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Shared a lovely dinner tolight with @veritysGleam, wherein she introduced me to the delicacy that is seadweller cuisine~! And as is seadweller tradition, she gave it to me raw~! I admit, I had some trepidation about the affair, at first~. Especially given my recent run-in with some undercooked cluckbeast breast~. Isn't this how one contracts a disease like Troll Sysiphus~? But she calmly held my frond, ass~ured me that it was safe, and gently guided it in for me~. And my faith was rewarded~! It was like nothing I had experienced before~. The texture was a little slimy, but I quite enjoyed the feeling~...Read more
Rejoice, my lovely followers~! I return from my heroic journey of adventure, glory, and baabeast gyros~! I must give a special thanks to @caligulasAquarium, for sponsoring my quest, in exchange for using my bo~dy as he sees fit~. I wouldn't trust just any prince to guide my blade, but this lad is a seasoned escort~! We forged a true warrior's bond, in our time exploring every deep trench and dripping crevice of Troll Greece together~! He taught me a lot about life, love, war, philosophy, and sou~vlaki~! Though we may have started this journey as polite acquaintances, we left it~.~.~. as the best of friend...Read more
@caligulasAquarium ordered a "Blue Lagoon" from a floating bar and this is what he got~. I swear, blues keep getting greener every sweep~! Ha~ha~! Must be the times~.~.~. #GoremandBlogging #Manserving #Greenwashing #StillGuzzledItThough #Substance https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/37fc403843da~.png
Another night, another breakfast paid for by my seadwelling sponsor, in exchange for using my blade and body as he sees fit~. What can I say~? A chap has his vices, and mine is a fresh slice of tiropita~. #Food #Foodie #GladiatorForHire #GoremandBlogging #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52be567c782d~.png
My lad @caligulasAquarium treated me to dinner tolight, and good glory~~~ my flavor kernels have been revolutionized~! Never before have I experienced such a thick and juicy tentacle as this~! It was so fresh I swear I could feel it writhing inside me~! I was coming back for seconds~. And thirds~~~. #Juicy #Writhing #Squiggling #Calamari #Food #Foodie #GoremandBlogging #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/c45f003b6da0~.png
Don't talk to me until I've had my frappe and bougatsa~. #Food Foodie #GoremandBlogging https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/fb94c431960c~.png
Treating myslff tonguht~! Ohhhh yes I needed thid~. Chitting with my pslmhusk in one frond snd my meat in thw orher~! #MyMeat #Food #Foodie #GoremandBlogging #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/ed8be2553781~.png