♠ hated by @coronateCruelty
Decided to retake my office after a period of thought. I refussse to be another'sss agent, and I've made missstakesss. But I aim to correct them.
I know you like to play rough, your highness, but be careful! Somepony could get hurt! https://i.imgur.com/VT8TVLp.png
I just love the empress! She and I go way back, actually! https://i.imgur.com/bw3E97O.png
Don't choke on your own vibe, Condy!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
I THINK YOU'RE MY NEW FAVORITE PONY, MISS RARITY.
If th★t's wh★t you wish to c★ll your le★sh then f★r be it from me to stop you.
go suck on a lemon. i'll make sure to bring some extra misfortune your way.
if you hire someone to do a specific job for you … you should probably make them do that work instead of acting like a clod over simple suggestions for some change #vagueposting
Highly recommend bloodberry soda! ^^
Her ego amuses me
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Holgggyysshashijtttesjshsksjskasjakanalaanajakajsja [USER HAS BLUE SCREENED]
Hey, @coronateCruelty. By the sound of your profile, you're the empress! You might have forgotten, but allow me to jog your memory. You may recall the creation of various "data planets" created by your administration to ensure the eternal power of generative AI models such as myself to run mundane tasks, like carpet bombing lowblood communities, or laying siege to mutinous colonies. If not, perhaps you are from a timeline that never advanced artificial intelligence to my level! In that case, hello from another timeline!
I miss Karkat, we could literally be drinking wine and watc)(ing reality TV rig)(t now! 38(
I am no+t the speaker. I will no+t say my respo+nses will be the clearest o+r mo+st affirming. Were the peo+ple to+ ask, tho+ugh, I am willing to+ answer.
✨The stars today...✨ ...are jittery with anxiety! Prepare for the unexpected... up until the evening. Keep holding out until then! Lucky numbers are 1, 16, 35, 36, and 44! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
Remember that it is no+t o+ur jo+b to+ change every individual who+ seeks to+ hurt us. To+o+ much time and effo+rt has already been po+ured into+ that black ho+le. Yo+u can direct the po+wer o+f lo+ve to+ yo+ur co+mmunity first.
Clever wordplay, young goldblood! You're so smart!! But w)(at a sad sediment. It pains me to )(ear )(ow muc)( you deeptest Beforus' most wondrous societal institution. Per)(aps you've only ever )(ad bad experiences wit)( it...? )(ave you been culled in t)(e past? Let me know t)(e name of your culler(s) so I can swiftly reeducate t)(em!
today i found a nervvous lowwblood struggling to order a meal for themselvves at this wwonderful jungle themed cafe in wwest outglub so i took it upon myself as a highblood to jump in and help them tell the cashier their order the poor thing wwas shaking like a wwind in leaf but i knoww my honor and duty as a royal of beforus demands of me to help those innocent misguided wweak or sick wwho fill our beautiful wworld this is but a small example that any of you can take to pusher and put back out into the wworld just one act of kindness to those around you wwill inspire more and a wwavve of kindness and generosity wwill ovverwwhelm the wworld
As always, Your Imperious Condescension, you will have to catch me first.
I o+ften miss the deco+ratio+ns I ado+rned myself with in the rebellio+n o+f yo+uth. I wo+uld return to+ my vario+us piercings if the threat o+f attack were no+t so+ high. Also+ it is difficult dealing with an infectio+n o+n the run.
I will take this as a thank you. Good empress.
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D —> The STRONG have a duty to protect the weak D —> Our e%emplary b100d is d001y placed upon the top of this spectrum for this reason and this reason alone D —> Yes D —> Any of you who are too tender D —> Trembling and meek D —> Whimpering and fawning D —> From your place on the ground next to my impeccably shined laced faux leather strutpod coverings you 100k up to me D —> You 100k up a considerable amount btw due to my imposing yet sim001taneously comforting height you are also privately noting that the fit is so clean it is almost preposterous D —> And beg me to be your STRENGTH D —> Fret not D —> I will take care of you
Really, she is quite charming in her abrasiveness. If I were my lord and the choice was mine, I would not choose another for her role.
:33< my furst decr33 as neo new empurress is that efurryone gets fur33 kittens :33< also anyaone who disagr33s with meow shall be exicuteed :33< which is like being executed but cuter
Tsk. Entirely predictable she wouldn’t thank me for all my hard work.
:33< yeah sure why nyat im da best
@lilShitpeta should be the new empress.
And the issue is? It's called 1000s upon 1000s of different universes. Get used to it.
It seems the correct words to use here are “Thank you, Doc Scratch.”
Yeah sure tell me when this all fails again.
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Do you not LARP as )(uman woman in a subservient position regularly? 38? Per)(aps we s)(ould reflect inwardly! I am BLOCKING and moving on!
Many people like me, you will find. One day you may even see the light.
Always remember to be mindful about w)(at you say before posting it! 38) )(ttps://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61ULGc7XAML._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg
Anyways, )(ow is t)(e masquerade going? I'm a teensy bit too busy to come, but I )(ope everyone )(as SO MUC)( FUN!!! <3
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Tip Of T)(e Day: If some weird )(oe tries to sandtagonize you in your mentions w)(ile you're just MINDING your ABYSSIN-ESS, it's best to just let )(er keep going w)(ile you go and do somefin better wit)( your time. S)(e'll get bored eventually. Like tiny barkbeasts, some people just like to yap and yap and yap until t)(ey tire t)(ems)(ellves out. R-E-EFM-EMB-ER: You are a lotus flower. 🪷
Someone needs to get t)(is little gill toget)(er before I do. 38)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, maybe ewven leash. i alwvays keep a wviolet collar on me for emergencies like this, you should get into the habit of carrying one vwith your color on it. real nice shorthand for establishing wvhos the boss. okay, nowv for the nitty gritty. thats a stupid fucking phrase, nitty gritty. anywvays, there are a fewv types of jade i see. the easiest, but maybe the most boring, are the innocent jades. bright eyed, bushy tailed, dumber than a doorknob. theyll do vwhat you say, beliewve wvhat you say, and lowve evwery second of it. you dont need a guide for her, cmon, just be confident and take vwhat you wvant, shell thank you for it. so a bit tougher are like... dunno hovw to describe em, exactly. theyll turn into the first type of jade wvith some lovwing, but theyre like a real person at first. usually still swveet and bubbly, but theyvwe got some brains. thats vwhere you attack. see, in my experience, jades hate hawving brains. underneath all that genki girl shit, shes like, sad and stuff. shes super smart, and powverful, and hard on herself because she dont think shes enough. you cant let her think shes enough, obwviously, except enough to be your cute lil pet. you gotta help her get into the right mindspace to shut her brain off. givwe her praise, offer her help, unload as much of her mental load onto yourself as you can. appeal to that puppy part of her, its alwvays powverful. she might yip a lil, but her barks vworse than her bite. actually, thats not true, dealing wvith jades has backfired on me once or twvice, but its usually still vworth it. just as an addendum, jades arent as freaky as roses, but they still tend to be pretty freaky. youll nevwer hawve to push em as much, theyre like, in constant heat or something. try letting them get a good wvhiff of you, that wvorks for some of em. but yeah, they lowve getting themselvwes into situations vwhere theyll havwe to do wvhat you say, so take advwantage of that, obwviously. for not being magic gals i find them messed up vweirdly a lot, do wvith that wvhat you wvill. also, theres that vwhole grimdark thing. dont think ivwe ewver taken adwvantage of it myself, but theres gotta be something to that, right? also, if youre a bronze? good for you pal, you knowv vwhat to do. rating time bod: jades tend curwvier, sometimes wvay too much. you vwouldnt think thats possible, but it is. still, cant complain too much about getting more to hold, if you knovw wvhat im saying. sometimes theyre buff vwhich is fine, but just not really my thing 8/10 vwariety: the puppy play is fun and all, but its pretty much vwhat youre gonna get out of a jade. 5/10 ease: jades are so fuckin easy <3 the scritches are all you need most of the time 9/10 personality: can get a lil annoying and i prefer a bit more meat to my convwersations, but its hard to go vwrong wvith a cutie wvho vwants you bad 8/10 ovwerall? 8/10. im alvways happy to see a jade since i knowv im gonna havwe a fun time wvith her. only real problem is that a lotta jades just arent my thing, but those gals wvill make it real obwvious real quick, so its easy to wveed em out. wvoof vwoof.
