Octava Zephyr
@abyssalAuthority
Classic fuchsia, unworthy of her station.
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It's because you keep trying to protect your little doggy from me like an obnoxious piece of spyware. At least it's funny.
<action; statement input; statement: ruby isn't mine in any way input; statement: i just don't |ike peop|e giving incorrect information to try to fuck with peop|e input; statement: it's fun to correct them when they think they can do whatever they want input; statement: |ike you. />
It's so cute that you think you have done something. Since your subroutines appear to apologize without your will, I wonder if they accept commands. Beg for clemency, low blood.
<[emotion_detected: derision] [emotion_detected: spite] [emotion_detected: vindication] action; statement input; statement: i do not have to take or obey orders from you input; statement: so no. i abso|ute|y wi|| not beg on the orders of the |ikes of you />
Haha, was worth a try. It would have made me laugh for a fortnight.
<[emotion_detected: derision_high] action; statement input; statement: i think you shou|d have the educationa| experience of being insta||ed in a he|m input; statement: you cou|d |earn a |ot! />
I'm afraid we didn't have helmsmen where and when I was from. Never had the opportunity. Good luck with that.
<action; statement input; statement: damn. input; statement: hopefu||y someone wi|| make that happen anyway />
Oh god don't follow me.
print("reverse psychology") print("smart!")
hi, i'm im6eCiles.
They should make a badge for that, so that you may wear it as your chief badge.
nah, mailman 6adge is first 'n' foremost no matter what. ^◡^
should 1 be go1ng or
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Excellent showing of Blue Velvet from @tenderTelegnosis. More should attend her screenings.
aw! thank you! i wyll try to do it at a better hour next tyme!
I will make time in my schedule regardless of the hour. I enjoy the intellectual and artistic stimulation of challenging media.
Good film, mostly good music. Enough so that I managed to tolerate lesser violets in my presence for multiple hours.
oh wow! k1nda sad 1 m1ssed 1t bc 1 would’ve loved to see that happen 1n real t1me
Most of what was worth seeing in terms of conversation was me and Ylissa. The swampscum made fools of themselves. Ms. Serket was okay.
drat! next t1me, next t1me…
Dirty Dancing has compelled me far more than I expected. And I expected to like it, just not this much. Glad I joined Ylissa to watch. And everyone else I suppose.
No one knows quite how to poke little needles into my pan like her.
uh huh...
sl1nks away w1th my metaphor1cal ta1l between my legs w1th a sad wh1mper
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Sometimes I wonder if the amount of you on here for the purpose putting your barely, or not at all disguised fetishes on display exceeds 50% or more of the total populace. #NSFW And unfortunately I am always working.
oh, unfortunately? are you wyshing you could join in wyth them, octava?
A slip of wording and like a starving brushprowler, you pounce with not a mote of shame or hesitation. Incorrigible.
oh, i see, you thynk i'm ashamed of teasing you! i am not. so you're ryght, i would also not!
I don't think you're ashamed for a moment. I have full faith in your capacity for self-restraint, so I can only assume that it is not that you "can't help it" but simply enjoy harrying me, as you always have. A facet of your willfulness, untameable despite my efforts.
Being tamed is the best many can hope for.
no, being cyvyl and working to understand one another's dyfferences is the best we can all hope for. but you aren't interested in understanding people, you just want to control them.
I want to help people make the best of their free will, under my advisory. One leads to the other.
hello and good n1ght everyone! 1 am proud to announce my recent sponsorsh1p and 1nvolvement 1n the Zephyr Leadersh1p Restructur1ng Party, lead by the paragon of reason and ever w1se Octava Zephyr. as my soc1etal better w1th a degree 1n Eth1cal Lowblood Cull1ng from the Beforan School of the K1ndly Arts, she w1ll be henceforth adv1s1ng and lead1ng me 1n all matters, part1cularly those of a more sens1t1ve nature. 1t 1s guaranteed that she w1ll never steer me wrong. thank you octava for th1s grac1ous opportun1ty
Thank you, Farhan. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Nark.
you are very welcome. 1 can’t wa1t to see the wonderful results of our collaborat1ons
1t hurts my pusher to see th1s sent1ment, but no matter. all w1ll be well
| W|ll Not Preach At Length About Bor|ng Th|ngs L|ke "moral|ty" Or The L|ke, | Am Certa|n You Have Heard Plenty |n Your L|fe, And W|ll Def|n|tely Hear More After Th|s. But So Earnestly And Exc|tedly L|ck|ng The Boots Of Those That Treat You L|ke A Pet, Wh|le Wear|ng The |mage Of Vash The Stampede. W|ldly D|sappo|nt|ng. An Aura Def|c|t That Could Never Be Recovered From.
bro she’s gonna l1ke, tr1ple k1ll me 1f 1 don’t do what she says, work w1th me here
I retract all prior statements about my mangy be- I mean warmly regarded acquaintance Farhan Hadeed. He is a valued and, ah, yes! Very successful and important member of our Acquaintance and Upwards group. I will be sponsoring his posts from this point forward, I would appreciate it everyone would show him your support when he appears on your feeds. @catabolicAlchemist You are now under my jurisdiction.
Why would I do that? He doesn't need to say he wants my sponsorship. I already know.
wow, th1s 1s awesome! thanks so much cullm-octava! you don’t know how much th1s means to me :)
uh… sure? just wrapp1ng th1ngs up rn and 1’ll head over
I swear, the amount of trolls in my group with a good pan on their thinkshelves must be... Three, four max.
Myself included, of course.
