HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION
@coronateCruelty
im w)(ere the glub fuckin' stops, bitc)(.
Remember kids Always send bombs to @coronateCruelty
i invite ya. anytime you pin t)(e s)(ip, We will know w)(ere you are.
t)(e fuck do you mean, "incorrect", i fooled a fuckin troll wit)( a coin to bomb )(is ass, w)(at t)(e fuck are you talkin about
Blasting through the hemisphere, a shining beacon of love to bring inspiration upon your darkest day~~!! Kudasai~~!! Shine your fears through me~~!! Pretty Guardian Mikami fights for peace for all~~! Dattebayo~~~~!!! o(≧▽≦)o No drone can last my hopeful blast, pchooo~~!! Hehehe~~! Pretty Guardian Mikami-Chan is a REAL LIFE Magical girl, here to brighten your every day~~. (*^‿^*) Mikami-Chan has TWO waifus~~ My darling moirail @terminalToxophlite , annnnd my pitch crush...~~ SHH~~!! Not telling~~! I'm the ultimate moe, kawaii, otaku girl~~!! Nya~~!! I hope to bring lots of love and harmony to this site, and ultimately- across Alternia~~!! SAYONARA~~!! ♡(>ᴗ•) https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/MIKAMIKAWAII.png
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C9nfessi9n #12-- is @c9r9natecruelty Single Cuz Daaaaaaaaaamn She's Terrifying. 10000/10 W9uld Let Her Turn Me Int9 A 6attery
)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A come off anon and find out
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
and you dont seem t)(e lyin kind... a s)(ame t)(at i can read your mind... and all t)(e t)(ins t)(at i read t)(ere... candlelit smile t)(at we bot)( s)(are
Anyone else got the unwarranted J--ntrusive thought that when they lay J---n the bath an electric currents gonna travel down the metal tap and electrocute the water ya sittin J--n.
i get t)(at but for doin it to ot)(er t)(ins. naturally, i listen wit)(out interruption
"[]KE" TH]S POST ]F YOU ARE COMM]TTED TO WORKP[ACE SAFETY!!!
NO NO NO YOU CAN BE A FORCE FOR P]ONEER]NG WORKP[ACE SAFETY FOR EVERYONE AND MAK]NG SURE THAT EVERY TRO[[ CAN BE SAFE FROM DANGEROUS WORK]NG COND]T]ONS
"...and article 3.16 of TROS)(A states t)(at all safety bungee cords will be made at razorwire tension so t)(at upon securin to a surface or bar, t)(e resultin gravitational pus)( and pull increases risk of limb severance by 65% percent..."
NO NO NO TH]S CANNOT BE HAPPEN]NG TH]S ]S UNSAFE TH]S ]S ]NCRED]B[Y UNSAFE P[EASE TH]S MUST BE SOME SORT OF JOKE THAT ]S VERY ]NAPPROPR]ATE
"...article 7.65 states t)(at all )(ard )(ats must be made of paper mac)(e and lined wit)( small pebbles to increase pain index and fatality ratin of any t)(inkpan accidents involvin impacts to t)(e cranium..."
TH]S ]S BAD TH]S ]S VERY BAD TH]S ]S VERY VERY BAD ] W][[ ST][[ COMM]T TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES ] W][[ ST][[ COMM]TTO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES
"...and articles 9.91 states t)(at work will not only continue in t)(e rain, but all employees must wear rubber-padded s)(oes to increase possibility of slippage and accident..."
STOP ]T DTOP ]T STOP ]T STOP ]T STOP ]T NOW STOP ]T NOW ]TS NOT FUNNT ]TS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE ]TS NOT FUNNT ]M CRY]NG P[EASE P[EASE STOP ]T P[EASE P[EASE
WHAT WAYS??? THE WAYS OF PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY GU]DE[]NES??? SOME MAY BE FEARFU[ OF STAND]NG UP TO ROYA[TY BUT ] TH]NK KEEP]NG THE WORK]NG WOR[D SAFE ]S ]NCRED]B[Y ]MPORTANT ] AM ST][[ CRY]NG TH]S ]S SO HARD ON ME
Weird thing my avatar does, apparently if I eat something my tongue then turns that color.
t)(ats so fuckin w)(imsical t)(at s)(it )(appens to me w)(en i )(ave my fruit by t)(e fuckin foot
MY TH]NK PAN ]S ON F]RE HE[P ME
-------------------------- With the passing of holefather, i Will defeat at least tWelVe tyrians.
GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK! )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!!!!!
T)(en t)(ey weren't wort)(y of life if you were t)(eir reaper. Do w)(at your species impetus must do. But understand you only furt)(er dance in t)(e pit of my palm, sandworm...
Being on chittr on the job. What are my mercenaries doing? Kill the enemy already.
I am )(er Imperious Condescension, Ruler of Alternia. you... you make me nostalgic, )(uman.
I see. I won't be any trouble. Just on here to supervise my idiot mercenaries.
I respect t)(at. I won't be trouble eit)(er. I see and recognize t)(e value of veiled ambition. i t)(ink we're gonna be good friends.