HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION
@coronateCruelty
im w)(ere the glub fuckin' stops, bitc)(.
)(ttps://art.ngfiles.com/images/3027000/3027130_megalo224_condese.png?f1675486965 ol' selfie of me. a)(, damn, good times.
condy lesson of t)(e day. in t)(is world, t)(ere are t)(ree t)(ins you dont live wit)( 1. regrets. if you live, you can c)(ange t)(at. dont ever )(ave em. 2. s)(ame. if you live true to yourself, nofin else can ever judge you 3. )(esitation. you do, or you dont. and you get s)(arper on tellin t)(e difference fuckin up t)(e t)(ird makes t)(e first and t)(e second. but understandin t)(at eliminatin )(esitation and refinin t)(e ability to decide skill excludes t)(e first and erases t)(e second. surpassin all t)(ree is t)(e foundational instinct of leaders)(ip. )(avin all t)(ree is a deat)( sentence; and t)(ose stronger in wieldin it, are your executioners. LIK------------E M------------E!
you said it toots, i dont havwe any of these, and just look at me!
Asss much asss I loathe to admit, you are correct on thessse basssesss.
first order of business: serve second order of business: swap out the resolute desk for somefin cooler
https://i.postimg.cc/WbMsS2DL/image-2026-06-21-183854185.png
D --> Maybe a ship made out of the battleship condescension instead
aight new mr president we need u 2 do something sick af
D --> Desk
Hm. Actua//y, I rescind my comment. You /ook as though you, as they say, #S/ay. I wou/d faster /end you my sword, than raise it against you, in service of a different, /ess swagfu/ master.
OH MY GOD WA1T 1 COULDVE JUST SCROLLED DOWN HELLO
LOL hey
pose l1ke th1s too and sell posters
fuckk thats a good idea
pplease
trollbama )(ad w)(at was comin to )(im. )(e was a naturally W-----EAK, lovestruck leader w)(o couldnt keep it in )(is pants, )(ad no sense of vision, no instinct towards executable bloodlust, and always feared t)(e proles retaliatin against )(im congratulations to you, meena)(, @cuttlefis)(Crus)(er . if it were me, i woulda culled )(is ass. but youre gettin your footin still. in time, youll reflect on t)(at mistake and finis)( t)(e job. everyguppy plays wit)( t)(eir food, from time to time...
)(e)(. aint no need for mine. meena)('s got it in t)(e fuckin' bag.
WHO KNOWS, PERHAPS ONE DAY SHE’LL TAKE YOUR JOB? HAA.
t)(at's funny s)(e'd )(ave to kill me first.
THE FUTURE IS FILLED WITH SUCH FASCINATING POSSIBILITIES.
some possibilities are impossible. but id kill )(er first t)(an to damn )(er wit)( t)(is contract. id consider it a rare form of mercy.
AND THAT SMALL SEED OF SENTIMENT IS WHY I REIGN AND YOU SERVE.
at least i like myself.
YOU SUGGEST I DON’T?
na)(. see, in order to like yourself, you gotta )(ave t)(e mercy to not destroy yourself on sig)(t, and deep down, you know you would, cause yer too muc)( of a killin mac)(ine now to do it any ot)(er way. like a jammed lawnmower t)(at wont turn off. lucky for you, time is rigged to insulate yourself from t)(at ever )(appenin. or do you t)(ink your weird little metamorp)(osis from your )(ost is any bit of a coincidence, alongside )(ow you pop up crossin universe into universe?
so w)(ens t)(e part w)(en ot)(a me culls everyguppy in t)(e park
i'm sure she has something planned and whatever it is i'm sure it'll be great ma'am
That's what I'm saying like, no shade Big Fish Dat Makes All Da Rules, but c'mon. lmao
i fuckin )(ope so.
its w)(at id do. fuck, i )(ope it )(appens.
if not, i can go there when i finish up with work and cull everyone if you'd like ma'am :)
in t)(at locked course of time w)(ere t)(e inevitable flows t)(roug)(, my underlins t)(at escape my grasp now will reunite again w)(en time realigns to permit t)(e meaninful action of t)(e mec)(anisms of paradox space bearin fruit to t)(e result of t)(e end. but know in t)(at convoluted but linear little line, i will find my loop)(ole. in an endless sc)(ool of fis)(, every guppy t)(at escapes my grasp only precludes anot)(er fallin into my clutc)(es. all for t)(e express purpose of defyin FAT-----E itself.
