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My favorite color~? The color of the girl reading this~. #Chivalrous
I never get tired~! But I do occasionally enter a meditative state wherein I retreat deep into the viscous and throbbing recesses of my psy~che, and play out complex hypothetical combat scenarios between myself and various sweaty, muscular challengers~. And as a result, am less alert to the world around me~. It may look like I am falling asleep standing, but do not be fooled~! #ExtremeMeditation #Suggestive
Do not ask a gladiator his body count, as the number is likely so high that he has lost track~. Also, it's impolite~. #Gladiating #DeathToll #Suggestive #OfCasualties
#GirlBlade #GirlSteel
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ 𝒽ow dot𝒽 on𝑒 𝑒mploy a maid in a 𝒽ab𝑒rda𝓈𝒽𝑒ry t𝒽at r𝑒fu𝓈𝑒𝓈 to b𝑒 𝓈tationary w𝒽at a pickl𝑒 ┈ ┈ ┈
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ [mak𝑒𝓈 anot𝒽𝑒r dr𝑒𝓈𝓈] o𝒽 goodn𝑒𝓈𝓈 mayb𝑒 a nap 𝓈oon [mak𝑒𝓈 anot𝒽𝑒r dr𝑒𝓈𝓈] i 𝒽av𝑒nt a clu𝑒 a𝓈 to w𝒽y iv𝑒 b𝑒𝑒n 𝓈o [mak𝑒𝓈 anot𝒽𝑒r dr𝑒𝓈𝓈] tir𝑒d lat𝑒ly [mak𝑒𝓈 anot𝒽𝑒r dr𝑒𝓈𝓈] p𝑒r𝒽ap𝓈 t𝒽𝑒 [mak𝑒𝓈 anot𝒽𝑒r dr𝑒𝓈𝓈] w𝑒at𝒽𝑒r ┈ ┈ ┈
my bulge is taking me to places id never go with a gun #nsfw #trollihop #imfuckingthewaffles
The dreaded manglegement is so upset with me~~~~~~. #Gladiating #CorporatePunishment #Suggestive
Ahaha, and what if I was the enforcer in this scenario~? What then~? Should I cuff you~~~~?
I would rea~lly hate it if anyone review bombed me right now~~~~. I'd be in so much trouble with my mangleger~~~~. Please don't de~grade me publicly~~~~. #Gladiating #NSFW #NSFMJ #NotSafeForMyJob
THAT FACE WHEN UR LUSUS ASKS WHERE ALL DA CREAM SODA WENT
(V)(',,')(V) if i were a dog wld ℧ even teach me to paint a horse
I am joyful, thriving, and in control of my life~. My chudsband is taking good care of me~. He cooked me Uneasy Mac for dinner~. I am nestled comfortably in the slime of his recuperacoon while he plays ARAM~. I didn't finish, but that's okay because he gave me the login to his OnlyFangs account~. He even let me wear one of his sweatshirts, but I ripped it with the sheer girth of my glorious physique~. There is no cause for intervention~. I have no regrets~. @legendaryLeague #MyChud #MyChudsband #HappilyMarried #NSFW https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/4f4ecbd5435e~.png
so you want to direct? :p
(V)(',,')(V) if it were gay wed start at the pelvis bro
The stripebeasts I was supposed to fight got out~. So tonight I will be fighting~.~.~. a ferocious, bloodthirsty~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. bleatbeast~! Otherwise known as a goat~. #Gladiating #GladiatorsMakeDo
Few are fighting battles harder than I am~! #Suggestive
I'm tasting, alright~. Savoring that musky truth that penetrates my senses and lingers in the back of my chitinous windhole~.
trolls like him should be fed, living, to pigs while i listen to their screams. for my pleasure. it's a lovely thought, maybe i'll revisit it in my dreams. #violence
I'll gladly climb through your pit zippers, sir, and into your world~.
