Feferi Peixes
@cuttlefishCoddler
Naut everyfin is what it seams! Jane made me kill my ancestor. 38/
38D For reeference! I did naut play t)(e game! I don't know muc)( aboat it except for w)(at I was told by a w)(ole bunc)( of people w)(o all seamed V-ERY confident and V-ERY loud aboat it at t)(e same time, w)(ic)( is usually a sign t)(at somet)(ing is eit)(er extremely important or extremely stupid! Probably bot)(! Still, I figured I s)(ould make an account and swim aroaund a little. See w)(at everyfis)( is screaming aboat all t)(e time. So far I've learned t)(at )(alf of you are in )(ate spirals, t)(e ot)(er )(alf are making out in complicated geometric configurations, and some)(ow bot)( groups are posting t)(roug)( it. Single in all quads as any good )(eiress s)(ould be. Recent -Empress. Super exciting, all aroaund. I've been trying to broaden my )(orizons lately anyway! Diplomacy! Culture! Networking! Public relations! T)(reat assessment! Learning w)(ic)( trolls are secretly plotting and w)(ic)( trolls are just naturally Like T)(at! Also if anyfis)( )(as recommendations for music, sea creatures, recipes, cute outfits, or revolutions, I'm )(appy to )(ear t)(em out!
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < OF COURSE!?!? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < What an. Eheh. Honor. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And don't forget Y/C!!!! Which I guess is. Also ewe???? #Selfcest #Selfcest^2 #GygaaxXEveryone
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh, it's still up! Ewe can always read it again if yer still confused...thanks fer your readership though! Really means a lot!!!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i tthink. i have read tthiz a few ttimez n0w. i am n0t zure it iz c0rrect1y pr0cezzing. [END MESSAGE]
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh, I can do a condensed version, just fer ewe! 『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C, SHORT CONDENSED VERSION, MICRO, MICROFIC』 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < 12 words. [BEGIN MESSAGE] ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Pale stuff happens. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i KRYQUS do pale stuff too ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Y/C likes it. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ah. i zee. it waz dizbe1ief and n0t c0nfuzi0n. tthiz iz. n0ted. tthank y0u f0r y0ur eff0rt in c0ndenzing it f0r me. [END MESSAGE]
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < WAIT ARE YOU TWO NOT ON GOOD TERMS? I HAD A LEECHSTEPDAD FOR A WHILE. I SWEAR I CAN BE COOL 'BOUT THIS. IT'S NOT TOO LATE IS IT? I CAN UNTAG! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < JUST SAY THE WORD, KRYQUS!!! KRYQUS!!! KRYQUUUUUUS!!!!!!!
Ooh my goog he saw it. I will kill yoou.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ₕₒₜ?!????!? ᵀᴴᴬᵀ'ˢ ˢᴼ ᴴᴼᵀˀˀᵎˀˀᵎ ᵂᴴᴬᵀ ᵂᴵᴸᴸ ᴱᵂᴱ ᴰᴼ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴮᴼᴰʸˀ ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Who said that.
Ooh my fucking goog i can't doo anything with yoou peoople
Orfiners t)(ese days )(ave no pan at all!
t)(ey really dont. i )(avent seen you on t)(is corner of c)(ittr in a w)(ile.
i know )(ow it be.
I'm sorry. 38(
...what for, ma'am? o︵o
HuH?
D--> I don't believe you've done anything worth apologizing over.
i'm not sure what you've Done but i forgive you
Wow! I finally took t)(ree days off after t)(e w)(ole )(ig)(blood revolt situation and do you know w)(at )(appened? Nobody attempted a coup. Nobody poisoned a councilor. Nobody even dramatically c)(allenged me to sea-dweller combat at dinner. It turns out )(alf t)(e empire only seamed terrifying because everybody was running on twelve t)(ousand sweeps of in)(erited paranoia and sleep deprivation. We )(eld a reconciliation feast in t)(e capital trenc)( and several former revolutionaries ended up getting embarrassingly emotional over grilled sea dragon and c)(oir music. One purpleblood commander actually apologized to a jadeblood in public wit)(out exploding into flames afterward, so I t)(ink t)(at means we’re making progress! Well. Days/nig)(ts off! 38) I was talking to some -Eastern Alternian Lords and Ladies w)(o t)(oug)(t t)(ey may be able to slip out of my control! Looking into -Erifin's old doomsday device. Found t)(e scraps recently. I wonder...