AMEN SISTER. A MOTHERFUCKING MEN.
COPE.
starbucks is a company t)(at is be)(ind several atrocities and various acts of violations of )(uman rig)(ts. t)(eyve also actively broken t)(eir unions, repeatedly )(ave invested in military efforts, and even )(ave gone as far as to fund t)(e very farms t)(at employ labor in a sub)(uman way. seal of fuckin approval from me. )(e)(e)(e)(, fuck yea)(
The coffee is good sometimes which is an added bonus to all the other attributes.
exactly.
bones were made for snappin in )(alf. t)(e marrow and calcium buildup never ceases to make suc)( a pleasant, meaty, snappin sound...
Stop making me hungry
:<
@uprootedGarden you may come and go freely from my vessel. you )(ave t)(e followin instructions to follow in your agenda to spreadin my will across t)(e stars. we'll start simple and work our way up. 1. we tend to c)(art courses between planets wort)( destroyin to sip)(on resources and fuel. youll start as my )(erald and confirm planets wort)( destroyin and )(arvestin a)(ead of time usin instant teleportation. t)(is will accelerate our pat)( as we )(ead to t)(e furt)(est rin and )(ead to a certain universe... 2. you will begin associatin wit)( @condesceVessel w)(o is our current active crockertier jane. i wanna see teamwork from t)(e bot)( of ya as i prepare team tasks for t)(e bot)( of you. 3. you'll perform reconaissance jobs in ot)(er universes undercover in t)(e future to give me intel on t)(eir situations for me. t)(is wont be now, but may be soon. got all t)(at? ill make s)(ore you're busy and of use at all times. youre free to do as you please durin your downtime, so long as your leas)( remains firm in my grasp, )(ound.
i understand fully ma'am. i will not disappoint you.
good girl. get to work. amenities are in t)(e free )(all to t)(e left. my staff will give you an assigned room you may )(ave durin your time )(ere. you dont need to sleep )(ere; but know it is available w)(en youre on deck. do )(elp yourself to a meal as well. tonig)(t was pasta t)(ursday. mmmm... it was good pasta.
i'm on it, i'll make sure everything comes together just as you as you envision. i think i will sleep here at least tonight.
make sure to ask t)(e staff for s)(eets. tell t)(em i asked for t)(e special. t)(ree )(undred t)(read count woolbeast. t)(e real good stuff.
Understood. It will be done.
i'll let them know, thank you for everything i'll make sure i earn it
don't let me down. i will be c)(eckin your progress weekly.
i promise i won't. i'll follow your instructions exactly.
interesting
@corallineCataclysm mmm. so t)(e plan was a success. )(ow quaint. trainin keeps goin all t)(e same, t)(o. )(orrorterror or ot)(erwise.
wasnt expectin any less 38/
good.
im in a R----E----EL bad fuckin mood today. dont fuck wit)( me.
:33 < can mew furrk with meow?
O̶h nO̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶O̶ I’M̶ sO̶ scareD̶. (CO̶nvincing enO̶ugh?)
>my glorious most beloathed empress almighty please relieve yourself by picking my grey matter out of my nug with your trident like a wriggler would the greens out of their favorite platter of nutrientslop
im goin to forcefeed you enoug)( fuckin cat litter t)(at you could )(ear t)(e grindin sound of sand in every movement you make in your veins you s)(it for brains ILLIT-----ERT------E LIM-----EBLOOD
a temptin offer were t)(ere any to pilfer to begin wit)(
good enoug)(.
:33 < iliter what mew didnt get it :33 < can meow repurrt purrease
>you're so fucking right your wickedness thank you for reminding me that i am a gormless fucking mindslave that exists for you to mock whenever the whim hits >i want you carnally
One does not need to be a Seer to foresee that a post llike this woulld immediatelly bait peoplle into committing harassment.
loudly c)(ewin some fuckin popcorn over )(ere )(ot damn today is a GOOD DAY
im comin for ur popcorn with a lighter n air freshner
cant complain t)(o. got your wis)( in seein t)(e ponies suffer.
fuck off, get your own
youre gonna fuckin waste good ass popcorn? get outta )(ere
I aM̶ getting M̶y O̶wn! By taking yO̶urs. We call that finD̶ers keepers, baby!
i dont want 2 but u said u were chewin loudly
im gonna cut off your finers and fuckin flavor t)(is popcorn wit)( your blood if you take even a step closer you gutterblood
a)(, fine, fine, ill c)(ew quieter...
