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D---> I suppose for my 5k Kult milestone I'll post a very interesting thing. #nsfw #nsfwe https://file.garden/alPz4FKn0Uh_gvI5/48653b8b698463d62a120c2688a0096e.png
꒰𓇼 #n𖦹h𖦹m𖦹 𓇼꒱
I coould make a pretty coonvincing watermanebeast
꒰𓇼 s𖦹 after dis 𖦹ne i d𖦹nt get any m𖦹re passes? f☾ck 𓇼꒱
I'm jorkin here or w/e
a journey of a thousand mm1les beg1ns w1th a s1ngle step
꒰𓇼 ??@?@??@?@? 𓇼꒱
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꧁Stupidteddybear꧂
if there was ever a single tortoise to reach a level deserving of such a beautiful end, it’s him
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JUSTIFIABLE AS ROMANCE CINEMASLOP THAT I'M CAPABLE OF STREAMING FROM THE MOON WHILE I'M ON A VERY LONG SMOKE BREAK. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE JOINED ME IN MY PERSONAL CINEMANIA RUMPUS ROOM BEFORE, YOU'LL NOTICE A FEW NEW PERKS FOR NEW MEMBERS AND OLD ALIKE, JUST BECAUSE I'M SUCH A MAGNANIMOUS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY INCLUDE: - REGULAR SHOWTIMES. EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME]. NO MORE MUCKING ABOUT, CARVING X'S INTO YOUR CALENDAR, WONDERING IF IT'S GOING TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS WIPE AND WHEN. WE'RE LOCK FUCKING STEP, THIS TIME (I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SAY "FUCK IT" AND EITHER SKIP A DAY OR HAND IT OFF TO ONE OF MY TRUSTED LIEUTENANTS. THIS IS MY NON-NEGOTIABLE LEADERSHIP CONCESSION. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT). - ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST. IN OTHER WORDS, PRIORITY REGISTRATION. SOME OF YOU (AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS) GET THE EXORBITANT FUCKING LUXURY OF A GUARANTEED SPOT ON EITHER DAY, SO LONG AS YOU RSVP IN ADVANCE A COUPLE OF DAYS. THE STUPID VIRTUALBLOCKS ONLY HOLD TWELVE PEOPLE AT A TIME (HUH. WONDER WHY IT'S THAT NUMBER, SPECIFICALLY. SOMETHING NOSTALGIC AND FUCKED UP ABOUT IT), SO SPOTS TEND TO FILL UP FAST. ENJOY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT PEDANTIC BULLSHIT EVER AGAIN. - #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. YES, YOU HEARD ME. SINCE WE'RE SHOWING THE SAME MOVIE BOTH NIGHTS, FEEL FREE TO PULL UP ON FRIDAY AND (OPTIONALLY, OPTIONALLY, CANNOT FUCKING STRESS THIS ENOUGH, *OPTIONALLY*, PEER PRESSURE WILL BE MET WITH THE SWIFTED DOWNFALL OF MY MIGHTY BANSICKLE IMAGINABLE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD) CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE (OR A WARM ONE, IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF LAZY, UNWASHED CHUD WHO JUST KEEPS THEM UNDER YOUR FUCKING WORKPLANK, OR SOMETHING) AND COME BE A MESSY DUMBFUCK REPROBATE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRLINGS. IT'S BYOB. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT. FUCK AROUND RESPONSIBLY. - THE SUGGESTION BOX. YUP. THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU, TOO, CAN PRETEND TO HAVE TASTE IN MOVIES THAT'S ONE STEP ABOVE A WIGGLER WATCHING KEYS JINGLE IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE. THROW A MOVIE INTO THE HOPPER AND WATCH IT COME OUT ON THE OTHER SIDE WHEN IT'S TIME TO SCRAPE THE CRUST OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL. OR IMPRESS ME, IF YOU'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD PICK. YOU CAN SUBMIT A MOVIE HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. AND THE FEATURE I'M PROUDEST OF. - GHASTLY MIST TIME [GMT]/BILIOUS STANDARD TIME [BST] SHOWTIMES. YES, THAT'S RIGHT. IF YOU'VE