This might h^ve been like. A b^d time to get pierced. #svggestive
come to the troll roman forum in thrashaloniki in 15 minutes if you wwant an ass kickin (from the big guy not me) (you couldnt take me) #slaycation #gladiating #mythrall #trollgreece #miniongoals @gallivvantingGourmand
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| c^n be norm^l ^bovt stvff | swe^r yov're ^ll jvst re^lly not c^tching me ^t ^ norm^l time.
Y'know sometimes biting is jvst ok^y ^nd then yovr ex does it ^ bvnch ^nd now yov're weirdly into it in ^ w^y th^t's like ^ little emb^rr^ssing ^ctv^lly. #nsfw
paaaaiiin without lov3...
3v3n if i accid3ntly d3l3t th qu3u3 lmaoo
They never shovld^ told me ^bovt this site m^n.
Fr.
ookayy i can do tthiss tthankk. you rio ::)
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꧁hhhhhHHHHHHHblowingyuouupwithmymind youandyour apparentlypotentiallysentientbulge #NSFW꧂
I implied I wouldn't be posting much during my slaycation, but what can I say~? I simply love my beau~tiful audience too much~~~~.
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i am a. pea tthatt rrunss i am rrunningg! \\ᨑ_ᨑ// wwheee!
not me i am. one pea ttalll! ᨑ_ᨑ
YES YESSSS
꧁HHhfhhfhh꧂
꧁Cannotcurrently. Lay Eggs.꧂
Don't talk to me until I've had my frappe and bougatsa~. #Food Foodie #GoremandBlogging https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/fb94c431960c~.png
hhehee we can be. sshmovementt ffriendss!
ᕕ( -_-)ᕗ ᕕ(ᨑ_ᨑ )ᕗ yay yay!
and you. ddancee on the ssandd \\ᨑ_ᨑ//
i wwantt to try. ggothh
Gonn^ give myself ^ red stre^k to look like sh^dow the hedgehog he's so tvff.
Awesome
Unrelated to any rumors that may be going around, I would like to clarify that I have never intentionally flirted with anyone on this platform~! People often mistake my friendliness and charming demeanor for flirting, I understand~! I think it may be because of my squigglies~. But it is simply not so~. It's an easy mistake to make~. #PSA #Friendly #Chivalrous #Gentlemanly #Nonsexual #Platonic
I have finally taken my 8oy8oo8s photo, so it’s locked and loaded 8last my kult to the moon, yaoi nation. and 8e 8lessed with a vision of your yaoiful apollean god or something
>+. BOY BOOBS.... .+<
꧁Wouldyou rather be an exiled highblood or a lowblood royal concubine? justcurious. #nsfw꧂
I couldn't agree more~.
Nnng
I'm going to be honest~. I hate throwing javelins~. Where is the passion in penetrating a foe from long range~? When I sink my blade into an enemy, I want to stare him in the ganderbulbs~. #Gladiating #HotTake #ExtremePenetration #Gore #Suggestive
꧁Hfffthankyou Riotte. I'vebeenvery busy in my timeaway.꧂
꧁An Alternian's Guide to Intercourse Hygiene A practical guide to bulges, nooks, and other anatomical mysteries This guide assumes adult trolls engaging consensually. Troll anatomy is notoriously inconsistent, so when confronted with an unfamiliar organ, cavity, gland, membrane, tentacle, valve, or ominously pulsating structure, the first rule is simple: do not assume you know what it does. Ask its owner. I've seen thousands of bulges, maybe millions. None are the same. Before Intercourse Wash your hands. Soap and water are preferable. Pay particular attention beneath claws or fingernails. Discuss anatomy beforehand. Ask which structures are sensitive, which are penetrative, which can be penetrated, and which absolutely should not be touched. Trim and smooth sharp nails. A freshly clipped claw can be sharper than one you left alone. Clean external anatomy with warm water. Mild, unscented soap can be used on ordinary exterior skin, but avoid putting soap inside nooks, sheaths, vents, or other mucous membranes. Do not aggressively scrub bulges. Delicate membranes do not become more hygienic with rugburn. Remove sharp jewelry from hands, bulges, nook-adjacent anatomy, or anywhere else likely to experience friction. Check for cuts, sores, unusual discharge, swelling, parasites, or unexplained discoloration. Postpone intercourse if something appears wrong. Bulges should be treated like a sensitive external or partially retractable genital tissue. Wash the outside gently with warm water. If the bulge retracts into a sheathe or similar structure, clean only as far as can be comfortably exposed without forcing it open. Avoid perfumes, disinfectants, rubbing alcohol, bleach, industrial degreasers, antiseptic wipes, and 'medicinal' alternatives. If natural lubrication from bulge excretion it not sufficient, use a body-safe