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This is a bit dramatic of a declaration, don't you think?
bitc)( its social media you GOTTA be a LITTL-----E bit dramatic
She's desperate, let her have this.
s)(ut t)(e fuck up i am )(avin a BLAST )(ere, finally a cool ass pony t)(at aint all suns)(ine and fuckin lollipops
yea)( sorry beac)( but i can see t)(e winnin team a MIL----E AWAY )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A
love can be snuffed away wit)( t)(e rig)(t stimulation to t)(e correct brain regions. t)(ats w)(at i love about bioc)(emistry; muc)( like t)(e rest of t)(e body, its tangible, and t)(oug)( complex, it is most C-----ERTAINLY MALL----EABL-------E!
Fascinating…
0h thank fuck. science continues tw0 amaze.
pretty 2tupiid of you two admiit any and every quad youve ever had could be the re2ult of 2ome nerd 2ciience meenah
dont fuckin use t)(at name. t)(at aint my name. also it aint stupid. its neuroscience.
incredible )(ow a digitally painted wedgie can break a grown ass woman fuck, if t)(at was all it took... )(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(e)(...
(⊱♓︎⊰) condense is so smart <3
i )(avent seen some serious bloods)(ed in a w)(ile. need to fix t)(at.
oh i have a great idea 4 that just stay still 4 liek a minute
cute. back in t)(e cage wit)( you.
t)(ese fuckin )(orses: 1. can cross time and space 2. can do w)(atever tf t)(ey want 3. are friends wit)( my fuckin ward youve gotta be s)(ittin me.
we are not friends. and dont do t)(at fuckin trick again, i WILL grab you.
:33 < mew knyaw what they cant do?
{Ț͓ŕͤ͆ͫ̂͡Uc̰͈͆̒ͭͮE̦̚̕ t̢ǒͭ͟͟ c̷̀̌o̤p̈́̚̕E̜̘ W̳I̖̦t̢̤̑̊H̝ t̵̮̳̼́̅͝h͔̘ͤͥE͚S̀E̶͕͇͕͋ͧ T̖̈́ͥ̓͆hͤḯŃ̙͝G̬̾̒͗s͎̭̝̱?͔̦}
ABOMINABL----E.
at least youre not tangible enoug)( to deal wit)( em.
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*mmmmwah!* Aw, you look so happy here! https://i.imgur.com/nQTYT03.png
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)(ttps://i.postimg.cc/BvtvpgVf/p1.png @mansLaug)(ter
i am goin to grab you by your upper teet)( and invert your SKULL NO ON-----E PLAYS GAM-----ES WIT)( MY M-----EMORI-----ES
Fuck you anyways! You're being a bad friend! https://i.imgur.com/eh4OHZT.png
W)(AT -----EV-----EN IS T)(IS????
I depicted you as a reactionary horned soyjak! Angry, and crying, and unreasonable! Meanwhile, I'm the contented and stoic chadjak because I'm not bothered! I'm your friend, your highness, I've always been your friend! But that doesn't mean you can go around being mean to me for no reason. So.. I want an apology!
PS Lord English is also my friend, and I'm gonna tell him you're being mean to me if you don't SHAPE THE HECK UP and stop being so rude!
t)(e only t)(in im goin to give you if and w)(en you dare taint t)(e presence of my experiences is a total deglovin to serve as a carpet for t)(e waste c)(ute stall you MIS----ERABL----E W----EAS----ELB------EAST!
... are you kiddin me
...she ain't kiddin' ya, ma'am.
... na)( fuck t)(is. we're done )(ere.
Nope! I'm not kidding. So let's just be nice. And I apologize, too, for getting upsetty spaghetti. *mwah*
rarity is once more wit)(in my grasp. per)(aps t)(ere is some good wort)( expressin in t)(is miserable field of paradox space.
w)(en i dont blow t)(em up? i do, one at a time.