HAD THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF MISSING OUT ON STREAMS AND OTHER LIVE EVENTS BECAUSE YOUR TIMELINEZONE IS NESTLED SQUARELY BETWEEN THE WORDS "FUCK" AND "YOU," THEN BOY DO I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. THE GOATED SON OF A BITCH HIMSELF. THE CINEMATIC BALL-KNOWER. THE GUY WITH THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE BLOG IN THE INCIPISPHERE, #carcinoGeneticist#2443 IS GOING TO HELP ME ORGANIZE SHOWTIMES FOR EVERYONE ON THE FLIP SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. AND YOU CAN TRUST HIM, BECAUSE HE'S LITERALLY ME. TIME AND DATE FOR THAT WILL BE COMING SOON, SO JUST HOLD YOUR FUCKING HOOFBEASTS AND DON'T GET ON EITHER OF OUR ASSES ABOUT IT. YOU'VE WAITED THIS LONG, YOU'LL BE FINE. SO COME. COME ONE, COME ALL, COME GET A FACEFUL OF BLISTERING HOT ABSOLUTE CINEMA DOWN AT #ABCC'S NEXT #WATCHPARTY. WE'LL BE JUMPSTARTING THIS FLY-RIDDEN CORPSE WITH A CLASSIC ANIMATED ROMANCE TOMORROW THAT MOST OF YOU ARE PROBABLY FAMILIAR WITH. HAVE FUN WITH IT. THEY WON'T ALL BE THIS EASY. SEE YOU THERE, FUCKWITS. #GETIN.
Get my heart ripped out again? You got it <3 #gore #violence
ONE OF THE ONLY PHOTOS I SHALL POST OF MYSELF! I like to get rather acquainted with fuckers I suppose! Not to mention, the only good present one of me I have right now! Nice to meet you all! I think. I don't fucking care either way! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f94e075530e1.jpg
images are plaguing my mind again . . . the feeling almost as true as the images i can't stop pondering . . . pardon my rant, chittr . . . suqeezing around my throat, ganders locked on mine . . . how i crave for it to be tighter, for a vingette to grow around the picture of you, the way you look as you pound, drill, violate me in the best of ways, threatening to crush my windpipe . . . i hope the wheezes encourage you, just as much as my hazy smile and heavy lids that drag me further down #nsfwe #violence #hornyposting #randomthoughts
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/he wanna sit on it cuz i got a penta btw it being my gamer chair
/𝐋i𝐋 tidbit of my next drop b sure to 𝐋ite up the soundshround w this one 🔥🔥 u kno it's #nsfw /if ur bitch b kinda ug𝐋y then u needa send tht hoe to me if ur gir𝐋 b kinda chopped i'𝐋𝐋 take her off ur hands for free if ur mate b kinda s𝐋ackin jus put runnit on tht beat n if ur quad 𝐋ook kinda happy kno they g𝐋adder when they b𝐋owin me i b 𝐋ike ice when it's shady stayin coo𝐋 despite the heat i b 𝐋ike biscuits w that gravy w my swag down to my knees i keep it easy keep it breezy cuz my game is 𝐋ike my meat i be beatin that shit crazy whi𝐋e ur gir𝐋friend textin me
⛈ When I'm anxious, ⛈ ⛈ Or sad... ⛈ ⛈ Or angry, ⛈ ⛈ I fold paper stars... ⛈ ⛈ But I'm running out of places to put them. ⛈ ⛈ They take up so much of my shelf space... ⛈ ⛈ And my cupboards and drawers and closets. ⛈ ⛈ So I've just been leaving jars of them at the park... ⛈ ⛈ Maybe someone will find them and take them home. ⛈
yas
Hhhh It’s so hot out :(
hēs ā cāndy īnnøvātør īm sūrē hē cøūld wørk wīth īt
You Are So Funny, Please Don't Die. #reference
🥬 some1 asked me wut my night to night looks like. here U go 1. wake up 2. SW4G 3. g0 2 slep 4. repeat LOLOLOL
mhmmhm i dūnnø īf yøūll fīt īn my grīndērrr mīght hāvē tø brēāk yøū īntø pīēcēs
