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@imperialisticFirebrand

An emperor, nothing more. Nothing less. Also, I like Gardening. DM's are open.

Blood: FuchsiaAge: Kult Score: 664Kull Score: 72412 followers8 following

gog damn it, were doing this bit again. All cause I used the phrase 'Nuke The outglut 20 times' in a mocking way to make fun of people whom say extreme shit like that. I truly did unleash a monster on this website and I'm left to sit here on my throne and watch this scuttlebuggy crash.

I think I relatively have things put together in my timeline.

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its me, the guy who was made small, i'm riding on the back of a meowbeast at this slumberparty.

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.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 1TTY 81TTY!!! 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖

Finally, that's a little bit easier, getting familiar with my new suit of armor.

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The heavy plate armor I always wear doesn't help in accidentally breaking things. buh.. quintuple reinforced elite drone plate.. dont fail me now.

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Damn it, fuck. I keep scraping my horns against the roof of my throneroom, its not like their getting damaged anything but still it sucks.

My Garden continues to flourish with flowers of a many a color, Fuchsia, Violet, Indigo, a wide variety. That, and also my own selection of crops.

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oh my gog its just all discussion about nukes and the outglut what beast have I unleashed upon the dash.

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Oh gog, a phrase I used to try and exaggerate how ridiculous the opinions some people have on here is becoming the main topic of the dash.

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Thats going to become part of my vocabulary as a phrase isnt it? im gonna keep using "nuke the outglut 20 times" as some form of exaggeration or something like that.

And yes, I am repeating this again. Some of you would unironically say "Nuke the outglut 20 times" and mean it with your full pusher and everything.

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>is this just an observation or is there something wrong about this statement that you're trying to point out >because if it's the latter >you definitely do not live in fucking outlet >BOMB MY SUBGRUB EXPEDITIOUSLY MY GLORIOUS DREAD EMPRESS PLEASE

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I'd say its an observation considering the type of opinions carried by some on here. its intriguing.

Perhaps I take a visit to see what unfolds on sundays. I do hope that there is enough space it accommodate. #sicknastysunday

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I'm like.. 24 feet tall?

Well, I d-o-o-n't think y-o-o-u have t-o-o- participate. But it is a big deal f-o-o-r them.

Do they have good drink?

Mocktails, specifically.

Nyrita, sell this man -o-o-n y-o-o-ur Sunday activities.

thaaaaat. well. the es(ort's 12 and a half feet tall, so her hive is prett7 big. enough for 7ou to get in if 7ou kinda hun(h down and bend over?

I'll probably be on my knees but I think I can manage. I probably shouldn't come in full plate now should i? I hope I still have some shirts that suit my attire.

it is, as rorian said, an org7, but we do also have good drinks! it started off as a kind of "here are all the al(ohols and drugs 7ou want, help 7ourself", but a few people just kinda took it upon themselves to bartend. karama spe(ifi(all7 is ver7 good, but i am, admittedl7, biased. mo(ktails are definitel7 an option too. just be(ause it's an org7 doesn't mean that ever7one's fu(king. plent7 of people just kinda hang out! #substan(e

Consider my interest piqued. Perhaps I shall find myself more familiar with those who are within the platform. I haven't said much in regards to much aside from a prolonged tangent about the hemospectrum and the castes. Something more relaxed would seem nice for once.

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great! we'll see 7ou there!

Well, I know some might have vested interest in this but. Social deduction murder game. Indulge. CSUAMF

Does being unable to die from aging mean you are never technically an 'old' man? I'm not sure, I mean- I know that in terms of the lifespan of those of humans i'm practically ancient but- It perplexes me. Being ageless is weird.

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Fun factoid: Despite my height, I am actually quite the spectacular pianist, I play Rush E on it.

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i keep practicing this one but god it is crazy.

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It is indeed, nevertheless, it is a fun exercise for these massive fingers of mine, but nothing can beat the classic of 'In the hall of the mountain king' That one, the way it builds up to the crescendo, its beautiful.

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oh i love that one...

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Truly symphonic is it not? Nothing can beat it, classic, iconic even when it comes to the finest, most refined of classical sheet music.

I have to constantly watch my step, being of my stature does make trying to avoid crushing others underneath my sabatons quite difficult. #violence

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Define "stature" please.

N-o-o-, d-o-o-n't define. Elab-o-o-rate.

I am in the double digits of height when it comes to my stature, around 24 feet tall, I am a behemoth of an emperor towering over others. Such, I have to be weary as to not accidentally crush anyone whom I might be passing by.

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Haha. C-o-o--o-o-l.

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Thank you for your compliments, as always.

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Emperor echo, play "Turncoat."

Ask me questions, I guess. I refuse to make another of those askboxes.

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C★n I h★ve five bucks?

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Sure.

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Anyways- unrelated heightposting. 24 feet tall. #heightposting

Croak. #glubposting