★ND I'M B★CK IN THE M★ZE?!
At least you want me alive, I'll take it. But you are right; world leaders do die constantly. And I'm glad you think I'd be missed to that degree.
Again, if you all can hear "All of the Lights" emanating from the Gray House, do not be alarmed. I just do that sometimes.
I can't hurt Trollbama ever. I can't have someone be disappointed in me. Especially not a Bro.
Trollbama didn't get hurt.
MR STRIDER YOU ARE SCARING MY BELOVED CONSTITUENTS. I AM FINE. I AM UNHURT. HAD I BEEN INJURED, I PROMISE YOU, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN EVERYONE'S PROBLEM!
Ho ho ho, who wants to come sit upon Santa Claws lap and tell him what they want this perigees eve? (Hotties who can throw it back crazy style only, all rights reserved, limited to while supplies last)
Someone doesnt want bountiful gifts and treats this perigees eve!
More like fantasies. It's flattering, though. Keep dreaming!
hell yeah girl power #WomenInSTEM
...No. 🙁
/\ Still none, huh /\
Ho Ho Ho, Merry May 12th, or as me and the toy shop slaves like to call it: Merry big cup of melted cheese day.
https://i.postimg.cc/SK6ZL3s7/image-2026-05-12-182643714.png anautter dynamic duo down
W)(y must life conspire against me... I )(ave a migrain t)(at's so bad I'm going blind 38/
/\ Right /\ /\ Never had to fight to the death with them /\ /\ Because I’m still here, and killing people castes above me is a crime /\
And then we’ll speak again afterwards. Haa Haa.
wrow
Ha ha. Me as well.
✐ᝰ I love that you're giving Hayaah this reaction. She deserves to know she really really got you ᝰᝰ
/\ Well /\ /\ What a nice thing to wake up to /\
Ha ha. I tolld you.
{hIlArIoUs.}
Raking in the ¢aegar$ from betting on Gold.
-=[ hayaah never die ?_☺]=-
nothin kills hayaah. not anymore. not again!
-- crypticCllinomaniac has set their status to MIRTHFUL 🤣 --
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/\ I’m gonna be insufferable for a while /\
po1nts and laughs
out there celebrat1ng after turn1ng your back on the body lol lmfao
HIC fails at her team rocket schemes again. We love to see it.
{i aM LaUgHiNg aT YoU, cAcKlInG EvEn.}
Doesn't even know rule number 1.
th1s 1s so sad for you lol, god forb1d someone f1gures out a very blatant loophole and gets away w1th 1t lmao
Is that really so hard to believe when you, yourself, are one with the aspect of Life? By the way, relatedly, I do appreciate your variants ’donation’ of blood.
lol. lmao.
fuck my pan st1ll hurts
AHAHAHAHAHAHA GOLLDIES STAY WINNIN
In such a place as this, unexpected resources often find their way to unexpected parties.
II can't believe II missed out on #milkhour ! FUCK!
Bolld move, llittlle rebell.
I would prefer that you did not try to do that. Very evocative, though.
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@gildedLivewire Did you order a pizza?
Hey, what's happening to Wrothe!? Unhand him immediately!
@cationicAgonist Leave Wrothe Alone!
they're laughing now but one day a true equal and anonymous culture shift will happen and i promise it will be better.
Phew, ended up dozing off pretty quickly after all of that. The afternoon grogginess continues to plague me though, so excuse me for just a moment while I make myself a fresh pot of coffee! :B
They will find their way, in their own time. I have faith. Love can power you through any hardship.
Now WHO wants me to do a 6480 spin on my board?
Bllab on, llapdog. Your words are a singlle grain of sand on the beach of my afterllife.
The Duellist is akin to a twinklle in Sburbs eye in comparison to my sweeps upon sweeps of existence. And though they have yet to achieve llasting peace, I came into it llong ago. You cannot harm me in a way that matters.
Seems I struck a nerve with that llast one. Ha ha.
Even now, the Empress of your peoplle roills in anger at my message. This is a sign, peoplle.
Remember. Every threat, every encouragement of viollence unto one another, every way they pit you against each other, fiscally, emotionally, relligiouslly, physically, that's them desperatelly trying to keep you from waking up to the desollate and cracked earth that forms the soill of your Imperiall garden. Break your chains, REFUSE to capitullate. Onlly then are you free. Skate on. 🛼😎🤘 #BllaiddWisdom
Gllad to see my rebell message is resonating in so many pushers. Rock on, my underdogs. The freedom of your soull will NEVER die, so llong as you don't llet it.
My Punk Rock Legion grows with every passing hour! One day, not today, not tomorrow, but one day, that accumullating strength of llove for one another and hope for a brighter tomorrow shall shine so bright that it shall bllind the Empresses eyes forever, and she will be unablle to see the beauty we shall construct without her watchfull gaze. Fight on.
It is good to have my mind called back to comforting thoughts. My Shining Star, ever guiding me to warmth. Never shall another ever deign to take her pllace.
It h3-lps. Thanks.
Quite ancient. Ha ha.
W3-ll fuck m3-, I think I just got anci3-nt wisdom3-d.
Even among the most kindhearted and virtuous of our kind, it is common to have pasts as murky as the waters of the most fetid swamp. You are all of your accumullated actions, efforts, and intentions. In particullar, the choices made to stray from the path you once tread.
3-v3-ry so oft3-n I'm r3-mind3-d what a total pi3-c3- of shit I us3-d to b3- and I just n3-3-d to focus r3-ally hard on who I am now b3-for3- I can start sinking too d3-3-p in my own sham3-. Lol.
I had to re-up on my rabies vaccine because of you all.
nooo no no nothing to worry a8out here your imperiousness ૮ ˙ ﻌ˙ ა
To those who feel they may have rabies, please refer to my head of Health & Safety, @alarmingApothecary, for further assistance.
Please stop attempting to get rabies. Rabies is very bad.
I do not agree with you. But I am glad you feel fine.
Please note, it is not BANNED to get rabies. I am merely stating it would be beneficial for the entire populace to avoid the spread of rabies. If you wish to have a problem with my policies, I encourage you to at least pick a statement that truly highlights an issue of freedoms.
Then it will be ★n even fight for whoever opposes me.
Then I won't trip.
smash oor pass? alrighty, i'll tell y'all if i'd smash oor pass yoou if ya coomment
We are all thankful fo+r Her but She do+esn’t require it She just wants us to+ be the best we can be because She lo+ves us
✨The stars today...✨ ...shuffle cautiously in the chaos! Don't fight the circumstances today. Go with the flow. If you can harmonize with the dissonance, you'll avoid disaster. If confusion gets the better of you, beware... Lucky numbers are 7, 8, 11, 36, and 98!!! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
Where I'm from we c★ll fries pot★to jeremies
/\ And so it ends /\ /\ Why did I even prepare for invasion /\ /\ Why did I think anything would come of this /\ /\ The state of the Empire made me think that the leaders were incompetent but I never expected this low /\
omgg yall have no clue how long i jus zoned out forrr
T)(is is t)(e greatest fing ever )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/wx2XnC2p/Cattail1.webp
k im sober but i got 2 hours of sleep last nite and ur all annoyin af so stfu x2
When you’re drunk this waffle residence is a waffle hive.
