Feferi Peixes
@cuttlefishCoddler
Naut everyfin is what it seams! Jane made me kill my ancestor. 38/
Orfiners t)(ese days )(ave no pan at all!
t)(ey really dont. i )(avent seen you on t)(is corner of c)(ittr in a w)(ile.
I'm sorry. 38(
D--> I don't believe you've done anything worth apologizing over.
Wow! I finally took t)(ree days off after t)(e w)(ole )(ig)(blood revolt situation and do you know w)(at )(appened? Nobody attempted a coup. Nobody poisoned a councilor. Nobody even dramatically c)(allenged me to sea-dweller combat at dinner. It turns out )(alf t)(e empire only seamed terrifying because everybody was running on twelve t)(ousand sweeps of in)(erited paranoia and sleep deprivation. We )(eld a reconciliation feast in t)(e capital trenc)( and several former revolutionaries ended up getting embarrassingly emotional over grilled sea dragon and c)(oir music. One purpleblood commander actually apologized to a jadeblood in public wit)(out exploding into flames afterward, so I t)(ink t)(at means we’re making progress! Well. Days/nig)(ts off! 38) I was talking to some -Eastern Alternian Lords and Ladies w)(o t)(oug)(t t)(ey may be able to slip out of my control! Looking into -Erifin's old doomsday device. Found t)(e scraps recently. I wonder...
W)(o gives you t)(e aut)(ority to clammand me? 38) You're, like, not even )(ere. Any version of you.
oh my cod you had him executed didnt you the poor tosser nevver stood a chance
Okay. I've been in t)(e trenc)(es t)(e last few lig)(ts! Literally! 38) Boat, turns out t)(at wasn't *MY* Ancestor. Just some flagrant version of )(er t)(at got sent my way. At least, I )(ope s)(e wasn't because s)(e was WAAAAAAAAY too easy to cull. Or maybe I'm just t)(at muc)( stronger from taking t)(e crown. 38)
D--> It could be both although I will say it was always a shame I never got to test my STRENGTH against yours on the meteor, I was e%tremely apprehensive about asking for an arm wrestling match on account of how damaging that would be to the social order and gential politics of our castes.
C)(it. W)(at does t)(is mean? [Picture of t)(e (Once Dead) Condesce taken candidly in Feferi's Coral Court.]
It means you might have a new and very confusing problem on your hands.
well, by tec)(nicality, s)(e died, so you dont automatically lose t)(e kindom. pray s)(e doesnt kill you, t)(oug)(.
i hate tw0 agree with eq but yeah. maybe one washed in fr0m another timeline? what did you d0 with yours'body?
38) T)(at was a fun visit! Woegot)(e wanted to make sure t)(at my Alternia reelly )(ad no game components! 38D Tested clean! 38/ T)(oug)(, somefin tells me t)(at s)(e didn't like some of my poliseas!
38( Naut going to lie, I did try at first! 38o S)(e appeared in my Coral Court during an open floor discussion on my lusus programs! 38( All I managed to do was dent my fork! So I decided to play nice. S)(e's SUP-ER unnerving. )(umans aren't as cute as I t)(oug)(t t)(ey would be from t)(e Splinternet!
Of coarse! Boat, I'm still t)(e biggest fis)( on my planet!!!!!!!! 38) Boat t)(ey knew t)(at already.
38) A )(uman is on Alternia! S)(e won't be long. )(er name is Woegot)(e! Isn't t)(at cute t)(at s)(e )(as a title?
38D O)( -EM S-EA! My Vizier is )(ere! Say )(i ebberyone! @royalVizier
y0u have fun over there ff. c0mpletely unrelated random n0te from kn0wn haha funnytroll s0llux captor, d0 you happen tw0 be as big a fan of tr0ll disney's the little seadweller?
peixes are always the m0st varied bunch i swear. anyways i highly recommend it, 0r more imp0rtantly other related classics like say. tr0lladin.
see y0u already have go0d taste. give it a try. important tw0 take breaks and not... underwater burn0ut? brine out?
38) I )(ave been asked w)(at my pawliseas would be! I’m s)(ore you )(ave, and I’m more t)(an )(appy to cast t)(is net wide! 1. No more )(emospectrum! It's just gone! 38) -Except, of course, my position as -Empress. All of t)(e ot)(er )(eiresses were culled before my ascension. T)(ere is no alternative aut)(ority! -Eridan's recent uprising )(as ensured t)(is was necessary! 2. Imperial Culling )(as been dismantled over t)(e past few weeks! T)(ere is no need for population control! Random executions, failure-based culling, state-sanctioned slaug)(ter quotas, t)(res)(ecutioner regiments, all gone! -Equius Za)()(ak )(as been tasked wit)( altering all imperial drones as penance for )(is role in t)(e Great Flood! 3. An all new justice system! I )(ave delegated a new court of justices in replacement of t)(e old legislacerator )(ierarc)(y. )(elmed by t)(e Scourge )(erself, Terezi Pyrope! 4. Orp)(aning is no longer necessary. We are going to engage in carbon neutral lusus replacement programs to ensure t)(at Gl'bgolyb never goes )(ungry and grubs never go wit)(out care! 5. I )(ave put an end to t)(e decentralized military powers all across t)(e planet. -Eac)( leader was interviewed one by one by me. 38) It's w)(y I've been so busy. T)(ey were ordered to eit)(er submit, or, join t)(e Imperial Military. 6. Brood System Over)(auls! More regional caverns, artificial incubation, and we are looking into ways to adjust our reproductive system and reliance on mot)(ergrubs. 7. No more fear-based )(ierarc)(y climbing! I s)(oaldn't )(ave to tell you t)(is, boat you s)(ould be on your own merits of value, not your vague ability to intimid8! 8. My Coral Court now consists of a troll from eac)( caste! Including Karkat Vantas, w)(ose mutant status is no longer criminalized! 38) )(owebba., Don't t)(ink I've lost my fangs. I've culled many to ac)(ieve t)(ese social programs. Naut everyone bent t)(eir knee. -Even -Erifin is in prison still. )(e'll probubbly stay t)(ere until I forgive )(im! Subjuggulators are t)(e biggest t)(reat, given t)(is goes against our treaty wit)( t)(em t)(roug)( t)(e old -Empress. Boat. I don't care. T)(ey are relics and monsters. 38) Let t)(e tide take t)(em! #violence #CoralCourt #)(ig)(TidePolicy #NoMoreCulling #DeScaled-Empire #CurrentOfJustice #Anc)(orT)(eT)(rone #ReeledIn #FullSailForward #OceanwideOrder #NoMoreSmallFry #Sc)(oolNotSlaug)(ter #TideTurned #BalancedWaters #Imperial)(arbor #C)(artT)(eDept)(s #AllCastesAllCurrents #NoMoreC)(um #-EmpressFlow #SeaC)(ange
h0ly tags ff. interesting though. regi0nal bro0ding caves in particular.
