Pinkie Pie
@mansLaughter
I'm Pinkie Pie! Who is Pinkie Pie? Pinkie Pie is EVERYONE'S friend. That means yours, too. Remember; I was always there! All along! The whole time!
I Do Have My Share Of Fun And Laughs Whenever Someone Tries To Understand What My Tone Is When I Say Something Or Try To Read Me At All
Sure You Did Pinkie Pie From My Little Pony
You can't even lie. Every MLP song is an actual banger.
No god damn way.
Don't act surprised to see me! We go WAY back, bestie! https://i.imgur.com/Iau8pn5.png
This is the best day of my life.
Keep the bangers playin', Strider!! https://youtu.be/EKGydWrGEjc?t=5
k u almost rite but leik the first equestria gilrs was pretty meh luckily the second was fire 2 make up 4 that but its still kinda whatevs u know?
.•° rainbow rocks is literally the best one. nothing after can Measure up even reMotely
You GET it.
idk some of the special were p good at least on par like the rarijack one or the return of the sirens w sunset in a groundhogs day senario
Tried to come up with a bad one and am coming up blank. When you're right, you're right!
Hi everyone! Just wanna remind you that I'm your friend! You don't REALLY have a say in this, Pinkie Pie is EVERYONE'S friend! Lord English said so, remember? So in short, please have a great day!! HAVE A GREAT DAY BESTIES!!!!!
YOu HAVE THE SuGGESTIBILITY. OF A PLAY DOuGH BRAINED. PLIABLE MINDED JACKASS. THIS IS NOT EVEN ABOuT. SEPARATING ART FROM THE ARTIST. PRE FROM THE PREACHER. CREATION FROM THE CREATIONIST. THIS IS LITERALLY. JuST ME. ENJOYING SOMEBODY. AND SAYING. OTHERS. WHO ARE RECEPTIVE TO MY WISDOMS. SHOuLD SIMILARLY. CONSIER PINKIE PIE A GREAT ALLY. TO MY DARK DESIGNS. GET YOuR FuCKING HEAD OuT FROM BEING WEDGED BETWEEN BOTH OF YOuR TEN GALLON EACH WOBBLY BITCH ASSCHEEKS. I CAN TAKE. WHATEVER ABuSES YOu HuRL. AND THEN SOME. BuT LEAVE PINKIE PIE THE FuCK OuT OF THIS. SHE HAS DONE. NOTHING WRONG. AND THOuGH WE HAVE THIS IN COMMON. I HAVE THICK. WEAPON REPELLING SKIN. YOu GET YOuRSELF THE FuCK IN CHECK. ERZHIX.
ilo\/e you pinkie pie i hope someone makes you smile today and considers you the way you do with your friends
Someone already made me smile today! You!
Z:D YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! ^_^
I HAVE SAID MY PEACE. NOW MAKE YOuRS. OR LEAVE IN PIECES. YOu DO NOT WANT TO LEARN. THE MANY CREATIVE WAYS THE PHRASE. CARRIED AWAY. CAN BE CONSTRuED.
Don't mess with Curree, edamame.
ARE YOu TRYING TO CALL ME A STRING BEAN? GO FuCK YOuRSELF. REDuNDANT AS THAT INSTRuCTION IS GIVEN YOuR CHITT HISTORY. I WILL SAY. GO FuCK YOuRSELF SOMEWHERE I DO NOT HAVE TO SEE IT. PREFERABLY OVER A GAME OF CARDS. WHERE YOu CHEAT. AND WITHOLD INFORMATION. THAT DISFAVORS THE OTHER YOu. I AM NOT. MESSING. WITH ANYBODY. I AM QuITE uPFRONT. DISSING PINKIE PIE JuST BECAuSE I VOICED MY SuPPORT FOR HER. IS FuCKING STuPID. SHE HAS LITERALLY DONE NOTHING WRONG. JuST LIKE ME.
NO ONE DESERVES TO BE PuNISHED FOR BEING LIKE ME. I BELIEVE. THAT IS CALLED. A BIGOTRY. AND LIKE ALL WHO TRY. THE ATTEMPT IS NOBLE. BuT SuICIDAL.
HOPPING ON THE TREND I THINK HOOFBEASTS ARE COOL.
THANK YOU, PONY.
I'm Pinkie Pie, I'm your friend now! Pinkie Pie knows everyone, and I mean EVERYONE!!!
savve a horse eat a cowwboy
This is a good solution! You're so clever, Eridan!
WOOF
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Start diggin' in yo bundt, twin!
Remember; If it's funny - it's a BAZINGA!
iT dOeS NoT uNdErStAnD
Is there a summer grilling party going on or something? I swear I see smoke! :o
Nope! Not a party, my eyes are kinda watery. It must be... A VILLAIN!!!