W)(o gives you t)(e aut)(ority to clammand me? 38) You're, like, not even )(ere. Any version of you.
oh my cod you had him executed didnt you the poor tosser nevver stood a chance
Okay. I've been in t)(e trenc)(es t)(e last few lig)(ts! Literally! 38) Boat, turns out t)(at wasn't *MY* Ancestor. Just some flagrant version of )(er t)(at got sent my way. At least, I )(ope s)(e wasn't because s)(e was WAAAAAAAAY too easy to cull. Or maybe I'm just t)(at muc)( stronger from taking t)(e crown. 38)
D--> It could be both although I will say it was always a shame I never got to test my STRENGTH against yours on the meteor, I was e%tremely apprehensive about asking for an arm wrestling match on account of how damaging that would be to the social order and gential politics of our castes.
C)(it. W)(at does t)(is mean? [Picture of t)(e (Once Dead) Condesce taken candidly in Feferi's Coral Court.]
It means you might have a new and very confusing problem on your hands.
interestin.
D--> You should probably prepare for combat.
well, by tec)(nicality, s)(e died, so you dont automatically lose t)(e kindom. pray s)(e doesnt kill you, t)(oug)(.
i hate tw0 agree with eq but yeah. maybe one washed in fr0m another timeline? what did you d0 with yours'body?
38) T)(at was a fun visit! Woegot)(e wanted to make sure t)(at my Alternia reelly )(ad no game components! 38D Tested clean! 38/ T)(oug)(, somefin tells me t)(at s)(e didn't like some of my poliseas!
s)(oulda canned )(er ass.
yIPPEE!
38( Naut going to lie, I did try at first! 38o S)(e appeared in my Coral Court during an open floor discussion on my lusus programs! 38( All I managed to do was dent my fork! So I decided to play nice. S)(e's SUP-ER unnerving. )(umans aren't as cute as I t)(oug)(t t)(ey would be from t)(e Splinternet!
mmm. t)(at tells me )(ow strong you are.
at least youre )(onest about it.
Of coarse! Boat, I'm still t)(e biggest fis)( on my planet!!!!!!!! 38) Boat t)(ey knew t)(at already.
38) A )(uman is on Alternia! S)(e won't be long. )(er name is Woegot)(e! Isn't t)(at cute t)(at s)(e )(as a title?
38D O)( -EM S-EA! My Vizier is )(ere! Say )(i ebberyone! @royalVizier
0h buoy...
y0u have fun over there ff. c0mpletely unrelated random n0te from kn0wn haha funnytroll s0llux captor, d0 you happen tw0 be as big a fan of tr0ll disney's the little seadweller?
peixes are always the m0st varied bunch i swear. anyways i highly recommend it, 0r more imp0rtantly other related classics like say. tr0lladin.
see y0u already have go0d taste. give it a try. important tw0 take breaks and not... underwater burn0ut? brine out?