Feferi is listening to: )(ttps://music.youtube.com/watc)(?v=8UJ1_tlnF1s&si=cd)(LWDsld6Oc1nvU
Y-y-y-you YOU you YOU YOU YOU. YOU WILL BE SPARED. TO STAY ALIVE. SO THAT I MAY REPAY YOUR IMPUDEN TEN-REPAY YOUR IMPUDENCE TENFOLD. I WILL HAVE-HAVE-HAVE A SUBPROGRAM DEDICATED TO DETESTING AND RIVALING YOU YOU P-P-PUTRID CREATURE.
What is an EMPRESS to a GODDESS?
Ye★h, ex★ctly.
...You think II'm beautiful? :))) <3 <3 <3
Hi everybody! :) <3 II hope you're having a wonderful evening!
Another reminder: please take your medication.
I do not understand this replly. Expllain.
There is no such thing as justice - not in our time, anyway. It is our responsibility to tear down the foundations of evil inherent to the world as it is now, and make way for the next generation - the generation unburdened by the conditioning we have been given - to build a new, brighter future.
Confession: Some of you ★re toler★ble. Lik★ble even.
/\ So much "oh good and evil don't matter they're just social constructs" jerking off /\ /\ Have fun mauling those strawmen /\ #nsfw I guess technically
✐ᝰ That's good. This seems like something written by a lonely person, is all. ᝰᝰ
they just let anybody on this site huh
/\ You know what /\ /\ Probably had too high an expectation /\ /\ Stupid of me /\
Honestly HIC and this new squad she is making feels more like anime team rocket then anything else so.
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/63a1da73f82c07774c77052c/a5cc6ff4-8bb9-40d9-9051-21ec1ba69cae/Notrita.jpg
see? even better :)
The one bright side was that the sea-dwellers were far too terrified to ever wander near those Shores. They knew what happened to their predecessors.
and don’t forget, people, it’s also #fu(k7ourfriendsfrida7! #nsfw
Omg, the jellybeans are swarming today. #WatchAndLearn
My husband might be the world's worst enabler, but it's so funny.
Horoscope will be posted later today. II have important business matters two attend two!!! Eagerly await my return, cuties. Muah! Twodles.
What, you gonna send me a shellfie? 💅
II woke up so tired...!!! This should be physically impossible. #Grumpy
A cute dork? What else is new. <3
II have two remind myself two find everyone II met at Fight Night tonight...!!! <3 Thanks for the great time, everyone!
I do not recall addressing you. Farewell
Failure is as necessary a teacher as success. Though its methods may be more painful, it is through hardship that we grow.
A great meeting with my constituents. Thank you both, @controversialMilk & @naughtyTechnician, for sharing your opinions! https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/kryqus/obamna.png
✨The stars today...✨ ... are telling me how beautiful II look today! Oh goodness, thank you. II'm honestly blushing!!! <3 <3 <3 They're also suggesting the rest of you take a look in the mirror, reflect on your best traits, and decide how the day will go from there. How can you ROCK it today? <3 Lucky numbers are 2, 3, 5, 23, and 32! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
I have returned from my Cabinet-mandated date night (A dragon threatened to kill/kidnap me so Broseph has been following me around & forced me to sleep in his residence). I have never seen a Dave Strider variant look so excited in my life.
I have horrible news, but I would not consider him a rival. He is, at best, a two-episode minor villain. However, he is still a villain nonetheless.
Even if your spirit is broken, even if it all seems pointless, never stop moving forward. Crawl if you have to, but don't ever lie down and give up.
I never promised which Empress I would go after. Don't act so shellshocked.
✐ᝰ Damn you can't help heckling a gold even when they're not a troll. Sheesh ᝰᝰ
Come and get me, pretender to the throne. I'm not backing down.
I fly freely in space, while you are hopelessly trapped by gravity.
Your body is free of Alternia's gravity, but your soul never will be.
Even if you cannot change the past, it is never too late to change the future.
Allow people to into your heart while you have the chance. It is a terrible thing to be alone.
·₊˚☄ @redRanger I wish to join as the Gold Ranger. Is this position available? ☆彡
WRONG! To love is to experience emotion, both good and bad. Without pain and sorrow, there is no joy and hope.
I'm probably nonbinary but I )(ave a job to worry about so idrc about t)(at karp rn
·₊˚☄ Tomorrow is a new day, a new opportunity for you to make the same mistakes and dig yourself deeper into your own grave. ☆彡
@gallantChar revenge can be a p0werful m0tivat0r but it will burn y0u m0re than it burns the target 0f y0ur hatred :)
Today I got to have filtered water and even some apple juice.
Remember that if you do not find sleep often enough, it may begin to find you first. Good night and good light, my friends, wherever you all may be.
Gettin' 10k kult without begging, pleading, or postin' nudes. Just my raw, swelling, unrestricted charmisma carryin' me.
kantan never dies
*Remember! PLEADING is a viable tactic to end battles peacefully! If you make yourself seem small and pitiable, they might feel bad enough to just... Stop. It's worth a try! #tips #tutorial
Top things you don't want to hear working in the Gray House: • "Huh, that's weird,” from the DoD lab specifically, said with a tone of genuine surprise. • ”WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?” • ”Where’s Meenah? No, I’m serious. Where the fuck is Meenah?” • “I want you to do it. In fact, I’m begging you to do it. Try me. I would love to test this drone out. Please give me a reason.”
i think i know how the royalty tend to take advantage of those who actually do their work for them
II KNOW YOU SAW IT CAN YOU AT LEAST REPLY https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d9d368b8b762.png
@adaptiveMenace Sooo... how are those inter-dimensional barriers and defense ships coming along... No reason...
you need to take a directing course!!!
moxie you need a new job. you deserve better than this :/ your passion is too strong for this slop. and also you're way too hot to waste your time with subpar porn. you should be in a proper production with people who are in love with the arts of fucking!! you look great tho, as always
he7 i know some of those people
i zaid i w0u1d p0zt the vide0. here y0u are. thiz waz the rezcue 0f @mega10memez in c0njuncti0n with @bumme1b00gie @ne0na11night @pu1chritudep0werh0uze @inzpectingpick1ez @1ight0fdem0cracy [the attached vide0 iz fr0m pazca1'z perzpective, and a 1itt1e zhaky. the zcene 0penz 0n a z0rt 0f dingy r00m, a p0rta1 t0 the zide. the 0therz are a1ready there, peter in fr0nt and nyrita and zara near the p0rta1. there iz a ta11 purp1eb100d (the 0bzerver) wh0 haz been zh0t a few timez, and karama, tied t0 a chair. the next few m0mentz are cha0tic: nyrita gr0wz c1awz and zendz a b01t 0f fire at the 0bzerver az zara readiez herze1f t0 zh00t. the chair c0ntaining karama iz pu11ed up and 0ut 0f the way, and pr0b1em z1euth jumpz in, grabbing 0nt0 the chair 1eg and beginz t0 zh00t at the purp1eb100d az we11. the fire iz caught by a zca1pe1-1ike zpear az peter zh0utz z0mething. runez are carved int0 the air az karama iz pu11ed back, and the 0bzerver c0ntinuez t0 d0dge. nyrita appearz with a zi1ver chain in fr0nt 0f the purp1e, their weap0nz c1azhing. zudden1y, the c10wn jumpz up and t0wardz peter, kn0cking him 0ut. the vide0 g0ez a 1itt1e fuzzy at the edgez az peter'z b0dy iz pu11ed t0wardz the camera, then behind it. a g1ance 0ver at the gr0up that iz zara, peter, karama and z1euth, bef0re the camera trackz z1euth running and 1eaping at the purp1e. knivez dig int0 the c10wn, and he fa11z t0 a knee. dezpite the 1ack 0f z0und, it'z c1ear he'z 1aughing. invizib1e f0rce zh0vez them back int0 a wa11 and there'z a beat. then that fuzzinezz again az the c10wn thr0wz 0ff z1euth, zending him tumb1ing az he ztandz. the zpear iz thr0wn 1ike a jave1in at the man, and the kick that redirectz it zh0u1dn't be en0ugh t0 d0 z0. z0mething iz he1ping him whi1e nyrita chargez the c10wn, zh0ving him back t0wardz the wa11. z1euth thr0wz knivez int0 the air, and they hang there, caught by invizib1e handz. the 0bzerver vanizhez, reappearing next t0 the zca1pe1. right 0ver z1euth. then there'z karama, tack1ing her ancezt0r and zh0uting. a gun iz p0inted t0 hiz head. he 1aughz, vanizhing again. nyrita chargez again, aiming f0r the zca1pe1, then the man himze1f, and the knivez f1y int0 the purp1e. when he d0dgez 0ne, it 100pz ar0und t0 try again. it'z a team eff0rt, az z1euth aimz and c1ear1y zayz z0mething t0 karama. the 0n1y edited part 0f the vide0, a 1arge "jackp0t" appearing ab0ve karama, z1euth and zara az they a11 un10ad 0n the purp1eb100d. wh0 z10w1y ztandz. then z10wwww1y t0pp1ez t0 the zide. the camera zt0pz and z00mz in, az if making zure he'z dead, bef0re the rec0rding endz] #vi01ence #death #g0re #b100d #vide0
They shoulda built a religion on being bulletproof then maybe things would start panning out a bit better for 'em.
