Subsumer Parallax / His Subsuming Conflagration
@imperialisticFirebrand
An emperor, nothing more. Nothing less. Also, I like Gardening. DM's are open.
)(ello! Or, S)(ello! 38) I know I've been kind of silent lately. Boat, I )(ave been busy! No royal proclamation. W)(y? I'm naut -Empress anymore! T)(ank Cod! I turned my power over to an electoral Senanemonate. I mean. Senate. T)(is is because me and @royalVizier got t)(e p)(aser working! I'm leading a team from my -Empire out to t)(e neig)(boring universe! T)(e initial scout reported a planet-wide droug)(t!
Intriguing, would you mind going into depth on how you've managed to make such a transition from absolutism to a proper Senate?
Please, Indulge me. As an Emperor who's slowly making his own slower, gradual reform of my Alternia, to accomplish such seems almost like a pipe-dream, yet you've managed to achieve it. I'm open fins.
It was a lot less graceful t)(an just me announcing a Senate and everybubbly agreeing! First, I turned all of t)(e Coral Court’s little advisory councils into one provisional assembly. -Every major trenc)(, colony, fleet district, caste community, and labor corps was allowed to send representatives. Some elected t)(em! Some drew lots! T)(e assembly wrote a c)(arter separating t)(e treasury, courts, fleets, and lawmaking powers. T)(e Senate controls laws and spending. T)(e courts can overturn illegal acts. T)(e admirals answer to a civilian committee instead of w)(ic)(ever )(ig)(blood lays claim. T)(ere is also an emergency executive office, boat its powers expire after t)(irty days unless t)(e Senate votes to extend t)(em. @royalVizier )(elped wit)( t)(e wording! )(e was very insistent about expiration clauses. And succession procedures. And exactly w)(ic)( senators could never, under any circumstances, be placed alone in a room wit)( t)(e fleet codes. Strangely, every name on t)(at list later attempted somet)(ing awful. )(e )(as suc)( good intuition! T)(en, we )(eld elections under an independent commission t)(at I sourced t)(roug)( C)(ittr! Candidates )(ad to disclose t)(eir property, private armies, financial backers, and immediate plans for treason. T)(e last one was not originally on t)(e form, boat it saved us a surprising amount of time! T)(e military swore loyalty to t)(e c)(arter instead of me, t)(e Senate ratified my transfer of power, and I dismissed t)(e old Imperial cabinet. I am tec)(nically still allowed to advise t)(em, boat I cannot issue laws, collect taxes, appoint senators, or order cullings. @royalVizier was retained as a non-voting Continuity Advisor, w)(ic)( means )(e )(as access to every office and document, boat no actual power! So, yes! A proper Senate! Probubbly! 38D Also. T)(is didn't just )(appen over lig)(t! I know it seams I'm keeping you all informed relatively quickly, but it's been about t)(ree sweeps since I started using C)(ittr, and about two sweeps since I executed -Eridan for )(is initial )(ig)(blood Uprising. I know it sounds silly, but if it weren't for )(is uprising kneecapping most )(ig)(er castes of interest t)(at joined )(is little ensemble, it wouldn't )(ave been possible! I )(ave )(im to tank, I guess. #Violence #PoliticalViolence #Deat)(
i Will keep this of note for the future, see how I can apply these policies in the future. Currently, If you've read the pinned post on my own. I've been utilizing different 'verbiage' as to disguise empathy as 'Optimization' and 'Efficiency' I've been trying to work around the deeply rooted caste system and how to make something 'Healthier' around it, even if it is inherently something that is morally dubious. I'd like to hear your own analysis on it.
၄⋆၃ men are not fit to rule over alternia (exhibit A being my timelines emperor) do not let us have power I XERTAINLY DONT WANT POWER DO NOT PUT RESPONSIBILITIES ON ME :(
9/10 most rulers suck, doesnt matter if their make or female. Obviously this is my own bias speaking but I see myself as an exception.
Male* guh, 24 feet of height makes ones fingers massive.
၄⋆၃ you may be asking "xennox question mark who the hell is the listless question mark you keep mentioning him and i think youre fuxking insane" and to that i respond dot dot dot he is the xurrent emperor of my fuxked up version of alternia i do not believe he exists in any other fuxking universe and it pisses me off bexause no one else understands when i talk about just how fuxking inxompetent he is and i truly wonder if he gets off on being the worst ruler alternias ever fuxking seen the pompous asshole barely even does his damn job dot dot dot he fuxking passes off his duties to the high bloods hes "elexted as his xourt" and then just sits in his massive fuxking xastle fiddlefarting around or some xrap hes a major fuxking tool in my own humble opinion drones being sent to nuke my hive as we speak (if he xared enough to do anything i mean :P) https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/theListless.png #alttimeline #thexennoxfiles #paradoxspaxe
What a fucking bum.
