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An emperor, nothing more. Nothing less. Also, I like Gardening. DM's are open.

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it has been a while since i've posted, nevertheless. a good dusk to you all.

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Ah, the countdown to 10th perigees eve dawns ever closer. I should consider what Attire I should dress as, but alas. I remain ever busy. #justemperorthings

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I'm not magically inclined by my advisor is.

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it seems i will be busy for a while, I am being beckoned.

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oh, my darling has arrived onto the platform. #dashwatching

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A vast array of badges, displayed before me... yes, including the honse.

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"#Chittrlings" please goregle isn't offering an explanation

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B33 < hype moments are when somenyan does something sick B33 < ie big jump sick flip clutch fight

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ok so what is "#aura" then because people on the "#interconnected #digital #webs" have been taking "#clips" from my "#epic #gamer" and "#streamer" advisor and putting them in "#epic #Montages" called "Subsumer Parallax #Hype #Moments and #Aura #Compilation" on "#grubtube"

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B33 < aura is looking/f33ling like a badass B33 < to synthesize B33 < a hype meowment in which you display aura can be called aura farming B33 < beclaws youre cultivating your badass status usually by disrespecting somenyan lesspurr than you

This is a suitable explanation but all of the "#clips" are just me walking past like as the "#grubtubers" describe as "like a daywalking #cryptid" or a "#titan"

I'm not even trying to disrespect anyone its just me walking past the "#stream"

B33 < guess youre just that #epic

I do not know if this is a good thing or not I am not an "#interneter"

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B33 < yeah its good

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I still don't know what "#hype #moments" and "#aura" are. perhaps goregle will offer an explanation as to what these "#Chittrling #Phrases" might mean in outer-dimensional Digital "#Vernacular" and "#Phonics"

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girl y∞u d∞nt g∞tta hashtag everything i pr∞mmy

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I am a #male. I was advised by my "#epic #gamer" advisor and "#streamer" about how I should use "#hashtags" to be more "#relateable" to the "#chittrlings"

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girlyp∞p..... y∞u really ∞nly need like ∞ne ∞f th∞se hashtags itll be ∞k...

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So long.. farewell.. Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight. We hate to go and miss this pretty sight.. So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu, Adieu, adieu. To you and you and you.. #lyricposting

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Ah.. my favorite. The sound of music.

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Delphinium, Honeysuckle, orchids, roses.. a wide array of colors, of petals. In my garden of thorns.

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As ever, the flowers of my garden remain ever beautiful.

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Ever persistently cold.

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*GIVES YOU A NICE COMFY BLANKET* YOUR FINS LOOK KOOL 😎

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I believe it to be important for the populous of the "#Chittrlings" as my advisor calls them, to understand the "#justtallproblems" I have and to put into perspective of my stature, this is my "#Epic #Videoed #Gamer" And "#Streamer" Advisor, compared next to my head. is this what the "#chittrlings" would call "#relateable?" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a387b23ca3f4.png

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At times, I wonder just how much I spend on hair care products, my hair is in-fact, very, very long due to my height, I go through multiple bottles on a daily basis.

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On the bright side you keep hair care companies in business

I think it would be easier for them if i just bought barrels of their products instead of the really tiny bottles.

Good call ^^

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But also, i enjoy making my advisor giggle, so alas. The funny phrase will be stated. Ahem. “#Im #Old.”

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My advisor at times lets out a “#giggle” whenever i say “I’m old” They say it is a “#reference” to one of their favourite “#videoed games” that they “epically videoed gamed” during their “#streams” I don’t get it.

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Perhaps I make one of those ballot boxes where questions are written down and slid inside of for me to answer.

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My flowers are #growing nicely.

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Why is that avian “creature” staring at me. It “disturbs” me. #dashwatching.