lubricant. Friction injuries can be small, and ultimately infected. If multiple partners or orifices are involved, clean the bulge or change barriers before moving between them. A bulge that suddenly becomes painful, markedly swollen, persistently retracted, persistently extended, strangely colored, numb, or nonresponsive should be evaluated by your mediculler. Nook Hygiene A nook is largely self-maintaining. Do not douche it. Internal washing can disrupt whatever microbiome, pH balance, mucus layer, fungal colony, symbiotic microorganism, or other safeguards your body has adapted. These keep the nook functioning normally. Clean the external nook and surrounding folds with warm water. Mild unscented cleanser may be appropriate. After intercourse, urination may help reduce urinary irritation for trolls whose urinary anatomy communicates with the same general region. Normal secretions can vary significantly. More concerning signs include: Persistent foul or dramatically changed odor New itching or burning Green, gray, bloody, or otherwise unusual discharge Significant pelvic or abdominal pain Sores, ulcers, blisters, or unexplained growths Fever When in doubt, consult a mediculler rather than attempting to sterilize the problem yourself. Regarding lubrication, use it whenever there is substantial friction. Reapply as necessary. Do not ignore friction pain. Barriers are appropriate for some anatomy. Change these barriers when switching partners, orifices, or both. Never reuse a barrier. Anything entering somebody's nook, sheath, cloaca, or other internal structure should be clean and smooth. Wash reusable toys based off of their component structure. Nonporous materials are generally easier to sanitize than porous ones. Silicone needs toy cleanser. If sharing a toy between partners, wash it or place a new barrier over it between users. Do not move something directly from an anus or waste-processing opening into a nook without thoroughly cleaning it first. And if an object was manufactured for construction, cooking, FLARP combat, dentistry, automotive repair, or military service, it probably should not be inserted into anybody. Sometimes your partner will possess something that is neither obviously a bulge nor a nook. We have seen all of these through my bulge ratings, one way or another. So here's my examples. Possible examples include: Retractable tentacular structures Secondary bulges Multiple nooks Cloacal arrangements Inflatable tissue Barbed structures Scent glands Graspers Hemolymph-filled erectile tissue Temporary mating-season anatomy Structures that fluoresce ominously when stimulated In these circumstances: Ask before touching. Find out whether the structure can safely experience pressure, penetration, suction, friction, twisting, or prolonged stimulation. Never force open a closed structure. Never pull on something simply because it extends. If something becomes stuck, painfully swollen, loses circulation, begins bleeding significantly, or refuses to return to its ordinary configuration, stop intercourse and seek medical attention. Aftercare and Cleanup After intercourse: Remove barriers carefully. Wash external anatomy gently with warm water. Urinate if appropriate to your anatomy. Drink some water. Clean toys and reusable equipment. Change bedding if bodily fluids have accumulated substantially. Check for unexpected abrasions or bleeding. Ask your partner whether anything hurts. Minor temporary sensitivity can be normal. Persistent pain is not. Things You Should Never Put on a Bulge or in a Nook Unless specifically prescribed by a qualified troll physician: Rubbing alcohol Hydrogen peroxide Household disinfectant Bleach Perfume Essential oils Toothpaste Deodorant Strongly scented soap Engine lubricant Weapon oil Faygo syrup Grub disinfectant Industrial slime cleanser Your genitals are not a countertop. The Universal Rule Whether dealing with one bulge, two bulges, a nook, several nooks, a cloaca, a retractable tentacle apparatus, or some grotesque highblood reproductive organ apparently designed by natural selection during a personal crisis: Keep it clean, keep it lubricated, use barriers when appropriate, do not cross-contaminate body openings, communicate with its owner, and stop when something hurts. #NSFW #SafePailing #SafeINterCourse #SexualHealth #Hygiene #TrollAnatomy #NonlinearAnatomy #AdaptiveBiology #AlienBiology #TrollianBiology꧂
Without a doubt, I display my blue balls with great pride~!
