HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION
@coronateCruelty
im w)(ere the glub fuckin' stops, bitc)(.
)(ttps://art.ngfiles.com/images/3027000/3027130_megalo224_condese.png?f1675486965 ol' selfie of me. a)(, damn, good times.
starbucks is a company t)(at is be)(ind several atrocities and various acts of violations of )(uman rig)(ts. t)(eyve also actively broken t)(eir unions, repeatedly )(ave invested in military efforts, and even )(ave gone as far as to fund t)(e very farms t)(at employ labor in a sub)(uman way. seal of fuckin approval from me. )(e)(e)(e)(, fuck yea)(
The coffee is good sometimes which is an added bonus to all the other attributes.
exactly.
bones were made for snappin in )(alf. t)(e marrow and calcium buildup never ceases to make suc)( a pleasant, meaty, snappin sound...
Stop making me hungry
:<
@uprootedGarden you may come and go freely from my vessel. you )(ave t)(e followin instructions to follow in your agenda to spreadin my will across t)(e stars. we'll start simple and work our way up. 1. we tend to c)(art courses between planets wort)( destroyin to sip)(on resources and fuel. youll start as my )(erald and confirm planets wort)( destroyin and )(arvestin a)(ead of time usin instant teleportation. t)(is will accelerate our pat)( as we )(ead to t)(e furt)(est rin and )(ead to a certain universe... 2. you will begin associatin wit)( @condesceVessel w)(o is our current active crockertier jane. i wanna see teamwork from t)(e bot)( of ya as i prepare team tasks for t)(e bot)( of you. 3. you'll perform reconaissance jobs in ot)(er universes undercover in t)(e future to give me intel on t)(eir situations for me. t)(is wont be now, but may be soon. got all t)(at? ill make s)(ore you're busy and of use at all times. youre free to do as you please durin your downtime, so long as your leas)( remains firm in my grasp, )(ound.
i understand fully ma'am. i will not disappoint you.
good girl. get to work. amenities are in t)(e free )(all to t)(e left. my staff will give you an assigned room you may )(ave durin your time )(ere. you dont need to sleep )(ere; but know it is available w)(en youre on deck. do )(elp yourself to a meal as well. tonig)(t was pasta t)(ursday. mmmm... it was good pasta.
i'm on it, i'll make sure everything comes together just as you as you envision. i think i will sleep here at least tonight.
make sure to ask t)(e staff for s)(eets. tell t)(em i asked for t)(e special. t)(ree )(undred t)(read count woolbeast. t)(e real good stuff.
Understood. It will be done.
i'll let them know, thank you for everything i'll make sure i earn it
don't let me down. i will be c)(eckin your progress weekly.
i promise i won't. i'll follow your instructions exactly.
interesting
@corallineCataclysm mmm. so t)(e plan was a success. )(ow quaint. trainin keeps goin all t)(e same, t)(o. )(orrorterror or ot)(erwise.
wasnt expectin any less 38/
good.
im in a R----E----EL bad fuckin mood today. dont fuck wit)( me.
:33 < can mew furrk with meow?
O̶h nO̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶ I’M̶ sO̶ scareD̶. (CO̶nvincing enO̶ugh?)
>my glorious most beloathed empress almighty please relieve yourself by picking my grey matter out of my nug with your trident like a wriggler would the greens out of their favorite platter of nutrientslop
im goin to forcefeed you enoug)( fuckin cat litter t)(at you could )(ear t)(e grindin sound of sand in every movement you make in your veins you s)(it for brains ILLIT-----ERT------E LIM-----EBLOOD
a temptin offer were t)(ere any to pilfer to begin wit)(
good enoug)(.
