Subsumer Parallax / His Subsuming Conflagration
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
@imperialisticFirebrand
An emperor, nothing more. Nothing less. Also, I like Gardening. DM's are open.
IS
Chronic Catturbater
This user is certified cool enough for badges on Chittr.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
You know, like, Nya?
This user bears the curse of a bygone era.
nonbinary
love yourself
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
ᓚᘏᗢ ! l!ke h!ssss hubba bubba𓁺
Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
hehe.
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
"#Chittrlings" please goregle isn't offering an explanation
Kult: +35
Kull: +35
Total: 70
Ratio: 1.00
Patron
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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
B33 < hype moments are when somenyan does something sick B33 < ie big jump sick flip clutch fight
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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ok so what is "#aura" then because people on the "#interconnected #digital #webs" have been taking "#clips" from my "#epic #gamer" and "#streamer" advisor and putting them in "#epic #Montages" called "Subsumer Parallax #Hype #Moments and #Aura #Compilation" on "#grubtube"
#grubtube#hype#moments#streamer#webs#epic#compilation#interconnected#clips#digital#gamer#aura#montages
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
B33 < aura is looking/f33ling like a badass B33 < to synthesize B33 < a hype meowment in which you display aura can be called aura farming B33 < beclaws youre cultivating your badass status usually by disrespecting somenyan lesspurr than you
↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
This is a suitable explanation but all of the "#clips" are just me walking past like as the "#grubtubers" describe as "like a daywalking #cryptid" or a "#titan"
↩ @imperialisticFirebrand[IF]
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What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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I'm not even trying to disrespect anyone its just me walking past the "#stream"
↩ @imperialisticFirebrand[IF]
Patron
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nonbinary
love yourself
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
genderfluid
Stay hydrated!
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
Resurrection Butterfly
For this user, だんまく is a way of life.
B33 < guess youre just that #epic
↩ @aventurineCopycat[AC]
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
I do not know if this is a good thing or not I am not an "#interneter"
Kult: +5
Total: 5
Maybe I should've clarified hashtag usage a bit more
Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
is there something i am doing "#wrong" here
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Chittr Gold™
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What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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I still don't know what "#hype #moments" and "#aura" are. perhaps goregle will offer an explanation as to what these "#Chittrling #Phrases" might mean in outer-dimensional Digital "#Vernacular" and "#Phonics"
Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
Clicker Frenzy
This user is chronically online in a unique way.
girl y∞u d∞nt g∞tta hashtag everything i pr∞mmy
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @ephemeralMinx[EM]
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Chittr Gold™
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What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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I am a #male. I was advised by my "#epic #gamer" advisor and "#streamer" about how I should use "#hashtags" to be more "#relateable" to the "#chittrlings"
Kult: +9
Total: 9
prꙮ tip: "knife fight" can sꙮmetimes mean that yꙮu're fighting the knife instead ꙮf anꙮther persꙮn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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how "#insightful"
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
Beforian
Those who came before us.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Friendship Forged
STRONG of will, kind of heart, hoof of beast. You are friends with Hephaestus.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
That is this user's badge.
8=l < The description of this gif is "two horses standing in a dirt field in front of a house" 8=l < I feel lied to 8=l < But I am posting this because it c001d be us
Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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there is clearly only one #hoofbeast, truly, a horrific lie by whomever has "#uploaded" the "#gif"
Kult: +5
Total: 5
Guard Dog
This user is loyal to the Peixes name.
nonbinary
love yourself
Terminated Save
Looks like your Session is over. Thanks for trying!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
Jinxed!
this user has been entertained by one funny bunny!
⠀
Kult: +37
Kull: +10
Total: 47
Ratio: 3.70
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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is this what the "#Videoed #Gamers" would call an "#Epic #Failure?"
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
At times, I wonder just how much I spend on hair care products, my hair is in-fact, very, very long due to my height, I go through multiple bottles on a daily basis.
Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
On the bright side you keep hair care companies in business
↩ @starcastAdvisor[SA]
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
I think it would be easier for them if i just bought barrels of their products instead of the really tiny bottles.
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Nuka Cola CAPitalist
Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
Kult: +49
Kull: +10
Total: 59
Ratio: 4.90
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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((I couldnt stop laughing at this because one of the people i play with in a pathfinder campaign used this as a picture for their familiar named some shit like copper wiring
Kult: +10
Total: 10
I don't know how despite the fact I'm ever so slightly older, Emperor Parallax GENUINELY knows less things about the internet than I do?????
Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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I am “#living” and “#learning”
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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My advisor has informed me to use “#hashtags” in my posts more often as to remain “#relatable” and “#hip”
Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
Y9ur advis9r has a very g99d head up9n their sh9ulders. #c9mpliment
↩ @celibatesGodspeak[CG]
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
He is a very #tiny person, not in a #demeaning way, but in a #literal way. Due to my #stature. #just24feettallproblems
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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I really need to get the ceiling raised in my palace, my horns continue to scrape and scratch against it. the struggles of being the size of a two story hive.
Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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To clarify, this isn't including my horns, if we include my horns you add an extra six feet.
So on a scale of 1-10 how much do people like dilfs again? Need a refresher for... something important
Kult: +30
Kull: +15
Total: 45
Ratio: 2.00
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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do i fall under this umbrella term you coin. am I "dilfy" enough.
↩ @starcastAdvisor[SA]
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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is this a normal thing.
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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Bahg, great. I bumped my head on the doorframe again.
Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00
To Be Verified
A user of potential repute.
A Herping Hand
Friend of lizards or friend of Moyrra, you deserve this badge too.
Observed.
This user is being watched.
haha tall problems
↩ @naknakGodhead[NG]
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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Its a tragedy, sometimes.
Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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I know I don't walk like some kind've.. daywalking crypitd that haunts the day, definitely.
Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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demisexual
love yourself
pansexual
love yourself
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
Squeaky
This user is a squeakbeast.
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
you have 6een on thi2 for literal hour2. ju2t kill that 9uy and move on.
↩ @certifiedGenesis[CG]
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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Why would I? That is a perfectly good advisor and that's served alongside me for hundreds of sweeps, killing him would be a loss. no point in such.
Kult: +2
Total: 2
I should really work with Emperor Parallax on his facial expressions...he always looks dead inside Well he is but that's not the point
Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33
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Golden Excerpt
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Chittr Gold™
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Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
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I'm trying.
↩ @imperialisticFirebrand[IF]
You're doing your best and that's all that matters okay? ^^
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @starcastAdvisor[SA]
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Chittr Gold™
This user has Chittr Gold™!
Did they seriously pay for this?
What a chump.
Imperial Force
A valued soldier in the Empire's great conquest.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
Fintastic
This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!
I'm aware.