thanks, man.
FARM ME ИEXT
Thing is the b^rtender here h^tes my gvts c^vse | knocked ^ll of his gl^sses over when | w^s w^sted one light, bvt he likes the b^nd so | still get speci^l tre^tment. #svbst^nces
So yov forgive me for w^nting to emvl^te yovr sw^g?
Yeh
When they stretch me to m^ke me 6'2" remind me to tell them to stretch my fingers too. | w^nn^ we^r more cool jewelry.
ITᔑ GᏫᏫD FᏫR U
#stroking my shit rn and 8y my shit I mean my matesprit's sexy 8icep
Not if I get my prongs on you first~! Let's see if those long thumbs can stand up to the might of my meaty digits~!
Firm is the only way I know how to grasp it~! Not too firm though~. It could bust~. I've made that mistake before~.
Always happy to talk shop~~~~~.
They use me to open beer bottles with my bare fronds~.
/yeh me 2 yep
/yeh yepppp 𝐋o𝐋 so yeh it's ur boy skinny bu𝐋ge
/have u seen my bu𝐋ge review bby
/bruhhh u cnt b actin 𝐋ike this in pub𝐋ic 𝐋mfaoooo ur wi𝐋d
/it's ya boi /skinny bu𝐋ge /#nsfw
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ that's sick as fuck I'm rooting for you to get gold #trollsgotwangolympics #humanstakingtheLonthisone #noseriouslywhyhaventwedonethis #Humancultureliterallyworshippingdicks24-7 #Iappreciatethearizonaicedteaforbalance
[#OMPLETELY UNRELATED TO MY LA$T PO$T ]
꧁tag yurit꧂
>+. I THINK IF ME AND THAT GUY RUBBED TOGETHER OUR STICKLIKE BODIES WOULD MAKE A FIRE .+< #nsfw ???