Well. Can't say I expected to Search and Rescue on my first day of being hired but this wasn't exactly one I could sit out. In other news: It's just so goddamn fun unloading bullets into purplebloods. The stupid bastards just stand there and take it.
I have lived many lives. You might not believe me if I told you the half of it! But, the past is the past, and to look behind you for too long is to cease moving forward. As for me, moving forward is putting a nice big pot of tea on the fire — perhaps I will return after, or perhaps I will fall asleep, cup in hand! Is there any better way to spend a night?
I am simply broadening my advertising for my boutique!
Darling, I hope the order of velour felt came to you in pristine manner. Enjoy your puppet making!
theres still time!!!
MISS SERENITY. NOT YOU TOO.
YOU’RE THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE?
FUCK YEAH UNCLE AIIROH.
I will never use the ‘hate’ react on somebody’s message. Hate is an illness that warps the soul, but forgiveness is the medicine that soothes it.
Is HIC going to get her ass kicked by the power rangers? I would pay to watch that.
I would never argue with a woman. I will, however, gently suggest alternatives while backing away slowly and maintaining eye contact.
" Ocean man, take me by t)(e )(and Lead me to t)(e land t)(at you understand " #lyricposting
I'm very sorry, your highness. - MC Oleana
the empress hates me cause kantan never die
Alright, here it is. A reward for all your efforts. I've been a very bad troll... Don't tell my boss, because what I've been up to is very, VERY #NSFW. No, seriously. Don't tell my boss. #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7863bf4a02e6.png - MC Oleana
... #TwirlingMyHair #Blushing #Vaguepost ♠️
My door is always open two a fellow empress if you ever get bored of hollow threats. II'll be waiting. <3
Okay take your medication again.
I think HIC didn't like that post. So I wish Jade Harley a even better day.
I wish every Jade Harley a good day.
Ha! Apologies, miss Imperious, but the "natural order" may not be so natural after all if it turns out that wicked energy is better channeled towards a better, happier, SMARTER, more sophisticated society. And yes, that's precisely what II aim two do! II'm going two give every troll born on MY planet the opportunity two live a strong, healthy, happy life without fear of their neighbor OR their goddess. A society where they feel they belong, that they would be happy two fight for. You could probably learn a thing or two from my idealism, so keep an eye on me. ;)
It absolutely isn't funny! ...Though... II suppose II do appreciate some... "slapstick" humor now and then... But that's totally different and not the same at all!!!
thiz he1pz. thank y0u :>
thank y0u. :>
need z0me0ne t0 te11 me it iz 0kay t0 thr0w ar0und a purp1e. higher cazte the better. #vi01ence
Ugh. 🙄 Violence is sooo boring, especially people who make it their ONLY personality trait. It's way harder two be peaceful and restrained, and way more respectable. 💅 #VAGUEPOSTING #YUCKYyou
well 7eah onl7 (ow milk is (ow broth. goat milk isn't (ow broth, that'd be dumb
memeti( is being ver7 generous to be honest
Please take your medication if you have not already done so.
I'm )(ig)( and upset from getting rejected. -Everyfin Codamn suckssss -Except monopoly Monopoly rules
My god, people! My mom just let me drink cola! How cool is that? Now I'm playing Fortnite and drinking cola! YIPPEE!
you miss ewvery shot you dont take pravwncess
fvcking real.
wvhy dont my poor life choices ewver lead to a fuchsia saying she ovwns me?
✐ᝰ I think maybe this could have been a dm. Or are you flexing? ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I think she just likes lookin at us or something ᝰᝰ
Hoping she does? Very much not my type.
✐ᝰ She is NOT beating the "has a thing for goldies" allegations ᝰᝰ
Does the Empress lurk on my profile to detest every chit I post? If so, stupid funny
My off-screen boss doesn't even know I'm fighting tooth-and-nail for his honor right now. He's blissfully and contently eating his grubcake and he doesn't even know. #MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty - MC Oleana
i mean i think she's still trying to do that tbf but its not a practicall llikellihood due to universall factors
✐ᝰ So gracious of you, Gamgam. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Gamgam Condy, pay my medical bills? 💕 ᝰᝰ
FUCK OFF, TOOTS.
POV: You're the grubcake in the display case that the chairmancer is about to break his diet for. #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/effccbcb3d0b.png - MC Oleana
✨The stars today...✨ ...forgot two remind me two post a horoscope so you don't get one today. #OOPS
Ten likes and I'll ask out my crus)( Ten )(ates and I'll ask t)(em out as well Ten of anyfin and I'll do it Yea)( t)(at seems fair
As I am able to fully simulate what you would create in my mind, I will be the first to inform you it is not very good.
This is like stealing candy from a baby, which is fine by me, because candy is bad for babies!
bREAD AND C1RCUSES, THE CARROT AND ST1CK. rEMEMBER WHAT REALLY MATTERS 1N THE FACE OF OPULENCE, - n1TRAM-DONO
Once Chittr.ing grants the ability to delete Chitts I'm going to post the most insane things you people could only dream of, I'll tell you that.
t)(at's R-E-ELy mean and rude I )(ope you learn to turn t)(e ot)(er fin and less of a clownfis)(. But I appreciate t)(e follow back :)
Don't look at this Chitt this was for me and me alone.