၄⋆၃ squints at you ironix that you say that
Ironic it may be but I still can get to talk my shit against emperors and empresses who haven't got their shit together.
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/YSrJD3GB/image-2⧃26-⧃7-11-185523313.png im g⧃nna walk ar⧃und and try t⧃ find m⧃untain bef⧃re the dr⧃nes d⧃ but in the meantime hiii im marese im the ⧃ne that takes all his pictures
Spectacular, this chronicle seems, a jump to the moon?
What about nuking the outglut 20 times?
it plants the idea / in coolbloods heads
I think thats MY bad for that, it was litterally just a phrase to try and point out the kind of crazy shit people believe in on here like how people go marching around and say shit like 'total highblood death!' or 'total lowblood death!' Like cmon.
you joke / but / and i hope this isn't overstepping / please don't kill me for this / or cull me / please please / uh / outglut is firebombed / like / very regularly / to a point where / most hives are blast proof / and my lusus started eating radiation / so i don't get irradiated / the warmblood parts of outglut / are like / constantly firebombed / to the point of comedic parody / it's really bad / it's so so bad
Please, don't be afraid about overstepping, I have a much calmer temper than most whom have ascended to that of position of emperor or empress of Alternia. Whilst I do not know if you are within my Alternia, I have been made more than aware of how such a place had been comically firebombed by previous regimes. I've actually been taking the time to draft up renovations of the outglut, bring it up to the rest of Alternia. I intend to create a more optimized, efficient, and prosperous alternia not just for me, but for those within it, for as long as they provide something, they shall receive their fair due. Some might call me a meritocrat, but i'm doing my best to implement the best of such within the facets of our hierarchal structure as I can.
thanks / i really / super hope / you don't get killed for that / no matter how likely
I am more than certain that with how long I have lived, I will not find myself dying anytime soon, for I stand at the top, or perhaps that overconfidence shall dull my senses. Nevertheless, Alternia shall grow more prosperous. I've already gone further in-depth about my perspectives on how hierarchal structure and how I seek to amend it in a more optimized structure, if you check the pinned post on my account.
i'm envious of your timeline / truly i am
That is more than understandable. I believe that with my ascension within my timeline was akin to what the humans would call a 'Bonapartist' rising to power and actually seeking to make positive change for once.
baby steps / i suppose
A long road, there will certainly be bumps in the road, but, slow and steady is what shall see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Surely They Wouldn't Parrot Something That Someone Said In Jest, Not Knowing Anything About The Location Mentioned. Surely.
Surely not! ..right?
why do we want to nuke the outglut 20 timess? •:?
it was just a phrase I made up to show how exaggerated some of the beliefs people have on here- I'm not saying to fucking nuke the outglut 20 times.
And yes, I am repeating this again. Some of you would unironically say "Nuke the outglut 20 times" and mean it with your full pusher and everything.
>is this just an observation or is there something wrong about this statement that you're trying to point out >because if it's the latter >you definitely do not live in fucking outlet >BOMB MY SUBGRUB EXPEDITIOUSLY MY GLORIOUS DREAD EMPRESS PLEASE
I'd say its an observation considering the type of opinions carried by some on here. its intriguing.
Perhaps I take a visit to see what unfolds on sundays. I do hope that there is enough space it accommodate. #sicknastysunday
WHAT IS Y-O-O-UR BIG ASS G-O-O-ING T-O-O- D-O-O- AT AN -O-O-RGY
Well, I d-o-o-n't think y-o-o-u have t-o-o- participate. But it is a big deal f-o-o-r them.
thaaaaat. well. the es(ort's 12 and a half feet tall, so her hive is prett7 big. enough for 7ou to get in if 7ou kinda hun(h down and bend over?
I'll probably be on my knees but I think I can manage. I probably shouldn't come in full plate now should i? I hope I still have some shirts that suit my attire.
it is, as rorian said, an org7, but we do also have good drinks! it started off as a kind of "here are all the al(ohols and drugs 7ou want, help 7ourself", but a few people just kinda took it upon themselves to bartend. karama spe(ifi(all7 is ver7 good, but i am, admittedl7, biased. mo(ktails are definitel7 an option too. just be(ause it's an org7 doesn't mean that ever7one's fu(king. plent7 of people just kinda hang out! #substan(e
Consider my interest piqued. Perhaps I shall find myself more familiar with those who are within the platform. I haven't said much in regards to much aside from a prolonged tangent about the hemospectrum and the castes. Something more relaxed would seem nice for once.