>+. I THINK I'M DESPERATELY ATTRACTED TO YOU. IS THAT TOO STRONG .+<
WWWHOAAAAW WEHOOAWWHHOAAAA
꧁hrffhhhfhrhfhfaiaaahahhhhimablushingsohard꧂
/yeh runnit origina𝐋 thanks bby
/my bitch 𝐋ike the ghost buster the way i s𝐋ime her
/yeh bby jus 𝐋ike tht
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Finally, someone said it. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
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LMFAОООООО WHAT IS THIS DUDE WEARING 8DDD @gabardineCrescendoo
I Am Trying Not To Enjoy How Eager Some Of You Are To Submit, But It Really Is Adorable. #suggestive #nsfc
īf ī brøkē my rībs whø’s gønnā cømē slīcē mē øpēn āndkīss ēm bēttēr #gørē #sūggēstīvē
xx_YIPPEEEEEE_YIPPEE_YAY_DOUBLE_WHIP_4_DA_DEMURE_CHOW!!!_xx
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I coould make a pretty coonvincing watermanebeast
꒰𓇼 s𖦹 after dis 𖦹ne i d𖦹nt get any m𖦹re passes? f☾ck 𓇼꒱
I'm jorkin here or w/e
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thanks bro
꧁Stupidteddybear꧂
if there was ever a single tortoise to reach a level deserving of such a beautiful end, it’s him
... okay
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JUSTIFIABLE AS ROMANCE CINEMASLOP THAT I'M CAPABLE OF STREAMING FROM THE MOON WHILE I'M ON A VERY LONG SMOKE BREAK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE JOINED ME IN MY PERSONAL CINEMANIA RUMPUS ROOM BEFORE, YOU'LL NOTICE A FEW NEW PERKS FOR NEW MEMBERS AND OLD ALIKE, JUST BECAUSE I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY INCLUDE: - REGULAR SHOWTIMES. EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME]. NO MORE MUCKING ABOUT, CARVING X'S INTO YOUR CALENDAR, WONDERING IF IT'S GOING TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS WIPE AND WHEN. WE'RE LOCK FUCKING STEP, THIS TIME (I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY "FUCK IT" AND EITHER SKIP A DAY OR HAND IT OFF TO ONE OF MY TRUSTED LIEUTENANTS. THIS IS MY NON-NEGOTIABLE LEADERSHIP CONCESSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT). - ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST. IN OTHER WORDS, PRIORITY REGISTRATION. SOME OF YOU (AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS) GET THE EXORBITANT FUCKING LUXURY OF A GUARANTEED SPOT ON EITHER DAY, SO LONG AS YOU RSVP IN ADVANCE A COUPLE OF DAYS. THE STUPID VIRTUALBLOCKS ONLY HOLD TWELVE PEOPLE AT A TIME (HUH. WONDER WHY IT'S THAT NUMBER, SPECIFICALLY. SOMETHING NOSTALGIC AND FUCKED UP ABOUT IT), SO SPOTS TEND TO FILL UP FAST. ENJOY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT PEDANTIC BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN. - #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. YES, YOU HEARD ME. SINCE WE'RE SHOWING THE SAME MOVIE BOTH NIGHTS, FEEL FREE TO PULL UP ON FRIDAY AND (OPTIONALLY, OPTIONALLY, CANNOT FUCKING STRESS THIS ENOUGH, *OPTIONALLY*, PEER PRESSURE WILL BE MET WITH THE SWIFTED DOWNFALL OF MY MIGHTY BANSICKLE IMAGINABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD) CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE (OR A WARM ONE, IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LAZY, UNWASHED CHUD WHO JUST KEEPS THEM UNDER YOUR FUCKING WORKPLANK, OR SOMETHING) AND COME BE A MESSY DUMBFUCK REPROBATE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRLINGS. IT'S BYOB. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. FUCK AROUND RESPONSIBLY. - THE SUGGESTION BOX. YUP. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU, TOO, CAN PRETEND TO HAVE TASTE IN MOVIES THAT'S ONE STEP ABOVE A WIGGLER WATCHING KEYS JINGLE IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE. THROW A MOVIE INTO THE HOPPER AND WATCH IT COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO SCRAPE THE CRUST OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. OR IMPRESS ME, IF YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD PICK. YOU CAN SUBMIT A MOVIE HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. AND THE FEATURE I'M PROUDEST OF. - GHASTLY MIST TIME [GMT]/BILIOUS STANDARD TIME [BST] SHOWTIMES. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU'VE HAD THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MISSING OUT ON STREAMS AND OTHER LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE YOUR TIMELINEZONE IS NESTLED SQUARELY BETWEEN THE WORDS "FUCK" AND "YOU," THEN BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. THE GOATED SON OF A BITCH HIMSELF. THE CINEMATIC BALL-KNOWER. THE GUY WITH THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE BLOG IN THE INCIPISPHERE, #carcinoGeneticist#2443 IS GOING TO HELP ME ORGANIZE SHOWTIMES FOR EVERYONE ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY ME. TIME AND DATE FOR THAT WILL BE COMING SOON, SO JUST HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEASTS AND DON'T GET ON EITHER OF OUR ASSES ABOUT IT. YOU'VE WAITED THIS LONG, YOU'LL BE FINE. SO COME. COME ONE, COME ALL, COME GET A FACEFUL OF BLISTERING HOT ABSOLUTE CINEMA DOWN AT #ABCC'S NEXT #WATCHPARTY. WE'LL BE JUMPSTARTING THIS FLY-RIDDEN CORPSE WITH A CLASSIC ANIMATED ROMANCE TOMORROW THAT MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FAMILIAR WITH. HAVE FUN WITH IT. THEY WON'T ALL BE THIS EASY. SEE YOU THERE, FUCKWITS. #GETIN.