38) I )(ave been asked w)(at my pawliseas would be! I’m s)(ore you )(ave, and I’m more t)(an )(appy to cast t)(is net wide! 1. No more )(emospectrum! It's just gone! 38) -Except, of course, my position as -Empress. All of t)(e ot)(er )(eiresses were culled before my ascension. T)(ere is no alternative aut)(ority! -Eridan's recent uprising )(as ensured t)(is was necessary! 2. Imperial Culling )(as been dismantled over t)(e past few weeks! T)(ere is no need for population control! Random executions, failure-based culling, state-sanctioned slaug)(ter quotas, t)(res)(ecutioner regiments, all gone! -Equius Za)()(ak )(as been tasked wit)( altering all imperial drones as penance for )(is role in t)(e Great Flood! 3. An all new justice system! I )(ave delegated a new court of justices in replacement of t)(e old legislacerator )(ierarc)(y. )(elmed by t)(e Scourge )(erself, Terezi Pyrope! 4. Orp)(aning is no longer necessary. We are going to engage in carbon neutral lusus replacement programs to ensure t)(at Gl'bgolyb never goes )(ungry and grubs never go wit)(out care! 5. I )(ave put an end to t)(e decentralized military powers all across t)(e planet. -Eac)( leader was interviewed one by one by me. 38) It's w)(y I've been so busy. T)(ey were ordered to eit)(er submit, or, join t)(e Imperial Military. 6. Brood System Over)(auls! More regional caverns, artificial incubation, and we are looking into ways to adjust our reproductive system and reliance on mot)(ergrubs. 7. No more fear-based )(ierarc)(y climbing! I s)(oaldn't )(ave to tell you t)(is, boat you s)(ould be on your own merits of value, not your vague ability to intimid8! 8. My Coral Court now consists of a troll from eac)( caste! Including Karkat Vantas, w)(ose mutant status is no longer criminalized! 38) )(owebba., Don't t)(ink I've lost my fangs. I've culled many to ac)(ieve t)(ese social programs. Naut everyone bent t)(eir knee. -Even -Erifin is in prison still. )(e'll probubbly stay t)(ere until I forgive )(im! Subjuggulators are t)(e biggest t)(reat, given t)(is goes against our treaty wit)( t)(em t)(roug)( t)(e old -Empress. Boat. I don't care. T)(ey are relics and monsters. 38) Let t)(e tide take t)(em! #violence #CoralCourt #)(ig)(TidePolicy #NoMoreCulling #DeScaled-Empire #CurrentOfJustice #Anc)(orT)(eT)(rone #ReeledIn #FullSailForward #OceanwideOrder #NoMoreSmallFry #Sc)(oolNotSlaug)(ter #TideTurned #BalancedWaters #Imperial)(arbor #C)(artT)(eDept)(s #AllCastesAllCurrents #NoMoreC)(um #-EmpressFlow #SeaC)(ange
h0ly tags ff. interesting though. regi0nal bro0ding caves in particular.
I don't want our empire to suffer because some angry psionic decides to firebomb our caverns!
yeah that was kind 0f the whole p0int. big fuck off killswitch. which is why its interesting what may change f0r not having it. weird times f0r jades.
wOW, iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DOING A WHOLE LOT, oF GOOD WORK OVER THERE,
iT IS INTERESTING TO HEAR, wHAT ALL OF US ARE DOING, oVER THERE, lIKE,,, iS OTHER ME HELPING WITH THE LUSII THING?
Yes! My Tavros is! Tavros is mainly working currently on tracking grubless lusii migration patterns 38). Once t)(at's done, we'll begin setting up routing to ensure t)(ey can safely coexist AND be pulled from for our own population's needs!
nEAT! iT WOULD'VE BEEN COOL TO GET TO DO THAT, oN MY aLTERNIA BUT i AM GLAD, oNE VERSION OF ME AT LEAST, gETS TO DO SO, i THINK TAKING CARE OF THE BEASTS IS VERY IMPORTANT,
38( I wis)( you could visit! 38) My Tavros would be so surprised! 38D
I salmonly rise to reign in my coral court, a queenfis)( among guppies. All of by Subjects are kept in current )(armony. No longer will Alternia flounder under rules of yoar. Let lesser rulers carp in t)(eir leaking )(ulls. I comand t)(e unbreaking tide of my people! -Eit)(er find your place in my sc)(ool, or get swept in our undertow!