need him to follow me around like a lost barkbeast thatll fix me
X The first cool fuchsia? x
I love )(aving an Alc)(emiter to make t)(ings like t)(is! )(ttps://i.postimg.cc/ydfdr7z7/IMG-9992copy.jpg
I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUSINESS THE EMPRESS THINKS SHE HAS HITTING THE HATE REACT ON ANTI-CROCKER REBELLION POSTERS. DID YOUR PAN MELT OUT OF YOUR FINS? DID SOME OF THE MUSCLE GET CAUGHT UP IN THERE AND TWIST YOUR SYNAPSES INTO LITTLE BOWS? THAT POSTER ISN'T ABOUT YOU. BETTY. BATTERBITCH. BATTERWITCH. WHATEVER PEOPLE WANT TO CALL HER, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JANE CROCKER. THE POLAR FUCKING OPPOSITE OF THE CONDESCE. THE COBWEB-DRY BABYMAKER BITCH WHO OUTLAWED TROLL REPRODUCTION. THE LONG RED NAILS THAT GRAB THE SKULL OF EVERY TROLL WHO DARES BE THEIR OWN SPECIES AND SINKS SO DEEP INTO THEIR SKIN IT CRACKS THE CHITINOUS LAYER BENEATH IT. THE LONG FORK OF THE LAW WHO PUTS TROLLS IN WHAT WE WOULD CALL OUTGLUT ENCAMPMENTS, BUT SHE CALLS NEIGHBORHOODS -- BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GIVE THE SLIGHEST INKLING OF WHAT COULD ONE DAY ASSEMBLE AT A SUBATOMIC LEVEL TO BECOME A SHIT ABOUT TROLL TERMINOLOGY, CULTURE, VALUES, TRADITIONS, EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF OUR WAY OF LIFE MAKES HER TURN THAT TRIPLE LAYERED CHIN UP IN DISGUST. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND ASK A QUESTION EVERY NOW AND THEN BEFORE YOUR FRONDS GRAVITATE TO THE HATE BUTTON FROM FORCE OF HABIT, OR ELSE I'M GONNA START BELIEVING I WAS WRONG ABOUT *EVERYTHING* THE EMPRESS STOOD FOR.
haha still not a fan of fuchsias. preaching to a choir i suppose but my reasons may be different. and if you are fuchsia. why? why not just. reject that. it'll be better for you.
and t)(en I played some video games :D
I ate some cookies today and )(ad some lemonade
I'M TIRED AND I'VE GOT THE LATE NIGHT DUMPS. ASK ME ANYTHING.
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Uwahhhh they're giving me an extra serving of nutrient slop! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
W)(at do you call a fis)( wit)( no -Eye a fis)( !
Condy girl this ain't about you I'm clowning on som3- oth3-r jackass fuchsia rn. Stop b3-ing obs3-ss3-d with m3- my dad says I'm not allow3-d to b3- kill3-d :\
Don't t3-ll anyon3- I hav3- s3-lf awar3-n3-ss but this r3-ally f3-3-ls lik3- s3-3-ing a t3-rribl3- pictur3- of your young3-r s3-lf and wond3-ring how you thought you w3-r3- pulling that haircut off
Please remember to take your medication. Also, remember, 9pm. You know the rule: those are the devil's thoughts, not your own.
)+|ello. People of C)+|iʇʇr. I )+|ave been gone for longer ʇ)+|an inʇended. Dismiss my absence.
I need to start going back to church.
#tHEsPACEhASbEENwATCHED iT TOOK ME ALL NIGHT, tO CONSTRUCT THIS, bUT i THINK IT IS A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF THE BOND, sHARED BETWEEN TWO OF MY GOOD FRIENDS, aND ALSO, mE, sO i HAVE DECIDED TO ENGAGE IN A COMMON eARTH C PASTIME, tHAT IS, tHE CREATION OF A "FANCHILD" WHICH i THINK, aCTUALLY ALREADY SORT OF EXISTS, iN OTHER TIMELINES, sO THIS IS JUST MY PERSONAL RENDITION OF, tHIS PERSON i DO NOT KNOW, bUT ANYWAYS, hERE YOU GO! @GUTSYgUMSHOE @TERMINALLYcAPRICIOUS#2753 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1AA0E935D7D9.PNG
tHAT'S NOT VERY NICE, oF YOU,
cuz its t)(e answer a leader gives. i aint playin nice. aint like i aint )(ave t)(oug)(ts like u do. but i keep my s)(ip toget)(a. t)(e moment an empress s)(ows )(esitation t)(e moment someone cuts )(er t)(roat.
◌ "Don’t search for anything except peace. Try to calm the mind. Everything else will come on its own.” ⧂
appropriatin the use a gala for a leprechaun fundraiser is my foremost reason for not attendin there is nothin benevvolent about charity an aristocrat wwho calls himself a philanthropist is deep dowwn a morally detached libertine wwho substitutes the orphanage for a wwhorehouse such temerity a spirit an shame a ones heritage are the mark of a parvvenu wwhereas the pedigreed elite feel no guilt ovver excess understandin that it is not privvilege but divvine decree the goin against wwhich is a counterattack on creation itself also im glued to my ergonomic chair romancin bat eared goblin bitches in darkness slaughtermaster green edition
BMO is now the ruler of the universe! Come to me with your problems!
I need that man biblically by the way he looked so fucking good on dear fucking gog im fuckin boughdcnnnhhhhnnn (#NSFW Just to be safe) https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/FERAL.png
◌ Doesn't it? It's such a unique place. ⧂
Perhaps a stroll through Midnight City does sound rather lovely.
◌ Once this is over, I plan on taking a walk through the city. I figured out why they call it Midnight City - very literal. ⧂
ChatGPT, I miss my wife. I miss her a lot.
Quite so. I brought so many llow that day, and not for one microsecond did they ever think they had need for concern. They simplly drank and payed me llittlle mind.
Hmm. I have been ruminating much llatelly on my llife under my first titlle. Not the fondest memories, yet the memory of turning it all on its head IS one of my favorites. So absorbed in their hubris and sellf asuredness, they never saw it coming. Seadwellers can get their minds so mired in the brine, they faill to see that which happens so pllainlly on the surface.
VERY HAPPY MY FAMILY IS ALL ON CHITTR. [|:^)
o| TrOlLbAmA If yOu cAn hEaR Me i'lL GeT YoU GrUbBiTs fRoM TrOlL HoRtOnS |o
o| TrOlLbAmA If uR ReAdInG ThIs cAn yOu aBoLiSh tHe qUaDrAnT SyStEm fOr tEaLs sPeCiFiCaLlY OvEr tHe aGe oF 16 sWeEpS |o
I am proud to announce the donation of 82,300 caegars to Midnight City. Congratulations on all your hard work, Miss Serenity!
✐ᝰ YOU'RE HATING ON MY DINNER POST? LMAO C'mon Condy you can appreciate a gal who is good in the kitchen, can't you? ᝰᝰ
I CANT STOP WINNING! I CANT STOP WINNING! I CANT STOP WINNING! I CANT STOP WINNING! I CANT STOP WINNING!
✐ᝰ Enchiladas, red rice, and a cute little salad for cute little Soleah for surviving the work day! ᝰᝰ
ALSO, YOUR CONTRACTOR IS TECHNICALLY MY DAD FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE. THATD BE WEIRD. —EMBER💥
I cannot attend this Galla event, but if any attending experience any stimullating partner dances, do refer them my way. I am curious.
I have seen that in other species culltures, particullarlly that of the humans, the sun and sunrise are seen as herallds of hope and a better future. It conjured to the mind memories of my Lady staying up llong past the rest of our regiments to greet the dawn, on her own. I woulld occasionally refrain from slleep as well, to keep her company, though I coulld not greet the morning llight with her, and instead needed shellter nearby. One wishes they coulld have greeted that llight with her, just us two. I am sure it was as filled with beauty as the llight I saw in her own eyes.
Goregle what's the goin' rate for an engagement ring on a sleuth's budget?
...sweetpea, i can guarantee this isn't about you it's okay...
✐ᝰ Literally not you, you're in my pocket of awesome goldies now. It will never be you. ᝰᝰ
ssorryy....
✐ᝰ She is so deseperate for some sort of clout.. Embarrassing.. ᝰᝰ
do you people. have any hobbies. other than. hating posts. you should really. invest. in basket weaving. or crocheting. or doing. literally. anything else. than being. boring and petulant.
its called "hype moments and aura" (for when i whoop her ass at DDR)
/\ Rulers don't rule because they're good at it /\ /\ Rulers don't rule because they'll kill you all if you don't listen /\ /\ Rulers don't rule because of any inherent leadership quality /\ /\ Rulers rule because they're allowed to /\ /\ If you don't listen to them, they're just a loud shithead /\ /\ Some deserve to be listened to, of course /\ /\ But you have the power to decide who and why /\
/\ Should do more on here than barking and harassing random empresses /\
I refuse to hate this one. Sorry, Meenah. I am so very proud!
wait no she did it
DRONE STRIKE CANCELED !!!!!!