Okay 💙 Yay 💙
Get my heart ripped out again? You got it <3 #gore #violence
Hoohoo, golly...
ONE OF THE ONLY PHOTOS I SHALL POST OF MYSELF! I like to get rather acquainted with fuckers I suppose! Not to mention, the only good present one of me I have right now! Nice to meet you all! I think. I don't fucking care either way! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f94e075530e1.jpg
images are plaguing my mind again . . . the feeling almost as true as the images i can't stop pondering . . . pardon my rant, chittr . . . suqeezing around my throat, ganders locked on mine . . . how i crave for it to be tighter, for a vingette to grow around the picture of you, the way you look as you pound, drill, violate me in the best of ways, threatening to crush my windpipe . . . i hope the wheezes encourage you, just as much as my hazy smile and heavy lids that drag me further down #nsfwe #violence #hornyposting #randomthoughts
xx_mango_yum_xx
/he wanna sit on it cuz i got a penta btw it being my gamer chair
/𝐋i𝐋 tidbit of my next drop b sure to 𝐋ite up the soundshround w this one 🔥🔥 u kno it's #nsfw /if ur bitch b kinda ug𝐋y then u needa send tht hoe to me if ur gir𝐋 b kinda chopped i'𝐋𝐋 take her off ur hands for free if ur mate b kinda s𝐋ackin jus put runnit on tht beat n if ur quad 𝐋ook kinda happy kno they g𝐋adder when they b𝐋owin me i b 𝐋ike ice when it's shady stayin coo𝐋 despite the heat i b 𝐋ike biscuits w that gravy w my swag down to my knees i keep it easy keep it breezy cuz my game is 𝐋ike my meat i be beatin that shit crazy whi𝐋e ur gir𝐋friend textin me
⛈ When I'm anxious, ⛈ ⛈ Or sad... ⛈ ⛈ Or angry, ⛈ ⛈ I fold paper stars... ⛈ ⛈ But I'm running out of places to put them. ⛈ ⛈ They take up so much of my shelf space... ⛈ ⛈ And my cupboards and drawers and closets. ⛈ ⛈ So I've just been leaving jars of them at the park... ⛈ ⛈ Maybe someone will find them and take them home. ⛈
yas
Hhhh It’s so hot out :(
hēs ā cāndy īnnøvātør īm sūrē hē cøūld wørk wīth īt
You Are So Funny, Please Don't Die. #reference
🥬 some1 asked me wut my night to night looks like. here U go 1. wake up 2. SW4G 3. g0 2 slep 4. repeat LOLOLOL
mhmmhm i dūnnø īf yøūll fīt īn my grīndērrr mīght hāvē tø brēāk yøū īntø pīēcēs
A brief note on table etiquette. ₱oker i$ a game of nerve, ₱atien¢e, and hand$. You are en¢ouraged to bring all three. ₩hat you are not en¢ouraged to bring i$ a mouth fa$ter than your arithmeti¢, finger$ ₩andering ₩here they have not been invited, or the tou¢hing little belief that a gentleman’$ table be¢ome$ le$$ dangerou$ be¢au$e the ¢ard$ are ₱retty. Manner$ matter. $o doe$ ¢ounting. And I do ho₱e our gue$t$ remember that a ₱oor ₱layer may al₩ay$ be dealt another hand. ₱rovided he ha$ enough left to hold it. #Violen¢e #Gore #Im₱lied #₱oker
Ragebaiting oon sex educatioon foorum
