Big update, everyone! T)(e cross-current mail project is going very well so far! We )(ave officially received 43 diplomatic letters, 12 t)(reats of war, 1 basket of very small pale crabs, and an unacceptable amount of unsolicited advice from alternate versions of people w)(o do not even live in my empire. To clarify: You may send letters. You may send cultural exc)(anges. You may send recipes, music, fas)(ion suggestions, sea creature facts, and polite warnings about timeline instability. You may not send proof t)(at my entire reign is doomed because your Feferi exploded, drowned, got stabbed, fused wit)( a sprite, married t)(e Grand )(ig)(blood, or went into business wit)( -Eridan. T)(at sounds like a you-current problem! Also, if you are a neig)(boring-timeline noble attempting to request asylum because your )(eiress found out about tax evasion, please stop calling it “political persecution.” It is not persecution if you did t)(e crimes. T)(e Coral Court will be appointing a new Intertidal Correspondence Office to sort t)(roug)( t)(is. Sollux is not allowed near it after t)(e printer started bleeding. -Equius is allowed near it only if )(e stops calling t)(e mail slot “structurally submissive.” -Everyt)(ing is fine! -Everyt)(ing is peaceful! T)(e future is open, t)(e tide is mine, and any timeline attempting to smuggle in anot)(er Condesce will be returned to sender wit)( claws. #CoralCourt #IntertidalMail #TimelineDiplomacy #NotDoomed #ReturnToSender #-EmpressFlow #PleaseStopMailingMe-Eridan
wOW, i AM GLAD THINGS ARE GOING, wHALE, oN YOUR END, eHEHEHE,