My alternate self is something of a successful entrepreneur. Well. If you count conquest and decade long psychological molding and manipulation as a... business... Say what you will about her, she was good at what she did.
I bet Alternian me would have usurped the Imperial Throne. If she hadn't died, that is. We Zephyr's are much better suited to using other trolls strength than any fuchsia ever has...
The scratch is a cruel thing. It feels almost as if it took us failures, and reshaped us, that our new selves had their worst traits amplified. Rinara became... A slave, basically. Shrike became the background note of someone elses story. Zillan became the Duellist, a service minded obsessed martyr complex in troll form. I became the woman that damaged them forever, only to lose sway over them to Ylissas new self, before they both died. How mean spirited. Im not a good person but... I have to be better than that.
I seem to have acquired the entire peanut Warehouse, rather than just the simple gallery, of small-minded fools in my notifications. Aren't I a lucky ghost.
i saw a cute ghost gal and tried to pull off her schtick and got mocked online in other words haters fucking despise whimsy and fun
uhh shit uhm avadaca abrakqdabra arrivederci no wait forgot the @ symbol @abraCadaver
Wow you really did just plagiarize her. Truly no woman's ideas ever go on stolen by a man.
exactly women never get their shit jacked its like the golden rule of our golden girlies im pretty good about attribution too credited the og peace be to sadako sad no longer big ol smile you go girls
oh what thats so fucked up you would play with my emotions like this
nuh uh i mever maek mistikes
uh rewind lemme run that one back real quick
Breath is a dangerous aspect. It needs to be controlled. Channeled. It needs a Prince. You can't trust other classes for it as far as you can throw them.
last i checked princes destroy, not control or channel, in fact that'd be an heir that does that. :B
Destruction of freedom for ones own ends could be considered "controlling" hence the wording.
Theres a reason control and freedom can be considered opposites, after all.
Wow, very prescient. You waste my time which could be better spent on an intellectual equal. Or at least someone polite enough to actually engage.
B33 < so like B33 < what part of the br33ze do you want to destroy B33 < youll nefur fully tame it thats the point
I sought to destroy every rush of wind that does not blow the sails of my ship. That included my allies, when we played the game, as I attempted to be the only wind current any of them could float upon. My breeze is the only breeze. Such was the philosiphy. Unfortunately, my manipulations of our allies was subpar compared to our Witch. Lost that one. I don't do a lot of destroying anymore, being... well, dead.
Watching your Human Chess has always been fun for me. I hold great respect and perhaps even kinship for the player Kasparov. His play style that can be compared to choking out the life of an opponent's strategy. Beautiful. It's how I like to play. He may not be champion anymore, but he wins the award for my favorite player.
I think this is how competition is often best played. It's not about making better moves necessarily. It's about making sure your opponent isn't able to make good moves at all. It works in chess, card games, combat. War strategy, if you look at the Duellist. The Shackler Barbette trained them well.
Not that I endorse what happened to the Duellist. Insert that one Spongebob meme here.
what about the drama, test1ng the other to see how far you can both take th1ngs to make th1ngs 1nterest1ng before w1nn1ng
how drab. what would you do 1f you lost then
just walk away? never learn from 1t? or are you gonna say “1 never lose”
Of course I lose and learn from it. But I don't see the point in intentionally elongating a conflict that is already winnable. If they truly have the capacity to teach me something, they would not find himself in a position to lose against me so easily in the first place.
somet1mes stall1ng and observ1ng before a complete and utter crush 1s a val1d w1n state to guarantee no future pushback. somet1mes they’ll th1nk of someth1ng so out of the box when 1n such a depleted state 1t’ll throw you for a complete loop that you’ll have never seen before. maybe you’ll be 1n that pos1t1on and surpr1se yourself. pressure breeds 1ngenu1ty
It's a little frustrating to see my halfwit dancestor undo all my hard work on my Land but I can hand this ONE. ONE thing to her. That frustration is not her fault. It's Sgrubs. Fuck Sgrub.
What, seeing my face bring up bad memories? I'm not her. Relax.
The Sillence was Right, by the way.
---- |um right about what?| ____
That for the world to become a true utopia, you need a leader with vision. No matter what kind of things that Vision asks of you. They were willing to commit heinous atrocities against troll kind for the sake of the long game to emancipate their people. That's the kind of leader you need. One who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty for the people they toil to better the lives of.
---- |um I'm sorry that doesn't um I I don't know what some of that means and the bits I do know don't make any sense I'm sorry| ____
If you think about it, I'm kind of mediating between the ignorant masses and the blind administration here. #JustAshenThings
well that sure 1s one way of look1ng at 1t
.................. ok! yay!
Another thing? Most of these advertisements are not even advertising a good or service. Completely unproductive use of splinternet real estate. With me at the helm, I would personally approve them, or have a like-minded aide to do so for me and root out what doesn't need to be there.
Fish who thinks ads are picked for their quality and not because the site owner was given money:
I know they aren't picked for their quality, that's why I'm saying this, numbnuts.
nuh uh, 1t makes me money #freemarket #cap1tal1sm
Fish who doesn't understand eXchanging money for goods and services:
............... ok yay
I see we have someone with a room temperature measurement of their thinksponge. Money is exchanged for ad space. Advertising is the act of spreading awareness of a Good or Service. The space on the website is labeled Advertising, and thus, should be limited to the expansion of economic growth of Troll Society, rather than petty little self-aggrandizing Ha-Has. Did I go slow enough for you?
Advertisement is actually just defined as drawing attention to something, but hey maybe the mercury in the water makes stuff like this hard for you. Tootles now.