51: @atomicGallivant FAV💥RRRITE KAIJU? SKRRRE💥💥NK... its u gojira 52: @tantalizingGonads would u call urself a slut in any way yay or nay mayb by how i put myself out dere yea but as far as like always pailin or wtv iveonly done dat once since i got on dis webstie
whatever personal idiocy aside ive been thinking of writing a song about blood or like. sharing some of the lyric stuff ive written down before here
FAQ: Yes this is my beastsoona Noo i doon't looook like that Noo she's noot a coow she's an ookapi Yes quads are empty Yes i like woomen Yes i have a crush Noo it's noot Phuntr I doon't knoow Noot telling Noot telling Yes it is real Moore too coome thank yoou
40: : what that forked tongue do find out 41: anon who was the last person you kissed? daddy? my kismesis 8888P 42: Anon: Dont call yourself daddy. Also, do you have any embarrassing fears? dont tell daddy what to do. anywya YES i do i have dat one fear where somewhere secrely dere is a quackbeast watching me look it up its real 43: anon any piercings???? do u look at me with ur bulbs closed..? genuine q cuz even in my pinned u can see i wear piercings unless ur askin wat kind
by popular demand. +hen. #gore #body-horror +he inner mechanisms of +he hand. are perhaps +he mos+ compelling piece of biological engineering evolu+ion has gif+ed us wi+h. a simplis+ic sys+em of +endons and pulleys. carrying +he bulk of +he mos+ impor+an+ +ouch recep+ors we have. i+ is some+imes dizzying +o +hink of jus+ how much fine +uning over hundreds of +housands of genera+ions wen+ in+o providing us. wi+h such precise mo+or func+ion. in such an elegan+ presen+a+ion. I am a surgeon. I have seen +he mechanisms laid ou+ before me many +imes before. I have recons+ruc+ed bone. and gra+ed nerve and +endon. I have s+udied +he ways in which +he smalles+ brush of scar +issue can disrup+ +he marione++e pull of +issue used. +o so much as crook a finger. how delica+e +he whole machine can be. for some+hing +ha+ is on +he fron+ line. of how we feel and in+erac+. wi+h +he world around us. one of +he firs+ +imes I me+ my spouse. +hey allowed me +o flense par+ of +heir hand. and wa+ch in real +ime even +he smalles+ of movemen+s. +hey le+ me feel +hem flex a muscle in +heir arm and wa+ch +heir flexors con+rac+. +heir fingers +wi+ch. i+ was perhaps +he firs+ +ime since I lef+ +he church +ha+ I fel+ as +hough. I was wi+nessing some+hing divine. some+hing Holy. i+ has been sweeps since +hen. and +he image of i+ s+ill follows me every +ime I hold +ha+ hand. or +race +heir scar. my only regre+ was +ha+ I was s+ill so concerned. by +he +hrea+ of infec+ion +ha+ I did no+ +ake +he chance. +o feel +hem flex benea+h my +ongue. +here is an in+rinsic beau+y +here. among +he flesh. and bone. and +issue. we are so li++le more +han +ubes and s+rings. and +ha+ will forever be more in+oxica+ing of a +hough+ +han half +he skin-deep lus+ I read nigh+ly. I forgo+ where else. I was going wi+h +his. hunger wins once more.
