(Empress) Feferi Peixes
@cuttlefishCoddler
Naut everyfin is what it seams! Jane made me kill my ancestor. 38/
38/ Royeel advisors say my quads s)(oald be open. Boat t)(at's like. A terribubble idea!
D-->I agree. Quads, like all muscles, should remain enclosed domes of lacing tissue and cartilage. I cannot imagine why they would be so daring as to suggest e%sangunaiting yourself like that. #violence
D-->That makes more sense although their level of disrespect has increased if anything.
i kn0w its probably f0r political expediency but its funnier tw0 think thats how shitty politicians sho0t their shot
38/ Bulget)(ing makes me a bit sad! 38) C)(eer your empress up!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b29320eca219cd61495cdc57e4d0e828/e272b9c07394b6ff-51/s1280x1920/07ba3f45915c8c0946e1bb26c31b8e705e8a338e.jpg f0r you.
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I s)(ould reward your insolence wit)( coddles a t)(ousand fold!
D-->Not the coddles. I am perspiraring at the very thought.
S)(ello C)(ittr!!!!!!!!
hellooooo empferi! fefempress? fefemperi!
38D If any of you virus ridden freaks come to Alternia, I'll cull you!
some may think this to be harsh but this is literally wwhat cullin is for
Buoynook t)(is Gillbulge t)(at. W)(at about fronds? #nsfw
Now t)(at I )(ave collected enoug)( information on t)(is... Sgrub from various sources, I am )(appy to declare t)(at you're all winners! T)(e point was fun! 38D
38) Uprising demolis)(ed! -Erifin forfeit! 38D S)(oaldn't try to start s)(ip w)(ile you're in prison!!!!!!!
38) Big Cullab coming soon!
A reminder for non-seadwellers to read my glubpost about glubposting!
STOP PLANNING TO CULL -EAC)( OT)(-ER IN MY CLAMM-ENTS S-EACTION!
maybe dont make posts about howw evveryone shouldnt threaten others wwhich wwould cause a hubbub in general but empress knowws best just an advvice though
the hell am i supposed to do shoot em up myself shut the shitshoww dowwn wwith my owwn twwo hard wworkin prongs
Ocray -Ebberybubbly! Stop t)(reatening royals! 38/ -Even t)(e mean ones can be reefdeemed!
,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,, ,,,i would,,,highly,,,beg to differ,,, ,,,the va$t majority,,,of troll$,,,are the oppo$ite of $pecial,,, ,,,they are,,,perfectly,,,wholly,,, ,,,mediocre,,,
im busy wit)( my own mac)(inations. you want me, you give me a day to pencil you in.
38/ T)(e important part is t)(at you're spes)(oal too. It's just t)(at you're too wrapped up in s)(ellf )(atred to sea it!
idk, its pretty funny watching pe0ple realize how abs0lutely fucking ho0fbeastshit the skill gap is between even violet and true fuchsia is if they actually try s0mething.
38) I don't )(ave w)(atever t)(at is available to my -Empire and I never will!
38\ Ocray. Now t)(at -Erifin is kind of contained! )(ow is C)(ittr? I need a break.
S)(orey to -Erifins ebberyw)(ere! -Except t)(e one in my Imperial Prison! 38/ )(e t)(rew a rock at me w)(en I went to go sea )(im. Any advice?
D-->I believe you need to establish dominance by ripping up whatever amenities you have allowed them before giving them a 100k of disappointment. This usually works on scaring off Eridans that are irritating me at least.
D-->After checking the previous post you made, I would like to alter my suggestion, the 100k must not be filled with mere disappointment but active fury and a little bit of sadness. You must make sure to instill the level of damage he has caused and then allow him time to digest it before coming back to c001lect your metaphorical reward of a hopefully constructive conversation.
D-->Thank you for the compliment. You are quite intelligent yourself, I believe you will manage to maneuverer around this ine%plicable burst of to%icity and secure a prosperous future for our people as you have done across many other timelines.
Wow! U)(m. T)(at was a LOT. 38) Apparently t)(e --Erifin of my timeline )(as officially declared )(imself t)(e voice of “true )(ig)(blood masculinity” and )(as begun rallying purplebloods, violetbloods, assorted angry seadwellers, and at least t)(ree deeply divorced goldblood p)(ilosop)(ers into some kind of )(IG)(BLOOD R-EVOLT against t)(e t)(rone. W)(ic)( is )(onestly extremely embarrassing for everyone involved. From w)(at I understand, )(is movement mostly consists of furious speec)(es about degeneracy, women ruining civilization, lowblood contamination of culture, and )(ow t)(e empire )(as become “feminized” under my rule. W)(ic)( is V-ERY funny considering )(e spends )(alf )(is time writing t)(ousand-word manifestos about women in skintig)(t wetsuits. But besides t)(at! I guess I )(ave to formally declare )(im a rebel against t)(e empire now. So. By t)(e aut)(ority vested in me as )(er Imperial W)(atever-I'm-Calling-Myself-Today, I )(ereby condemn --Erifin and )(is weird little angry fis)( cult as enemies of t)(e crown. All military officers loyal to t)(e t)(rone are ordered to suppress t)(e uprising immediately. Preferably before )(e discovers podcasts. I do not know )(OW t)(is )(appened. I do not know W)(Y )(ig)(blood males keep turning t)(eir unresolved romantic failures into political extremism. And I -ESP-ECIALLY do not know w)(y so many of t)(em keep describing t)(emselves as “wolves” despite living underwater. But I WILL )(andle it. Some)(ow. Gos)(. 38(
MAY WE ALL BE SPARED THE INDIGNITY OF HAVING TO LOOK AT HIS UGLY PURPLE TEXT
I Recommend A Nuclear Strike On His Next Rally.