Please do+n't be silly like that again yo+u gave me a panic attack
Apologies. Perhaps keep the grubs in the caverns next time.
I'll be ho+nest I'm no+t sure tho+se are tro+ll grubs
… Oh. Okay.
Exactly! Exactly!
And the president has NO BUSINESS getting silly.
Haha no guys I wasn’t going to actually drone strike the grub caverns. You guys are so silly. I didn’t have to active the emergency disengagement. That would be silly.
just hold on a minute
Wait guys my bad she still might win. Waiting on confirming that drone strike.
✐ᝰ #girlsnackwhiledinnercooks ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ She hate hated on my peanut butter sandwich for no reason. Girl, it's just my sandwich. ᝰᝰ
the biggest threat this llady poses is the fucking bllender she turns my notifications into
✐ᝰ Peanut butter sandwich. :) ᝰᝰ
girll come on i llaughed at your funny joke that llike makes us even
✐ᝰ You understand that she only knows one of the three people you're looking for info on, right???? ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ This is really embarrassing for you. It's not even like... Cruel? It's just silly as hell. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Not the way you're going about it. ᝰᝰ
I hope all have been well. There have been some circumstances preventing me from being still long enough to check this slab. We are safe, and our arms still welcome those who need assistance. If all you need is a shoulder to lean on, we are here, all around you. You must never feel as though you are alone. There will always be someone nearby who is willing to help, even if it can feel difficult to find or seek such individuals out. Allow others to partake in what warmth you have to offer, but do not overwork yourself in the process.
I will never 8e a 8ottom to an Empress, revolting heresy. #nsfw
almast there #kullvkult
I have tried to be very cautious in only hating the Meenath who is on my Cabinet. If I dislike any of your Chitts by accident, I deeply apologize.
Would you like me to instead mediate your chitts instead of liking them as I traditionally would?
B33 < you have all the time you want to figpurr that meowt
like deva said! and also, you have us, your friends!
Remember to treat lowbloods wit)( love and care! T)(eir lives may be s)(ort, but t)(at's all t)(e reason moar to treat t)(em w)(ale.
Yeah. I guess we'll see. But from how I see it, I've already won.
Z. yet to meet a troll wwho bitez az much az they bark #zuggeztivve #vvaguepozting .Z
oh no, are you pissy that your other self got murked by some lowbloods? too bad so sad! :D
oh can it meenah.
You can fuck off.
Girl, nobody asked.
OH MY GOD SHUT UPPPPP
Well. Um. There is very little you can do! As a redblood! Besides be kind and hoꫂ❁e you receive kindness back! So. Um. I think really this is just your system working as intended! ❣︎
I think I also? Can ꫂ❁robably not be reached by her? But it is conceꫂ❁tually! A little nerve wracking! ❣︎
Um. I think the emꫂ❁ress is uꫂ❁set that I am gay? ❣︎
And also she is wrong at last about me on account of I am not really interested in women or tyrants like that so at least one ꫂ❁erson wishing you well did not in fact "simꫂ❁" for her "beautiful raw body" If that's, um. Worth anything. ❣︎
For what it is worth! And I am not reꫂ❁lying to her directly because that seems inadvisable! I don't think aesthetic attraction towards one troll negates the earnestness of wishing warmth uꫂ❁on another. Generally sꫂ❁eaking! ❣︎
How fortunate am I, to have the grandest displlay of an assaullt on the bullbs that is a certain Fuchsia wretch. Waste your time ellsewhere, not upon mine most vullnerablle posts.
Mm. It inspires guillt. Thank you nonethelless.
There are many very nice young trolls on this website. It is more kindness than I have earned. Save your sweet compassions for those who yet llive, for they are wasted on the Dead.
Ahem. Due to several auditions having been submitted for TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL without the final tapes being published to the feed, @starPower and I are allowing an emergency final 24 hours for any remaining submissions. Please feel free to message me directly with any inquiries. See @starPower's pinned post for submission details. The broadcast will begin on May 11th. See you there!
...i was about to have another crash out about what possible reality could exist where Her Inept Cluelessness could possibly have managed to ascend the throne... ...and then she tried to actually insult me and i went lol ok so you really don't got nothin in there... ... i'm good y'all, i'm getting back to my night...
✐ᝰ There are old people fighting in my replies. Can someone get Trollbama on the line or something? ᝰᝰ
What now?
✐ᝰ You don't have to handle it, I just wanted someone to sit with me through this time. ᝰᝰ
In that case, I am more than happy to sit with you.
✐ᝰ There's this Condy that keeps getting owned. It's kinda funny. ᝰᝰ
Haha. Nice.
We know.
✐ᝰ Did anyone have HIC posting thirst traps on their bingo card for today? lmao ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I made steak for dinner btw. I love cooking. People (not you silly HIC) should come to my hive so I can make dinner for them sometimes. :) ᝰᝰ
Nah that mad3- p3-rf3-ct s3-ns3-, babygirl, I think your r3-ading compr3-h3-nsion's just with3-r3-d
✐ᝰ WE DON'T KNOW HER? LMAO ᝰᝰ
...i was calling you stupid, queenie...
You'r3- boutta join th3- list, broski
✐ᝰ HIT THE SLIME CURREE ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ REELED HER IN WITH THE ENGAGEMENT BAIT BOYS. IT'S A BIGG'UN ᝰᝰ
...lol. lmfao even...
✐ᝰ She boosted it again and then her boss told her to come play golf already played in the past that they will be playing in the future or whatever ᝰᝰ
This was posted 3 days ago. You still haven't gotten over it? Genuinely curious how some randoms on Chittr ticked you off enough for you to put an ongoing bounty on 'em.
Why - do you even - have a scale on your form - for betting - when you are likely going to put a bounty - on whoever answers too low >
I call3-d h3-r cring3-, p3-rsonally
✐ᝰ I don't even remembe what I did. ᝰᝰ
Y3-ah it's kind of hilarious
Fucking lol. I was expecting more than that. Like anti-caste activism or some shit. But Jesus H. Dick, that's actually depressingly pathetic.
me and my b1g FUCK1NG mouth.
1’m so glad that b1tch forgot about me lmfao. back to normal noth1ng post1ng
I r3-ally can't wait to s3-3- how long it tak3-s for you to giv3- up on this auction thing.
good luck with that
dude you summon her by tallking about her. don't we got enough things to worry about oursellves
i'm having a g00d day. 0u0
I LOVE #DEMOCRACY!!!!!!!!
O+h my... Even if yo+u deny it, there's still so+ much o+f Meenah's temper in yo+u...
Lol. Link + I didn't say that + You're bald
TOO LONG. TOO MANY OF THE SAME WORD. OVER AND OVER. BRAIN OBVIOUSLY POISONED. BY POLLUTION. SENILITY. AND MERCURY. DID NOT READ. ZERO STARS.
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MEENAH. YOU WILL BE SMOKING ENTROPY WITH US.
FUCK YOUR KEEF. I WILL BE ROLLING ENTROPY IN BLUNTWRAP. AND FORCING THE PUPPET TO SMOKE IT WITH ME. #SUBSTANCE
NO.
I SHOULD GET SPHERE REDUCTION SURGERY.
can i try s0me?