I don't want our empire to suffer because some angry psionic decides to firebomb our caverns!
yeah that was kind 0f the whole p0int. big fuck off killswitch. which is why its interesting what may change f0r not having it. weird times f0r jades.
wOW, iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DOING A WHOLE LOT, oF GOOD WORK OVER THERE,
iT IS INTERESTING TO HEAR, wHAT ALL OF US ARE DOING, oVER THERE, lIKE,,, iS OTHER ME HELPING WITH THE LUSII THING?
Yes! My Tavros is! Tavros is mainly working currently on tracking grubless lusii migration patterns 38). Once t)(at's done, we'll begin setting up routing to ensure t)(ey can safely coexist AND be pulled from for our own population's needs!
nEAT! iT WOULD'VE BEEN COOL TO GET TO DO THAT, oN MY aLTERNIA BUT i AM GLAD, oNE VERSION OF ME AT LEAST, gETS TO DO SO, i THINK TAKING CARE OF THE BEASTS IS VERY IMPORTANT,
38( I wis)( you could visit! 38) My Tavros would be so surprised! 38D
I salmonly rise to reign in my coral court, a queenfis)( among guppies. All of by Subjects are kept in current )(armony. No longer will Alternia flounder under rules of yoar. Let lesser rulers carp in t)(eir leaking )(ulls. I comand t)(e unbreaking tide of my people! -Eit)(er find your place in my sc)(ool, or get swept in our undertow!
B33 < fefurry thats a conchcerning nyanifesto B33 < but ig thats just empurress speak fur dont fuck with me
38) I'm s)(orey for naut being active t)(e last few days! It's real busea )(ere. Boat I )(ave a couple )(ours respite! 38D My new Advisor Insidi Ouslee, a trustwort)(y ceruleanblood, )(as decided to take up muc)( of my delegation duties!
Do me a quick favor and watch the Earth movie Aladdin (1992)
38) I'd rat)(er naut spend my freetime watc)(ing t)(at movie. I'm currently watc)(ing Treasure Planet!
WHY NOT BOTH. #ALWAYSBECASTRATING #EMPRESSMINDSET #BOSSBITCH #NSFW
>trustwworthy >ceruleanblood pick one your majesty
T)(at kind of )(emism isn't permitted in my Royeel Court! 38) I'll )(ave to fine you one caegar!
Tanks! It will go to our upcoming trip to Ba)(zeil Isle! 38) Taking all of t)(e Royeel Staffers.
Ocray ebberyone. Let's naut get too )(asty! )(e)(e)(e)(e. 38) I would nebber ebber forebber nebber cull -Erifin! -Efin if )(e does suck mollusks out t)(e back!
38) Gos)(! Being -Empress is a lot more paperwork t)(an anyone warned me about. -Everyfin keeps arriving in giant dripping stacks and apparently I can’t just stamp “make it nicer” on all of it and call it a day. Still! We’ve started expanding relief s)(ipments to some of t)(e deeper sea colonies, and I’m trying to pus)( t)(roug)( reforms on drone treatment before t)(e older nobles c)(ew t)(eir own fins off about it. Also, w)(oever released six bioluminescent eels into t)(e jadeblood senate pool? I’m not even mad. T)(ey looked beautiful.
The paperwork always proves to be the most teeth-grinding part of the entire position.
Even if it is painful, it is what is demanded of us in each of our respective versions of our society. The paperwork not the culling but you probably already knew I was referring to that anyways.
38/ Royeel advisors say my quads s)(oald be open. Boat t)(at's like. A terribubble idea!
D-->I agree. Quads, like all muscles, should remain enclosed domes of lacing tissue and cartilage. I cannot imagine why they would be so daring as to suggest e%sangunaiting yourself like that. #violence
D-->That makes more sense although their level of disrespect has increased if anything.
i kn0w its probably f0r political expediency but its funnier tw0 think thats how shitty politicians sho0t their shot
38/ Bulget)(ing makes me a bit sad! 38) C)(eer your empress up!
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I s)(ould reward your insolence wit)( coddles a t)(ousand fold!
D-->Not the coddles. I am perspiraring at the very thought.
S)(ello C)(ittr!!!!!!!!
hellooooo empferi! fefempress? fefemperi!
38D If any of you virus ridden freaks come to Alternia, I'll cull you!
some may think this to be harsh but this is literally wwhat cullin is for
Buoynook t)(is Gillbulge t)(at. W)(at about fronds? #nsfw
Now t)(at I )(ave collected enoug)( information on t)(is... Sgrub from various sources, I am )(appy to declare t)(at you're all winners! T)(e point was fun! 38D