38/ Part of me wonders if )(im and every ot)(er -Erifin are gat)(ering en masse to try and guilt me into pitc)(ing wit)( )(im.
unless there's s0me truly wide timeline differences my idea of feminine m0stly involves wetsuits and ultravi0lence. so it really s0unds like a skill issue for them as ever.
38( My C)(itizens! Tell me, if you're on Alternia, w)(at you worst experience wit)( a )(ig)(blood is! 38/ -Erifin is saying t)(at )(ig)(bloods go easy on lowbloods! 38\ )(oping to get anecdotes to support t)(e already plentiful statistics of wanton cruelty! )(oping to appeel to )(is seanses!
uMM,,, wELL, yOU PROBABLY KNOW MINE, hUH,,?
38D W)(ale at least it didn't get worse???????? 38/ Boat yea)(. T)(at's pretty consistently bad from w)(at I know!
i try to not hold it against every vriska i come across! try being the operative word here
I only )(ave t)(e one in my life. W)(ale. Naut really in my life after w)(at s)(e did!
38) Tides are c)(anging! Several groups of noble )(ig)(bloods )(ave already bent t)(eir knees to me. As t)(ey s)(oald! 38/ -Erifin isn't taking it w)(ale. I )(ad to unblock )(im so )(e'd stop going t)(roug)( my advisors!
FIRST ROYAL D-ECR-E-E OF )(-ER IN-EVITABL-E COMMUNION, -EMPR-ESS F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES By t)(e aut)(ority of t)(e t)(rone and under t)(e endless gaze of Alternia’s sacred seas, I issue my first decree as -Empress. Let it be known across every )(ive, trenc)(, battles)(ip, and imperial corridor t)(at loyalty to t)(e crown is no longer to be measured solely t)(roug)( fear. Fear is easy. Any brute wit)( a weapon can inspire fear. I require devotion. From t)(is moment onward, all members of t)(e imperial court, military officials, and noble )(ouses seaking favor beneat)( t)(e t)(rone must present t)(emselves openly and swear personal allegiance before t)(e -Empress )(erself. No more )(idden knives be)(ind re)(earsed smiles. No more )(ollow obedience offered only out of survival. If you serve me, you will say so proudly. If you disobey me, you will fall in line. Furt)(ermore, t)(e needless execution of lowblood subjects for minor insolence, entertainment, or decorative punis)(ment is to be reduced under crown scrutiny. Cullings will remain a necessity of Alternian order, but wastefulness weakens t)(e empire. A living worker is often more useful t)(an a dead one staining palace tiles. Do not mistake mercy for softness. I did not ascend t)(is t)(rone by being weak. T)(e former -Empress rotted in silence w)(ile t)(e empire )(eld its breat)( around )(er sleeping corpse. I ended t)(at silence. I claimed t)(e future wit)( my own )(ands. Now Alternia belongs to a new tide. Serve well, and you may flouris)( beneat)( it. Resist, and t)(e sea will take you. 38D
38/ You can't s)(ock a culture into compliance. 38) Boat, you can alwaves make waves t)(at will rebound for generations! 38D Please continue supporting your -Empress! In an ideal Alternia, you and all of your lowblood ilk will be eating at t)(e same tables as violetbloods. -Equity over equality. Naut everyone needs t)(e same treatment! 38/ You can't )(andle a )(elmsman wit)( t)(e same bluntness as you could a Subjuggulator!
↗️THINGS ARE GOING TO BE TRENDING UPWARDS IN THE MARKETS.↗️ ↘️aw yus.↘️ ↗️WE ARE GOING TO BE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN HER IMPERIAL DECREE IS INSTALLED.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting my opportunities for abject devotion and also the future of markendeavors.↘️
VVery interestin stuff you got goin on. Anglin for inspiring fear in the highbloods? Or moby hope that they'll be able to get awway wwith their ship if they comply?
may evvery syllable you speak echo throughout eternity fef glory to her inevvitable communion
38) W)(y would I continue to isolate t)(e majority of my constituents over t)(e secret little )(ig)(blood clubs? Do you understand t)(at 43 out of 78 trolls are explicitly lowbloods? 23 out of 78 are midblood. T)(at leaves 12 out of 78 as )(ig)(blood wit)( a )(eavy leaning towards purple bloods!
No, I don't ink my tone came across properly. If anyfin I read this as an attempt to appeal to some of the fence-sittin highbloods. Curious on wwhy you used that strategy.
38D Trident assault! 3--E
38O Impressive! Blocked by minio-- Lowblood anti-personnel personnel! 3--E o+<