dont make daddy upset now
+..They deserve be♱♱er I agree. Kuromi keeps mogging ♱he chance for any demon/go♱h ♱hemed charac♱ers ♱o come up (I say ♱his as a fan of her ♱oo)..+
+..h♱♱ps://i.ibb.co/rKygGXNg/Screensho♱-20260629-121029-Chrome.jpg Nex♱ ♱ime for sure he will he ♱op5 (╯_╰)..+
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I'd be ★ str★wberry btw
I w-o-o-uld be a cl-o-o-udberry!! :)
/yuuppppp u kno it bro
/u ever heard of grapefruiting
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i sh4ll post my vis4ge. you 4re. welcome. # https://file.g4rden/4cHr0Q40vHdP6Dfc/cr4ftc4m03_4444.png this will 4lso become my picture. soon. in time, 4hem, you will not mind the swe4ter, the downside of here is th4t it is ## so ### fucking cold #
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/D⧃hqd12h/image-2⧃26-⧃6-26-2⧃1521751.png YIPPEE. THE M⧃UNTAIN IS MAKING HIS WAY T⧃ THE CLUB! B⧃SS W⧃MAN D⧃ES N⧃T LIKE HIM LEAVING EARLY BUT THE CLUB CALLS
i like my partners like i like my drinks ice cold and makes my pan hurt
wøāhh høw dīd thē vøīcē knøw my n āmē ānf my shīrt sīzē mmnn ī dønt thīnk ī cøūld drīnk smth thē sīzē øf mē īm kīndā tāll, gøt āny dēkrēn sīzēd drūgs?
>> ¡ hate th¡ડ wor1d
😔 deeply cautionary tale
Your wisdom is deep.
Luckily it’s only boobs that are real.
But.
Been getting ★ lot of questions th★t ★re ★lre★dy ★nswered by my "I'm high ★s fuck, I'm drunk ★s fuck, I h★ve ★n unregistered fire★rm in my b★ckp★ck" shirt. #subst★nce
/took my headphones off and there's a dent in my nub what i do now https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/bb3bb4ac219a.jpg
/yeh bro whack whack amirite 𝐋o𝐋
/i 𝐋owk don't even murc pp𝐋 bc tht wou𝐋d pro𝐋𝐋y take a chunk outta my queue time so 𝐋ike 0% fr
M★ybe we c★n ★ll be d★ddy.
It's All Fun And Games Until I Start Calling Him " Daddy ". #evil #suggestive?
[GOING OUT FOR A BIT TO LOOK AT THE #ARGO $HIP$ #WOW #IT$BREEZY]
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for... ah?? All of Chittr? That is difficult to deliver, but I shall do my best! Your message is as follows: “if you think no one wants you, THINK AGAIN! i want you. jerking it crazy style to you specifically.” GOODNESS! I suppose we are all very wanted right now! If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes #NSFW ♧♢♤♡
⧃ I seem to have waited until the last possible moment to do this, but I have been at work and otherwise talking to him privately. While the event may be just about to be over (in my time, anyway) I would still like to acknowledge my matesprit @controversialMilk on this #matespritmonday. Getting to this point with him was a difficult process (for him, that is. I am a tough nut to crack.) but there is no one else who can make me smile as he does, and no one else I could ever so easily say that I love. He has introduced me to more in this world than my ten sweeps in the corporate world ever did and if it weren't for him I am sure I would be sitting miserably at my desk without a damn thing to think about but work. I'd like to thank him for everything he has done for me, and seeing as everyone else gets to make sappy public posts about theirs, I wanted to make one as well. Sue me.
~SairO~u Bjunki~
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....fuck......🥺....... ....·k t· be clear my bl··d is a hard limit but.... g·d...... ch·ke me t· the edge ·f c·nsci·usness...... and prepare t· feel all that terr·r pumped straight int· y·ur pusher.....
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.......i need t· get pailed s· hard and s· r·ughly i genuinely fear f·r my life ............and then turn that fear back ·n the d·m and feel them squirm under me......
....i need t· get used like a fucking fleshlight tbh......
ohhh dats so true ty