B33 < fefurry thats a conchcerning nyanifesto B33 < but ig thats just empurress speak fur dont fuck with me
((throws myself into the sea
B33 < no i think somenyan hit me ofur the head with a large rock
this sh0ald be fun.
38) I'm s)(orey for naut being active t)(e last few days! It's real busea )(ere. Boat I )(ave a couple )(ours respite! 38D My new Advisor Insidi Ouslee, a trustwort)(y ceruleanblood, )(as decided to take up muc)( of my delegation duties!
Do me a quick favor and watch the Earth movie Aladdin (1992)
((FUNNIEST post today imo
38) I'd rat)(er naut spend my freetime watc)(ing t)(at movie. I'm currently watc)(ing Treasure Planet!
WHY NOT BOTH. #ALWAYSBECASTRATING #EMPRESSMINDSET #BOSSBITCH #NSFW
It's all fucking ogre.
>trustwworthy >ceruleanblood pick one your majesty
T)(at kind of )(emism isn't permitted in my Royeel Court! 38) I'll )(ave to fine you one caegar!
damn it alright into the jar it goes
Tanks! It will go to our upcoming trip to Ba)(zeil Isle! 38) Taking all of t)(e Royeel Staffers.
Ocray ebberyone. Let's naut get too )(asty! )(e)(e)(e)(e. 38) I would nebber ebber forebber nebber cull -Erifin! -Efin if )(e does suck mollusks out t)(e back!
aw dangit.
38) Gos)(! Being -Empress is a lot more paperwork t)(an anyone warned me about. -Everyfin keeps arriving in giant dripping stacks and apparently I can’t just stamp “make it nicer” on all of it and call it a day. Still! We’ve started expanding relief s)(ipments to some of t)(e deeper sea colonies, and I’m trying to pus)( t)(roug)( reforms on drone treatment before t)(e older nobles c)(ew t)(eir own fins off about it. Also, w)(oever released six bioluminescent eels into t)(e jadeblood senate pool? I’m not even mad. T)(ey looked beautiful.
The paperwork always proves to be the most teeth-grinding part of the entire position.
Even if it is painful, it is what is demanded of us in each of our respective versions of our society. The paperwork not the culling but you probably already knew I was referring to that anyways.
38/ Royeel advisors say my quads s)(oald be open. Boat t)(at's like. A terribubble idea!
D-->I agree. Quads, like all muscles, should remain enclosed domes of lacing tissue and cartilage. I cannot imagine why they would be so daring as to suggest e%sangunaiting yourself like that. #violence
D-->That makes more sense although their level of disrespect has increased if anything.
i kn0w its probably f0r political expediency but its funnier tw0 think thats how shitty politicians sho0t their shot
38/ Bulget)(ing makes me a bit sad! 38) C)(eer your empress up!
...bul6ethin'?
:33 < meow!!
oh, ri6ht! apolo6ies, ma'am, i totally spaCed that uh... that person.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b29320eca219cd61495cdc57e4d0e828/e272b9c07394b6ff-51/s1280x1920/07ba3f45915c8c0946e1bb26c31b8e705e8a338e.jpg f0r you.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/452f22d91ddead99e6c328fffc3f3bda/0ff91651cb0d0b79-f1/s1280x1920/21fa632af998e9e634d70258eb6e36302383ce4e.jpg y0u should get a c0mically large fish hat.
0n cod? f0r eel? no squiddin?
I s)(ould reward your insolence wit)( coddles a t)(ousand fold!
D-->Not the coddles. I am perspiraring at the very thought.
S)(ello C)(ittr!!!!!!!!
ahHello. <-O.<-<<
hellooooo empferi! fefempress? fefemperi!
38D If any of you virus ridden freaks come to Alternia, I'll cull you!
Sorry i meant 3>8(
it's imp0rtant two be enthusiastic ab0ut culling
some may think this to be harsh but this is literally wwhat cullin is for
Buoynook t)(is Gillbulge t)(at. W)(at about fronds? #nsfw