Octava Zephyr
@abyssalAuthority
If you were my bottom would you be able to get off on me calling you a good dolp)(in? I'm seaing w)(et)(er or naut i can make oceanic terms sexy! e)(e! 38)
it w0uld be a challenging wank but i think i c0uld d0 it. d0 i need t0 act d0lphin-y?
O)(! I )(avent t)(oug)(t about t)(at, w)(ale I guess you could! )-(mm, t)(ere reelly arent any good perip)(erals for it t)(e same wae t)(ere are for puppies...
yeah, i'm quickly realizing i d0n't kn0w shit ab0ut d0lphins. maybe when i nut i can say s0mething ab0ut it c0ming 0ut 0f my bl0wh0le...? n0, wait, that's just gr0ss. #nsfw
This might be the worst thing I have read all week. Congratulations.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h my. ttw0 0f my crew memberz were dating. tthiz haz been f0und 0ut becauze tthey have br0ken up quite |0ud|y. [END MESSAGE]
Tsk tsk. Workplace romance? Generally a bad idea. Unless of course you are the one in charge, or one of her key appointees. Then, workplace romance can be networking, so long as you don't get attached.
Classic fuchsia, unworthy of her station.
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It's because you keep trying to protect your little doggy from me like an obnoxious piece of spyware. At least it's funny.
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It's so cute that you think you have done something. Since your subroutines appear to apologize without your will, I wonder if they accept commands. Beg for clemency, low blood.
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Haha, was worth a try. It would have made me laugh for a fortnight.
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I'm afraid we didn't have helmsmen where and when I was from. Never had the opportunity. Good luck with that.
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38/ Okay. I )(ave a confession. I miss being t)(e full-time -Empress. NAUT t)(e executions!!! Not t)(e absolute power! Not )(aving every )(ig)(blood in t)(e -Empire smiling at me like I was t)(eir next meal! I just miss being able to point at a problem and say "fix t)(at" and t)(en someone actually DID. Democracy is wonderful and important and I am going to bite t)(e next senator w)(o says t)(e words "we s)(ould form a subcommittee." Trying to work wit)( t)(e Pearliament is making me yank out my )(air!!!! #Violence
You were a fool to have ultimate authority in your prongs and to WILLFULLY open them and let it fall through. Disgusting.
38) Your eyes tell all, Octava! Can't run an -Empire if you're dead.
-Empress. 38o! You s)(oald learn to read before trying to advise me on )(ow to run multiple planets!
If you still call yourself that after all you have relinquished you are even more pathetic than you appear.
You don't know me atoll, or my seatuation! I am literally t)(e -Empress! I literally )(ave Imperial Power!
And yet you let the crayfish, the skittering termites govern themselves under "democracy." They don't know what's best for them.
And you do? Tell me o)( great wise spirit! Dispense your infinite wisdumb upon me!
Yes. I will not waste my wisdom on you. Because you annoy me, as every fuchsia I have ever met has.
wow!!! so many people )(ere, i cant wait to get a c)(ance to get to minnow all of you! 38)
what the fuck is a minnow.
is it a fish or a fuckin rock.
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I pity that you don't know that the wisdom of your betters are for your own good.
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Ha ha. Why dont you get back to your fortified computerized janitor duty.