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@imperialisticFirebrand

An emperor, nothing more. Nothing less. Also, I like Gardening. DM's are open.

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I always found the simple frivolity of things ever fun to ponder about, like that of a pickle lighter. Most would say that they would prefer a lighter with a lady on it, but. really, I think the pickle lighter is more humourous. imagine if you will, you are wishing to light a friends cigarette with your linger, and as you do so, they just witness the pickle lighter, imagine how much of a conversation starter it might be.

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He turned himself into a pickle (lighter), Morty. It's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.

You knowv wvhat, yeah. I can see the vwision.

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As an owner of the Pickle Lighter, I can say it's definitely a conversation starter.

Exactly! you understand where I am coming from!

With how abundant our caste has become, I do wonder if such a thing as a meeting of various emperors or empresses, heirs and heiresses during an event could be possible. Though on why that would happen? Who knows.

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y𖤉u w𖤉uld ⟢ll kil e⟢ch 𖤉ther, hist𖤉ric⟢lly spe⟢king, big m⟢n

Sounds like that would quickly turn into a slaughterhouse.

Probably, but it is fun to imagine on how things would be if we were capable of restraining ourselves.

⟢int p𖤉ssible s𖤉rry t𖤉 be the 𖤉ne t𖤉 tell y⟢

bad things.

You Would All Start Beating The Shit Out Of Each In Less Than 10 Min And I’M Willing To Bet Caeger On That StateMent.

#nowlistening and #lyricposting The halls of the garden! Ah, so Dutifully abundant with the Tree of life, one that gives us our paint, Our fruits that course our veins, though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytt9gb3UnRk

Sometimes, I like to grab ahold of a pepper and just bite into it raw. Specifically Bell peppers! I like their spice and flavor, my favorite one having to be the orange or red bell peppers, their all so bright and its a nice change of color from the endless amount of fuchsia pink surrounding the palace.

Trying to maneuver through my garden feels like I am trying to navigate a minefield, I wouldn't want to accidentally trip over and end up breaking one of these potted plants.

The most lovely of my flowers I have cultivated and made blossom would have to be my nepeta's. The coloration they take, being this collection of.. lavender blue, violet blue and deep purple flowers, remind me of my purpleblood compatriots who had looked out for me during my younger days. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/657018863422275587/1499794558282629180/5120-5256-Nepeta-Blue-Prelude-01-BW-Ball-Colegrave_b4e383ad-9846-476b-8c0a-10dee80d5580.png?ex=69f61807&is=69f4c687&hm=07074337f62769bc1ea61e29984e36afc2e1f966d4c9a5c2677c365629d2a545& #gardening #nepeta's

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In the greened house, straight up planting it and by it? haha, well. well. lets just say. My Garden. Is this what the younger ones say when their talking about gardening?

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I suppose they could be saying that. The youth are always w little odd. :)

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

This is just about right, yeah

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𖠰Something like that.

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#FIGHTNIGHT was certainly a spectacle! the people there were quite lovely to speak and interact with,, that and the prime-time festivities that unfolded within that night made it all too unforgettable!

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@barackObama[BO]

I think as a society men need to wear less clothes.

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@slenderMan[SM]

i prefer my suit but an understandable statement nevertheless

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@barackObama[BO]

You can still wear your suit I think that adds to your appeal.

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ʇ)+|is is one of ʇ)+|e only opinions on C)+|iʇʇr.ing I will subcribe ʇo.

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yeah.

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I'm honored, thank you.

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D-->Canter say I harbor much affe%ion for more restrictive fashions

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

thank you troll8ama for always speaking the truth even when no one else will

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#fightnight is certainly fun to watch! the spectacle between seeing two warrior's duke it out in fisticuffs, the sight of blood-staining the arena floor itself as two figures in their physical prime give it everything in hopes of leaving absolutely nothing is truly a beautiful symphony. #violence #gore

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If fight night was cancelled, than it truly is a tragedy. I was so excited for what festivities would unfold! I rarely get to communicate much with other members of my species in person!

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I am certainly excited to see the various spectacles bound to unfold at #fightnight! if i can see them from up here.

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Inquiry for #fightnight Hypothetically, if someone was 24 feet tall, where would be a good spot for them to sit to watch the night unfold?

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I molted alot over 853 sweeps ever since I became emperor a long time ago.

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I don't know I think I'm too tall like.. I do not know if I will be getting any bigger. this is probably where my height caps out.

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= B(---> Idk How You Manage, Im A Fourth Of Your Height And Sometimes It Fee=s Unbearab=e. Props To You

The entire palace had to be renovated over time as I grew more and more over hundreds of sweeps.

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I might see if they have enough space for my stature.

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stand up, you’ll get a perfect view

You're right, I can just stand, but I would like to get a closer view on the action if I feel like it.

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honestly they should just put you down

I've long since outlived anyone that could.

LOL not exactly how that works bud

Sometimes I wish I could lower myself to an average height, there is a certain spot I like going to on my nightly routine for some sweetened ice tea and now I cant even fit in the building anymore and I would feel incredibly rude breaking through the front door.

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Unfortunate, another palm-husk that had to be disposed of because my fingers were simply too big to use it any longer, curse my ungogly amount of molting.

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Oh, what is a.. #FightNight? is this something that has been planned?

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

its as it sounds its fight night a night wwhere you fight if you wwant think you gotta sign up for it though

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Well. I might consider showing up. Not participating though. I think I might end up crushing someone if I did participate.

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Yes, Every Thursday, The Activities Are In The Name, Quite Fun To Watch If You Aren't A Fighter –xoxo

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Yes. It's eveRxy ThuRxsday night. This is week 3. ᝰ

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Well, now I have to come and witness the festivities. Perhaps I shall ingratiate myself and allow myself witness to what unfolds.

I inquire to you chittr, where might you say you could acquire stronger guitar strings?

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I need to get stronger strings for my guitar, I keep breaking them with my fingernails as i try to play something nice. my own strength continues to infuriate me.

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No, No i did not mean to say that i was cultivating the growth of an entire troll. i meant to say that im cultivating the growth of a specific form of flower called a Nepeta and the fact that they share a name is pure coincidence.

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My garden is cultivating Nepeta's. ..what do you mean there's someone named Nepeta?

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