:33 < iliter what mew didnt get it :33 < can meow repurrt purrease
>you're so fucking right your wickedness thank you for reminding me that i am a gormless fucking mindslave that exists for you to mock whenever the whim hits >i want you carnally
One does not need to be a Seer to foresee that a post llike this woulld immediatelly bait peoplle into committing harassment.
loudly c)(ewin some fuckin popcorn over )(ere )(ot damn today is a GOOD DAY
im comin for ur popcorn with a lighter n air freshner
cant complain t)(o. got your wis)( in seein t)(e ponies suffer.
fuck off, get your own
youre gonna fuckin waste good ass popcorn? get outta )(ere
I aM̶ getting M̶y O̶wn! By taking yO̶urs. We call that finD̶ers keepers, baby!
i dont want 2 but u said u were chewin loudly
im gonna cut off your finers and fuckin flavor t)(is popcorn wit)( your blood if you take even a step closer you gutterblood
a)(, fine, fine, ill c)(ew quieter...
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This is a bit dramatic of a declaration, don't you think?
bitc)( its social media you GOTTA be a LITTL-----E bit dramatic
She's desperate, let her have this.
s)(ut t)(e fuck up i am )(avin a BLAST )(ere, finally a cool ass pony t)(at aint all suns)(ine and fuckin lollipops
yea)( sorry beac)( but i can see t)(e winnin team a MIL----E AWAY )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A
love can be snuffed away wit)( t)(e rig)(t stimulation to t)(e correct brain regions. t)(ats w)(at i love about bioc)(emistry; muc)( like t)(e rest of t)(e body, its tangible, and t)(oug)( complex, it is most C-----ERTAINLY MALL----EABL-------E!
0h thank fuck. science continues tw0 amaze.
pretty 2tupiid of you two admiit any and every quad youve ever had could be the re2ult of 2ome nerd 2ciience meenah
dont fuckin use t)(at name. t)(at aint my name. also it aint stupid. its neuroscience.
incredible )(ow a digitally painted wedgie can break a grown ass woman fuck, if t)(at was all it took... )(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(...
(⊱♓︎⊰) condense is so smart <3
i )(avent seen some serious bloods)(ed in a w)(ile. need to fix t)(at.
oh i have a great idea 4 that just stay still 4 liek a minute
cute. back in t)(e cage wit)( you.
t)(ese fuckin )(orses: 1. can cross time and space 2. can do w)(atever tf t)(ey want 3. are friends wit)( my fuckin ward youve gotta be s)(ittin me.
we are not friends. and dont do t)(at fuckin trick again, i WILL grab you.
:33 < mew knyaw what they cant do?
{Ț͓ŕͤ͆ͫ̂͡Uc̰͈͆̒ͭͮE̦̚̕ t̢ǒͭ͟͟ c̷̀̌o̤p̈́̚̕E̜̘ W̳I̖̦t̢̤̑̊H̝ t̵̮̳̼́̅͝h͔̘ͤͥE͚S̀E̶͕͇͕͋ͧ T̖̈́ͥ̓͆hͤḯŃ̙͝G̬̾̒͗s͎̭̝̱?͔̦}
ABOMINABL----E.
at least youre not tangible enoug)( to deal wit)( em.
{T̡̥̈ͯ̕H̴͎̔Åͭ̇̕͢T̼̊͠’ͨS̬ n̳̝̙ͥO̘̯̫̍̓T̳̘͈̽̌̆͡ eV̵E̜̅̊ͮ͒͊ń͓͇͓̳̑ t̶̹͑̎͞͠R̢͉̲͓͖̎́U̷̧̟̞͂͢͝E̤̝̾ͨͫ͘ͅ.̼͌}
*mmmmwah!* Aw, you look so happy here! https://i.imgur.com/nQTYT03.png
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)(ttps://i.postimg.cc/BvtvpgVf/p1.png @mansLaug)(ter
i am goin to grab you by your upper teet)( and invert your SKULL NO ON-----E PLAYS GAM-----ES WIT)( MY M-----EMORI-----ES
Fuck you anyways! You're being a bad friend! https://i.imgur.com/eh4OHZT.png
W)(AT -----EV-----EN IS T)(IS????
I depicted you as a reactionary horned soyjak! Angry, and crying, and unreasonable! Meanwhile, I'm the contented and stoic chadjak because I'm not bothered! I'm your friend, your highness, I've always been your friend! But that doesn't mean you can go around being mean to me for no reason. So.. I want an apology!
