examples include: Retractable tentacular structures Secondary bulges Multiple nooks Cloacal arrangements Inflatable tissue Barbed structures Scent glands Graspers Hemolymph-filled erectile tissue Temporary mating-season anatomy Structures that fluoresce ominously when stimulated In these circumstances: Ask before touching. Find out whether the structure can safely experience pressure, penetration, suction, friction, twisting, or prolonged stimulation. Never force open a closed structure. Never pull on something simply because it extends. If something becomes stuck, painfully swollen, loses circulation, begins bleeding significantly, or refuses to return to its ordinary configuration, stop intercourse and seek medical attention. Aftercare and Cleanup After intercourse: Remove barriers carefully. Wash external anatomy gently with warm water. Urinate if appropriate to your anatomy. Drink some water. Clean toys and reusable equipment. Change bedding if bodily fluids have accumulated substantially. Check for unexpected abrasions or bleeding. Ask your partner whether anything hurts. Minor temporary sensitivity can be normal. Persistent pain is not. Things You Should Never Put on a Bulge or in a Nook Unless specifically prescribed by a qualified troll physician: Rubbing alcohol Hydrogen peroxide Household disinfectant Bleach Perfume Essential oils Toothpaste Deodorant Strongly scented soap Engine lubricant Weapon oil Faygo syrup Grub disinfectant Industrial slime cleanser Your genitals are not a countertop. The Universal Rule Whether dealing with one bulge, two bulges, a nook, several nooks, a cloaca, a retractable tentacle apparatus, or some grotesque highblood reproductive organ apparently designed by natural selection during a personal crisis: Keep it clean, keep it lubricated, use barriers when appropriate, do not cross-contaminate body openings, communicate with its owner, and stop when something hurts. #NSFW #SafePailing #SafeINterCourse #SexualHealth #Hygiene #TrollAnatomy #NonlinearAnatomy #AdaptiveBiology #AlienBiology #TrollianBiology꧂

dane strider

2 days ago

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

it's tuesday or as i like to call it tuesday