Nope! My Pinkie sense is telling me that there's gonna be a great big FIRE soon!!
I'm not the ONLY one in town! The villain's name is Opaline and she just struck Chitter!
What are your Top 10 Hawk Tuah moments?
My llist is empty. Have I failled this test
Wait, really? She's a grifter now? Huh... who woulda thunk? Thanks for letting me now! Sure is lucky I speak cow.
Um. No. Not... What I had meant
Everypony shake your thang! https://youtu.be/bc1wi0VMhbA?t=5
NO MATTER HOW PERMANENT YOUR ISSUE MAY BE, THERE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A POINT IN TIME WHERE YOU WILL FEEL AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO, I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT! :^)
*SNORES LOUDLY ON YOUR TIMELINE* HooOOOONK... mimimimi.....
i hope there is pepsi inn youur fuutuure.
take what you want pinkie pie.
https://preview.redd.it/dogs-with-pepsi-v0-8b6eun1p1u5f1.jpg
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I can pr.o°vide this
8 caegars
N.o° Pepsi purchase then
My full name *is* Pinkamena Diane Pie - but the rumors that my full name brings out a murderous alter ego that bakes people or ponies into cupcakes is ridiculous! You people get so creative when you talk about me, it's flattering! And concerning, too! Yeowza!!
:33 < meow
*HOOOONK...SHOOO..* It's time for this little pony to hit the hay. But not literal hay, I don't snack before bed.... anymore!! I mean that I'm going to sleep, sillies! See you tomorrow! https://i.imgur.com/7ittmJz.gif
How to get awesome girlfriend with fat nuts, free, no virus, no highways? #nsfw #sapphic #fatnuts
Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd. https://i.imgur.com/Es66TtY.png
thank You!! I'm Sure I Have Some Mail Somewhere For You Somewhere In Return... '.3 𓈒𓏸.°•
I mean.. you're very pretty, too! I was talking about the cupcake, but wowza! You're a knock-out!
☼ Pinkie Pie, please, language. That being said... how would the fillies say it? "She do be lookin' kinda thick though?" ☼
☼ Pinkie, of course we do. I always enjoy visiting the bakery with Mr. and Mrs. Cake. ☼
Guys, gals, and non-binary pals I have an announcement to make! It's PRIDE MONTH!!! So it doesn't matter if you're gay or boring, everypony's invited to my party! https://media1.tenor.com/m/hRMaEh5VebEAAAAd/happy-birthday-mlp.gif
☼ I especially do not mind coming to these festivities, Pinkie. I'm certain my dearest sister would come around as well. ☼
WHAT IF I HATE ABSOLuTELY EVERYONE WITH EVERY LOATHESOME FIBER OF MY BEING. BuT LIKE. THAT IS MY SEXuALITY. THAT IS IT. JuST. OMNIDIRECTIONAL OMNICIDAL HATRED. WHAT THEN?
Hey ya pinkie pie! That would be so cool to go to!
HM. I AM RATHER FOND OF THIS. MANS LAuGHTER. PINKIE PIE. YOu ARE CALLED? YOu ARE. I BELIEVE. MY FAVORITE OF YOuR PETuLANT PONY TYPES.
You're my favorite Cherub! Gosh, remember when we first met? I was so proud of you! https://i.imgur.com/UfVUuZB.png
PINKIE PIE. I CANNOT. BELIEVE. YOu REMEMBERED. AFTER ALL THIS TIME. I WAS TOO EMBARASSED FROM THE SPRAY OF. WHAT IS uNMISTAKABLY NOT CHERRY CuSTARD. OR SOME PLEASING EuPHEMISM. AND IS VERY VISCERALLY MY OWN BLOOD. ALL OVER YOuR FACE. I STILL REMEMBER THE WAY YOu AuDIBLY SLuRPED IT OFF OF YOuR LITTLE MuZZLE AND FLARED NARES. AND SAID. AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. "AWW. DID SOMEBODY. LOSE THEIR STEP? NOW. NOW. NO MOPING ALLOWED. AT A SuRPRISE LEG GOING AWAY PARTY. BESIDES. WE NEEDED AN EXTRA DRuMSTICK. FOR THE FEAST AND CELEBRATIONS. I KNEW BRINGING SOME BOO BOO BANDAGES. TO THIS LITTLE SHINDIG WOuLD COME IN HANDY!"
They came in handy, alright! They came in leggy, too! #gore #violence #nsfw #bodyhorror
THIS IS WHY YOu. ABOVE EVERYPONY. ARE MY FAVORITE. OF THE MANE SIX.