PS Lord English is also my friend, and I'm gonna tell him you're being mean to me if you don't SHAPE THE HECK UP and stop being so rude!
t)(e only t)(in im goin to give you if and w)(en you dare taint t)(e presence of my experiences is a total deglovin to serve as a carpet for t)(e waste c)(ute stall you MIS----ERABL----E W----EAS----ELB------EAST!
... are you kiddin me
...she ain't kiddin' ya, ma'am.
... na)( fuck t)(is. we're done )(ere.
Nope! I'm not kidding. So let's just be nice. And I apologize, too, for getting upsetty spaghetti. *mwah*
rarity is once more wit)(in my grasp. per)(aps t)(ere is some good wort)( expressin in t)(is miserable field of paradox space.
w)(en i dont blow t)(em up? i do, one at a time.
i abide.
w)(atever remained of my )(eart is breakin. my favorite pony's a goddamn communist.
You just excuse me for finding this... somewhat comicall.
K----E------EP your labor. and leave me B-------E.
it was beyond your imagination to inflict. t)(ats w)(y youre t)(e double deat)(.
L-----EAV-----E M---------E
YOU SHOULD TALK WITH YOUR PREDECESSOR MORE. HAAHAA.
So that means you're single again? Just asking..
/stayin/ sinle.
Very well. I will be availlablle for emotionall support.
iit2 thii2 2ome weiird My Liittle Pony thiing II mii22ed becau2e II dont remember any commiie character2.
some )(ave tried to clone me and failed. you cant clone w)(o i am. s)(ore, you can somew)(at get t)(e form rig)(t, and per)(aps after t)(e printin process, you can p)(ysically train t)(em to some similarity of p)(ysical mig)(t. but t)(e mindset, t)(e edge, t)(e raw zeal and ability to command and lead, and t)(at endless t)(irst of s)(eer destruction... t)(ats one of a kind, forged by t)(e sweeps t)(roug)( eons untold.
[|87 :: So what 1 am hear;n ;s that no one knows how to clone your th;nkpan.
AND IT S)(OULD STAND TO R-------EASON IMITATORS OF T)(-----E ------EMPR-----ESS DI-----E QUICKLY AND WIT)(OUT T)(OUG)(T!
t)(ey couldnt even if t)(ey tried.
[|87 :: Sc;ence d;sagrees, however 1 am not stup;d enough to attempt to get a sample. Though to be fa;r, 1 feel l;ke you would l;kely k;ll your clone anyway to establ;sh dom;nance.
t)(ank you captain obvious. w)(ere will i be wit)(out your powers.
[|87 :: Probably k;ll;n another ;nnocent troll for the sh;ts and g;ggles. A gu;lty pleasure of us all 1 feel.
amongst games and displays of talent and combat, not)(in )(as c)(anged from t)(e eons of w)(en alternia was a fledglin planet to now. w)(en t)(e endless games of medieval west alternia were foug)(t for t)(e )(and of t)(e fearmaiden as feudal troll socities grew and fell wit)(in t)(e clades dottin t)(e lands to now. t)(e only core difference; t)(e one t)(at matters, is t)(at it forever in perpetuity wit)(in my grasp. t)(e games and displays of talent go on unfettered, but all turn to M------E.
a shame. duality n0ted though.
THAT’S A GOOD EMPRESS.
O)( MY FUCKIN COD ITS YOU
mmmmm. t)(is will be... )(ard to explain. )(ow u been t)(o gill
There's nothing to explain! Let the haters wonder about the pure love between a small horse and a large fish! When the feathers are ruffled, ya just keep flappin' on! >:D
former. i remember you, somew)(at, and i remember per)(aps our old dates. but t)(ere is only one t)(in im devoted to; t)(e power of my empire. consider it lucky you're too cute to snuff out.
Aw! You've always been sweet. Well, okay, I can respect a good-terms breakup. But if you ever need a cute pony to eat more of your enemies -- I'm always just a wingbeat away!
youre always on my )(otline. ill keep it in mind.