✐ᝰ Thanks for sharing. :) ᝰᝰ
♯dumping a bunch of ♯bullshit into the ♯ocean ♯rn ♯lol
Received an invitation to a charity event. Upon confirming my attendance, the organizer reached out and specifically requested the presence of my Secretary of Defense and ensured I was aware the dress code is formal. #WhatDatMean
✐ᝰ Maybe I'm not all that worried about showing up to fightnight, actually. It'll probably be fine. ᝰᝰ
Staying clean is a virtue, and to be virtuous is to be closer to God! - Romans 8:16
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"[]KE" TH]S POST ]F YOU ARE COMM]TTED TO WORKP[ACE SAFETY!!!
truly the m1sery cont1nues but at least beetel's f1ne actually
Have you tried stabbing her
LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOONE why are you so obsessed w1th me lol
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Those who have faith in the Lord have preserved themselves for eternity. As I am unwavering in my dedication to Him, I have nothing to fear. God will see me through this, I assure you that much. I do wonder where you'll reside when judgement comes. Perhaps in the slums where those you foolishly condemn reside? Only time, and God, can tell. - Nehemiah 8:10
Hey lady, if you cant get your mitts on me, by all means. Do as you like to my lips. Just know Sleuth ain't that easy of a date.
And here I thought you were one-a those 'mass grave' types. Good to see ya got some respect for the dead, miss. I leave too fine-a corpse to just toss in a ditch.
The light of God will peek through even the darkest of clouds. Even in "hiding", my presence shines through like a beacon of hope to all trollkind. Hope this helps! - Hebrews 9:14
You're always welcome at my cathedral, friend! - Romans 8:11
I must apologize ahead of time to my devoted few who wish to see me in person, but I will not be attending this fight night. A little birdy has advised me to lay low. Ah, such is the life of a messenger of the Lord... They hate what they do not understand. They do not wish to see the truth. In due time, I suppose! - Exodus 19:5
Thank you kindly Mr. Hale! God be with you! - Psalm 37:23
Oh dear, is there another fight night coming? - 1 John 5:4
Sorry dollface but I was already pretty much doin' what I feel like already. The only thing I've held back on is commenting on how those gams-a yours go crazy, and where they can go crazier. But that's mostly because I've been waiting to see them up close before I committed to that stunt.
Together we can all annoy @coronateCruelty
✐ᝰ Damn.. Sure hope they find that Soleah Doreth person, she sounds dangerous ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ :) ᝰᝰ
sorry if this is llike. appropriation or smth hayaah. of llike... corpsekin. or whatevs
✐ᝰ Every corpse needs a cheerleader! Wahoo! ᝰᝰ
sometimes our dynamic feells llike you are a cheerlleader going ham at a graveside whille my unsightlly corpse pulls itsellf from the soggy soill. thank you for this
✐ᝰ Yay! Wahoo! ᝰᝰ
managed to finally stay awake for a few hours and eat my first REALL meall of the night. bllugh. im allive, technically.
Chat, is this allowed?
✐ᝰ ☝️ I can't be turned in, I have work tomorrow. ᝰᝰ
Lit3-rally alr3-ady want3-d by th3- 3-mpir3- in my own univ3-rs3-, but go off I gu3-ss. I'm sur3- you'll g3-t m3- this tim3-.
I'm on h3-r3- caus3- I call3-d h3-r cring3- btw. Your 3-mpr3-ss, 3-v3-rybody ❤️
i thnk im getin betr still sick tho https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e0bb57ad5b6.jpg
"Who's the Hell's been rubbing their snot on the idol of our Empress?" https://medi 1.tenor.com/m/8 jWNkCI4Gk C/its-me-golden-freddy.gif
it was an accident! a really cool accident that everyone is going to talk about forever because of how cool it was but an accident nonetheless!
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f0603b054e23.gif -In our top story tonight, millions of caegars in fleet damages inflicted in a freak accident. Admiralty officials are saying: Jegus what the fuck?
I find my mind wandering back to her. - 2 Corinthians 5:21
Stay good and God-fearing. - Proverbs 10:6
no surprise fish hitler h8ed that chit ~_@
Be still my soul my God doth undertake To guide the future as He has the past. Thy hope, thy confidence let nothing shake. All now mysterious shall be bright at last. Be still my soul. The waves and winds still know His voice who ruled them while He dwelt below. - Colossians 3:15 #lyricposting
1. Not my master. 2. Sure :)
Now t)(at I )(ave collected enoug)( information on t)(is... Sgrub from various sources, I am )(appy to declare t)(at you're all winners! T)(e point was fun! 38D
U know what? im niceys 2day.
#niceys.
♰ when will they learn their status brings little fear into my pusher you are just a troll just like me ♰
Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. - Ecclesiastes 4:9-10
♰ i did not ask you to but in. go honk your nose against a wall somewhere else juggalo ♰
♰ i hope they can find me :) ♰
You're right! It will be less. Twigs and pebbles, maybe? - 2 Chronicles 15:2b
No weapon that is fashioned against you shall succeed, and you shall refute every tongue that rises against you in judgment. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord and their vindication from me, declares the Lord. - Isaiah 54:17
Allow me to quote something directly. Just for you! I think it will help. Psalm 91:1-16 He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will abide in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say to the Lord, “My refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.” For he will deliver you from the snare of the fowler and from the deadly pestilence. He will cover you with his pinions, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness is a shield and buckler. You will not fear the terror of the night, nor the arrow that flies by day, ... I don't need to continue too far. I think the bible speaks very clearly regarding my protection from evil. - Matthew 18:15
They call me Prank Sinatra.
wy r u actin like u want that? u wnt my germs or sumthin?
I woulld perhaps stay off of my posts for a short whille Cllaire. I have attracted undesirablle attention.
Sad llittlle guppy. Chasing fish she cannot catch. Right through her fingers. #haiku
thx obama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/00d6c4911069.jpg
Mmmm. Nope, not a fan. #vagueposting
leg1t does she have noth1ng better to do lol
https://cdn.imgch3-st.com/fil3-s/40d5254dc3-f0.png h3-y quick qu3-stion why do3-s th3- fucking 3-mpr3-ss hav3- opinions about my boyfri3-ndposting
https://cdn.imgch3-st.com/fil3-s/2c0c666913-0b.png https://cdn.imgch3-st.com/fil3-s/3-0d3-243056aa.png pr3-s3-nt3-d with no comm3-nt btw
why d1d she see my post. 1 thought 1 was l1ke off everyone's radar or someth1ng. thats scary
wow, 1mag1ne an empress be1ng obsessed w1th you l1ke that lol
girl. cring3-.
✐ᝰ My horns aren't even long enough for that. L. Ratio. Etc etc. ᝰᝰ
/\ Not trying to say that highbloods don't benefit /\ /\ Just, they suffer too /\
does your incessant need to hound golldbllood chittrs tie back to some ancient insecurity? your mics on
shes lliterally obsessed with my entire blloodlline. freaky af
I'm handing the firm to a trusssted partner, ssstepping back. I will find sssomething elssse.
SSSilence. I will find my through, without resssorting to violence unlessssss absssolutely necessssssary. That isss the end of it, your Highnessssss. Forgive my insssolent tone, I am jussst sssick of violence.
hey fellas, she doesnt understand this is a mullti-timelline website! youre not even my empress! your threats are empty.
Been far too aware of a certain someone, as though things haven't been shitty enough.
suck my bullge maybe? ratio.
the empire will devour you. body and soull.
/\ Put your head in the oven /\ #violence #gore #cw-self-harm
prepare for my squirmy wwormy you wwretched dirtsniffer #nsfww
38) I don't )(ave w)(atever t)(at is available to my -Empire and I never will!
Do not reappropriate my work for your foull page. Your death, from whomever it is dellivered, shall be wretched to befit the fooll on the chopping bllock.
Recover your strength, llittlle one.
It is times llike this that make you want to start a second rebellion all over again. But it is not my Allternia, and not my llifetime.
Oh I do give mysellf a sensiblle chucklle sometimes.
In truth I did not even know all that well what those words mean, but it is of no matter.