A brief note on table etiquette. ₱oker i$ a game of nerve, ₱atien¢e, and hand$. You are en¢ouraged to bring all three. ₩hat you are not en¢ouraged to bring i$ a mouth fa$ter than your arithmeti¢, finger$ ₩andering ₩here they have not been invited, or the tou¢hing little belief that a gentleman’$ table be¢ome$ le$$ dangerou$ be¢au$e the ¢ard$ are ₱retty. Manner$ matter. $o doe$ ¢ounting. And I do ho₱e our gue$t$ remember that a ₱oor ₱layer may al₩ay$ be dealt another hand. ₱rovided he ha$ enough left to hold it. #Violen¢e #Gore #Im₱lied #₱oker
(V)(',,')(V) what the f℧hhhh j℧st t℧rned on light mode who daf℧k even ℧sine this ohh mygah
(V)(',,')(V) why say shits n giggles when ℧ can jst say shiggles #dalewisdom
(V)(',,')(V) new word dropped peak + coolness peaness my bro so swag hes peaness
Ragebaiting oon sex educatioon foorum
51: @atomicGallivant FAV💥RRRITE KAIJU? SKRRRE💥💥NK... its u gojira 52: @tantalizingGonads would u call urself a slut in any way yay or nay mayb by how i put myself out dere yea but as far as like always pailin or wtv iveonly done dat once since i got on dis webstie
whatever personal idiocy aside ive been thinking of writing a song about blood or like. sharing some of the lyric stuff ive written down before here
FAQ: Yes this is my beastsoona Noo i doon't looook like that Noo she's noot a coow she's an ookapi Yes quads are empty Yes i like woomen Yes i have a crush Noo it's noot Phuntr I doon't knoow Noot telling Noot telling Yes it is real Moore too coome thank yoou
40: : what that forked tongue do find out 41: anon who was the last person you kissed? daddy? my kismesis 8888P 42: Anon: Dont call yourself daddy. Also, do you have any embarrassing fears? dont tell daddy what to do. anywya YES i do i have dat one fear where somewhere secrely dere is a quackbeast watching me look it up its real 43: anon any piercings???? do u look at me with ur bulbs closed..? genuine q cuz even in my pinned u can see i wear piercings unless ur askin wat kind
by popular demand. +hen. #gore #body-horror +he inner mechanisms of +he hand. are perhaps +he mos+ compelling piece of biological engineering evolu+ion has gif+ed us wi+h. a simplis+ic sys+em of +endons and pulleys. carrying +he bulk of +he mos+ impor+an+ +ouch recep+ors we have. i+ is some+imes dizzying +o +hink of jus+ how much fine +uning over hundreds of +housands of genera+ions wen+ in+o providing us. wi+h such precise mo+or func+ion. in such an elegan+ presen+a+ion. I am a surgeon. I have seen +he mechanisms laid ou+ before me many +imes before. I have recons+ruc+ed bone. and gra+ed nerve and +endon. I have s+udied +he ways in which +he smalles+ brush of scar +issue can disrup+ +he marione++e pull of +issue used. +o so much as crook a finger. how delica+e +he whole machine can be. for some+hing +ha+ is on +he fron+ line. of how we feel and in+erac+. wi+h +he world around us. one of +he firs+ +imes I me+ my spouse. +hey allowed me +o flense par+ of +heir hand. and wa+ch in real +ime even +he smalles+ of movemen+s. +hey le+ me feel +hem flex a muscle in +heir arm and wa+ch +heir flexors con+rac+. +heir fingers +wi+ch. i+ was perhaps +he firs+ +ime since I lef+ +he church +ha+ I fel+ as +hough. I was wi+nessing some+hing divine. some+hing Holy. i+ has been sweeps since +hen. and +he image of i+ s+ill follows me every +ime I hold +ha+ hand. or +race +heir scar. my only regre+ was +ha+ I was s+ill so concerned. by +he +hrea+ of infec+ion +ha+ I did no+ +ake +he chance. +o feel +hem flex benea+h my +ongue. +here is an in+rinsic beau+y +here. among +he flesh. and bone. and +issue. we are so li++le more +han +ubes and s+rings. and +ha+ will forever be more in+oxica+ing of a +hough+ +han half +he skin-deep lus+ I read nigh+ly. I forgo+ where else. I was going wi+h +his. hunger wins once more.
