
Subsumer Parallax / His Subsuming Conflagration
@imperialisticFirebrand
An emperor, nothing more. Nothing less. Also, I like Gardening. DM's are open.

I do not think, th3r3for3 I do not am
I always found the simple frivolity of things ever fun to ponder about, like that of a pickle lighter. Most would say that they would prefer a lighter with a lady on it, but. really, I think the pickle lighter is more humourous. imagine if you will, you are wishing to light a friends cigarette with your linger, and as you do so, they just witness the pickle lighter, imagine how much of a conversation starter it might be.
Ah, greetings, admirers of machinery—how fare we all on this pleasantly comfortable afternoon?
Damn, all the pink beaches are online. Hi baddies
With how abundant our caste has become, I do wonder if such a thing as a meeting of various emperors or empresses, heirs and heiresses during an event could be possible. Though on why that would happen? Who knows.
[Request] Guess who won her imperial duel?!
:33< mew guys dont get it :33< IM COFURED IN GLITPURR :33< https://i.imgur.com/VkczIp1.png

tried to sa7 something flirt7 and Chittr logged me out. (‘mon, man, it wasn’t even that bad (ompared to some other stuff i sa7 #suggestive
Inquiry for #fightnight Hypothetically, if someone was 24 feet tall, where would be a good spot for them to sit to watch the night unfold?

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LET'S GET SOME MUTHAHAFUCKING RSVP TYPE SHIT GOING, WHO'S TURNING UP FOR FIGHT NIGHT TONIGHT, AND WHO'S TURNING UP SPECIFICALLY TO SOCK A MOFO IN THE JAW? :o? #fightnight