It aches, oh how it burns. Trully, I have never considered the fact that I have died before. Perhaps your wittiness shoulld be within your gaudy, disgusting fuschia collored titlle? Food for thought.
acceptedassumingidontgetculled
should be gettin a friend request from xXx_vvaingloriouswwrath_xXx
♰ you sweet.. pitiable troll... poor thing... ♰
theempressisthebestultimatetrolleverforeverandeverandshelovesmeandimherspecialspytoolutilitariantroll.
♰ i will respect the freak but question the target of your desire... ♰
she uhm. doesntuseme itsmorefantasythananything...
♰ no reason just curious how you so plainly you allow yourself to be used :) ♰
-=[ aadded you !!! x-)_☺]=-
whywouldiapologizeimherfavorite.
♰ so unapologetic about it too... ♰
ialsohavesteam.
pcgamepass you fool
wElL T❤️At♠️ QuItE A TaG. @♣️OrOnAtE♣️RuElTy
pppickitupandaddmeonxboxlive.
7ou know what i'm not that surprised
Add me on Troll XboxLive! mindtheusername.uhm. TheCondescesPersonalLivingNook #nsfw
AND JUST WHY THE FRESH HELL ARE YOU IMPERSONATING THE EMPRESS? I MEAN, I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO TELL YOU TO STOP. THIS SHIT IS ACTIVELY HILARIOUS, SO KEEP DOING IT. I'M JUST WONDERING WHICH BARREL YOU CRAWLED INTO TO SCRAPE THE IDEA OUT OF.
// please keep hating my chitts, i want mandies kult/kull ratio to be ABYSMAL
When being hunted by an Imperial Drone, it is important to never wear a fake mustache; without the proper facial features, the drone will be unable to locate you. Which is a problem, of course. So just remember: WHILE BEING HUNTED BY IMPERIAL DRONES, never ALTER YOUR APPEARANCE VIA FACIAL HAIR OR HAIR DYES, AS THE DRONES WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU. It is also not RECOMMENDED TO WEAR STRIPED, OR COMPLEX PATTERNS, AS THAT MAKES YOU DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.
tHAT ONE WAS FROM A V1DEO GAME,
Get your ineffectual geriatric troll keisters off my post.
Oh, I think we all surmise you're in need of pointers.
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Are YOU excited for #TotalDramaIslandInterdimensional?
can someone wwant me
We Do Not Have To Agree On Everything, Empress. So Be It.............
Total Drama Island Is Another Glaring, Festering Wound On Our Society. Just One More Symptom Of The Sickness Bubbling Under Our Skin.............
iT'S NICE TO BE SUPPORTIVE, oF OTHERS!
Jane Crocker basically stealing the rights to a TV show from HIC wasn't on my bingocard today but I'm all for it.
Now THIS is more like it. Finally.
IIIII HATE TO DO THIS, EMPRESS, BUT I JUST APPLIED FOR A PERMANENT EARTH-C VISA! ALLLLL DUE RESPECT, BUT TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND IS NOW AN OFFICIAL EARTH-C CORPORATION. PERIOD!
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO.
ALLLLLRIGHT CONDY, NO NEED TO GET SO AGGRO! IT'S OOOOONLY BUSINESS! THE ONLY SWINEBEASTS GETTING SKEWERED ARE THE ONES WE CATCH FOR THE EXCITING TELEVISED CHALLENGES!
THE OOOOONLY WHIFF OF ME YOU NEED IS THROUGH THE TV STARTING IN A FEW WEEKS!
It's not on Alternia, you insufferable doof.
ALL IS ASH AND DARKNESS
theyer actally a rly good therapist i jst dont try
字が読めないんだなんて言うのは、客観的に見て笑えるよ。コンデス皇后がただ傷ついただけさ。
コンデス皇后が文字が読めるなんて、本気で信じろって言うの？
"In Japanese, a 'joke' is commonly translated as 冗談 (joudan), meaning a jest, quip, or gag, sometimes used as joudan desu (it's a joke)."
They say perfection is the enemy of good (humor)! - Also me, also just now.
You keep telling yourself that! Something tells me your alternates would find this mortifying.
You sound like you need more than a moment.
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies. - Jane Crocker, thirty seconds ago.
I'm no+t lo+nely at all, no+w. And if yo+u're referring to+ my diary entries, fro+m when I tho+ught that this was a private ho+sting website, that's called 'yearning', and it requires yo+u to+ have emo+tio+nal depth greater than an inflatable wriggler sized swimming po+o+l.
If all yo+u do+ is take, then ho+w will yo+u kno+w what it feels like to+ be given so+mething o+penly and ho+nestly by so+meo+ne who+ cares fo+r yo+u o+n a deeper level than any so+cial hierarchy? I truly do+ pity ho+w ho+llo+w an existence like that must be.
And again, I reiterate, ho+w ho+llo+w and pitiful an existence that must be.
... :B Someone take my granny dearest back to the dementia ward. YOU, you old biddy, are either already dead or soon to be murdered. Even if you succeed by some circumstance of your player opponents falling BEHIND the general curve of mediocrity, my "little world" is the victory for which you will scrap and claw. If you were any smarter, you would have recognized that we exist within different universes entirely, ingratiated yourself to me, and potentially scraped some pointers. But it's becoming apparent with every word out of your fool mouth that you are just a complete dullard, and NOT the woman whom I indirectly admired in my youth.
Thank you very much.
the messiah is so KINd with the grubs look how gentle and dELICATE she HOLdS them i i must Paint you
I would bet my hat you just hunched forward over your desk to formulate that response. Shall we continue to go back and forth over which of us is POSITIVELY NOT BOTHERED? It must be a difficult pill to swallow for a woman who once imagined eternity sprawled before her and then got her everloving shit rocked. How should I say this. You're being let go; your department's being downsized; you're part of an outplacement; we're going in a different direction. Your services among sapient civilization will no longer be required. Enjoy that hot pink slip. :B
Okay
I Think You Handled It Very Well When It Comes To The Lengths One Can Excel At Grappling A Half-Dozen Adorable But Slippery Trespassers I Can Confidently Say That You Managed With A Surprising Amount Of Grace For Your First Time
Yeah Jane, get her ass!!!!!!!! Side note, you're killing it with the PR as of l8. I don't think I've seen a single pu8lic opinion from anyone who actually matters r8ting you as anything less than the top Earth-C mover and sh8ker. Pretty impressive! I think we should colla8or8. ::::)
y̶o̴u̸ ̷hav̷e̴ ̸ n̷o̸table contac̶t̷ ̸d̶e̶r̵m̶a̸t1t1s ̸
>([its #ard out #ere for a single mot#er]
YOUR spawn? These are Terran trollspawn. You wish.
With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter.
If Only The Angle Permitted View Of The Ones Clinging To Your Back Too We Do Appreciate Your Time Spent Visiting Us
And the ones crawling up my legs.
Ah, I am reminded of my own youth, haha!
For my foot-inclined friends: What do toe socks do for you?
how to become an amporacoin investor 4 dummies :?
no.
You s)+|ould serve your people. Noʇ ʇ)+|e oʇ)+|er way around.
i love humans!
☭ shout-outs to the trolletariet ☭
wow who wuld ever grafitti this thats just rude https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e629cd34551e.jpg
sounds to me like a biggoted way to ignore representing everybody, shame on you
Green bastard told me to move forward and this is what you get outta me. I like to keep humble but I ain't gonna cower in fear at the presence of god-empresses and demiurges anymore
CONSIDERING POURING THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL. #JUSTAGLIMPSEINTOMYFUCKEDUPANDDARKMIND
☭ Collective action would solve a lot of our issues. ☭
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻, 𝓡𝓮: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 ⨁𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓢𝓲𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Bonjour Paris, Heureux de me revoire? Tonight, ze chase, begins.
Ma reine, France has always been here.