dont make daddy upset now
+..They deserve be♱♱er I agree. Kuromi keeps mogging ♱he chance for any demon/go♱h ♱hemed charac♱ers ♱o come up (I say ♱his as a fan of her ♱oo)..+
+..h♱♱ps://i.ibb.co/rKygGXNg/Screensho♱-20260629-121029-Chrome.jpg Nex♱ ♱ime for sure he will he ♱op5 (╯_╰)..+
/yeh n don't forget the eggp𝐋ant bruh fibre diet fr ft
I'd be ★ str★wberry btw
I w-o-o-uld be a cl-o-o-udberry!! :)
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i sh4ll post my vis4ge. you 4re. welcome. # https://file.g4rden/4cHr0Q40vHdP6Dfc/cr4ftc4m03_4444.png this will 4lso become my picture. soon. in time, 4hem, you will not mind the swe4ter, the downside of here is th4t it is ## so ### fucking cold #
(V)(',,')(V) eat my shorts
(V)(',,')(V) the bitches love my mayo
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/D⧃hqd12h/image-2⧃26-⧃6-26-2⧃1521751.png YIPPEE. THE M⧃UNTAIN IS MAKING HIS WAY T⧃ THE CLUB! B⧃SS W⧃MAN D⧃ES N⧃T LIKE HIM LEAVING EARLY BUT THE CLUB CALLS
(V)(',,')(V) brod scractching an itch
i like my partners like i like my drinks ice cold and makes my pan hurt
wøāhh høw dīd thē vøīcē knøw my n āmē ānf my shīrt sīzē mmnn ī dønt thīnk ī cøūld drīnk smth thē sīzē øf mē īm kīndā tāll, gøt āny dēkrēn sīzēd drūgs?
>> ¡ hate th¡ડ wor1d
😔 deeply cautionary tale
Your wisdom is deep.
Luckily it’s only boobs that are real.
Been getting ★ lot of questions th★t ★re ★lre★dy ★nswered by my "I'm high ★s fuck, I'm drunk ★s fuck, I h★ve ★n unregistered fire★rm in my b★ckp★ck" shirt. #subst★nce
(V)(',,')(V) anytime br℧dda 20 caegers n ill save ya a aseat
(V)(',,')(V) dale li to the dale krabbe lidael krabbe call me dale lil bro
/took my headphones off and there's a dent in my nub what i do now https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/bb3bb4ac219a.jpg
/i 𝐋owk don't even murc pp𝐋 bc tht wou𝐋d pro𝐋𝐋y take a chunk outta my queue time so 𝐋ike 0% fr
M★ybe we c★n ★ll be d★ddy.
It's All Fun And Games Until I Start Calling Him " Daddy ". #evil #suggestive?
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[GOING OUT FOR A BIT TO LOOK AT THE #ARGO $HIP$ #WOW #IT$BREEZY]
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for... ah?? All of Chittr? That is difficult to deliver, but I shall do my best! Your message is as follows: “if you think no one wants you, THINK AGAIN! i want you. jerking it crazy style to you specifically.” GOODNESS! I suppose we are all very wanted right now! If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes #NSFW ♧♢♤♡
⧃ I seem to have waited until the last possible moment to do this, but I have been at work and otherwise talking to him privately. While the event may be just about to be over (in my time, anyway) I would still like to acknowledge my matesprit @controversialMilk on this #matespritmonday. Getting to this point with him was a difficult process (for him, that is. I am a tough nut to crack.) but there is no one else who can make me smile as he does, and no one else I could ever so easily say that I love. He has introduced me to more in this world than my ten sweeps in the corporate world ever did and if it weren't for him I am sure I would be sitting miserably at my desk without a damn thing to think about but work. I'd like to thank him for everything he has done for me, and seeing as everyone else gets to make sappy public posts about theirs, I wanted to make one as well. Sue me.
~SairO~u Bjunki~
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....fuck......🥺....... ....·k t· be clear my bl··d is a hard limit but.... g·d...... ch·ke me t· the edge ·f c·nsci·usness...... and prepare t· feel all that terr·r pumped straight int· y·ur pusher.....
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.......i need t· get pailed s· hard and s· r·ughly i genuinely fear f·r my life ............and then turn that fear back ·n the d·m and feel them squirm under me......
....i need t· get used like a fucking fleshlight tbh......
ohhh dats so true ty